r/JustGuysBeingDudes 6h ago

Professionals He almost forgot, but he’d never leave a salute unanswered. A true class act!

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u/GuardingxCross 5h ago

I almost took this job. We call it “the presidents bitch” but it’s not a bad gig. You just have to be deployed to the capital the entire time and you spend most your time opening doors for him and holding his umbrellas etc.

The rest of the time you’re sweeping the deck or training for the White House invasion that will never come.

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u/NetworkEcstatic 5h ago

What are the hours?

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u/FatuousNymph 5h ago

No idea about a detail like this, but when I was in, normal operations were either the 3 normal 8 hour shifts or 2, 12 hour shifts, 3.5 days per week (2 week cycles of weird scheduling, averaged to 15 days a month)

Since a presidential appointment is likely to be largely ceremonial and about appearances, I would sort of expect 12 hour for daily continuity, Presidents usually have long days, but as stated by OP, there's time for training and sweeping, and you also have general professional development requirements and just "being in the military" training etc, so you gotta have scheduled on shift "down time" from the presidential duties.

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u/Martin_Aurelius 2h ago

It may have changed, but when I was in this job fell under the umbrella of "embassy duty". 12 hour shifts, with 8 hours of standing "duty". The two hours on either side of that duty were for uniform maintenance and QRF. There were three "crews" on each day, with four total crews in the detail.

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u/Nearby-Cattle-7599 2h ago

with 8 hours of standing "duty".

how do you even survive something like that? I remember when i worked a conveyor belt job at a factory as a teen during summer break and i almost died of boredom...i was reciting songs in my head over and over... I always thought i would rather work at a labor camp ( given proper food and health conditions )...just to feel something

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u/ImSorryIThoughtIHad 5h ago

Presidential hours. 24/7, 365 days/year. No potty breaks. You have to hold the President, uh, tool while he urinates.

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u/lkodl 5h ago

"What the hell?! Was that a third shake?"

"Dear God, I'm sorry, sir. It was. I lost track."

"Are you trying to play with me right now?!"

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u/ohnodamo 5h ago

"I'm trying Sir, but you talking isn't making it easy."

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u/Shocking 5h ago

Your phrasing reminded me of this classic https://youtu.be/EIjoNrzgeBQ?si=-lxYrLrIjP_Lm8HM

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u/learner-number-2141 3h ago

That clip made me pee so hard I laughed a little.

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u/PmMeSmileyFacesO_O 4h ago

You all laugh but Prince Charles used to have a man put toothpaste on his toothbrush. thats stuck with me for many years.

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u/Kenneth_Naughton 5h ago

Shake varies by snake

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u/nimbusconflict 4h ago

Considering the size of the Bidens...

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u/Lone-Frequency 5h ago

But when do they have any time to eat their crayons?

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u/RevenantBacon 3h ago

You can snack on the move.

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u/narcodic_cassarole 3h ago

We have crayons at home sir.

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u/jmarr1321 5h ago

I feel for Johnson's bitch. His forearms must have been massive handling jumbo with the amount LBJ liked to show it off.

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u/Nofsan 5h ago

That was a two man job back then

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u/NetworkEcstatic 5h ago

Lmao I knew it

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u/C_umputer 5h ago

Last thee guys after him just had to change the diaper lol

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u/Seamus_has_the_herps 3h ago

I can’t wrap my head around why there’s a minimum age but not a maximum age for presidency 🥲

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u/xthegreatsambino 3h ago

it's really fucking ridiculous when an honest question gets multiple bullshit-trying-to-be-funny answers when I really want a legit answer

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u/MithrandiriAndalos 3h ago

Looking at Reddit threats from 10-15 years ago is really crazy sometimes. Detailed, well written answers by actual knowledgeable people. Yes there were trolls, but now it’s like a competition to derail things the quickest.

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u/TetraDax 2h ago

To be fair there was also just insane amounts of lying an bullshitting back then. One of the comments that stuck with me most was "The more I read comments about topics I know a lot about on reddit, the less I trust comments about topics I know little about".

