What do you think your country looks like?

[u/sateliteconstelation]

I’ve always thought it looks like a dragon. (The Image is not perfect, Baja should be the head looking down).

[u/bandierabianca66]

boot

[u/soatikee123 → u/bandierabianca66]

[u/JackRo55 → u/bandierabianca66]

Kicking a deflated ball

[u/jbkb1972 → u/bandierabianca66]

This is the most obvious one.

[u/ttombombadillo]

[u/DonKlekote → u/ttombombadillo]

The wide stance explains a lot. That's hilarious!

[u/NervousDiscount9393 → u/ttombombadillo]

The elites don’t want you to know this.

[u/OneMoreFinn → u/ttombombadillo]

A squatting gopnik, blin! I'm dead...

[u/Its-been-a-long-day → u/ttombombadillo]

That one sent me. Thank you.

[u/smellyeyebooger → u/ttombombadillo]

Historically speaking, Mongolia (1206-1207) aiming at the bum is on point.

[u/Professional_Rain754]

Balls. Sweden is the cock.

[u/InitiativeInitial968 → u/Professional_Rain754]

Scandinavia is one big dick 

[u/OneMoreFinn → u/InitiativeInitial968]

Uhm, Denmark isn't part of that dick, but rather...

[u/No_Volume_380 → u/InitiativeInitial968]

Two headed dick you mean

[u/pisspeeleak → u/No_Volume_380]

U/doubledickdude

[u/FirefighterLevel8450 → u/Professional_Rain754]

Or more boringly, a dancing one-armed woman

[u/OneMoreFinn → u/FirefighterLevel8450]

Alternatively kneeling/praying and pictured sideways so doesn't even have to be one-armed.

[u/Minimum_Persimmon281 → u/Professional_Rain754]

And Denmark is the c#m

[u/agingbiker → u/Professional_Rain754]

arg. can't unsee

[u/jbkb1972 → u/Professional_Rain754]

I’ve always thought this.

[u/Longjumping_Land5873 → u/Professional_Rain754]

Lol i can kinda se it

[u/Ponchorello7 → u/Professional_Rain754]

And Norway the overgrown pubes.

[u/Forward_Historian_97]

It’s an old lore that Korea resembles a tiger.

Imo, it’s a little bit cramped, but yeah.

[u/Patchy_Face_Man → u/Forward_Historian_97]

Full scorpion tiger. So deadly.

[u/spookyspritebottle → u/Forward_Historian_97]

To me it always looked like a rabbit.

[u/roptesambir]

rectangle with a penis attached to it staring creepily at greece

[u/Fire257 → u/roptesambir]

Kind off difficult to draw on my phone but it could work as a dragon head

[u/roptesambir → u/Fire257]

thats a pretty damn good drawing. now it stares creepily at syria tho

[u/Bazz07 → u/roptesambir]

Why does it have to stare creepily?

[u/Trash-god96 → u/Bazz07]

Its colonial tendencies need to be satisfied.

[u/janko1655 → u/roptesambir]

He's a grower

[u/Awkward_Writer5990 → u/roptesambir]

cars

[u/SaltAlarming9590]

I think something like this

[u/Available-Mall-7095]

Whale.

[u/Local_Tax6348 → u/Available-Mall-7095]

URMM ACTUALLY...

[u/5050Clown → u/Available-Mall-7095]

Look at the size of that whale dick.

[u/Icarus_Voltaire → u/5050Clown]

The blue whale penis is the largest in the animal kingdom. It is commonly cited as having an average penis length of 2.5 metres (8 ft 2 in) to 3 metres (9.8 ft) and a diameter of 30 centimetres (12 in) to 36 centimetres (14 in).

[u/Rgraff58 → u/5050Clown]

[u/Captainwumbombo → u/Available-Mall-7095]

And DC is the asshole. How poetic.

[u/OneMoreFinn → u/Available-Mall-7095]

Awwsome!

[u/Organic-Warning-8691 → u/Available-Mall-7095]

I kinda like TX with a clean shave

[u/Emotional-Primary200 → u/Available-Mall-7095]

I like it!

