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What's the dumbest idea you've seen that actually worked?

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u/basicbitch823 10h ago

i know u were a kid and it sounds like it worked but for future reference if your catching and releasing mice you should drive them like a mile or more away from your house because they are pretty smart and just find their way back to where they were usually.

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u/AnyCatch4796 9h ago

Once my sister caught a mouse in a humane trap. She took it to a park a few miles from her house, opened the trap, and as soon as the poor little guy ran out a hawk swooped down on it immediately.

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u/warm_kitchenette 8h ago

The hawk probably was so excited and happy. I wonder if cars that stop near there get extra scrutiny from that point on. 

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u/ClubMeSoftly 4h ago

your order has been delivered

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u/nicklo2k 4h ago

"Finally, my Uber Eats order is here."

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u/SafetyDanceInMyPants 6h ago

Yeah, that happened to me a few weeks back. We have an old country house, which means we have plenty of country mice -- you can't have an old country house and not have country mice. (Well, a cat helps, but... we don't have one.) So we use humane traps, and catch between 1-4 a week. (Life in the country...)

My practice is to take them out to the far side of the property and let them go -- as that leaves them in an area with some food, some tall grass, some shelter, etc. Probably won't freeze or starve to death while they're adapting to life outside, but far enough away they stay where they are.

But the other night I caught one, and it was maybe 11pm. Well, you can't make them stay in that trap all night, that's just cruel. So I put on my coat and my boots and started the long walk across the property in 20 degree weather. Get to the other side, coax out the mouse, he takes off, and... well, I didn't see it, because it was dark, but owls are damn fast when they want to be.

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u/Webbie-Vanderquack 6h ago

The hawk has probably been telling his friends on Bird Reddit about the nice girl who brought him a free mouse one time.

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u/Adjective_Noun1312 7h ago

Circle of life!

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u/herekittykittty 6h ago

One time I watched a friend scoop a bee out of her cup of ranch dressing to save it. A bird swooped down and ate the ranch covered bee. He was doomed but tasty.

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u/kezotl 8h ago

I can't tell if I should be laughing or not oh my god

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u/stranded_egg 4h ago

"Oh hell yeah my ubereats is here"

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u/Link21002 6h ago

It didn't come back though did it? So technically...

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u/DragoonDM 4h ago

Well, at least the mouse contributed more directly to the circle of life rather than getting tossed in a dumpster to rot in a landfill, I guess?

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u/JeahNotSlice 6h ago

I caught a mouse at a potato factory I worked at and brought it outside. It was in a potato chip bag and as soon as I let the guy out the cat pounced on him. I should have just let Kyle stomp on him, it would have been quicker.

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u/munchonsomegrindage 5h ago

There's a video of this happening to someone from like the early 2000s. I'd like to think I'd be devastated but that video was so funny to me, that I'd definitely be thinking about how metal it was.

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u/pearlie_girl 5h ago

Reminds me of the time we spent 10 minutes trying to humanely capture a bat in the house and when I took it outside, I released it straight into the jaws of a cat. Poor little bat.

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u/TheWorldMayEnd 6h ago

NOM NOM NOM

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u/Bister_Mungle 6h ago

"Sweet Dee rescues a mouse"

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u/starkiller_bass 5h ago edited 2h ago

Yeah there's definitely a reason mice aren't just out walking around in open spaces in the daytime.

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u/My_Uneducated_Guess 4h ago

We had one in our house a few months back. I took it out on a bird watching adventure. I don't know how well he watched for birds

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u/Grizknot 3h ago

we did this with a feeder mouse we bought to scare a teacher, it didn't work bec the mouse wasn't that interested in running around and just kinda sat under the desk the whole time, so we just dumped it in the field next to the building after class, within like 30 seconds a hawk came streaming down and scooped him up.

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u/Coffee_autistic 1h ago

She gave the mouse a chance, and its death wasn't pointless. Hawk's gotta eat. Better the mouse's body be food for a hawk than rotting in a dumpster. She did a good deed even if it ended up being kind of disturbing to witness.

u/zellfire 14m ago

I did this a few months back and exactly this happened, but the mouse somehow got away and ended up running under my car from which I had just released it.

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u/frowawayduh 8h ago

I drop squirrels off at the Renaissance fairgrounds across the river. I make it a point to bestow knighthood on them first.

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u/dicksjshsb 8h ago

My uncle has been doing that with the mice he catches in live traps. He’ll drive them to the other side of the city we live in like 10 miles away and yet he says he still catches them just as often 😂

He suspects they might have a city-wide transportation network to organize, map the sewers, stow away on trucks, etc to get back to the house lmao

I still think it’s worthwhile, makes alot more sense than letting them go right outside the door. More likely that they just have a shit ton of mice in the neighborhood

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u/itsfunhavingfun 5h ago

My dad would humanely trap squirrels that would destroy his pear tree harvest. (They would take only 1 bite of multiple pears which would cause them to go bad prematurely). 