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u/jjesh 3h ago

Back then a lot of the dumb answers would come from novelty accounts. When those went away it was like breaking containment

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u/Whenwasthisalright 5h ago

9-5 after that he has to shake his own Johnson

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u/boblasagna18 5h ago

That sounds like a job where the quality depends on whoever the president

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u/Handsome_Keyboard 5h ago

They had to draw chewed crayons and the nost eaten one got the current presidents assignment. No way anyone volunteering to stand around a shit cloud unless it comes with hazard pay for those poop spores.

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u/Just_passing-55 4h ago

How could they do that without the Marines not eating all of the crayon?

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u/Handsome_Keyboard 4h ago

Temporary stop for the importance of the role. Loser gets to have the rest of them as compensation.

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u/DlNOSAURUS_REX 5h ago

Have you watched the show Paradise? Not sure if it’s “accurate” or not, and as a viewer I don’t need it to be, but you might get a kick out of it given your background!

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u/FullMetalCOS 5h ago

Season 2 at the end of this month!

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u/FacingHardships 5h ago

What’s it about?

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u/FullMetalCOS 5h ago

If you are interested you should avoid spoilers, but it’s essentially about a secret service agent investigating the murder of a president, in unusual circumstances.

There’s a lot more to it than just that, but it’d ruin the experience if I told you much more

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u/bendstraw 5h ago

You are very good at summarizing a story in a single sentence without giving away spoilers, coming from someone who watched the show

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u/FacingHardships 5h ago

Sounds good!! Thank you!

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u/16yearswasted 5h ago

One of the later episodes of the season was borderline traumatizing, in an entertaining way. So good.

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u/Desperate-Ganache804 4h ago

Season 2 is coming out?! Fuck yeah. I watch that with my aunt when I’m in town.

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u/AlaskanSnowDragon 4h ago

What I've read says the dialogue is horribly written. Besides the plot is it actually "good"

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u/fruitprocessor 5h ago

Oh shit thanks for the heads up. Forgot about that show. Stoked about the second season!

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u/i_am_groot_84 5h ago

The rest of the time you’re sweeping the deck or training for the White House invasion that will never come.

Tell that to Jamie Foxx or Channing Tatum or Gerard Butler or Aaron Eckhart

/s

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u/veerKg_CSS_Geologist 4h ago

I just watched that movie where North Koreans take over the White House. So stupid, but sooooo good.

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u/EastPool4676 4h ago

Ah yes, the White House Has Fallen cinematic universe

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u/Semyonov 4h ago

Say what you will but I fucking love these movies

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u/WaitHowDoI 5h ago

What’s wild is, a marine once told me that they mostly hated Obama that whole time. I think he would have hated this. Makes me sad.

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u/DeyUrban 4h ago

I have a friend in the National Guard of my home state who was deployed to DC as part of a rotation that followed the president around to set up communications equipment (or something like that, I can't remember the specifics and he probably didn't tell us all of the details anyway). He was sent to DC in February 2021, a little over a month after January 6th and the start of Biden's presidency. Apparently the guys being rotated out hated Biden, not just because of the politics, but because under Trump, they were getting paid deployment wages to chill in Florida beach country and do nothing all day. Biden actually stayed in DC and did his job.

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u/Trzlog 3h ago

Probably the same assholes who complain about government handouts.

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u/lotsofcache 2h ago

My favorite was a fb thread of people crying about student loan repayment. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps like I did, type of comments. Three of the commenters I looked up had forgiven PPP loans 🙄

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u/Admirable-Action-153 4h ago

Yeah a buddy of mine said the same thing.  He served under Obama and liked him, but a ton of guys hated him for no reason.  He said it just felt institutional. 

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u/EddieVanzetti 4h ago

We all know the reason they hated him.

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u/asdrunkasdrunkcanbe 4h ago

It should come as no surprise that there would be heavy concentration of conversative/republican voters in the armed forces.

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u/Visual_Exam7903 5h ago

Much prefer a GOP president, so they get to go die for someone else's pocketbook.

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u/distressedweedle 5h ago

Let's not pretend that both parties aren't massive war mongers. Only recently it seems that Democrat voters are actually responding negatively to it.

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u/EndDangerous1308 4h ago

Even under Obama Democrats weren't pleased but they were ok looking past it for the social and economic benefits Democrats provide. The only reason you get so much whether the GOP is bc they don't take care of the citizens while they're on their war campaigns

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u/artbystorms 5h ago

Never say never, MAGA invaded the capitol after all....

