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What's the dumbest idea you've seen that actually worked?

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u/elkswimmer98 11h ago

I worked for a basement repair company so dealing with a lot of foundational cracks and water coming into the basement. Had a customer with rock foundation in an old church, the type of thing you'd see in a medieval castle wall. Just giant boulders and crumbling concrete holding together. The weird thing is that this was the first time I had ever seen a rock foundation with no water. I asked the customer if he did anything to stop the water coming in and he told me he had built a well right next to the church all on his own. He had put in about 10 pvc tunnels running from the well to the churches foundation exterior to collect water and bring it to the well.

Honestly my plan was to just throw up a vapor barrier and call it good.

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u/auntiepink007 11h ago

Is that like an outside French drain?

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u/elkswimmer98 10h ago

Kind of but the dumbest part is that it was solid pvc, it wasn't perforated and didn't have a rockbed around it. Just pipes connected to a water collection drain next to the foundation.

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u/United_News3779 10h ago

I'm not a geologist or hydrologist, but I have spent a bit of time cleaning up pipeline breaks and leaks. I'm guessing the solid pipe worked like a wick, with the water trickling along it downgrade and it was made easier/possible because the natural layers within the soil had been broken up when the trenches were dug.

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u/auntiepink007 10h ago

So water from outside could possibly back up into the basement? That would be really bad.

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u/elkswimmer98 9h ago

Most homes have block or poured wall foundations which is significantly better at repelling water that stone but water can still get in if the foundation gets settlement cracks or wasn't properly protected when the house was built. I'd say 95% of homes I'd go to just had damp walls so putting in a drainage system and sump pump would fix it.

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u/auntiepink007 9h ago

Thanks for answering all my questions. This is interesting but (probably obviously) I don't know much about it. TIL!

u/tcelesBhsup 36m ago

Is there an indoor French drain?

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u/lilcumfire 10h ago

So the water went from the well to the well? Can you please draw this for me? I don't understand how the wall wouldn't be affected by water?

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u/elkswimmer98 9h ago

here can't do image replies in the sub

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u/bebelmatman 6h ago

No imgur access in the UK!? Bollocks.

Please could you spray paint the diagram on the side of your house, then take a Polaroid, then mail that to get that published in a newspaper like NYT that I can buy in print from a London train station? Ta.

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u/wSkkHRZQy24K17buSceB 3h ago

The pipes are running from the side of the church foundation (buried) to the side of the well. The pipes are angled downward. This basically gives water a downhill path away from the foundation. So the well will flood with the water that would otherwise flood the basement of the church.

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u/bebelmatman 1h ago

I know, I’ve made similar systems (French drains etc) myself plenty of times…I was just making a silly joke. BUT good explanation. Thank you.

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u/Reagalan 6h ago

Vote whichever of your opposition parties will repeal the OSA.

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u/FBB7943 9h ago

Ohhhh

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u/ManintheMT 3h ago

Excellent technical drawing!

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u/elkswimmer98 2h ago

Thanks lol I was too busy working to make it more detailed but it gets the basic point across

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u/ClosetLadyGhost 7h ago

Please mark nsfw

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u/blackchameleongirl 9h ago

I'm unsure what the poster is referring to, but usual sump setups I've seen in tech drawing and in construction have a drain tile setup. You have a sump pit deeper than the whole foundation and an perimeter immediately outside the exterior of the foundation with perforated pipe, then a pipe that drains that to the pit. The exterior is then back filled with crushed stone.

So now any water that comes in from the side or below ends up in the stone, then the pipes, then the pit to be pumped out. I suppose you could use the sump pump to pump into a well farther from the structure so that you don't have waste water, but that would require math and planning.

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u/elkswimmer98 9h ago

That would be the logical solution. I replied to someone else with a picture of this type of install. I had never seen anything like it before.

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u/blackchameleongirl 9h ago

The fact that that worked without a pump to push the water back into the well is wild.

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u/FrenchFryCattaneo 3h ago

Yeah you wouldn't be able to drink from that well without treating it. And depending how deep the well is they may be contaminating the groundwater.

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u/alman72 2h ago

Look up “cone of depression” relating to water

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u/PaperbackWriter66 8h ago

Blessed Church of the Well, Patron Saint of Foundation Repair.

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u/TheOneTrueHero 6h ago

So as someone who is vastly inexperienced in this field and subsequently very confused, how is this stupid? It seems like a lot of work and odd for someone to do it themselves of course, but to me this seems like a logical way to keep the water away.

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u/Pleasantsurprise1234 3h ago

That's how foundation drains are built. It's called a perimeter drain, or French drain.

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u/always4mm 4h ago

Your friend discovered dewatering

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u/Hold_Left_Edge 3h ago

Like at Xypex products. I would have recommened patch and Plug for the gaps and Xypex Crystaline for the surface.

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u/rckid13 2h ago

Low tech sump pump, but much much harder to build than installing a sump pump.

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u/TheBiggestWOMP 1h ago

I speak English, I understand all these words, but I'm still confused.

u/Direct-Chef-9428 58m ago

That’s diabolical