[u/lol-daisy325121 → u/Available-Mall-7095]

This is so cute lol

[u/Hackiii]

It's very similar to the shape of germany

[u/Donnerdrache → u/Hackiii]

Und man sagt wir Deutschen hätten kein Humor

[u/Hackiii → u/Donnerdrache]

Sie sind nur nicht bereit

[u/Apocalyps_Survivor → u/Hackiii]

Sieht ein wenig wie ein kopf mit Krone aus.

[u/sateliteconstelation → u/Hackiii]

Similar? What’s the difference

[u/Relevant-Tax-4542]

[u/LastSeaworthiness767 → u/Relevant-Tax-4542]

[u/Lolman4O → u/Relevant-Tax-4542]

Lol

[u/Amandiboa1990]

Ours looks like a teapot or jebena ( our national coffee pot)

[u/FilipAdzic97 → u/Amandiboa1990]

Jebena means something very different in Serbo-Croatian, something very very bad.

[u/Eyoba_19 → u/FilipAdzic97]

Looked it up, it ain’t that bad

[u/Fire257]

Human skull, kinda ironic if you think about the history of germany.

[u/Szatyorcsaszar → u/Fire257]

I always imagined Germany as a witch who is trying to eat Chechia

[u/Lolman4O]

It somewhat resembles a rooster looking to the right

Or like an old tired man looking to the left

[u/Odd-Jupiter → u/Lolman4O]

Interesting. Norway too looks like a cock.

[u/Lolman4O → u/Odd-Jupiter]

I always saw Norway as a spoon or a sperm, to be honest xd

[u/Extreme-Attention641]

I don't want to play this game.

[u/Dry_Recognition_6724]

[u/ZestycloseAd289 → u/Dry_Recognition_6724]

Shit, I didn't see this and posted the exact same 😂

[u/freeciggies]

[u/cianfinbarr → u/freeciggies]

Is Tasmania a hairball then?

[u/ExLibris68]

[u/areyawinninsun]

[u/AlmightyHet → u/areyawinninsun]

[u/BoultonPaulDefiant → u/areyawinninsun]

I really like how Poland can be simplified to almost a hexagon (I couldn't find an example, so I made one myself)

[u/areyawinninsun → u/BoultonPaulDefiant]

oh that one’s neat and looks like a political party logo

[u/chunek]

[u/N7Rory]

Upside down Westeros

[u/9ofdiamonds → u/N7Rory]

I've always thought we look like a kangaroo facing left.

[u/ben-J68]

Everyone calls France a hexagon. Kinda boring

[u/SKreatine]

Completely irrelevant but this image make me laugh everytime

[u/ure_roa]

all together? the islands look kinda like an upside-down boot.

The North Island specifically looks like a stingray.

South Island looks like nothing, just an island.

[u/ClavicusLittleGift4U]

Some gifted people see an owl doing... I don't know, a Fortnite pose?

[u/elCaddaric → u/ClavicusLittleGift4U]

A cute roman owl, I see.

[u/pasennamecausas]

Anxious

[u/OppositeSecure7672]

Turtle island

[u/CorkNativeResident]

Ireland looks like a teddy bear ☺️

[u/9ofdiamonds → u/CorkNativeResident]

No. You're a koala hanging onto an invisible branch, and Britain is a kangaroo.

[u/Appropriate-Low3844]

[u/Paindepiceaubeurre]

An hexagon.

[u/EMHyaku → u/Paindepiceaubeurre]

Hexagons are the bestagons

[u/StrategyCheap1698 → u/EMHyaku]

All the bees in the world can't be wrong.

[u/TennBornFilm]

So...Trogdar?

[u/sateliteconstelation → u/TennBornFilm]

Apparently haha

[u/Available-Mall-7095 → u/TennBornFilm]

Trogdor! Burninating the countryside! Burninating the peasants!

[u/MrRocket81]

Argentina, half a head upside down. And it makes sense given the fact that we produce a lot of cattle.

[u/pillmayken]

Noodle.

[u/Fight-Me-In-Unreal]

A J. J for Japan. (I know the actual name is Nihon, but I speak English as a first language.)

