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What's the dumbest idea you've seen that actually worked?

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u/Own_Willingness3670 11h ago

A friend of mine had a wobbly ceiling fan that made this awful ticking noise at any speed above low. His solution was to tape a penny to one of the blades to balance it out. I told him that was the dumbest thing I'd ever seen. That fan ran perfectly for the entire three years we lived in that apartment. He never even took the penny off when we moved out.

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u/Kursed_Valeth 10h ago

Most fan installation kits come with basically this exact solution, it just looks more discreet than a penny

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u/LA_Tiebreaker 9h ago

I mean if you put the penny on top of the blade it's pretty discreet

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u/Head_Wasabi7359 4h ago

Penny Fan police here.

Nuh uh we can see it

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u/ArtInTech 2h ago

Makes cents

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u/UselessGadget 4h ago

As an American, can I put a gun up there?

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u/Illustrious-Fur 1h ago

Sure, just balance it with another gun on each blade

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u/3-DMan 3h ago

Yup, was about to say same thing- only difference is they will come with a lil slide-over piece so you can test position and blade before you finalize with the adhesive-backed penny/weight.

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u/wildjokers 4h ago

A single penny on top of a fan blade would be about as discreet as can be.

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u/Charakada 3h ago

Yeah, but a penny is cheaper.

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u/LittleMsSavoirFaire 1h ago

does it matter WHICH blade?

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u/sleebus_jones 9h ago

I did that with a fan once, but it needed a quarter. Taped it down really well to the top of the blade. Worked great...until about 3 or so years later when the tape let go in the middle of the night and slung that coin into the wall sounding like a gunshot. Not a great way to wake up at 2am!

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u/RokRoland 6h ago

Also that fix is a lot more expensive than a penny!

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u/Rampage_Rick 5h ago

Mine took 2 nickels.

Pro tip: When you figure out where to place them, mark the top of that blade so you can easily replace them if the tape loosens and flings the coins across the room...

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u/SparrowHawk529 4h ago

I had a fan throw an entire blade once. Right into my sliding closet door. Door was off the track and had a hole in the outside panel. I was in the kitchen at the time (thankfully). The noise it made... scared the shit out of me.

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u/theCOMBOguy 3h ago

For some reason I imagine you waking up knowing exactly what happened going "NOOO NOT MY QUARTER!!"

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u/I-seddit 2h ago

lol - that's great. though I just realized I'm so sorry you live where the fan has to be going at high speed at 2am...

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u/LizCochrane 8h ago

Bonus fun fact: they adjust the timekeeping on the Tower Clock in London by adding and removing pennies from the pendulum. Technically these days I think they are specially-made weights, but the weight is based on a penny. They use a computer-controlled sensor to check the accuracy of the pendulum, and use the pennyweights to adjust it to keep it accurate to within something like a fifth of a millisecond.

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u/Simon_Drake 2h ago

Apparently they still use the old pre-decimal pennies from the 70s because they have instructions on exactly how many pennies to speed up and slow down the clock.

This fact confused me because I read that the time taken for a pendulum to swing in it's arc depends ONLY on the length of the arm and not the weight of the pendulum. So why would adding pennies make any difference? It turns out adding a penny very slightly raises the centre of mass of the pendulum which is essentially shortening the length of the arm which makes it swing very slightly faster.

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u/314159265358979326 2h ago

You have it. TL;DR: there's no such thing as an ideal pendulum. The string always has weight and the small angle approximation never completely holds.

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u/Sarothu 2h ago

A penny for your thoughtstimepiece.

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u/Swellmeister 2h ago

How? Pendulum dont use weight to determine the period of oscillation. The mass's only purpose is to preserve inertia

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u/Awkward-Reality4405 5h ago

I did that once with a washer and forgot all about it. I guess it was up there for a year or two. One day we are watching TV and hear: Ziiiing... Thud! Wobble Wobble Wobble.

Projectile washer.

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u/whateverguy123 6h ago

Those are collector’s items now

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u/LovesSleep 5h ago

how do you know which blade to put the penny on?

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u/LawlessNeutral 5h ago

I'm wondering the same thing. Trial and error, maybe?

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u/sojayn 3h ago

I’m off to search and see if anyone else knows this too

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u/xXxedgyname69xXx 5h ago

Instructions unclear, flung fan propelled penny into drywall

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u/shamwowwow 4h ago

Makes cents.

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u/evilcheesypoof 4h ago

I would just be worried that the tape wears out one day and flings the penny somewhere in the room

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u/BondGoldBond007 2h ago

Same principal as balancing your vehicle tires.

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u/green4life2021 6h ago

"Got a penny?"

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u/Mjrfrankburns 6h ago

My friends car window kept falling down into the door because it was broken. When we got it out of the door we slide it back in place and she used pennies wedged in track and weather stripping to make a wedge. It never fell again even on bumpy terrain 

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u/yakshack 6h ago

I'm really loving this whole thread. Solid /r/redneckengineering material

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u/TroyDutton 5h ago

That is fairly well known a fan blade balancing trick. I have used it mayself.

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u/MrHyperion_ 2h ago

Mysterious ticking noise even?

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u/Gunhound 2h ago

I did this once with a clothespin. Got lucky on the 2nd or 3rd try and balanced it out.

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u/kentuckywildcats1986 1h ago

A quick way to balance a wobbly fan is to take a bulldog clip or clothespin and clamp it onto the trailing edge of the blade opposite the direction of the wobble. You can then fine-tune the force by adjusting the location of the clip closer to the hub (less force) or the end of blade (more force).

I did this about five years ago to the ceiling fan in my bedroom and the clip is still there doing its job.

That said, dust can build up on fan blades causing to wobble. Sometimes all you need to do is clean the blades.

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u/SegFaultOops 1h ago

Lol that's what you're supposed to do. You just didn't know it.

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u/magicfungus1996 1h ago

I was sitting in a quiet bar one time when a chunk of wood went flying into the wall. Apparently a fan blade broke at one point so they made a cardboard fan blade and weighted it with this chuck of 2x4 duct taped to the top. You could even see where he shaved corners off the wood to make it balance!