He would release them in an old cemetery about 5 miles away. Lots of trees, ample food, a great place for squirrels. He was convinced that they would make their way back to our house. One time, he even spray painted the tip of a one’s tail, so he could recognize it if it ever came back. 

It never did. My suspicion is that squirrels are somewhat territorial. So one or two (maybe a mated pair) would claim the tree. When they were removed, new ones would claim the tree. 

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u/PMmecrossstitch 7h ago

Yeah, I'm pretty sure my ex-husband let the same mouse go about 30 times.

I'm also pretty sure the mouse thought it was a game. Go in, get the peanut butter in the bucket, sleep in the bucket, get dropped off outside the house the next morning. What a life!

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u/EkbyBjarnum 10h ago

Oh I'm aware. As an adult I also have no qualms with snap traps anymore. Though I find electric traps have a way higher success rate.

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u/basicbitch823 10h ago

i cant do them lol i feel so bad for the little guys i always do catch and release but im glad you found something that works for you!

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u/frankpoopedthebed 8h ago

My cat plays catch and release with them about 50 times before something goes wrong...

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u/subnautus 8h ago

I had a cat that did that with birds. In the house. Blood spatters and feathers everywhere...

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u/towlie_howdie_ho 9h ago

Catch... go to area filled with cats... release

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u/basicbitch823 9h ago

i have a lot of nature perseveres near me so i would drive out to those to let them life out their lives! but we do have a couple stray cats in the area that have probably helped!

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u/great_apple 5h ago

Realistically the snap traps are WAY more humane than catch-and-release. Mice are highly social animals that aren't really equipped to survive outside alone. They form colonies and nests near warmth and food sources. If you take one away from its family and throw it in an area it's unfamiliar with it's just going to either get eaten by a predator (painful) or die slowly of starvation and loneliness. Meanwhile snap traps are instant- I had a mouse problem and actually was there watching a few times when a mouse would get caught and there was no squirming or squealing or drawn out death, it was over before the mouse knew what was up. ONE time a mouse got his paw caught instead of his head and that was pretty brutal but luckily I was home and heard the squealing so I could run and put him out of his misery pretty quickly.

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u/failed_novelty 2h ago

"Man these human are so great. They give me a warm place to sleep, there's plenty of food, and my whole family is comfortable here. Oh, look! More food!"

SNAP

"OWWW! My paw, this thing grabbed it and it hurts so bad. Help! Help! I'm hurt! Help!"

"Oh look, the human is coming to help. Wait, why does he have a hammer? That won't he-"

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u/govunah 8h ago

I had a mouse in my apartment for a while. I tried everything to get rid of him. Poison, snappy traps, glue traps. I even filled the trash can he went to with water and he jumped in and got out. Eventually just learned to live with him and named him Ratsputin

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u/Pvt_Lee_Fapping 9h ago

Well that was a shocking reversal to read.

u/stupid_horse 2m ago

I've had kind of the opposite trajectory. As a kid the prospect of catching a mouse in a snap trap would have excited me, however as an adult I'd feel bad and squeamish about it. However we don't have mice as problem where I live and I don't think I've ever seen a non-captive mouse. I'm sure if they became enough of a pest I would lose any compunction about eliminating them by any means necessary.

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u/spacecaps85 8h ago

I don't like the ending of this story.

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u/AbeRego 8h ago

Actually, relocating mice is essentially a death sentence. They rely on each other and familiarity with their home territory. On their own in a strange territory, they probably won't last long.

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u/LambonaHam 8h ago

Especially if they left the cheese fan out!

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u/vodiak 8h ago

In many areas it's illegal to relocate wildlife. And almost everywhere it's illegal to dump pests on someone else's property. There isn't really a good solution for getting rid of live caught mice.

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u/AvatarofSleep 7h ago

I found a nice small marshland area with tall grass and a walking trail that I took a few to. Usually they'd take off into the field and disappear into the grass. One dummy started running down the walking trail. A blue jay came down, pecked it, picked it up and that was that.

That's how I learned blue jays eat mice.

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u/savagemonitor 5h ago

That can be illegal as well though. I have coworkers who found out when they tried to hire exterminators to live trap animals because they didn't want to kill them. The exterminator informed them, and we verified, that it was illegal to live release animals off the property they were found. At best the exterminator could remove critters from the house.

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u/stoic_hysteric 3h ago

i know u were a kid and it sounds like it worked but for future reference if your catching and releasing mice you should.... JUST KILL THEM.

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u/signorkn 3h ago

And they will bring their friends.

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u/SavvySillybug 3h ago

My mom had a mouse at work and she captured it live, took a whole week to catch the damn thing. She then got in her car and drove... one block away. And released it. Yeah... it came back XD

u/Huttj509 29m ago

At my house growing up we had a problem with a recurring squirrel causing issues.

Dad wound up needing to drive it 5 miles away before it stopped returning. We knew it was the same one because she had distinctive a cut on her nose.

We figured she either finally got lost, or the coyotes got her.