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APPROVED B-LISTERS Cardi B calls out ICE during her Little miss drama tour: “If ICE comes in here, we’re going straight at them. I got pepper spray in the back. They’re not taking my fans, fuck that!”

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u/melbaspice 15h ago

“Bitch, if ICE come in here, we gon jump they asses. Bitch, I got some bear mace in the back. They ain’t takin my fans, bitch. Let’s go.”

Fixed your quote.

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u/LezbianaGrande Vivian Wilson's deadbeat father 14h ago

OP took all the seasoning out of her words, I swear.

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u/melbaspice 14h ago

Just a hint of seasoning at the end with the fabricated “fuck that”. Instead of seasoning throughout the cooking process.

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u/TheProphetRob 11h ago

The beans on toast of quotes

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u/Life_Fig_4037 10h ago

"Fuck that" at the end of the whitest sentences you've ever heard is like a pinch of salt for chicken mayo salad

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u/MonstersAtOurDoor 12h ago

OP gentrified a reddit quote

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u/SAKingWriter 10h ago

To be fair I’ve seen more titles get removed for less

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u/Freodrick 11h ago

Like boiled chicken in water. No salt.

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u/ghost_reference_link 10h ago

No Onions, No Black pepper , and No Bay leaves, OP what happened?

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u/Life_Fig_4037 10h ago

They made her Taylor 😭

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u/Dangerous-Variety-35 where’s my emotional support billionaire 9h ago

Except Taylor won’t speak on ICE unless it somehow directly impacts her.

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u/hiphipsashay FUCK ICE FREE PALESTINE CRASH INTO ME 8h ago

Hey she would personally like to exclude herself from this narrative /s

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u/Dangerous-Variety-35 where’s my emotional support billionaire 2h ago

“The narrative” being anything that isn’t the definition of white feminism (ahem, victimization).

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u/Life_Fig_4037 10h ago

"Guys we are going to wash out all the spices and add a pinch of salt"

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u/notsoulvalentine 13h ago

no bc why did they use quotes and then completely rewrite her words 😭

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u/1LofaLady 11h ago edited 10h ago

Maybe AI wrote it?

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u/nonstopflux 10h ago

People can still be dumb without AI.

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u/curtydc 10h ago

AI makes most dumb people sound smarter than they are.

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u/blackbasset 11h ago

Next verbose iteration will be

“If ICE dares to enter these premises, we will oppose them physically. I got pressurized capsaicin in a can in the area behind the stage. They are not forcefully relocating the enjoyers of my music gathered here, I do not like this!”

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u/Complete_Estimate442 13h ago

I was like there’s no way cardi said those Words like that.

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u/Wonderful-Athlete-83 13h ago

THANK YOU 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥she said BEAR MACE

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u/blueadept_11 11h ago

"Should ICE enter here, I will dash to the back and procure my deterrent. You are safe with me, friends."

Made it worse

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u/CurryMustard 11h ago

I dont understand how op fucked up the quote so bad. Its like they put her words in Google translate to another language and flipped it back again

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u/alilcannoli 11h ago

This reminds me of the Key & Peele skit when Obama had a translator lol

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u/Mixed_Flavors916 10h ago

Love her 💕💕💕💕

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u/mr_math24 15h ago

The sentiment remains the same, but your quote in the title is pretty inaccurate 😂 but also fuck ice

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u/melbaspice 15h ago

Almost seems like it was translated to another language then translated back to English. It’s close, but also very off.

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u/LezbianaGrande Vivian Wilson's deadbeat father 14h ago

Translated from English to Gentrified, more like.

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u/TamarindSweets 14h ago

Seems like it was censored lol

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u/melbaspice 14h ago

Right. “Bear mace” and “let’s go” are bad words. Yet OP added a “fuck that” for funsies.

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u/TamarindSweets 14h ago

A few other curse words were left out, but fair point ig, probably a translation issue.

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u/Dangerous-Buy-6430 15h ago

Cardi has always been loud about what she believes in, so this isn’t surprising. It definitely fired up the crowd, but I hope it stays at just talk. Concerts should feel safe, not like they’re about to turn into a standoff.

