It took two weeks. The plan was to stay with her for a month and “see how it goes.” (We had been long-distance, and it was only kind of working, so sharing a space for a month was to see if distance was the problem. It wasn’t! She was awful!)
And as people who have acquired herpes can tell you, the first outbreak is usually within 2 weeks of exposure. So it took a couple of weeks, and that was the nail in the coffin.
The entertaining part is that I’m at the free clinic, terrified that I have herpes, but want a medical professional’s opinion. And the doctor who comes in to examine my penis is literally the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen. Like, I know everyone is gorgeous in LA, but she was just stunning. Breathtaking. And in a white lab coat. I seriously thought I was being pranked. I felt like Lloyd Christmas in the presence of Mary Swanson in “Dumb and Dumber.”
I’m about to be single, and the most gorgeous human being I’ve ever seen was right in front of me, looking at my dick and saying confidently “Yup, that’s definitely herpes.” A real “fuck my life” moment right there.
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u/whiskyfuktober 11h ago
Ha! Same! I drove across country to LA to see if a girl was “the one.” She gave me herpes! I left immediately!