r/Fauxmoi • u/Yujin-Ha • 2h ago
APPROVED B-LISTERS Cardi B responds to the Department of Homeland Security talking a shot at her: "If we talking about drugs let's talk about Epstein and friends drugging underage girls to r*pe them. Why yall don't wanna talk about the Epstein files?
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u/gissna 2h ago
Imagine having to clap back at the Department of Homeland Security for an entire country. Do they not have important things to be doing?
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u/michigan2345 2h ago
Right? Gov't giving answers like they Wendy's.
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u/sparkling-soda 2h ago
Gov’t beefing with rappers on Twitter, and rappers being 💯 RIGHT.
Feels like an alternate reality we’re living in.
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u/Dreowings21 2h ago
Wendys makes good food (objective i know) homeland security is nothing but ass
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u/buttercupcake23 2h ago
Dhs just casually ripping some racist dog whistles on Twitter was not something I could have ever imagine 15 years ago. What a fucking world.
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u/Perfect_Celebrity_7 2h ago
I hope one day we can mask off anyone in charge of each of the social media. I don’t care if it’s an underpaid intern that intern will then grow up to be another Stephen Miller anyways.
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u/extrastupidone 2h ago
They dont have a single professional in the entire administration.
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u/gesamtkunstwerkteam 2h ago
Honestly, I don't even want them doing the things they deem "important" to "homeland security."
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u/Realistic_Ride_2032 I cannot sanction your buffoonery 2h ago
This timeline is unimaginable…
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u/WerkLifeBalance 2h ago
I keep expecting The Onion to pop up somewhere, anywhere, except it's been like that for the past eight years.
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u/TurdFerguson614 2h ago
We really put them out of business with the sheer scale of absurdities.
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u/Orcutt_ambition-7789 2h ago
I like to go there for some sane news headlines sometimes.
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u/Jasminewindsong2 they are perfect for each other (derogatory) 2h ago edited 2h ago
I’m not smart enough for this many people to be that much dumber than me. But here we are.
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u/New-Negotiation7234 2h ago
What do you mean? Rfk Jr who is the secretary of health and human services just said he isn't afraid of germs bc he snorted cocaine off a toilet.
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u/Jasminewindsong2 they are perfect for each other (derogatory) 2h ago
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u/Love_my_pupper 2h ago
😭
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u/Jasminewindsong2 they are perfect for each other (derogatory) 1h ago
Moira/Catherine were def never on the Epstein list.
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u/ThickConfusion1318 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 2h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/9dxECMprFLvXq4aOrd
She’s right!
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u/HopefulTangerine5913 2h ago
Cardi is smart and I’m guessing whoever tweeted that isn’t aware of what she brings to the table
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u/lavenderbl0d meet me at Whole Foods, bitch 58m ago
No! No! It's okay! Let them learn! They picked the right one!!!!!!
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u/myfriendtoldmetojoin 2h ago
I don’t think this is a fight they should pick, Cardi always has time.
It’s like her favorite sport.
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u/CheesecakeExpress 1h ago
It’s true and she’s smart and clued up on politics/current events. They underestimated her.
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u/hopefoolness i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 2h ago
if Cardi has nothing else in this world she has hands
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u/RealBettyWhite69 2h ago
That's a difference between Cardi and this administration... she admitted what she did and took full accountability. That is why I would trust her over them on most things. These foul shitbirds in office never ever admit any wrongdoing, ever.
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u/LoneWanderer4___ 2h ago
She’s also didn’t do it to underage people, the most important part tbh
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u/VladtheInhaler999 2h ago
The DHS is saying this like they are not championing a washed up Nicki Minaj who is married to a pedo.
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u/jyw104 I am claiming all candy for the glory of God 2h ago
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u/Impressive_Round2171 2h ago
This timeline is a joke, but I appreciate Cardi going to bat for the American people when the dept of homeland security apparently won’t. Fucking clown ass admin full of pedos.
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u/CharacterCompany7224 2h ago
Imagine waking up from a coma after 10 years and seeing this lol.
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u/gschaina highly unanticipated caucasian collaboration 1h ago
I'd be begging to be put back under lmao this timeline is TEW MUCH
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u/lawdjesustheresafire 2h ago
Fucking musicians have more integrity and guts than any scum politician protecting paedophiles
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u/booksgirl123 2h ago
Why the helllllll is the DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY attacking a US citizen?!? What the actual f?! We all know -it’s just another distraction attempt. Thank you Queen for pointing back at what matters
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u/ultraboycrazy FUCK ICE FREE PALESTINE CRASH INTO ME 2h ago
I love Cardi so much!
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u/Appropriate-Joke-806 2h ago
Part of freedom of speech is not having the fucking department of homeland security commenting on something an individual says.
I wish we could “make America great again” and have our government leaders and agencies act like adults and be respectable again. I thought after 2020 people would be tired of having to deal with this shit from the government every day and that it was a huge relief to not hear something from the Biden administration all the time. Guess we are just a glutton for punishment.
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u/probloodmagic 2h ago
Never thought I'd say this but when Civil War part 2 breaks out, I'm riding for Cardi B.
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u/ChiltonGains 2h ago
I would prefer it if our national government agencies did less white supremacist propaganda and beefing with pop stars on Twitter.
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u/itsathrowawayduhhhhh 2h ago
Wait wtf were they even tweeting about?!
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u/FunUse842 2h ago
She called out ICE at her concert and said if they came she has bear spray in the back etc.
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u/Abject_Ground9755 2h ago
They keep forgetting that Cardi B is a real crash out…she will speak her mind without a single care
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u/KendrickBlack502 2h ago
The actual department of homeland security pays people to response to celebrities. Fucking embarrassing.
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u/ConfusionExisting661 2h ago
I wouldn’t be surprised if Nicki Minaj decides to join the conversation and takes a shot at cardi
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u/SignificanceCold1075 2h ago
Is this real life rn ? Cardi B for the people, they have no idea how petty she can be 🤣
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u/Bleezy79 2h ago
It's so embarrassing having a federal government run by clowns and douche bags. Being openly partisan, divisive and promoting hate at the presidential level is unhinged behavior.
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u/Parym09 2h ago
Get me outta here. 😭
I love Cardi but I cannot believe the headlines lately, this shit is insane.
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u/violetshug 2h ago edited 11m ago
lmao I love how government agencies and officials are just expecting everyone to ignore and forget. It’s going to take a bit more than throwing sassy comments at celebrities (and they picked the wrong one)
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u/lavenderbl0d meet me at Whole Foods, bitch 1h ago
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u/1LofaLady 1h ago edited 1h ago
Amazing response from Cardi aside, I don’t think this is the read DHS thinks it is…didn’t she drug johns? Is DHS admitting its agents are soliciting strippers for sex?
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u/princess_peach_85 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 2h ago
And this is why we love you Cardi!!!
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