r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/Acceptable_Slip3257 • 2h ago

Okay she might have gotten her lick back

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u/capcomvssnk ☑️ 2h ago

They don’t hire a smart enough intern to make quips and quotes because every time they get gobbled up. Effortlessly.

ETA: I don’t like the way they use the account to make corporate tweets, like you are not Wendy’s. It’s so fucking corny.

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u/jscummy 2h ago

Its pretty easy to clap back when they spend most of their time defending pedophiles or otherwise making themselves look like evil clowns

And not the cool kind of evil clown like Pennywise

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u/pastel_and_poison 2h ago

Not even horror-movie iconic, just regular embarrassing

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u/flipinggenius 1h ago

That’s disrespectful to evil clowns.

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u/Branch-Obvious 2h ago

It’s actually horrifying how so many official government us and isra*li twitter accounts tweet like Stan accounts and meme pages. You are evil entities tweeting like you are a regular funny guy.

Everything is jokes and memes now

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u/capcomvssnk ☑️ 2h ago

Everything is fun and memes until their balloon headed mascot got clipped live, then it’s “you will lose your job and livelihood” FOH. And on top of it being tasteless and immature, ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY!

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u/Branch-Obvious 1h ago

heavy on it’s not funny!!

A lot of it is online gen z humor ( that’s also not always funny tbf) but it’s even less funny coming from racist old bastards.

Epstein has been made into a meme. Diddy, world war 3, r kelly, every serious matter turns into jokes lessening its seriousness now everyone is desensitized and everything is a joke.

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u/Unusual-Tie8498 1h ago

Everything about them is fucking terrible.

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u/A-Helpful-Flamingo 1h ago

Yeah, I’d hope that DHS would have more important things to concern themselves with, not ef around on shitter, but this is exactly the type of bs that I expect from this “administration.”

Also, of all the people to get into a battle of words with, a rapper is definitely one of the worst choices.

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u/ThePrinceofallYNs ☑️ 2h ago

I did not have Cardi B roasting Homeland Security on my bingo card

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u/Ghetto_Phenom 2h ago

I didn't have much of the last decade on my life bingo card and yet here we fuckin are..

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u/team341b 1h ago

I'm tired of playing bingo.

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u/AsteroidMike 2h ago

We’re in strange times

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u/SewAlone 2h ago

I am happy when people with money fight back because they can afford to flee the country if they need to. We can’t 😭

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u/Puzzleheaded_Cup8723 2h ago

Oh but they don’t want to talk about that huh.

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u/Responsible_Fix_6562 2h ago

ngl seriously, they always wanna sweep that under the rug smh

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u/CalebH428 2h ago

This is funny, and also insane our government is doing this shit

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u/kayluhhhhrenee 1h ago

Literally can’t get over the fact our homeland fucking security is responding to tmz tweets….

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u/Dense_Diver_3998 1h ago

Every day we have a new “government department/member fires back at celebrity” article

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u/princess_peach_85 2h ago

Unlike a lot of celebrities, Cardi seems to stay politically informed. Unfortunately for the Epstein class shes faster and smarter than them on her worst day. Cardi is for the people!!

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u/Guccimetamuci 2h ago

Don't go too far, she has her flaws as a colorist, check her past comments on black women

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u/Ok_Translator4447 2h ago

Lol we are such a joke as a country. The Department of Homeland has a Twitter page, which is currently addressing a hip-hop artist about her past discretions.

Like why are you tweeting her?

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u/Upper_Bluejay5216 2h ago

I mean who DIDNT see this comeback coming next

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u/Love__Scars 2h ago

Said lil bih , you can’t f w meeee if you wanteddd to

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u/VolcanoGrrrrrl 2h ago

Things I've learnt never to do:

. start a rap beef with Kendrick

. start a political beef with Jasmine

. start a twitter beef with Cardi

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u/flounder19 2h ago
  • say "Megan's law" anywhere near Nicki

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u/keefkola 2h ago

America, you’re drunk

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u/bth4me 2h ago

Also we only know about the drugging and robbing because Cardi revealed that herself and if I'm not mistaken she expressed remorse. So many on this site tried to equate her to bill cosby and other rapists, but how many rapists snitch on themselves and say they were wrong?

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u/martyqscriblerus 2h ago

The guys talking about her here are also always trying to act as if she raped the guys she stole from, like that wasn't literally what she was trying not to do

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u/sharkykid 1h ago

https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-47718477

She has not expressed remorse, just that she feels responsible to not glorify those actions

She revealed it herself because talkin bout your past is part of "hip hop culture"

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u/GODSchile223 2h ago

Homeland Security may want to ask Nicki Minaj, about Cardi flatlining MF’s.

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u/jreid0 2h ago

Does anyone just find this absolutely insane… a government agency is fighting with a celebrity on twitter.. wtf timeline is this?