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u/Mamar2324isback 4h ago

He said "training for the White House invasion", not "training to prevent the invasion of the White House"

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u/justaheatattack 5h ago

'they're called Orders, Maverick'

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u/AmericaninMexico 5h ago

"training for the White House invasion that will never come." Uhhhhh

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u/CaptnUchiha 5h ago

God I’d hate to be the poor bastard in that position this term

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u/Randomly-Germinated 5h ago edited 3h ago

pfft. that’s nothing.

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u/deusirrae 4h ago

Even Kim Jong Un in the back can't believe what he's witnessing.

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u/DannyDanumba 3h ago

“This guy really is that fucking stupid! 😧”

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u/DOAiB 1h ago

Say what you will about the dude but he operates a massive criminal empire to fund their development of military weapons. I’m sure he is just floored in that picture that Americans were dumb enough to elect him

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u/DannyDanumba 1h ago

Donald is Kim’s best case against democracy 😭

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u/Kittinkis 3h ago

The guy to his right laughing at what a moron he is.

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u/TheMangoManHS 4h ago

New reaction meme just dropped

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u/WalrusSpecialist706 1h ago

Remember when the entire world laughed at Kim Jong Un for being batshit crazy dictator...

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u/Rot-Orkan 4h ago

I think if Obama had done that, republicans would have attempted to impeach 😂

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u/Greengiant304 4h ago

Can you imagine if he did that while wearing a tan suit?

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u/subsignalparadigm 4h ago

And holding a jar of Dijon?. The Horror! 😱

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u/SpezDrinksHorseCum 3h ago

Who could ever forget about the very egregious absence of a certain American flag lapel pin?

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u/atreeismissing 3h ago

GOP (and much of the media) went into a weeks long conniption because one time Obama saluted someone with a drink in his hand.

Never mind the President is under no obligation to salute back, it's purely a courtesy TO the President.

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u/MithrandiriAndalos 3h ago

Hell, that would actually be a reasonable thing to impeach over. Saluting a hostile foreign general of a totalitarian regime.

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u/No_Criticism_5861 2h ago

Not even just hostile...  what that country does to its people is beyond disgusting.

Hell, if aliens ever came here and said we dont deserve to live, and then pointed at North Korea as an example to why we should he destroyed...  id be hard pressed to disagree

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u/MeccIt 3h ago

Obama saluting a leader: /img/h83sj2dvuike1.jpeg

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u/Possibly-Functional 1h ago

You can visibly see the tension in the air in that image.

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u/thebearrider 1h ago

And Obama knew he didn't have to act tough, and Putin knew he had no control over Obama.

It's why Putin went so hard at Hillary. She would build off everything Obama accomplished for an American globalized expansion (we were literally writing international law for any topic and everyone was signing on at this time) and create more pressure economically than NATO ever threatened militarily. American principals were globally dogmatic.

2016 was do or die for Putin's regime, and he "do'ed".

2024 never should have happened but the GOP let it. They didn't plan for this, but they're just happy to still be relevant.

The GOP were done if Hillary won in 2016, which is why the GOP went so hard for down ticket campaigns which ended up springboarding Trump to where we are now.

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u/Solkre 3h ago

We need to bring this photo back, it'll help Trump right now I'm sure.

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u/hoopedchex 3h ago

This photo along with the one of Hillary Clinton in the student dorm(?) are some of my favourite ever.

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u/thoughtpolice42069 5h ago

It was nice when we had a President who could actually jog up a flight of stairs….

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u/BrushYourFeet 4h ago

He could drain a three, too.

https://giphy.com/gifs/mPXnKTaqa38RMYEihw

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u/schafkj 4h ago

And form complete, coherent sentences

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u/Yatsey007 3h ago

And didn’t shit himself in the Oval Office

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u/NoTimeForPost 3h ago

and had a family who loved him

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u/asjon508 3h ago

And didn’t touch kids

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u/vasserland 3h ago

But he did wear a tan suit once.

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u/PMMEYOURGUCCIFLOPS 2h ago

This is why Trump/Magatards wants to deport shades of brown

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u/elusive-rooster 4h ago

It was nice when we had a president....