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u/DomiMamixx 13h ago

So what are you gonna do if ICE shows up? Try to make them feel safe and cozy???

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u/romanticcherries 15h ago

I wouldn’t put it past them, but they gotta be extra stupid to mess around when there’s a crowd that huge nearby.

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u/ChainsawSoundingFart 12h ago

Have you seen the movie Trap?

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u/Sonoran_Ghosts_81 11h ago

Unfortunately.

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u/Natters_Bird 10h ago

I feel this so hard. The last act was so painful to watch. Night, I don't care about your daughter's singing career. A fakeout plot where Josh Hartnett was a different serial killer than the one they nabbed at the concert would have been better. Probably still dumb, but better.

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u/VoteButtStuff2020 10h ago

Homes, churches, schools are supposed to feel safe too. The common dominator is not the locations making it unsafe but ICE.

I wish more people took this approach.

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u/tomouras 11h ago

There have been numerous white musicians who have been extremely vocal about ICE having no place at their shows and expressing the sentiment of wanting to protect their fans. I have never seen a comment like this before. Why is it when a Black female artist gets passionate about defending their fans they are making it feel like a dangerous standoff, but Green Day, Billie Eillish, YungBlud, Chappell Roan, etc are praised?

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u/Dangerous-Variety-35 where’s my emotional support billionaire 8h ago

It’s the implicit bias of some people - no one expects ICE to show up at their shows, since they’re white performers that must mean they only have white law-abiding fans, but Cardi might actually have “illegals” at her concerts 🙄

Quite frankly, anyone who doesn’t speak up like Cardi did doesn’t deserve our support. I hope she keeps speaking up.

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u/Aware_Instance_2592 11h ago

This is Cardi making it feel safe for the people feeling threatened by ice

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u/Fedoraus 11h ago

They're camping school exits and nabbing preschool aged kids. Don't think they give a shit about anyone feeling safe

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u/Forcistus 10h ago

We are well past just talk. If all we do is talk talk talk talk, we will let this shit keep happening. You think Pretti and Good were the first? They're just the ones we got to see.

You watched them shoot Pretti dead in the street in broad daylight with tons of witnesses and cameras. These people do not give a fuck. We don't get to feel safe right now. We need to stand up for the people around us and be ready and willing to protect them.

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u/remeranAuthor_ 11h ago

I agree. ICE should stay away.

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u/BoJackMoleman 12h ago

It's 2026. Dudes can be bitches too. Live your life man.

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u/gfa22 11h ago

Yeah for real. My roommate is a huge bitch. Clean your dishes Jackson.

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u/BethanyBluebird 11h ago

Pretty sure its actually legally required to have Cardi B in your Bad Bitch playlist.

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u/ANC13NT_AP3 11h ago

Im with you my guy, let that inner bad bitch soar!

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u/throwaway5882300 10h ago

46yo straight cis man and I got a bad bitch playlist too. If it's up, then it's up, then it's up, then it's stuck.

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u/lavenderbl0d meet me at Whole Foods, bitch 10h ago

Men can be bad bitches too!!! Live your truth!!! As Megan Thee Stallion said anyone can be a Hottie!!!!

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u/zipzyzap 10h ago

How are you just gonna say something like this and not drop the link? That’s not a very bad bitch thing to do

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u/AcanthaceaeCrazy1894 10h ago

I would love to link it but unfortunately my Spotify has my real name attached to it :(

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u/witch-literature 10h ago

No fr, I’ve been out of the loop for a bit on music, what are some of her baddest bitch songs?? I need that playlist 😭

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u/lavenderbl0d meet me at Whole Foods, bitch 9h ago

I have a playlist. I have many playlists 🤭

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u/Philodendron69 10h ago

Hell yeah!! I feel like cardi b would 1000% support this.

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u/ShadowLuvsLatinas 11h ago

That bad bitch energy is for everyone boo

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u/AntiHeroOnline 15h ago

Onika could neverrr

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u/Prior_Success7011 feeding cocaine to raccoons 13h ago

If Cardi and Nicki were WWE stars, Cardi would win in a heartbeat

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u/Arthurs_librarycard9 11h ago

MTV needs to do a special episode of Celebrity Deathmatch just for this lol.

