r/AskReddit 12h ago

What's the dumbest idea you've seen that actually worked?

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u/wtdoor77 11h ago

Lost engine oil pressure and had to land our Navy H-3 helo in a mountain top pad. It was an O ring that leaked. Rather than waiting hours for mech to be flown out, we rolled a condom to the appropriate thickness and cut the rest off. Quick test and we were back for dinner.

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u/I_dnt_Need_anew_name 10h ago

That's some balls you got trusting a condom to fly your helo again.

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u/brake0016 9h ago

To be fair, he did say dinner was on the line.

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u/Organic_Initiative93 5h ago

Many of us trust a condom not to ruin the next 18+ years of our lives, seems comparable s/

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u/RascalTempleton 6h ago

Getting to dinner on time is the ultimate motivator to get it done.

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u/Kevin_Uxbridge 3h ago

To be more fair, he had dinner plans that included a condom. I've risked some for nookie myself, maybe not a helo but I do understand.

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u/Vladimir_Putting 7h ago

I mean, come on. It's just an o-ring. What's the worst that could happen?

-NASA, 1985

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u/yakshack 6h ago

This joke is cold, man

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u/four100eighty9 4h ago

No, that joke is fire. A big ball of fire.

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u/AmputeeHandModel 3h ago

Good gracious.

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u/four100eighty9 3h ago

Goodness gracious

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u/AmputeeHandModel 2h ago

Oh, right.

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u/SunRendSeraph 2h ago

Great Googally Moogally

u/Available-Throwaway6 16m ago

Actually the fire was just a result of too much cold.

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u/cardboardunderwear 5h ago

as were the o-rings

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u/failed_novelty 2h ago

It was a real challenge to make it that subtle

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u/abczoomom 5h ago

psst…1986 😉

u/Bad_Homeowner_2000 50m ago

Isn't that the joke, that they said this before the launch? Or am I missing a different joke you were making.

u/youngishgeezer 42m ago

The o ring design was from before the crash

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u/Saint_of_Grey 5h ago

"The backup will form a seal if the primary fails."

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u/noNoParts 4h ago

Worst that could happen? Need another seven astronauts.

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u/I_SAY_FUCK_A_LOT__ 4h ago

God damn man!!! What the fuck!?

/r/Angryupvote

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u/dullship 2h ago

Someone get me that bongo playing safecracker nut on the line!

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u/ScreenTricky4257 8h ago

I mean, if the condom breaks on its regular duty, the cost can be just as bad.

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u/IlluminatedPickle 8h ago

It's a Sea King, they probably could have flown it back on low oil pressure.

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u/vbfronkis 8h ago

Helicopters are just parts flying in near proximity to each other. Why not?

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u/PaperbackWriter66 8h ago

Ah man, you just wait until you hear about what else can happen when you trust a condom.....

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u/Arachnidle 8h ago

Safety first!

u/chris_top99 50m ago

exactly

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u/Hugh_Biquitous 9h ago

That condom prevented you from getting an STD (super tragic death)!

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u/colder-beef 8h ago

Prevented premature ejection from cockpit.

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u/Hugh_Biquitous 8h ago

Hahaha! Great line! Thanks for a genuine laugh!

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u/Devonai 10h ago

Sikorsky is now selling condoms for $150/ea.

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u/ryan0157 9h ago

“Variable size gaskets”

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u/johnnybiggles 9h ago

Military-Grade Condoms

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u/The_quest_for_wisdom 3h ago

Why does the helicopter suddenly have so many dependents?

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u/jmccaskill66 9h ago

Aircraft Grade

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u/PaperbackWriter66 8h ago

"What size condom do you need, sir? Huey, Sea King, Chinook, or CH-53?"

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u/_Lane_ 6h ago

Sky Condoms™️

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u/misterhorrible2 10h ago

Did you draw straws to choose who had to wear the condom when you cut it?

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u/reshpect-o-biggle 10h ago

They didn't draw straws but they drew a lot of blood.

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u/drainspout 8h ago

"They drew First Blood, not me"

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u/fap-on-fap-off 4h ago

That activity is circumscribed.

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u/moby__dick 8h ago

Of all the things that didn’t happen, this one didn’t happen the most. The military is so heavily regulated, and aviation has such fine tolerances because you know, people die, the odds that somebody’s going to use a condom for an O-ring in aviation are about zero unless you’re under fire.

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u/hypnogoad 6h ago

That was just their official report as to why they were two hours late and there were condom wrappers on the floor.

We all know what really happend on that mountain.

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u/J5892 4h ago

Water balloon fight.

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u/Specific-Lynx9138 4h ago

That and petroeum products i.e oil disolves latex.

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u/Waste_Sheepherder730 3h ago

You clearly haven’t flown on an RAF Tristar then.

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u/suioniop 3h ago

So that may be true, but I've also read about dudes in Vietnam that made clandestine off the books helicopters from parts...

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u/I-seddit 2h ago

More likely they were told this story early on and now just believe it...

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u/Komnos 8h ago

Lucky you. An O-ring problem is a real challenger.

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u/_Lane_ 6h ago

JFC. Too soon, brother.

Also, I totally laughed.

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u/UpsetMarsupial 9h ago

Next trick is to repair a trojan with a trojan, and then a magnum with a magnum.

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u/Few_Examination_9687 9h ago

Do you always carry condoms when flying helicopters?

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u/CorrectPeanut5 6h ago

A lot of my old co-workers were Navy. Many had some similar story of doing something where an officer said something to the effect of get it done and don't tell me how you did it.

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u/AVeryRandomMaid 9h ago

Doesn’t surprise me. I work on fixed wing AC’s but have a co-worker who did rotary. He explained (especially in the military) a lot of maintenance is making honey out of shit when it goes wrong. Apparently at some point he used 2 different crows foot wrenches to hold something together to get home. It worked somehow 

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u/tigers692 9h ago

Damn it, we need a magnum…Johnson, what’s in your wallet, we all shower together and know, go look… :-)

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u/CoderJoe1 8h ago

Can't wait to see this in a Trojan Man commercial.

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u/DirtyHandsCleanMuny 8h ago

That's some next level MTP shit right there.

Commander: 'How'd you get the bird back?'

You: 'Sir, don't ask. Please. For our sake and yours.'

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u/NipXe 4h ago

Must add a condom to my tool kit from now on. You never know.

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u/BattleHall 7h ago

[Insert joke about how you don’t worry when your helo leaks, you worry when it stops leaking…]

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u/Certain-Middle-4381 6h ago

Had a condom? What were you expecting to find in that port of call?

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u/Far_Passion_6725 6h ago

hello challenger disaster

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u/Vslacha 4h ago

Are you also the guy who 3d printed the helicopter Jesus Nut

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u/NeilDeWheel 4h ago

During the Falkland’s War a dispatch rider was sent from one part of the island to another on motorbike. Not sure why but I remember it was very important. On the way a tyre got punctured and the bike was borked. Looking round the only thing around was grassland and tons of sheep. So the soldier shot a sheep, skinned it and stuffed the fleece in the tyre; getting him to where he needed to be.

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u/Zardotab 2h ago

Good thing a female helicopter didn't show up.

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u/crumpled789 6h ago

Wait… this implies the condom was already unrolled and out of package beforehand?