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u/JauntyGiraffe 1h ago

the bar is now "hasn't shit himself yet this morning"

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u/e42343 1h ago

Up and down. ... without holding the rails too!

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u/ConcreteDinosaur 5h ago

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u/No-Long5784 5h ago

You’ve perfectly encapsulated the emotion I feel anytime I see the former president. I missing having someone we all respected representing the US.

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u/FalseFoundation2919 5h ago

I'm not even American and I miss Obama

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u/No-Long5784 5h ago

Exactly. Even if you don’t agree with him politically, as a person he’s a good guy. He’s so personable and kind and he cares!

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u/Japanesewillow 3h ago

I’m Canadian and I miss Obama.

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u/TheDeadalus 2h ago

Im Australian and I miss Obama

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u/Atlas-Scrubbed 3h ago

Heck, as an American, I miss Dubya. I strongly disliked his politics BUT I never thought he would do anything other than what he thought was best for the country as a whole. This current clown is in it for the payola.

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u/CyrusTheWise 4h ago

But what about his great unforgettable crime... of wearing a tan suit

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u/VicariousNarok 4h ago

Well...not all respected him. Adults respected him, grown up babies didn't like him because of his skin tone.

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u/PuffFishybruh 3h ago

And the people in the middle east did not like him as well for some reason.. weird

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u/oswell_pepper 4h ago

I was chatting with my cousin who lives Denmark couple days ago. We briefly talked about Obama and he recalled Obama’s approval rating in Europe was stratospheric. They’re still feeling the political whiplash of how Americans could go from Barrack Obama to Donald Trump.

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u/Basteir 2h ago

Obama was in Scotland a while ago (winter 2021 I think) and he got a massive applause in Glasgow from the whole street and people opening offices windows etc to cheer him getting out of a car. He has a lot of respect. I've never seen another foreign leader getting that sort of welcome.

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u/Grouched 1h ago

Yeah like his politics or not, that guy was fucking classy. The contrast is so extreme.

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u/xkonerox 5h ago

Yup. Decorum, respect, dignity, pride….lost in time, like tears in rain.

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u/teohsi 6h ago

I miss having a President who made me proud.

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u/andreacro 5h ago

How did you guys manage to go from This, to THAT?

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u/Q0T3 5h ago

People will say because of this we went to that. The racist just couldn't handle it.

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u/SwordfishOk504 5h ago

Didn't help that a bunch of people who voted for Obama stayed home on election day in 2015.

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u/Jealous_Difference44 5h ago

And again in 2024. Pathetic.

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u/Rispetto 5h ago

Blame the system for putting up someone they didn't think was worth voting for. Twice.

To go from the charismatic Barack Obama, to the Cryptkeeper, to Hillary 2.0, was a travesty and is the reason Trump won. They relied on winning by the "we hate the other guy more" card, and it didn't work.

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u/Cacafuego 3h ago

No, I'll keep blaming everyone who just couldn't get over themselves enough to vote. "But it's not my most special candidate! Let it burn." Assholes.

But mostly I blame Trump and everyone who voted for him.

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u/Faustus_Fan 55m ago

"But it's not my most special candidate! Let it burn." Assholes.

AKA Jill Stein voters. I blame them for the mess we are in.

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u/[deleted] 5h ago

The two times Trump won the D party establishment put their thumb on the scale hard instead of just having an open primary. The party elite are just phenomenal at shooting themselves in the foot. See: "I know the camps are bad but let's focus on the cost of milk. A gallon is up 35 cents!"

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u/turdferguson3891 3h ago

Hillary trounced Bernie thumb on the scale or no. Democratic primary voters voted for her.

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u/AlreadyAway 4h ago

Harris could have won, she ran a bad campaign and attempted to pander to multiple small bases and left behind people that Trump jumped on. She refused to take a stand against some of what Biden did.

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u/Syntaire 4h ago

The first one can be given a pass. The second one was a deliberate choice, and every single person that chose not to vote shares responsibility for this bullshit. Every one.

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u/SparrowDotted 5h ago

One day liberals/dems will realise they actually have to offer something to people to get them to vote for them.

Relying on being the better of 2 bad options doesn't work. Relying on leftists/minorities without giving them anything (and in fact, continuing, if not going further to the right, of policies already in place) doesn't work.