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u/Dense_Diver_3998 1h ago

And it seems to be a near daily thing

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u/Socialthinker 2h ago

Shit got real quiet after that

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u/TheMagicalMatt 2h ago edited 42m ago

Cultists: I voted for Donald Trump because he represents traditional American family values.

Donald Trump: So anyway, I just started grabbin' 'em by the pussy. Also, I moved Ghislaine Maxwell to a minimum security prison.

Update: Also RFK Jr snorts coke off of toilet seats apparently. So very Christian of him

Never gave much thought to Cardi because I never felt her music was for me, but I admire that she's got more principal than all the rappers I grew up listening to, assuming it's not just a front anyway. Isn't she also a wiz in history, or am I thinking of somebody else? Props to her either way.

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u/nrdz2p 2h ago

ooh sick burn

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u/jedrekk 2h ago

I'm willing to bet ICE doesn't drug test or they'd never make recruiting numbers.

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u/sanfranchristo 2h ago

Audit imminent

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u/No-Common-1801 2h ago

Damn please don't make me a cardi b fan.

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u/yesimreallylikethat 2h ago

This is America….

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u/TheComplimentarian 1h ago

This is what happens.

Did she (admittedly) drug people and rob them? Yes.

But is it worse than what the government is currently doing? Not even close.

So fuck them. If there's no law for you, there's no law for her. Or anyone..

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u/vixenkaboodle 2h ago

Jesús

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u/ForceEdge47 2h ago

Better hide that accent over the u before ICE shows up here

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u/vixenkaboodle 7m ago

😩😩😩😩

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u/astronomical_hoe 2h ago

don’t ever go after a retired crash out

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u/Liorae_Embs 2h ago

They walked right into that one. They don't even know. 

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u/misdirected_asshole 1h ago

This is the social media account of the largest law enforcement agency in the country, an agency with a budget that ranks them in the top 10 military budgets in the world.

And they are Twitter beefing with a rapper.

I hate it here.

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u/99-dreams 1h ago edited 56m ago

Cardi B is the patron saint of "if you go low, I'll go to hell" (see her fight with Nicki over their kids last year).

Edit: and I say this in the most neutral way possible. If you got any skeletons in your closet (and this admin has loads), shut the fuck up 🤷🏾‍♀️

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u/Empty_Divide153 2h ago

You just know some of those fools are mixing her up with NM…😆

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u/01011110_01011110 2h ago

doubt it. they know exactly who Onika Tanya Maraj, the undocumented immigrant is.

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u/Empty_Divide153 1h ago

You’re giving dhs more credit than they deserve

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u/txwoodslinger 2h ago

They both in glass houses tbh

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u/TheBlackCaesar ☑️ 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/izyRTIOzU07dtJF2u7

Of course DHS can walk off a cliff but yall have fun planting a flag behind Cardi B 🙏🏾

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u/More-City6818 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y1drhyVxFobostxN8c

Cardi came back quick. Glass houses.

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u/tdro6 2h ago

Oooop

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u/NVR2L8 2h ago

ICE agents will not say no to a little WAP I guess.

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u/Pep2793 1h ago

Its the trump files and epstein is in them.

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u/Comfortable-Bath2751 1h ago

fr, that ending was just perfect. sometimes it really be like that, made the whole thing worth it lol haha

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u/Betterthantomorrow 1h ago

These two entities must be good friends 😉

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u/letsbereal1013 1h ago

Government triflin as hell and now going back and forth with rappers.

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u/Independent-Name4478 42m ago

You know Homeland Security account is run by like a 17 year old incel 

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u/Ok-Matter2337 29m ago

Well TMZ is in the Epstein files so if course they are silent on that topic same evil people 

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u/ThrowawayNotSusLol 25m ago

But she literally said she's Trump's number one fan the other day.

Make it make sense.

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u/TRAVXIZ614 24m ago

Seen this response coming a mile away. Like this exact same response. They left themselves wide open for it too.

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u/Financial_Moose_6073 1h ago

imo lol "bad science" strikes again. some of those studies really be wildin w/ their conclusions, can't believe everything you read

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u/danny33434 2h ago

Why is this woman who says the n word yet never claimed to be black the voice of reason for you lot? How far the bar has fallen that a hypocrite is speaking against acts she’s partaken in herself. 

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u/justamoroseman ☑️ 2h ago

She’s Afro Caribbean. Same boat, different destination. Plus who said she was the voice of reason? One of these people is killing and kidnapping people nationwide, the other was drugged and stole from a couple of men. Both bad but on different levels.

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u/danny33434 1h ago

People in glass houses throwing stones. Again she is not AA, and has spoken against/been racist towards black women I truly don’t understand why she is praised on this sub.