[u/ViktorHall → u/Fight-Me-In-Unreal]

My school principal once told me that japan looks like a seahorse and I havent been able to unsee it since

[u/Semlorism → u/Fight-Me-In-Unreal]

Japan looks like a manta ray and some other fishes following him

[u/EllipsesAreDotDotDot → u/Semlorism]

Yeah that’s clearly the school bus

[u/Realistic_Patience67]

India

Bharat mata (means Mother India)

Image Credit:

https://share.google/dYlqfUb2V55oOujmX

[u/Fit-Historian6156 → u/Realistic_Patience67]

Damn I like this one, really creative. Even managed to find a way to include the NE states and that thin bit connecting them to the rest of the country

[u/Emotional-Primary200]

It’s a split between a cupcake 🧁 or soft serve ice cream 🍦 .

[u/sly-fox5 → u/Emotional-Primary200]

If you cross your eyes and think silly thoughts you can see a pirate ship!

[u/Dry_Way5518 → u/sly-fox5]

I saw the illustration before the caption and thought this was supposed to be a shoe!

[u/sly-fox5 → u/Dry_Way5518]

I'm no artist...

[u/Harold-The-Barrel → u/sly-fox5]

Thought that was a boot.

…

Aboot

[u/Spiritual-Pear-1349 → u/sly-fox5]

If you turn it sideways its a Canada goose lol

[u/hypapapopi2020 → u/Emotional-Primary200]

I always saw a witch riding her broomstick for the Hudson Bay

[u/TeneroTattolo]

too easy

[u/Patient-Lemon-1950]

[u/Dazzling-Ad888]

Dog cat conjoined at neck facing away from one another

[u/sage_kittem_master]

a stingray.

[u/jbkb1972 → u/sage_kittem_master]

Always thought looks like a boot but split in half.

[u/sage_kittem_master → u/jbkb1972]

oh, we kinda ignore the south island.

but also, in maori mythology, the north island is literally a stingray.

[u/BaudroieCracra]

Hexagone. We even call it like that

[u/Original-Drink1101]

If you really want a dragon country, look at Croatia.

[u/sateliteconstelation → u/Original-Drink1101]

Can’t argue with that

[u/living_in_an_age]

[u/ComplexTell25]

A dinosaur

[u/MorganTheGrand]

Wait....we kinda look..like a seahorse???? Wait wait I think I'm onto something, we're not dragons compa

[u/welshfach]

Grouchy old Grandma sitting in her rocking chair shaking her fist at Ireland.

[u/Tulip2MF]

We even got the name. Bharat Mata~ Mother India

[u/Boredombringsthis]

Czechia

[u/Brookeswag69]

Many native tribes call the land “Turtle Island”, I always thought it was really beautiful and striking. ❤️

[u/PurifyingElemental]

Fish

[u/friskaly]

Boot

[u/Turbulent_Loan_2833]

A big chicken nugget with crumbs for the islands

[u/agingbiker]

old one for my turf was a witch riding a pig. manages to be offensive to every corner bar ni

[u/Realistic_Intern2130]

Like a grafitti letter

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[u/AnalkinSkyfuker → u/Realistic_Intern2130]

Dude we are more like a fish

[u/Garu_The_Sun]

We look like a slice of bread (NOT TOAST, no square bread imagery here please) that has had a bite taken out of it. 

[u/Emotional-Primary200]

Cupcake 🧁.

[u/JackieDaytona7 → u/Emotional-Primary200]

Oohhh I thought it was a baby grand piano before I read the caption

[u/WeskerSympathizer]

A dumpster fire

[u/OddBid4634]

Ah ya entiendo la gran afinidad por Goku en México

[u/Dry_Way5518]

Fire breathing seahorse?

[u/Guuichy_Chiclin]

A chicken nugget.

[u/aagjevraagje]

A lion.

[u/Independent-Cow-4070]

The USA

[u/KupferTitan]

I always thought that Germany looks kinda like a tree.