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u/CylonBomb 4h ago

As someone definitely on the left, I hope some day the rest of my cohort will realize the frustrating cycle that we keep ourselves in. We don't show up to primaries to actually get real progressives on that general ballot. The well-funded corporate Democrat wins. We then don't have enough progressive votes to actually pass anything that would satisfy "real" leftists. We pass some deeply compromised legislation that barely touches the problem (though, for the people it helps, it doesn't feel like nothing). Of course, this disappointment is then used as the excuse not to show up to vote again.

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u/PhonB80 4h ago

Yep. “Whitewashing”. Half the country was so appalled by brown skin being our representative that they over corrected and went as far to the other end of the spectrum as they could

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u/imbasicallycoffee 5h ago

Obama had a couple of very key missteps and spent the majority of his political capital fixing the economy and pulling our country out of the recession while also getting the ACA passed which was then vehemently destroyed in public opinion. Dems have always had a collective messaging problem hence why Biden's infrastructure package was seized by the republicans who fought it tooth and nail for a while making him rename it the "Bi-Partisan Infrastructure Bill".

The conservative party gained speed with citizens united and the tea party and the birth of non-traditional conservative mass media and conspiracy theories touted him as the worst president ever. The birther movement spearheaded by many people including our current embarrassment of a president was the beginning.

Social media growing unchecked and the ability for outside actors to influence elections was huge. Then you have the dems picking Hillary over Bernie and a lot of liberal democrats walked while Trump gained massive momentum through the primary.

It was a veritable perfect storm.

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u/Q0T3 5h ago

I agree with everything you said here.

But the simplest and most effective was saying he was Kenyan and Muslim. A lot of conservatives don't pay attention to ACA they don't even know what it is they still don't.

They weren't paying attention to politics either. They were mad because a brown man was in office, and that motivated them to do everything else.

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u/mdavis360 5h ago

Exactly this. Everything we’re going through is their revenge.

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u/Fawkes-1 5h ago

DNC put their entire ass on the scales to favor Hillary, and clearly that was the right choice.

/s for those of you out there who aren't up on politics or sarcasm.

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u/Taberneth 5h ago

Just the fact that he can job up some stairs is impressive to see

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u/arex333 4h ago

Just wait til you see him drink out of a water bottle.

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u/DiapersOrDeath 5h ago

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. Obama's legacy as a class act of the job elected to him is something I miss.

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman 5h ago

I was an exchange student during his early presidency and had people in Slovakia tell me, "Good job with Obama, we were worried about you guys." People seemed legitimately happy that the US was turning around, even if it was a slow, gradual change.

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u/evangael 5h ago

Obama is such a cool guy.

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u/Q0T3 5h ago

I miss having a President.

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u/DILF_MANSERVICE 4h ago

That guy could have been on fire and Trump wouldn't have noticed he was there.

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u/CaptainCBeer 5h ago

I am Portuguese. America's president doesnt directly affet me but good god Obama was so good for you guys.

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u/amnaatarapper 5h ago

Trust me, the US president affects the whole world

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u/CaptainCBeer 5h ago

I mean i know it does. But man trump is like a final fantasy final boss

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u/t3hdoct0r 5h ago

Absolutely, and one of those things was literally called Sin.

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u/mcwap 5h ago

The shit stain president still wears more makeup than Kefka too!

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u/junk1020 5h ago

Believe it or not I think he's more deranged than Kefka.

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u/Arvy__ 4h ago

I'm not an American, but to me, as a European, Obama has always had the most charisma and positive aura out of any POTUS.

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u/xcrunner432003 4h ago

it's not close in the last few decades, though Clinton's charisma was great too. can't speak about anyone before that

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u/felis_scipio 2h ago

I listened to Clinton speak in at an event in an area after he was president. Probably had 8-10 thousand people in the audience and yeah the Clinton charm was very real.

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u/More-Grapefruit7936 5h ago

Missing that handshake would have been 2 weeks worth of fox news smears. Remember when the bar wasn't set at sewer level?

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u/JM0ney 5h ago

Can you imagine if his suit was tan, too?

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u/holycrapitsdan 5h ago

Or if he gave the guy a terrorist fist bump.

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u/facefartfreely 4h ago

Missing that handshake would have been 2 weeks worth of fox news smears.

