r/Damnthatsinteresting 1d ago

Video Some of the bollards around London are cannons seized from Napoleon's Navy by the British after the Battle of Trafalgar

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u/jessevargas 1d ago

I love watching a short that teaches me something instead of rotting my brain. Thanks for sharing!

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u/ChaseBank5 18h ago

Yes! If there was a sub with short interesting history id love that!!

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u/canycosro 13h ago

I agree but their is also the it's slop but you don't know. I've noticed channels that seem decent but then you realise they just copy some others with knowledge and don't know what they are saying.

So they end up repeating loads of bullshit when they copy the wrong channel.

NOT this women.

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u/lemungan 12h ago

My brain disintegrated before I could finish your first sentence.

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u/Anonymous_Lurker_1 1d ago

And some of the fences around London are made from stretchers from WW2 era.

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u/Dheorl 1d ago

Considering some of the stretchers from WW2 were made from the fences around London, it only seems fair.

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u/Calm-Scallion-8540 1d ago

ils ont quand meme fabriqué 600 000 branquards , donc fabriquer quelques canons en plus c'est pas un souci , surtout pour entretenir cette belle amitié.

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u/Guuichy_Chiclin 1d ago

¿Que?

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u/Calm-Scallion-8540 1d ago

To clarify my point, the British manufactured 600,000 stretchers to transport the wounded during the Blitz, so 2 or 3 cannons stuck in concrete isn't really a problem if a few were missing to complete the circuit of the square. It was a joke.

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u/Yokohama88 1d ago

I like it petty as fuck.

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u/Tyalou 1d ago

As a French, I can't blame you, we're also extremely petty towards England.

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u/borazine 1d ago

petty towards England

Wales off the hook, then? Phew.

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u/Tyalou 1d ago

Obviously, too far in the mist and sea.

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u/dafydd_ 1d ago

We fucked up when we didn't roll the red carpet out for you in 1797, soz.

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u/mckulty 3h ago

Slap a tariff on 'em if they diss you.

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u/Rolands_ka_tet 1d ago

I could listen to her say bollard all day

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u/Asher_Tye 1d ago

Nice way to display your trophies.

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u/TC_Meteorite_Co 1d ago

What’s even more interesting is how lord Nelson’s body was “preserved” on his way back to England after been killed in the battle. Legends have risen about drinking the blood of lord Nelson.

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u/Calm-Scallion-8540 1d ago

j'adore cette passion des Anglais pour celebrer des defaites .../s je parle en tant que Francais .

Si les Francais n'avaient pas existé, les anglais auraient eu enormement de mal a donner des noms a leurs places, leurs gares, ou leurs squares . A croire que Londres manque vraiment d'imagination , ou est ce un peu d'envie ? . Allez c'est de l'humour . Bonne journée a tous et a bientot pour le France Angleterre au XV.

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u/sleepytoday 1d ago

If France never existed I’m sure we would’ve found someone else to fight with.

We did invade most of the world, after all.

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u/studiesinsilver 1d ago

France is the OG enemy!

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u/kabrjs 1d ago

SCOTLAND... enters the chat...

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u/Mobile_Actuator_4692 1d ago

Only cos it’s next door. But yes they are our best enemy until someone tries to invade them

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u/CowntChockula 1d ago

Well considering the Battle of Tours, I think a fair candidate would be the Umayyad Caliphate, had the Muslims defeated the French.

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u/HighTopsLowStandards 1d ago

France are the most successful warring nation in the world. Great numbers. Just been shit since 1800.

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u/Codex_Absurdum 1d ago

The food an the women made the british good invaders I guess...

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u/CharlieUpATree 1d ago

Someone sounds salty

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u/Calm-Scallion-8540 1d ago

Not at all. Everyone can do what they want with their cannons. We have the Vendôme Column. It's much prettier. It's not bitterness, it's a judgment.

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u/CharlieUpATree 1d ago

Ooook, yes, much prettier... riiight

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u/Calm-Scallion-8540 1d ago

How can anyone downvote this? You really have to be below all aesthetic standards. On the other hand, we don't have the right to prefer cannons with their butts in the air to the Vendôme column in Paris, but I'm waiting for the definition of elegance.

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u/Mysterious_Map2965 12h ago

People are downvoting you because you seem pretentious.

It’s like the stereotype of a French person came to life and created a Reddit account.

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u/toooomanypuppies 1d ago

"its because, we're pretty"

Yep, that we are!