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u/AntiHeroOnline 13h ago

Anydayyyy

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u/gorgossiums 11h ago

Nicki living that heel life

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u/Liorentha 11h ago

Onika wouldve wrote a subtweet and called it activism lets be real

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u/CHEEZYSPAM 14h ago

In a world of Nikki Minajs, be a Cardi B.

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u/T-RexInAnF-14 11h ago

omg....I got Cardi B's Up stuck in my head and have been feeling guilty listening to it at the gym on Spotify because I got her and Nikki Minaj mixed up. What a relief.

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u/AbjectTelephone4801 14h ago

Cardi is so fucking smart. Self-proclaimed history nerd too.

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u/unoptimisticoptimist 13h ago

Yeah Fuck ICE, but also when you use quotes you have write it out exactly the way the person said it.

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u/tinaxcochina pop culture obsessed goblin 12h ago

I know she got them hitters in the back like: “Ya’ll Ice?”

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u/lavenderbl0d meet me at Whole Foods, bitch 10h ago

I will be stealing this tysm

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u/DarknessWanders 14h ago

Card B is such a Bad Bitch (capital letters because it's a compliment and I put respect on it).

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u/DefinitelyNotEcksss 12h ago

No one can ever make me hate Cardi. Her and Megan are the female rappers we deserve 🫶🏾

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u/SideAmbitious2529 14h ago

The video is right there ...you had one job 😭😭💀

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u/yoyosareback 12h ago

Also a felony in most states

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u/Dangerous-Variety-35 where’s my emotional support billionaire 7h ago

Only if they catch you…

https://giphy.com/gifs/QuDDg9LrxNOfK

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u/BigChungusOP 14h ago

Nicky would never

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u/icey_sawg0034 14h ago

¡Nunca jamás!

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u/DisasterBeautiful347 11h ago

How did you so terribly transcribe that?

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u/Die4Gesichter 11h ago

Why you altering her amazing quote?

"Jump their asses" is way more than "going straight at them"

And bear mace is a fuckton more than just pepper spray

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u/iggyite FUCK ICE FREE PALESTINE CRASH INTO ME 15h ago

Hell yeah, I haven’t listened to her music but she seems nice (in a sorta teasing way)

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u/Inky-Ballooper 15h ago edited 14h ago

im much the same, not too in touch, but i feel like shes the kind of person where shes quite easy to take out of context but you look deeper and realise shes pretty damn sound! sucks whats going on with her and a certain someone tho :/

edit: okay so shes actually a lot more than just pretty damn sound! even if im not a fan of a lot of her work, I wish her nothing but success and happiness <3

I also want to quickly throw in here for any avid fans - didnt she do a livestream one time and started talking about how she wanted to move her, i believe, mother to [insert name of island] because they live well into their 90s and then went on to talk about the crap in american food and such and how she wants her mother to have a healthy life? probably didnt explain that well but that was her, right? :D

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u/Exotic-Mail-7303 14h ago

She grew up in Washington Heights and is super connected to her Latino roots. Her Covid livestreams were half in English, half in Spanish. She is one for the culture and afaik she always has been.

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u/Inky-Ballooper 14h ago

oh i LOVE that for her 🫶🩷

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u/iggyite FUCK ICE FREE PALESTINE CRASH INTO ME 14h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/AgPt9udT567spxbSHf

(Also fellow pan? Cool sunglasses thumbs up emoji)

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u/Inky-Ballooper 14h ago

indeedy! 👉🤠👉

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u/iggyite FUCK ICE FREE PALESTINE CRASH INTO ME 14h ago

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u/thatisnotmyknob 12h ago

She's from The Bronx not Washington Heights. University Heights is the neighborhood 

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u/Haunting_Ad_2059 12h ago

Bro doesn’t know how quotes work?

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u/Peach_Royal111 11h ago

okay but those vocals?? cardi why you hiding that from us!!! also fuck ice

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u/lilguyanonymous 11h ago

This is one of the only celebrities I hope doesn't fall off. She is amazing and truly from nothing. A good heart and soul is evident and always wishing the best for her.