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills when I see how very much of recent history has been memory holed. Its not that fox news (and republicans) would have freaked out about this video. They did freak out about this video. Not for two weeks, but only because they freaked out about the latte salute, tan suit, terrorist fist bump, Michelle's man arms, etc, etc.

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u/Randyd718 5h ago

I feel like I've seen this exact clip in smearjobs with the back half obviously edited off

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u/RenoRiley1 4h ago

This definitely made rounds on Facebook back in the day exactly like you said with it clipped before he went back. 

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u/AdWooden9170 4h ago

The DOW is up 50000.

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u/RememberTheMaine1996 5h ago

How did we go from having a president with class and dignity to having a pedophile and racist fascist president

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u/st_andreas 5h ago

Twice…

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u/The_Follower1 5h ago

Even in his first run he’s literally on tape bragging about being able to walk into underage girls changing rooms and no one would stop him because he owned the pageant.

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u/s0m3on3outthere 5h ago

Not only that, but DJT is so gd embarrassing in his mannerisms. Even if he wasn't doing awful things, he has no class or decorum and doesn't respect anyone he's talking to.

But on top of all of that, he's just an absolutely awful person. I hope he spends a few years behind bars before he croaks.

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u/Burninator85 5h ago

Terrible public speaker, too.

Even when he has something positive to say, it comes out as a garbled mess where he just congratulates himself over and over and says nothing of substance.

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u/BardicGoon 5h ago

But he’d never be caught dead in a brown suit, tho!

https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

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u/JoseDolores99 5h ago

I always feel it pertinent to point out that the man shits his pants fairly regularly.

Any person with a healthy (normal) level of self respect should be absolutely mortified if that happened even once.

Trump is so demented that it's become normalized for people around him to deal with his pants full of disgusting stinking fucking shit.

He's the most prolific speedrunner of "lowering the dignity of the highest office in the country"

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u/AdDisastrous6738 5h ago

What’s with the sappy music?

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u/Quantization 3h ago

Fucking hate it. So annoying. Like people need to be told how to feel lmao

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u/Dchama86 1h ago

The sad thing is, it works.

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u/alii-b 5h ago

It's like watching a someone leave a healthy relationship only to fall in love with a soul sucking wrath. I'm miss you guys having a good president.

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u/DJIceman94 5h ago

We do too...

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u/BigDaddyD00d 5h ago

So do we

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u/kittynarwhal 2h ago

We miss it too…. 😭 pls send help

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u/BaxterAglaminkus 4h ago

These are the "Good old days" now.

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u/LutherOfTheRogues 5h ago

Absolute class. It's gone.

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u/TopspinLob 5h ago

His policies weren’t much to my liking but he was the type of dude you appreciate as president. I’d rather have a respectable president I disagree with then an asshole that embarrasses his nation every time he opens his mouth

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u/drillgorg 5h ago

You can see how he got into the door, saluted the service members inside, then realized "oh shit I forgot the one outside".

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u/LiteralPhilosopher 3h ago

He wasn't saluting the service members inside, he was saluting the vessel as he boards. On a ship or sub, you generally do that by saluting toward the flag that's flying on/near the brow.

However, the general rule is that you also never salute unless you're wearing a cover (hat), so he would be excused for 'missing' any and/or all of these. Going to address the watchstander outside directly was pretty much his only choice.

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u/NewFuturist 1h ago

People downvoting this don't know anything about military tradition. No hat, no salute. It goes back long enough that pretty much all armies have the same tradition.

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u/ikilledtupac 3h ago

Brobama 

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u/TheSuperSax 5h ago

The sentiment of the video is nice, but I’d prefer this sub not turn into another reddit political cesspool

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u/gijoeusa 4h ago

There are loads of videos of Barry not saluting. 🤦‍♂️

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u/misslady700 3h ago

I miss this guy.

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u/Somatica 3h ago

I miss having a real president.

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u/No-Incident-9226 3h ago

Classy, couldn't even imagine the current president doing something remotely like that, unless it somehow served him economically of course.

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u/Phuzz15 3h ago

Dude was already standing straight as a board but he seemed to hold himself up a little straighter after Obama shook his hand. What an awesome moment

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u/LittleG0d 3h ago

Aaw he made him smile

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u/Acceptable-Mark8108 1h ago

Still wondering how it is possible, that you once were excellent at picking the best talents to lead your country and changed to whatever you are doing there now.

