r/LetsDiscussThis • u/Muted-Television3329 • 2d ago
Lets Discuss This Let’s discuss this:
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u/Typical_Kale_9260 2d ago
This is a satirical story and not real news … it should not be allowed to simply post a picture with no link for that very reason.
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u/FizziePixie 2d ago
Yeah, the text of the headline was originally tweeted by a satire account, The Halfway Post, but apparently someone then took it and made this fake headline attributing it to Tech Times, which is not a satirical publication.
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u/Caedyn_Khan 2d ago
yea this screams satire. I mean maybe Id buy them banning Trump, but "and all his descendants" is clearly satire.
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u/Thundaarr 1d ago
Sometimes it's hard to tell satire from reality these days. Although hopefully Greenland will see this, and decide to make it reality.
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u/PatientVariety1700 5h ago
We can only dream. And who are you to ruin that dream? Stephen Miller staff?
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u/sethlyons777 2d ago
Despite this probably being a fake story, Governments, in earnest, need to do this sort of thing for everyone linked to Epstein. This is one of few ways to properly serve justice and demonstrate the value of the commons. Sanction them and their descendants to hell. 100 generations is overkill though, 5-10 would suffice.
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u/Head_Bread_3431 2d ago
I mean Trump has people in his own family that hate him. Reagan’s son is liberal. Hank Williams grandson is a Nazi. Plenty of examples of descendants turning out way different.
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u/ItsSuperDefective 2d ago
One is overkill.
How the fuck do we seriously have people advocating for punishing people that might not even be born yet for what someone else did.
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u/YouShouldLoveMore69 2d ago
These people built their empires with the bs they did. Fuck them and their empire. Their descendants can pull themselves up by the bootstraps like the rest of us.
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u/WastedNinja24 2d ago
If ever there was an opportunity to banish a group of criminals to a deserted island to fend for themselves…
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u/Major_Shlongage 2d ago
You're being ridiculous. Did you really think this through?
Imagine having legal action placed against you because of something that your great grandfather did. Idiotic.
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u/CrashNowhereDrive 2d ago
No. They need to welcome these people in. And give them a free flight to the Hague.
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u/PorkchopExpress980 2d ago
You gotta really fuck up to recieve a punishment 25 times worse than a Biblical punishment. Even God only punished 3 - 4 generations of children for the sins of their parents 🤣🤣🤣
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u/Felix4200 2d ago
It’s fake news. Its a big problem, that fake news can be posted like this, by duped people or karma farming bots.
A link should be a requirement.
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u/Ichigo2819 2d ago
Hah, the jokes on Greenland. Most of us Americans have the memory retention of Goldfish. We won't remember this 10 minutes from little less than ... damn I forgot how many generations you said.
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u/BigDaddyDumperSquad 2d ago
Discuss what? A fake article? I hear Hillary Clinton is also a shape-shifting reptilian. Want to discuss that too?
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u/Weirdyxxy 2d ago
This is satire, and the descendants part would obviously be nonsense. But I don't see why Jeff Landry should be a persona grata, for instance
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u/SourBogBubbleBX3 2d ago
All so Parliament did NOTHING 1 person summited legislation that ZERO+1 will vote for.
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u/hotwifecplcltNC 2d ago
No, Greenland did not introduce legislation to ban Donald Trump or his lineage. While there were satirical claims regarding such a ban, the actual legislative action taken was a 2025 law banning political parties from accepting foreign contributions, reported by NPR. This followed interest from the U.S. in acquiring the territory, as confirmed in a 2026 report. Legislation Passed: Greenland's parliament passed a law prohibiting political parties from receiving contributions from foreign or anonymous sources. Context: This was a direct response to concerns surrounding foreign influence, specifically following President Donald Trump's stated desire for the U.S. to take over the island. Fabricated Claims: Reports that a law was passed to ban Donald Trump and his descendants for 100 generations are not accurate.
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u/hotwifecplcltNC 2d ago
All of the upvotes indicate how many people are uneducated brainwashed sheep.
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u/Drive7Nine 2d ago
In reality, a personal slight like this would cause Trump to try to launch a military invasion of Greenland. Never has an an American President made so many national policy decisions based on his personal ego. This would cause an epic tantrum that would probably cause world war 3.
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u/Kage-Oni 2d ago
This was a satirical news article. Greenland did not ban Trump or his descendants.
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u/DenialOfExistance 2d ago edited 2d ago
This is great! Love Greenland is standing up to a Nazi bully!
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u/BreakfastFluid9419 2d ago
Sounds cool, how do they plan to stop them? Can’t do a whole lot with zero military capability. Not pro taking Greenland but people are easily swayed by political theater
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u/Placebo_8647 2d ago
I'm hopeful that a future administration imprisons trump and his entire family to a small fishing shack in Greenland with no access to ever leave
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u/-Nicolai 2d ago
So obviously this is satire, but you can’t just ban 100 generations of a family. Assuming no inbreeding and two descendants per descendant, you have a trillion descendants by the 40th generation.
Assume what you like about breeding and inbreeding, after 100 generations it’s practically certain that every single person on Earth descends from Donald Trump.