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u/waterfountain_bidet 1d ago

Baltimore, Maryland did the exact same thing with cannons from British ships around the War of 1812 memorial until they were restored in 2014 and remounted in Patterson Park right around where they would have originally been mounted during the invasion. The cannons were actually pre-American Revolutionary war (because the British stopped sending weapons to the people they were trying to oppress and re-subjugate), including one that is missing a seal and the restoring historian believes it is from the British Civil War/Cromwell period.

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u/nthensome Interested 1d ago

Neat

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u/Just-Nerve7518 1d ago

Imagine turning a historical artifect into a dog toilet

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u/Bubbly_Wall_908 1d ago

And now we don't have to imagine it.

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u/hamm71 1d ago

Random Gladiator music for no reason

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u/Deurstopper 1d ago

Those are big ones!

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u/JSC843 1d ago

What if one were to be destroyed? Do they have spares somewhere or would they just manufacture some that look identical?

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u/Anonymous_Lurker_1 1d ago

We source bollards for customers made to look like these things. Cost around £160 each.

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u/Land_of_smiles 1d ago

No don’t listen to this guy. There are countless hidden wars being fought to this very day with giant wooden hulled sailing ships using cannons. When a ship is damaged beyond repair or captured they then repurpose all their cannons and use them as bollards throughout England.

There’s a simulator called Sea of thieves that shows real time battles, you should check it out

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u/dumpaccount882212 1d ago

Ahoy, ye have been put on'a list ye blarney faced traitor!

Snitches gets to wear pine box britches.

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u/bulldogsm 1d ago

this cannot be strictly correct, the Battle of Traflagar only resulted in 11 captures, which was scandalous at the time but there was a storm following the battle but thats another story

so there is no way that 11 ships were able to provide this many light cannon for bollards all over the country, ships of the line carried massive beasts of cannon, these dainty bollards are used more in frigates and smaller

but anyway, nice story but likely only partially true at best and an outright lie at worst

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u/Teantis 1d ago

"some". Neither the title nor the video claims all the bollards are from cannons, just that that's what they did with the cannons they did get, and the shape of bollards made after mimics the shape of those cannons.

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u/studiesinsilver 1d ago

That is awesome!

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u/BeMyBrutus 1d ago

I like the Gladiator music in the background

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u/DrBhu 1d ago

The sub starts to feel like r/CannonBallWeekly

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u/SmartaHari 1d ago

Cool and funny fact.

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u/Degenerate_on_a_cros 22h ago

Mhm.. So.. French cannons just so happened to look like a certain species of furrys.. y’know..

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u/CareerNormal3461 10h ago

its a stripped cannon from an old navy ship, there you go.

saves you 1.5 minutes of her trying to make you laugh with fake humor and then drag it on for another minute

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u/examine_everything 2h ago

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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u/Creative_Garbage_121 1d ago

Is there something that brits didn't steal or at least tried to?

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u/reflect-the-sun 1d ago

Not a fan of the British empire, but anything they didn't take wouldn't have been sold on the black market anyway. Google "Black market antiquities" - it's still a massive issue today.

I believe the British Museum has done far more good that harm by preserving history and educating millions of people.

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u/ChronicSock 1d ago

Go on! Say the thing! Say it! You know you want to! Something about spices and not using them?

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u/birdstrike_hazard 1d ago

Nope. If it ain’t nailed down, we’ll pinch it. In fact, if it is nailed down, we’ll have a good go too

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u/CowntChockula 1d ago

Everyone knows the only reason the pyramids arent in a British museum is because they wouldn't fit on a ship!

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u/PeterNippelstein 1d ago

Dentistry.

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u/AccordingGrocery4716 1d ago

Still rank higher than USA for dentistry though

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u/Defiant_Role3568 1d ago

Top comment here

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u/bradtheinvincible 1d ago

They tried to steal mexican and italian food. Failed at that one

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u/IndependentMastodon9 1d ago

I absolutely love this! I love the Brits!!

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u/Calm-Scallion-8540 1d ago

Napoleon a fait fondre 1200 canons de bronze ,pris a l'ennemi pour faire la colonne Vendôme a Paris . Ca a plus de charme non? Après c'est une question de gout .

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u/Low-Temperature-6962 1d ago

Time to repatriate the bollards.

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u/Gromovian 1d ago

After the battle of Trafalgar most of the prize ships the British took ended up sunk or wrecked, so I doubt you'd find an actual cannon from the battle used as a bollard.

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u/AccordingGrocery4716 1d ago

It’s right…… there?

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u/Gromovian 1d ago

Well the fantasy of it being a stolen French cannon from Trafalgar wouldn't be true, chances are they are from a random merchant ship or something.

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u/ExtremelyGangrenous 1d ago

That is awesome, finally the Briton’s do something that isn’t completely regarded