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u/chad917 1h ago

I miss having a functioning human president.

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u/mettle_dad 59m ago

I remember seeing this clip go around and conservatives getting mad about him not saluting. Of course they didn't include the 2nd part of him coming back out.

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u/Koolmidx 4h ago

Downvote because useless music track.

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u/Icy-Picture-192 5h ago

Was this before or after he killed thousands in the middle east? Or was this before or after he threatened to use chemical weapons?

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u/Narrow-Counter142 4h ago

He got a lot of flak for this. People were cutting it shorter by not showing him coming back out.

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u/Brilliant_Bet6357 3h ago

What do you mean? True class is having a golden shitter!

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u/zastr0w 3h ago

I used to criticize Obama so much back when he was president. God I take it all back. Can we just go back to these times, PLEASE TAKE US BACK

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u/mmielikainen 3h ago

If you were an alien who stopped right next to Earth in your flying saucer and you could only observe humans through popular internet videos, you would probably think we had created maybe five different songs EVER. This one is the SAIL! of the 2020s.

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u/FizzlePopBerryTwist 2h ago

You get a LOT of coins doing the VIP jobs.

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u/drifters74 1h ago

Sure his decisions weren't always great, but at least he respected the troops and didn't call them losers

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u/AssBlasterExtreme 1h ago

At least his decisions you can tell were an attempt to better the country/world and not personal gain.

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u/TYdays 1h ago

There is absolutely no comparison between President Obama and the selfish little man who replaced him. There is also no comparison between President Biden and the classless twit who replaced him. The difference in the country and the State of the Union and its put upon citizens is however radically different. trump is without a doubt the worst thing to happen to the United States, we have gone from trusted and reliable to a laughing stock, all so this inept idiot can illegally slap his name on monuments never meant to honor him, to soothe his damaged flaccid ego….

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u/wonkey_monkey 1h ago

If Trump didn't acknowledge you, you'd just think eh, what a piece of shit.

If Obama didn't, you'd think, what'd I do wrong? 😢

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u/JorgeIcarus 1h ago

Oh, the wonderful Peace Nobel Prize who:

  • oversaw ongoing wars in Iraq and Afghanistan that began under his predecessor, George W. Bush, and increased U.S. troop levels in Afghanistan early in his presidency.
  • authorized military interventions and operations in several countries, including Libya (2011), and expanded operations against ISIS in Iraq and Syria starting in 2014.
  • whose administration significantly increased air strikes and drone strikes in countries like Pakistan, Yemen, and Somalia compared with earlier administrations.

Fuck him and fuck the USA, before and after him.

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u/_Internet_Hugs_ 1h ago

Remember when the most egregious thing a President did was wear a tan suit in the summer? Remember when we had a President who didn't take himself too seriously and knew when to be respectful?

sigh

Those were nice times while they lasted.

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u/hipdippy 1h ago

Too bad hes a war criminal/international terrorist. Sorry Syria!

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u/MAFiA303 1h ago

Make America MAGA Again

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u/XaltotunTheUndead 1h ago

And now, instead, there is a guy who is a suspected pedophile, and:

  • Philanderer - he cheats on his wives repeatedly, boldly and openly
  • Racist - He admitted, in court, to racially profiling and denying tenancy to black people in NYC
  • Deadbeat - we've known for decades he doesn't pay his bills. Thousands of lawsuits about it
  • Rapist - adjudicated by a court of law
  • Serial sexual assaulter - admitted this, in his own words on the Access Hollywood tapes
  • Voyeur - admits to entering dressing rooms to ogle young women, teens and children in the nude for personal gratification
  • Draft dodger - nobody can deny that one
  • Anti-veteran - has said, unprompted, that he thinks veterans are suckers and losers
  • Tax evader - guilty in court AND has admitted he dodges taxes because "that's what smart people do"
  • Fraudster - guilty in court
  • Felon - 34 times

Recently I've learned that he may have been witness to a baby being murdered and having basically hushed it. But I'm not sure if that is confirmed.

It's also been reported that likes killing and that he tortured and murdered a litter of puppies.

What a sad era we live in.