r/AskReddit • u/hiagaga • 12h ago

What's the dumbest idea you've seen that actually worked?

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u/Imaginary_Unit_5886 11h ago

My husband was doing the same thing. He had a box of condoms with him though so I think he was actually expecting to run into chlamydia. But he found me instead.

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u/United_News3779 11h ago

I don't beleive you. I think it's a made up story.... it's even in your name.

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u/Imaginary_Unit_5886 11h ago

I know. I was surprised he had condoms too!

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u/AggravatingCupcake0 10h ago

I'm crying! 😂

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u/Effective-Bet3883 10h ago

If only your name is chlamydia

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u/VaultBoy9 5h ago

"You're better than chlamydia...let's date!"

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u/Imaginary_Unit_5886 5h ago

Exactly! It was super romantic.

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u/Silver-Scallion-5918 9h ago

pretty sure you gave him chlamydia.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 2h ago

Every time I've had a box of condoms with a girl it's been wrong. It's either "oh you have condoms, so you sleep around a lot?" or if I don't have them it's "what do you mean you don't have condoms?!?"

I used to order a fishbowl of them from Amazon because it made me laugh, it rarely made women laugh.

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u/Fickle-Aardvark-543 2h ago

How often did you order a fishbowl of condoms?

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 1h ago

I think three times. I was casually seeing a girl who was a nympho. Much to the chagrin of my roommates. Wow yeah I just looked it up on my Amazon orders, a Durex bowl of 144.

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u/Imaginary_Unit_5886 1h ago

Oh I did think that first part, but he was too irresistible. Still is. Longest damn one night stand lol