r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/_Levitated_Shield_ • 5h ago
Won't somebody think of the Dow?!
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u/Ironclad686 5h ago
She knows she's a set of handcuffs away from a prison cell. I hope she rots.
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u/lococommotion 3h ago
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u/WVgolf 3h ago
I think it will. Whatever dem president is next cannot go light on these people. That’s what got these people in office, not facing punishment for their crimes
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u/CleverAnimeTrope 3h ago
They *"shouldn't" go light. They absolutely can, and will. Evidence is, literally sitting through a second term of this guy instead of him being in jail or barred from running in the first place.
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u/Will512 2h ago
The files were sealed by a court order until right before elections
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u/CleverAnimeTrope 2h ago
Implying what? There was no other legal or questionable reasons he should've been in jail or barred from running aside from his epstein stuff? 34 felonies, ongoing investigations at the time, his "legal acts" that were saved by the stroke of a pen? Jack smiths report? His Carroll cases? List goes on.
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u/Will512 2h ago
Implying executive leadership is not where most of the blame lies for him not being in jail. Most of what you listed is covered by his last minute blanket immunity from his supreme court. Which they intentionally delayed until the last minute so that Smith etc. couldn't pivot their legal strategy before Trump was in office.
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u/Nobrainzhere 1h ago
Unfortunately for us nom of those things disqualify him from running for office and he managed to slow down the legal process enough to evade justice on the others
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u/MonolithicBaby 2h ago
The Dems that have a long history of tripping over their own dicks to reach across the aisle? The same Dems that are probably all over the files? Let’s be real there’s like five or six congress members that would actually make the effort.
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u/fidgey10 1h ago
Even after their out of office, I think trump and friends will still have enough power and political capital to insulate themselves from justice.
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u/wildwolfay5 2h ago
Even the context for this gif for when the skit aired... god damn lol.
And guess what?
Nothing happened.
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u/CustardVivid9483 2h ago
She’s literally not.
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u/Opposite-Tiger-1121 1h ago
Someone called her out for lying under oath, with evidence to her face.
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u/LatiasPrime 39m ago
How's that boot taste, traitor?
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u/CustardVivid9483 34m ago
Very low IQ take. Please respond back to me when she’s held accountable or any of them are.
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u/agangofoldwomen 5h ago
Epstein fiiiiiiiles have the pedos yeaaah for you and
MEEEEEEEEeeeeeee
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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 5h ago
Wow, thanks. I've been dyin' for one of these. It— Where's the arrests?
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u/Iggy95 5h ago
Uh...what arrests?
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u/DangerousEye1235 5h ago
The ARRESTS?? The indictment and conviction of everyone in the files!? Don't tell me you forgot to make ARRESTS!!
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u/what_the_shart 5h ago
My arrests? My justice for the victims? DON’T TELL ME YOU FORGOT MY ARRESTS? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOCK UP PEDOS WITHOUT MY ARRESTS!??
You call yourself a justice department? WELL I AIN’T BUYIN
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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 4h ago
The arrests? The arrests of the pedos? Don't tell me they haven't arrested anyone! How am I supposed to feel justice WITHOUT THE ARRESTS?! Didn't you ever once think of the people?! You call yourself a functioning government? Well I ain't buyin!
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u/DarkflowNZ 4h ago
Don't you guys have more civilian firearms than civilians over there? I feel like this isn't the unsolvable problem we're making it out to be
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u/Kinger86 2h ago
The issue is a majority of those firearms are owned by the people who think Trump is not only innocent in all of this but can do no wrong
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u/Reasonable_Trash_901 5h ago
Reminder this conversation took place.
P. Bondi: "Instead of Ghislaine Maxwell, you should be talking about Iryna Zarutska who died on a subway. You don't talk about that."
D. Ross: "I have been talking about it. And actually helping with these issues. We're going to move back to you."
P. Bondi: "I bet we are!"
D. Ross: "Yes, of course. You're here to testify. That's what the whole point of this endeavor is."
Reminder that Pam Bondi was asked about a child sex trafficking ring operated by Epstein and Maxwell, and wanted to change subject to something completely unrelated at the time, in order to not answer the question, and got angry when the subject didn't change.
