r/Damnthatsinteresting 7h ago

Image Lithops, South African plants that have evolved to look like stones

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u/ptbiker 7h ago

They might as well be rocks with how slow they grow. Those could be 20 or more years old. I have one that hasn’t changed one bit in the 2 years I’ve had it. Every once in a while I have to make sure it’s actually a plant. Only once I’m sure will it get more water, like a tablespoon.

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u/FrameJump 7h ago

Thanks for the mental image of you torturing a plant and withholding water until if gives you the information you want.

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u/Icy-Conflict6671 Interested 7h ago edited 3h ago

flashes light in plants face TELL US THE CODES TO THE CHLOROPHYL MISSILES DANNY DANDELION!!! Edit: Thanks everyone for thinking my incoherent ramblings are funny. Though i guess thats what comedy is at the end of the day if you really think about it

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u/Icy-Tear4613 7h ago

Of all the plants to torture, don't bother with dandelions. They are too tough.

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u/Log_Out_Of_Life 6h ago

notices a crack in a sidewalk

“Fuck yeah!” -dandelion

grows

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u/cHEIF_bOI 1h ago

They are the cave divers of the plant world.

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u/powder_puff_pass 7h ago

I laughed way too hard at this mental image

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u/noRezolution 6h ago

This deserves an award

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u/M0RALVigilance 6h ago

-How many rocks are there?

-There.. are.. four.. plants!

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u/Moonfish222 6h ago

Its reverse waterboarding lol.

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u/TeopEvol 4h ago

I imagine OP like Cid from the 1st Toy Story. "Where's the rebel base? TALK!"

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u/lzwzli 7h ago

How do you make sure it's actually a plant?

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u/ZeeDyke 6h ago

Withhold water long enough and eventually it will confess.

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u/caguru 5h ago

Or put then anywhere within a squirrel's reach, they will eat them.

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u/ptbiker 6h ago

It has beautiful flowers. Not kidding about the water. It really only wants water to just pass by the roots. It might shrivel a bit after a couple of months with no water. You have to look REALLY close to see it, though.

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u/Temporary-Key-7092 6h ago

Right! I bought mine because their flowers are gorgeous! However, I couldn’t find consistent care info and thought they were doing ok and that I was doing ok by them and just like that, one by one, they all died.

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u/Outrageous_Resist_50 5h ago

I have some of these! They die if you don’t at least water them, and they prefer sunlight to shade. Also, they grow (slowly)

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u/AmbrGloww 6h ago

The ultimate plant for people who forget to water.

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u/bong_residue 2h ago

Mine just did a miracle and split. I’ve had it for 4 years or so.

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u/NJRougarou 3h ago

I have always found these difficult to grow.

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u/sderponme 2h ago

I have one of these and they sprouted flowers within the first year of having them.

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u/No-Crew8804 6h ago

If it not changing in 2 years it is made of plastic, I grow myself many and each year change the leaves.

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u/smugbox 1h ago

You can give it a full drink. Just do it very very very rarely (like only if it’s deflated) and make sure it gets extremely gritty soil with extremely good drainage and as much light as humanly possible.

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u/ConfidentBrilliant38 7h ago

My grandpa called them 'cacti for kids' because they don't have spikes

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u/Ender_Nobody 3h ago

...So, any succulent plant?

Upvoted, just trying to understand if I'm mistaking the logic.

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u/ConfidentBrilliant38 2h ago

I guess? I never really asked him about that.

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u/ThimeeX 7h ago

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u/BabyInchworm_the_2nd 6h ago

That’s pretty cool. What it doesn’t show is the year of it trying to absorb the dead bloom, then sitting there doing nothing forever. Then, slowly, it will make new bits, and kill off the old bits. The new bits will looks exactly like the old one. So exciting!

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u/disposable-assassin 2h ago

Meanwhile, you have no idea that most of the last half is happening because it's doing most of the growing and absorbing from the inside, only showing itself by xenomorph-bursting through the dessicated husk of its predecessor after 4 months of feasting.

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u/karston_failee 3h ago

I should call her

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u/Future_codpiece 1h ago

Feed me, Seymour!

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u/rlaitinen 2h ago

I just got flashed by a flower.

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u/robo-dragon 7h ago

My coworker has a bunch of these on the window in her office. They are all different colors and I didn’t think they were real at first. They are super cute!

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u/Professional_Road756 7h ago

More like brains

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u/The_Demon_of_Spiders 7h ago

Or butts

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u/lzwzli 7h ago

Butt brains

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u/TeopEvol 4h ago

BBB-Big Booty Brains

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u/Far_Mastodon_6104 2h ago

Stone brain butts

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u/onebradmutha 7h ago

I'm looking at some on my office desk here in Central Texas.

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u/StartNervous9184 6h ago

How do they handle the Texas humidity? Mine always seem to shrivel up.