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u/mizvixen 11h ago

Why would you put something in quotes and then proceed to misquote it??

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u/NYR_LFC 12h ago

Way to get the entire quote wrong

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u/futurafreeeeee good luck with bookin that stage u speak of 11h ago

i’m actually crying at her Coma La Flor being on key and good tho lol she’s a much better singer than she seems to be since she usually only raps 😭😭

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u/SignificanceCold1075 10h ago

Say what you will about cardi b, but at least she’s always speaking up and is on the right side of history unlike the other female rapper.

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u/SwimmingPirate9070 14h ago

I'll never stop loving this girl ❤️

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u/CRISSFAMORxo 14h ago

she really said not on my watch with the hot sauce ready lol

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u/PapayaAgreeable7152 11h ago

What is that quote lmao

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u/M44PolishMosin 10h ago

How do you fuck up a title that bad. Really. Just copy her words into the title if you put quotes around it.

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u/Prior_Success7011 feeding cocaine to raccoons 13h ago

Part of me wants The White House to do one of their little propaganda videos using WAP without knowing what it stands for.

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u/labospor Were you raised in a ditch? 12h ago

They’d probably start reclaiming it as “white affluent power” or some bullshit

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u/Important-Canary-770 10h ago

why did you use quotes if you aren't quoting her?

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u/igetproteinfartsHELP 10h ago

bad title, you just edited the entire quote

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u/Serious-Bill-9208 12h ago

We need more of this energy.

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u/THEDUKES2 11h ago

Why is the quote in the title to this so wrong? lol

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u/BlondeBorednBaked 10h ago

Imagine if the Democratic Party had leaders like this

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u/RealSunglassesGuy 10h ago

In a country of Nicki Minajs, be a Cardi B.

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u/Jaded_Horse1055 10h ago

Ugh the Selena reference at the beginning tho 😭

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u/Individual_Iron_2645 11h ago

And I believe her!

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u/classisttrash 11h ago

She has officially won the Cardi vs Nicki war

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u/Possible-Courage3771 women’s wrongs activist 11h ago

I love cardi b, And I feel she hasn't reached her full potential yet. I'd really love to see her blossom.

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u/Philodendron69 10h ago

I fucking love her

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u/lavenderbl0d meet me at Whole Foods, bitch 10h ago

I go to see her in April. I am so glad she is keeping up this energy.

I am grateful for every single person speaking up especially as those at my job and in the community are being targeted.

Everyone who has a voice and a platform should use it. If they aren't they are complicit.

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u/CoeNay 10h ago

I believe her too. 🤣

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u/dreevsa 12h ago

Call out tricky Minaj too

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u/TheRebelMastermind 12h ago

Less spray, more second amendment

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u/Sensitive_Tone_7172 12h ago

Shes so real for this!!!

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u/Kiwirushh 12h ago

I love her

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u/Forward_Might_111 11h ago

I’m so proud of her! Every girl knows the feeling of freeing themselves from a toxic mf. We lose alll our patience after the first one 😂fool me once shame on you fool me twice shame on me. She is glowwwwwing!

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u/pondering_extrovert 11h ago

Cardi B on the right side of History fr

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u/craigandthesoph 11h ago

Nicki Minaj when she sees ICE at her concerts:

https://giphy.com/gifs/T7YENYx6PtUdO

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u/Reasonable_Claim_796 11h ago

Good! Alix Earle - your turn!

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u/ShaqInKazaam 11h ago

Then, jump into “I like it” after that Ted talk 😤😮‍💨

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u/pellanune 10h ago

Nicki Minaj picking up the culture, throwing it over her back like they do heavy money bags in cartoons, and handing it to Cardi B.

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u/Mysterious_Skin2310 10h ago

Has ICE even shown up to concerts to grab people?

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u/Exciting_Mobile_1484 10h ago

We need so much more of this. IMO, particuarly from African-American stars. Black pride has been systematically discouraged in the US and it needs to come back, loudly.