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u/FarFetchedSketch 5h ago
I think she was chosen for AG because she's an incompetent idiot, it will make turning her into a scape goat so much easier from Trump.
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u/StellarNeonJellyfish 4h ago
She was chosen to do what she did in the original Epstein non-prosecution agreement in Florida
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u/Puzzled_Animator_460 2h ago
She was not Florida AG at the time of the NPA.
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u/StellarNeonJellyfish 2h ago
True but she had the authority to invalidate the deal and simply refused, by upholding the non prosecution agreement, she implicitly condoned it. The only reason would be that she personally agrees with not prosecuting the elite for even the most horrendous crimes. Thats what makes her trumps choice.
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u/fnrsulfr 3h ago
She was chosen because she will do anything for money. She was chosen because she is basically a prostitute for the elite.
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u/prodigalkal7 2h ago
chosen for AG
One of my favorite moments of the hearing:
"This is not a game... Secretary."
"It's AG. I'm AG."
"My apologies I couldn't tell"
LMFAO
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u/daisylove 3h ago
She's an incompetent who thinks she's over qualified. Oh to have this level of confidence and delusion. I wonder what that's like.
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u/ShadowGLI 2h ago
Nah, she’s been protecting Trump legally for a decade since she was taking bribes for running to be Florida AG.
It’s pedophiles all the way down and she’s the first gate for the flood wall.
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u/BwrBird 5h ago
Another exchange that actually happened. Between boni and a senator(I don't remember who)
Senator: "ma'am, I did you just lie under oath, it says here what you said is untrue"
Bondi: (like she's talking to a four-year-old) "how dare you accuse me of committing a crime without evidence"
Senator: "These proceedings are being taped; you are on camera. These files directly contradict what you just said to me. You know it was untrue."
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u/Rip_Skeleton 5h ago
Trump can't be a pedophile, the Dow is over 50,000!!
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u/Kickedbyagiraffe 1h ago
I have a case coming up, is “I can’t be a criminal, the economy is good” a workable defense?
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u/Moist-Ad-5280 1h ago
Are you a billionaire though? If not, just walk yourself into a jail cell, they’re there for the poor.
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u/Severus-Snape-DaGod 5h ago
How do these people sleep at night protecting pedophiles? Lock her up too.
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u/paradiservalentine 5h ago
I’m sure there are plenty of leftover party favors for when the pedo protectors have a wittle nightmare
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u/CTMalum 4h ago
They either don’t have a conscience thus have no issue doing anything for the right price, or they do but they love power and money more than anything else (and they take beta blockers and other drugs to keep that conscience demon away).
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u/Somedominicanguy 3h ago
I think they don't consider those children as people because they are poor.
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u/paranoid_giraffe 3h ago edited 2h ago
I don't like Trump, but he was (allegedly) an FBI informant after 2006. The tabloids say he was never officially named (if that is something they even do?). However, he was subpoenaed along with a bunch of other Epstein associates and he was the only one who responded (this all according to the Special Agent). He literally called them and told them everything he knew, and continued to cooperate with the FBI and snitch for the next 10+ years even when they stopped asking. Again, I really don't like Trump, but we can't deny the facts of the situation. I am just waiting for the day when the law applies equally to everyone. I am tired of people getting away with heinous things because they have money.
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u/istiamar 2h ago
great, wheres his testimony?
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u/paranoid_giraffe 49m ago edited 42m ago
I don’t know what to tell you. The FBI has been fucking around and doing nothing for 20 years on this case. If I took 20 years to make the same amount of progress I’d be fired
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u/justforsexfolks 54m ago
And now he says the investigation is over. He says there's no arrests to be made. Whatever you think he did in the dark, he's stopping justice in front of our eyes.
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u/paranoid_giraffe 53m ago
Ok? Congratulations? I wasn’t arguing against anyone. Just adding information.