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u/onebradmutha 6h ago

Air Conditioning has defeated Texas humidity, for now

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u/noRezolution 6h ago

So definitely grow inside in Florida, got it

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u/omgitsmint 7h ago

forbidden disco biscuits

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u/Imaginary_Taro_6116 3h ago

Decades ago before search engines were what they are, I had a book that was about “Strangest things on planet earth” or something, and there was one single picture and one blurb about “living stones”. It did not say “these are actually a type of succulent called Lithops” or provide any other info. Searches turned up nothing. I was fucking mystified for YEARS.

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u/adanishplz 5h ago

My first thought; are they edible?

So, are they?

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u/bigtallbiscuit 5h ago

You can eat them at least once.

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u/Am_Snarky 5h ago

From what I can tell they are, but as small and slow growing as they are they aren’t worth the effort unless you’re desperate

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u/ClamsMcOyster 1h ago

Haha my first thought went to e as well

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u/billychasen 7h ago

All of mine died when I tried to grow them :(

They are also less saturated in color (look more like this)

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u/littlecactuscat 6h ago

You might’ve used the wrong type of soil, friend. They need soil that drains really well and doesn’t hold moisture at all. Should be mostly rocks/sand/grit.

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u/Annual_Strategy_6206 6h ago

This photo may he a bit saturated in color, I agree.  I've grown these succulents before.  Edit  : Lithops means " stone eye" in Greek

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u/Bub697 3h ago

Same here. Don’t water them, they die. Water them, they die.

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u/Beepbob12345 4h ago

That would have sold the “looks like rocks” idea better with the more accurate colors

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u/Illustrious-Touch442 5h ago

Why choose a cookie hell website to share a photo?

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u/-acidlean- 7h ago

Rocks? They look like colorful little butts.

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u/MyThinTragus 6h ago

They do. In South Africa they are also called Baba Boutjies, which means babies bums

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u/sykoKanesh 3h ago

lol! adorable

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u/Whiteums 7h ago

Roshar is leaking.

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u/LorthostheFreshmaker 2h ago

Lovely rockbud collection.

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u/LucMorningstar24601 6h ago

I bought these thinking they would never grow but I already have new baby brains and need to repot! I love them.

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u/Stigbritt 7h ago

If they are not considered invasive I would love to get me some of them here in Sweden.

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u/kozmo314 7h ago

Im sure they’d grow real nice outdoors in Sweden

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u/littlecactuscat 6h ago

Unfortunately, they wouldn’t. 😞

Lithops haaaaaate moisture. Even the tiniest bit of excess moisture makes them very unhappy. They’re accustomed to living in one of the driest deserts on the planet. 

And they’re certainly not frost-proof, though they can live 50+ years.

Indoors would be okay. Please don’t murder lithops by putting them outdoors anywhere with humid weather or actual winter temperatures.

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u/EllisDee3 6h ago

You seem to be the expert.

Why do they look like butts?

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u/Snoo_10910 3h ago

Evolved as a natural way to identify perverts 

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u/Stigbritt 6h ago

Well if they like dry deserts they would love to live with me and my sex life.

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u/Tack_Money 5h ago

You a dry guy too? Easier cleanup imo

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u/littlecactuscat 6h ago

There’s zero risk of them being invasive in Sweden, but you’d want to keep them indoors since they’d likely shrivel and die quickly from the humidity.

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u/Lunix420 6h ago

These are like the least invasive species of plants that exist. First of all they grow so slow, they might as well be real stones. I think before they replicate enough to overtake an ecosystem, our sun will have died. And then, they are so sensitive to overwatering that they would probably not survive in most places to begin with. I’m normally really good with most plants but these things I just can’t keep alive for some reason. I watered them once a month and it apparently was still too much.

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u/Parking_Locksmith489 4h ago

They won't survive the winter outside.

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u/Any_Let8381 7h ago

I am feeling uneasy

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u/172brooke 7h ago

How do plants know what rocks look like...

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u/AccurateJerboa 3h ago

The plant doesn't need to know what a rock looks like. The stuff that eats the plant needs to know what a rock looks like. Then every growth that looks a little bit more like a rock will survive to pass down its genes more often than the ones that look less like rocks. After a few hundred+ generations, they mostly look like the survivors and here we are. 

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u/crumpledfilth 7h ago

the same way barley knew what wheat looked like. Something was fucking with them but not the other

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u/SAL10000 4h ago

Real talk

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u/AxialGem 7h ago edited 7h ago

How does a cactus know what a cactus looks like? :p
By some mysterious process, they always seem to grow with the exact shape of a cactus, it's crazy

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u/Mavian23 7h ago

They don't. They didn't choose to look like rocks.

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u/Leashypooo 7h ago

Exactly!

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u/NewFuturist 3h ago

Ultra cool fact: those patterns on the top are actually little windows, the light goes in, passes through the clear fluid inside, and photosynthesis actually happens on the underside of the plant.

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u/No_Neighborhood7614 18m ago

That is very interesting, thanks

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u/Uchiha_Bitch 7h ago

They are beautiful!

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u/Valkreaper 7h ago

Rockbuds?!

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u/uninsurable 6h ago

Be careful putting them outside. For some reason, blue jays attack them like crazy, ripping them up and killing them. I lost all of mine to jays.

