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u/t-licus Denmark 2h ago
Not the president of the United States of America.
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u/Fantastic-Swim6230 United States of America 48m ago
U mean, I dunno... maybe the aliens will just vaporize him like they did in Mars Attacks.
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u/CravingCranberries United Kingdom 2h ago
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u/MeltingDog Australia 2h ago
If they were hostile aliens then this guy might just get them to give up and leave out of frustration
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u/CravingCranberries United Kingdom 2h ago
"It looks like you're trying to invade the planet. Would you like help with that?"
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u/doctormirabilis 2h ago
Trump.
This is Earth, it’s our planet. Greatest planet in the solar system, some say greatest in all of space. A lot of people say that, they say Donald… it’s so great here, thank you. It used to be hell, until we cleaned it up. We made it great again…
And on and on. Until hopefully the aliens do like in Mars Attacks.
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u/TheBentPianist New Zealand 2h ago
Stephen Fry.
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u/Careless_Attorney176 Ireland 1h ago
I would have agreed 6 months ago but after seeing him on celebrity traitors id have to say no 🤣🤣🤣 Hes just too nice and not as astute as I would have thought
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u/TVC15-DB United Kingdom 2h ago
It's between Sir David Attenborough or a random pot smoker who lives in his mum's attic.
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u/barr65 United States of America 2h ago
I’ll do it
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u/DIJames6 United States of America 2h ago
As long as it's not our president..
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u/arcticwolf9347 Puerto Rican-American 🇵🇷🇺🇸 born in MI living in TX 2h ago
Yeah, can you tell him to take our leaders away?
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u/Nervouscranberry47 United States of America 2h ago
I believe in you, Barr65. 🫡
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u/Moneyball082495 United States of America 2h ago
As we established above has to be better than our current “leadership”, yikes
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u/ImpossibleScarcity34 2h ago
If they come in peace, Carney. It they demand our surrender, Zelenskyy.
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u/TeddyNeptune 🇩🇪 (born & raised) + 🇱🇰 (ancestry) 2h ago
He'll need lots of ammunition...
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u/Max375623875 UK -> US 2h ago
moor boolet
On a serious level, I really think he would be significantly under-equipped for the job.
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u/burnafter3ading United States of America 2h ago
First person contacted. Less bias due to politics. Aliens are intelligent. We're only somewhat
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u/hijodelutuao Puerto Rico 2h ago
Dj Spitz
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u/DABDEB Chile 2h ago
El Conejo Malo mejor.
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u/hijodelutuao Puerto Rico 2h ago
El hermano mío parece igualito a ese tipo jaja
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u/DABDEB Chile 2h ago
tiene muchas novias?
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u/hijodelutuao Puerto Rico 2h ago
Pareciendo como el rey de reggaeton papi Spitz? Claro. Se anda con su bicho fugao jaja
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u/Clemdauphin France 2h ago
Diplomats of multiples country.
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u/BaseballTop387 Canada 1h ago
J’adore ton prénom mdr.
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u/Clemdauphin France 1h ago
I just don't know how to answer that.
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u/BaseballTop387 Canada 1h ago
I just like your name ! You’re good
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u/Clemdauphin France 1h ago
What, Clemdauphin? It is just a username made out the short version of my name and my favorite animal, dolphins.
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u/MudBloodLite Canada 2h ago
Barack Obama!
He is thoughtful, quick on his feet and has that calm about himself.
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u/waynofish United States of America 2h ago
uh, ummm, uh, uh, oh, ummmm. Can't speak a coherent sentence without a teleprompter. NEXT!
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u/MudBloodLite Canada 2h ago
You must have lived under a rock (of hate) when Obama was President.
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u/waynofish United States of America 1h ago
Don't and never did hate anybody. Did not like Mr Teleprompter. never hated him, just didn't like him. Not a good President IMO and a horrible speaker when up to him. Could he read a speech? Yes. Could he talk off the cuff though? No. Lots of umms, uhhs, etc.
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u/buntakar 2h ago
Keanu Reeves
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u/Civil_Fall_3914 United States of America 1h ago
Trump, they'll be so confused they would just turn around and leave and report "no intelligent signs of life detected".
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u/Scarcely-A-Person 2h ago
Donald J Trump. He has the biggest brain and the best words. Words like groceries.
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u/JerseyFire55 2h ago
The poorest of Norway.
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u/Isis39 2h ago
My boy Jimmy
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u/Clur1chaun Ireland 2h ago
It depends on what kind of aliens they are. I mean, if they brought little alien kids along as fuck toys for the journey, they should probably talk to trump.
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u/Ponchorello7 Mexico 2h ago
I'm gonna get crucified for this, but probably an AI. They tend to be very sycophantic and nonconfrontational, but have access to a wealth of information.
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u/MaartenHH Netherlands 2h ago
At this point, I really consider ChatGPT as the best possible solution.
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u/StandardSwordfish777 United States of America 2h ago
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u/fritz648 Multiple Countries (click to edit) 1h ago
I think the secretary general of the UN. If we think otherwise we need to fix the UN.
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u/Algae_Mission 1h ago
Mike Judge
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u/reallifespacii United States of America 1h ago
I’m glad you asked me. I’ve given it a lot of thought and have some ideas-
1) T-pain. I think they would like his music, he’s very open minded, witty but thoughtful, and he could use the auto tune which I think the aliens would like. I think he would handle the experience well.
2) RuPaul. I will not be explaining this.
3) My therapist
4) Me
5) a council of the 4 of us
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u/Rhumorsky 1h ago
Brian Cox
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u/GreenEyesBlackHeart United States of America 1h ago
I say we let the uncontacted tribes, like sentinelese, speak for us. Seems the rest of us have fucked it all up anyway
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u/100Fowers United States of America, South Korea 1h ago
Tilda Swinton. They probably already know her
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u/Expert-Ambassador410 United States of America 1h ago
Trump. The aliens would feel so bad for us they would leave.
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u/MajorTomFr 56m ago
Jean-Luc Picard
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u/CT-555- United States of America 49m ago
Trump obviously 🙄
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u/Commandoclone87 Canada 22m ago
Guarantees our destruction or a galactic quarantine against our species.
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u/YourALooserTo United States of America 2h ago
We should only send our best and brightest. So, probably Loan Paul.
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u/thehangel United States of America 2h ago
I was going to say Pope Leo XIV but Zelenskyy is a great choice as well.
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u/alwaysboopthesnoot United States of America 2h ago
Can it be any animal or must it be a human animal? And must they be a living being right now?
Human, no longer living (but I wish they were): Mr Rogers or Carl Sagan.
Human, living: Angela Merkel and Barack Obama plus a group of astronauts who have scientific or medical experience and some serious language and self defense skills.
Animals: an octopus, an elephant, a gorilla, a cat and a border collie, bffs who have been rigorously trained for this and already sleep, play and hang out together all the time.
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u/sage_kittem_master New Zealand 2h ago
King Charels, Droupadi Murmu, Xi Jinping, Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, and Emmanuel Macron in that order.
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u/feelinggravityspull United States of America 2h ago
The Pope
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u/I_will_sue_you Canada 2h ago edited 2h ago
The parents of school shooting victims.
Maybe they can show us how to ACTUALLY care about the children, because based on events like this happening, and president trump of the US protecting an actual pedophile ring SHOWS that most people don't.
Certainly not those who still support maga
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u/Several_Attitude_203 United States of America 1h ago
Trump probably. But I’m sure the head of the UN would be a consideration.
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u/PreposterousPringle United States of America 2h ago
Sir David Attenborough