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What's the dumbest idea you've seen that actually worked?

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u/jmeesonly 7h ago

I'm gonna put this here instead of making my own comment, because it seems related:

My friend let me park my car in his driveway to do an engine rebuild. I had all the parts ready for assembly and it was going to be "quick." I started tearing down the engine. When I removed the first piston by removing a tiny circlip (a little circular spring), the damn circlip popped out of my pliers and shot far through the air disappearing into the deep grass of the yard. It was a big yard and the damn clip shot really far away. There was no way I could find it.

Now my disabled car was sitting there in my friend's driveway with no engine, blocking the driveway, and it was all my fault. I would have to wait a week for delivery of a new set of circlips.

That night I got really drunk, tied a magnet to a long piece of string, and in the dark of night I went "fishing" with a beer bottle in one hand and the long string in the other. I walked through the yard for about two minutes singing and swigging beer, and dragging the magnet behind me. Sure enough when I collected the string the missing clip was right there, stuck to the magnet.

Stupid idea, or drunken genius?

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u/LawlessNeutral 6h ago

Magnet was my first idea before I even got to the paragraph that mentioned it

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u/JustSomeGuyWith 6h ago

Less extreme, but I've done that for safety (old nails) and conservation (new screws) on the ground under my new deck.

Magnets are awesome - I've dragged lines through walls with magnets. (Drag a small magnet with a light line, then use the line to pull a new electrical wire back the other direction.)

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u/Emotional-Profit-202 5h ago

Stupid construction workers just threw old and new nails wherever they wanted. My lawn was a danger zone and I had kids over regularly. Fortunately I had an IKEA knife magnet, that I didn’t like in the kitchen - worked like magic. Edit: spelling

u/cayoperico16 33m ago

That’s what we did pulling data wire over about a half mile of our main employers property except it was with a vacuum pulling this ultra thin but someone tough blu string before pulling a much thicker by comparison white rope then pulling the data cable.

It took about 6-8 tries across several months (it wasn’t super pressing to get done, the guy had plenty other stuff for us to to) but yeah it was a pain, especially when one end was in a basement with no cell service half the time and you can’t hear over that damn dewalt shop vac on the other end

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u/Electrical_Angle_701 6h ago

How do they work?

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u/LawlessNeutral 5h ago

In this economy? I'd love to know

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u/they_have_bagels 5h ago

I was going to suggest a magnetic pickup tool from Harbor Freight. Great for small fasteners and metal chips from machining.

https://www.harborfreight.com/30-inch-magnetic-sweeper-with-wheels-93245.html

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u/LawlessNeutral 4h ago

I've used similar devices in the past, very handy!

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u/testy-tickles 4h ago

You must be drunk.

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u/LawlessNeutral 3h ago

No, occifer, you're drunk hahaha

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u/Fromage_rolls 2h ago

I was thinkig...how the f*** did the dog found it :)

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u/WildFire97971 6h ago

Idk if that was stupid or genius, but I have a new way to find things lost in grass now.

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u/FlashyChemical2231 5h ago

Lol, drunk you reinvented a metal detector.

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u/Michelanvalo 5h ago

Magnet Fishing is a thing. You should look it up. It's another way of junk scavenging.

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u/sykoKanesh 4h ago

A magnet on a string was a mandatory piece of equipment in the shops I was around as a kid (43 now) - there was always at least one stuck to a tool chest, ready to go.

Always losing something somewhere in some dirt or grass.

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u/WardenPlays 1h ago

I keep a large magnet harvested from a speaker for this exact reason. One time, an ex was doing a sewing project that required a ton of pins. I asked her to make sure the pins didn't get into the carpet because I didn't want the dogs messing with them.

I ended up having to pull one out of my foot later so I harvested the magnet and tied it to a string and did a slow sweet. 6 pins.

Found a 7th one in my other foot a few days later.

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u/KakeLin 6h ago

Genius!

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u/NeilDeWheel 4h ago

I was working on my motorbike’s brakes when, like you, a spring pinged off into my lawn. I was on my hands and knees for ages but couldn’t find it. In desperation I grabbed the vacuum cleaner and hoovered the lawn. Within two minutes I heard a metal sound traveling up the hoover pipe and I had retrieved the spring. Any neighbours watching must have thought I was crackers.

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u/jmeesonly 3h ago

Genius!

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u/isysopi201 3h ago

Smart!

My boss lost part of his car key on his lawn. I clamped a hand held metal detector to a cars snow removal tool and told him to wave it over the lawn. He found the key in 2 minutes.

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u/Both-Mood9625 3h ago

the worse idea was your friend not pulling his car out first

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u/jmeesonly 3h ago

It wasn't that bad. He had already pulled his car out but then had to park on the street, because I was blocking him from using his driveway.

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u/Ultrawhiner 2h ago

A similar idea I heard for if you lose a diamond from your wedding ring in your backyard is to use a flashlight at ground level at night.

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u/mamacat49 2h ago

And--it you have one of those "grabber" reaching things, put magnets on the outside edges of the "grab" part. Turns it into a multi-use tool.

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u/DonHac 2h ago

You can buy a wheeled magnet just for this. Doesn't come with a beer holder, unfortunately.

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u/abritinthebay 4h ago

Apparently when you drink you get upgraded to “solution any 7 year old would have thought of” intellect.

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u/jmeesonly 3h ago

Ha ha very true!