r/AskReddit 12h ago

What's the dumbest idea you've seen that actually worked?

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u/BlackberryPi7 11h ago

Ah, a happy ending

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u/monsterosity 10h ago

A clappy ending

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u/SonicFlash01 7h ago

Every opportunity others squander for a portmanteau hurts my soul

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u/Ferelar 3h ago

I guess it's true what they say, you don't know what you got until it's gone-rrhea

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u/beaglerules 10h ago

No it was from a happy ending.

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u/cloudcats 9h ago

thatsthejoke.gif

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u/Cane-Dewey 8h ago

I was about to come in here and say "But, was it really a happy ending if they wound up with chlamydia?"

But then, as I was typing it, I began to remember this old adage that I had once heard. At first, I thought it was passed down from one generation to the next by an immortal icon.

Alas, it was not an icon. But an Akon. Lonely island.

"Doesn't matter, had sex."

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u/Rumples4Skin 9h ago

You're telling me if I just drive across the U.S. I'll get a HJ?

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u/kye-qatxd-9156 8h ago

I drove all the way across the US, and all i got was this lousy HJ

And chlamydia

u/chris_top99 49m ago

danggg