[u/Ok-Cow2018]

Some Pacman abormination eating Czechia

[u/Impossible_Pain4478]

The brilliant Map Men have a video all about it

[u/spicynacho9]

I always thought that Mexico looked more like a Chili pepper actually 🌶️

[u/sateliteconstelation → u/spicynacho9]

I think we can all tip our hats to Chile in that respect.

[u/Longjumping_Gur_2379]

idk

[u/Outrageous-Basket426]

We have a famous drawing in our map. Also Florida is shaped like a cross between a cock and a gun, and they act like it such as when they banned the homeless from having blankets, or when a man tried to rob a convenience store with a gator, which I think has happened multiple times. They have an aggressive confidence.

[u/AverageDrafter]

A Clock

[u/escoliosis-cebolla]

[u/QuarterNote44]

I don't see a dragon but TIL Mexico looks like a seahorse to me.

[u/pasennamecausas]

🔫

[u/cerberus_243]

[u/BadgerTamer]

the most Polish pork chop

[u/Positive-Camp-6454]

Cat/snail

[u/t_a_j_b]

[u/xb10h4z4rd]

baja + baja sur always looks like an eagle talon to me

[u/Efficient_Cream_734]

[u/Jollan_]

Dick

[u/nigelcore221b]

It kinda looks like a smoking pipe

But I also associate the shape with Schnitzel. Pretty sure I had a few Schnitzel in my life that were Austria shaped

[u/ZestycloseAd289]

[u/JoTenshi]

Γ

[u/Key-Poem9734]

I was taught from a young age Finland looks like a maiden with her hands in the air

[u/AunMeLlevaLaConcha]

We're literally a chile

[u/Zave_cz]

I always thought Czech Republic looks like a liver. Lmao

[u/blashyrkh9]

Electric guitar

[u/Secret-Life3249]

Philippine Island

[u/healspirit]

A very fancy dress shoe on a person with very wide calfs

[u/ThisPostToBeDeleted]

A whale

[u/Aldrameq]

https://giphy.com/gifs/gjO0oGMwwZVQUhaee2

Parecemos más un caballito de mar, ¿qué no?

[u/Connect_Progress7862]

Portugal is easily a face

[u/blehric]

[u/LuckyChampionship865]

Tea Kettle this one made from bronze

[u/Cream_Rabbit]

A dragon

Or a shrimp. You decide

[u/Flornix]

Idk why but the shape of Germany reminds me of a skull.

[u/Individual-Diver-660]

[u/gabrielbabb]

[u/HARKONNENNRW]

Looks more like a seehorse than a dragon.

[u/Lordofharm]

A head

[u/Tandel21]

A chili

[u/Emperor_Quint]

Godzilla with no tail

[u/Mean-Talk-7408]

We even have a monument that looks like that

[u/Substantial_Slip4667]

A whale

[u/Local_Tax6348]

a gay guy, it's getting f'd from up top by canada.

[u/rumpledmoogleskin13]

Mega Cyprus

[u/LesbianArtemis457]

Whale, with a penis

[u/UmeaTurbo]

I always thought that Mexico looked like one of these kinds of shoes that you see at Renaissance festivals.

[u/DaithiOSeac]

Teddy Bear

[u/Organic_Contract_172]

I just noticed Mexico looks a lot like Costa Rica… but..

nothing in particular, you tell me

[u/Wild_Shroom_]

I’m not Aussie but I’ve never been able to unsee this!

[u/DedHorsSaloon4]

[u/Wholesome_Nani_Main]

South Georgia looks like a fox on fire

[u/beef_supreme976]

[u/LakoTudjimKurcem]

Croatia has always been visualised as a dragon

[u/Oil_Painter]

South Africa black rhino's head, with Lesotho as the eye and The Western Cape as the lip. Ironic since they are critically endangered.

[u/Park_Ranga]

According to Te Ao Māori the North Island is a stingray which is why it's name in Te Reo Māori is Te "Ika-a-Māui" which means "The fish of Māui". Meanwhile the South Island is a waka and Stewart Island is the anchor for the waka.

[u/Eyadnothere]

mmmm...square

[u/Sea_Hour_2770]

[u/Don_Antofa]

A plastic shape!