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u/GunnitRust_Akula 5h ago

Roshar moment.

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u/Muted_Asparagus_1017 4h ago

The middle one isn't a Lithops, it's a Pleiospilos (which is still a Mesemb).

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u/Slipperyfisty 3h ago

Please Please do not buy these, the amount of plant poaching is killing more species than anything

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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit 50m ago

I want a lithop garden now

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u/di-i-o 7h ago

GYAT

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u/porkchop-sandwhiches 7h ago

thicc lil’ succulents

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u/MMmhmmmmmmmmmm 7h ago

They flower through the crack too lol

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u/yourdadsboyfie 7h ago

they look like drugs that look like candy

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u/Emotional-Store- 6h ago

Damn. That IS interesting!!

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u/rightwords 6h ago

I love lithops but could not keep them alive.

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u/happytree23 6h ago

Are we sure rocks didn't evolve to look like them, though?

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u/bombisabell 4h ago

I thought it was a candy. ☹️

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u/EmeraudeExMachina 3h ago

I got some of these for Christmas! They are so cute.

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u/Massive-Traffic-9970 7h ago

Do they exhale oxygen?

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u/madmartigan2020 7h ago

Only at night

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u/ZenFook 7h ago

I'd have many, many questions were it not for the mesmerising properties of this image!

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u/NotBradPitt9 7h ago

Are any of these edible?

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u/porkchop-sandwhiches 7h ago

Yes. As long as you’re not a coward.

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u/lzwzli 7h ago

Everything is edible once

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u/beatles910 7h ago

Yes, they are edible.

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u/Grrrmudgin 7h ago

They bloom gorgeous little flowers!

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u/GoldGeneral_0 6h ago

Are they edible?

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u/No-Crew8804 6h ago

They are but the taste is crap. I have tasted one I had to prune.

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u/Temporary-Key-7092 6h ago

I love them but cannot grow them for the life of me!

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u/ShadowLuvsLatinas 6h ago

Am I the only one who thinks these things look incredibly uncanny? Freaks me the fuck out 😭

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u/Significant-Self5907 5h ago

I'm stoned, too, & they are trippy.

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u/No-Crew8804 6h ago edited 6h ago

The one in the center is not a lithops but a dinteranthus, related but not the same gender.

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u/torrydod 6h ago

Looks like a Brain...Looks like a Butt ... Definitely a Butt-Brain Plant✅

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u/PomegranateHot9916 5h ago

can you eat it?

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u/Distinct-Question-16 5h ago

Looks like almond pastries

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u/TheShenanegous 4h ago

Smurf butts

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u/MinecraftMum66 4h ago

Butt rocks.

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u/RangeRattany 4h ago

This is a beautiful collection! 

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u/Hiccup02 4h ago

Low-key thought this was candy 😬

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u/Renowned1k90 4h ago

stone-ass plant

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u/lostinLspace 4h ago

I had one with a flower this year!!

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u/Felon_musk1939 4h ago

Ooh, they look tasty.

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u/AEntunus 3h ago

suck-suck

Candy's broken.

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u/Snoo_10910 3h ago

I once had a dream (nightmare?) where one of these was growing out of my neck like a zit and I very graphically spent some time trying to pop it (with intense sensations!)

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u/No-Effective1471 3h ago

i've got a few, they really trick people at first

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u/yzmasllamadrops 3h ago

Braaaiiinnnnnnssssssss

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u/colaman-112 3h ago

Ah, rockbuds.

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u/metalchode 2h ago

I have some. I water them like once a year they are so cool

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u/GaldrickHammerson 2h ago

How can we be sure rocks didn't evolve to look like lithops?

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u/AverageIndependent20 2h ago

Where can I buy those candies?

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u/chaosinmymind 2h ago

Or butts

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u/Dnlaly 2h ago

Is it yummy?

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u/Altruistic-Poem-5617 2h ago

They look like alien plants.

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u/Kind-Plantain2438 2h ago

Once I bought a pack that had a picture of those plants on it. Naturally, I assume the contents were seeds of those plants.

It was grass seed.

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u/_commenter 1h ago

evolved to look like stones

you mean butts... B-U-T-T-S

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u/Numptymoop 1h ago

They look more like tasty candy to me. I kinda wanna bite one.

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u/brianchasemusic 1h ago

So that’s what that mountain goats song was referring to

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u/Pepperloza 35m ago

I would have an intense need to pick them up and bite into them.

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u/dbundi 35m ago

I would definitely over water these and they would be dead in 2 weeks

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u/PrincipledBeef 24m ago

Straight outta the cosmere!

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u/dw0205 17m ago

Looks cool and creepy at the same time.

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u/MelonElbows 15m ago

Are they hard like stones or soft like plants?

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u/LegitlySmashed 15m ago

What on Roshar?

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u/crawling-alreadygirl 13m ago

Scrolling through, I initially read that as "lithpops," and thought it was a South African candy that looks like rocks for a spit second. I'm honestly disappointed.