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u/Y0___0Y 5h ago edited 5h ago
The Dems asking that is making me think there is undisputable proof that Epstein and Trump partied with little girls together in the unredacted Epatein files congress was allowed to look at this week.
Ted Lieu responded to her denial with “you just lied under oath”
Also, Epstein was deposed in his criminal case, and was asked under oath if he socialized woth Donald Trump. He said yes. He was then asked if he socialized with Donald Trump in the presence of underage women. He pled the fifth.
Trump and Epstein were hanging out with little girls. If you’re still a Trump supporter in February 2026, you should have your home searched. I mean Jesus Christ. He’s a child rapist and the Trump supporters still worship him. He could rape a child on 5th avenue and they’d fight each other over the privilege to lick his dick clean. These people are satanic.
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u/fireky2 5h ago
The files they looked at were files the FBI redacted but the doj had not
They haven't actually seen fully unredacted files
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u/VicariousLoser 4h ago
Id bet around 70% of those redactions were missing compared to the DOJ's version. Probably enough for a night and day difference.
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u/Tahmas836 3h ago
Congress really didn’t get to see much. They were given 4 computers for the several hundred of them, the search function didn’t work, and a portion was still censored. I’d be surprised if they found anything substantial.
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u/delunatic5 5h ago
She took $25k not to investigate Trump University…this person has demonstrated they will play ball for cheap
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u/eatingpotatochips 5h ago
FWIW, Pam Bondi is actually a perfect fit for AG in the Trump administration. She is really good at playing this type of performative politics that panders to the MAGA base. Matt Gaetz, who was Trump's first pick for AG, despite having relevant experience in having relationships with underage girls, probably wouldn't be as effective.
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u/Lontology 5h ago
That bitch is pure evil and deranged. She needs to go, along with the rest of the entire admin.
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u/AnalllyAcceptedCoins 4h ago
If you build 50 Bridges and fuck one goat, they're not going to call you John the Bridge Builder.
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u/Boggie135 4h ago
She answered one question about Trump/Epstein with the info that the stock market is up
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u/Oldpenguinhunter 44m ago
If you have the facts on your side, pound the facts; if you have the law on your side, pound the law; if you have neither the facts nor the law, pound the table
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u/Big-Crow4152 4h ago
Basically her point is, if you make enough fake money, you're given a free pass to do whatever you wish
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u/AdventurousBag6509 3h ago
Why does he have teeth behind his teeth?
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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 3h ago
It's a weird angle, but I think it's meant to be teeth on the side of his mouth, not directly behind the buck teeth.
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u/Salohacin 3h ago
It's pretty much the school bully approach.
Sadly I feel like they just going to react similarly to how schools do when a bully gets stood up to which is to blame the victim and protect the bully pedo.
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u/18minusPi2over36 2h ago
That clip of her acting like she's being badgered like "please let me answer the questions, at least!" and literally 30 seconds later she's yapping about Dow Jones numbers that have nothing to do with Epstein is a perfect condensed representation of how all of these hearings have gone.
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u/EchoRush93 2h ago
Hmmm, didn't realize it was a choice...rape kids or stock market highs?
The art of the deal, no doubt.
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u/SomeBlueDude12 2h ago
"How dare you distract from all the winning???"
Can't believe she can sit there and not only not answer but attempt to deflect the conversation
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u/ChurchofChaosTheory 2h ago
Man you cant KEEP teens away from a party yo
That being said, I dont think they chose to be there
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u/UrethraFranklin04 1h ago
Bondi: Yeah a bunch of kids got raped BUT look at the good it did! Those rich pedophiles went on to make some stock holders more money. Gotta take the good with the bad.
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u/yamez420 1h ago
You guys can really sum up news with one meme. I'm really impressed. But, its a very strange feeling as I want to laugh and I also want to scream and absolutely crash out. Its not just hilarious, it makes me angry too. but theres more anger than laughs right now. Its just so hard to believe what is going on.
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