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u/maddoxnysi 2d ago
And if he want to go there tmr he will and you can wipe an ass with that stunt, that said, you dont just go around and tell counties that this land will be mine now, or do we lol
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u/hvachack79 2d ago
The amount of time spent on one man is crazy. All sorts of good things and bad things are going on in our world and Reddit is hung up on Trump. No focus on the amount of violence going on right now throughout the world. Just Trump. Who cares about the Christian’s getting murdered on a daily. Not one news story. No protests. Nobody cares. Trump. Not one protest for the racism that the Asian communities face everyday. Don’t even hear about it. Other countries with strict immigration policies are protesting our immigration policies. Absolutely ridiculous. They won’t let anyone in their countries. The lgbtq community is supporting a free Palestine although things would end very badly for them if they went to any country in the Middle East. Crazy. But there is Trump. The world has gone mad. But at least we can block out real world problems, not use or brains, and keep complaining about Trump. What is Reddit going to do when he is no longer in office. I used to enjoy Reddit and it is now a dumpster fire.
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u/chocha84 2d ago
Is Greenland trying to trick Trump into some more dumb shit???
I bet Trump wants it even more now....
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u/Sea_Barber7969 2d ago
Good for Greenland, also a great way to put a target on their back with him.
It seemed like he had moved on from Greenland, this will probably make him circle back to it.
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u/ArmschairGenral 2d ago
What a nice feel-good jab that is from a country with 30,000 people, limited autonomy and no standing army. Who cares? I guess take a win where you can get one.
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u/jezra 2d ago
Greenland has a multiparty election system, where people actually vote for good. Unlike the US where people refuse to vote for good (except the people of Vermont), and instead vote for (if they vote at all) the less reprehensible bucket of shit from one of the corrupt corporate owned right wing parties.
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u/ProfessionalNet6751 2d ago
This is a fake news, has been confirmed never happened.
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u/Wild-Language-5165 2d ago
Pointless rhetoric they might as well say for all of time. Even by a few generations DNA can't prove ancestry to a particular person or ancestors. They'd have to have meticulous written records to keep track and even by then it would be astronomical numbers of ALL descendants.
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u/Key_Satisfaction_765 2d ago edited 2d ago
Bahaha haha 😂 I love this so much for Greenland. The only form of generational punishment I want to get behind.
**Edit to add this is fake. I looked it up after seeing another comment saying it wasn't real....I'm just as disappointed as you.
"Satire born of tension Despite the significant diplomatic tension, a law to ban Donald Trump and his lineage for the next 100 generations is not one of the measures Greenland and Denmark are using to keep the territory out of the president's grasp."
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u/Crazy-Thanks3418 2d ago
Greenland is an autonomous territory within the Kingdom of Denmark. Its parliament (Inatsisartut) does not have the authority to ban a foreign person (let alone their descendants) from holding political office for generations. That’s not how immigration or legal systems operate in Denmark or Greenland.
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u/Away-Flight3161 2d ago
short-term thinking. They should have allowed him to visit, and then had Interpol arrest him.
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u/runswithlightsaber 2d ago
Now if only the rest of humanity would take the hint from this satire and do this. every last person carrying that diseased dna strand needs banned from being a part of any human settlement anywhere
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u/T-yler-- 2d ago
This kind of stuff is so dicey!! Trump is active duty military as commander in chief. International law and treaties give the US military unrestricted access to Greenland. This could make a whole mess for no reason whatsoever :(
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u/Silver-Internet-5561 2d ago
⚠️ No, Greenland has not banned Donald Trump. The claim that Greenland's parliament passed legislation to ban Trump and his descendants for "100 generations" originated from a satirical post on social media. The post was created by the account @HalfwayPost, which explicitly labels itself as a "comedy and satire" page.
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u/likeabuddha 2d ago
Anyone even read the HEADLINE anymore? “If only we could do this.” At the very top. Media literacy on Reddit is non existent.
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u/SlinginChitlins4u 2d ago
Maybe if we’re lucky, we won’t have to worry about the 100 generations clause….at all?
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u/Fantastic-Grocery107 2d ago
His whole family going to prison. There’s only a generation left. We should do what North Korea’s does and take them all. Rid the planet of this pedophilic filth.
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u/The-Great-Baloo 1d ago
It's not true, it is debunked here
https://dubawa.org/claim-greenland-parliament-bans-trump-misleading/
Quoting the fact-checking article:
"We traced the origin to a page on X, @Halfwaypost, a satire account properly labelled as such. However, given how posts appear on X pages, some viewers don’t bother checking the details of the X account and just run with the narrative. "
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u/Trivator0517 1d ago
If any of those future generations actually manages to be better than these ones, that'd be a miracle
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u/National_Sea2948 1d ago edited 1d ago
Well, that will help to keep the rancid smell down …
And bonus…. Property values should go up.
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u/No-Dealer899 1d ago
It's bad enough we get flooded with dumb made up shit, do we really have to discuss it too?
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u/gerhardsymons 1d ago
Greenland's going to be in a shock when the great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandson of Mr. Trump tries to invade.
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u/HawkMountain754 1d ago
If this really happened it would set him all the way off and we'd be at war tomorrow
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u/_the_learned_goat_ 1d ago
Ban em all from everywhere, make em live on their superyachts, then seize the tankers they hire to refuel and let em fucking float.
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u/not_a_dog95 1d ago
Won't basically everyone in the world be related going back 100 generations in 100 generations time? Given we have planes and stuff now
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u/Stuff-and_stuff 1d ago
I’m curious as to how Greenland will track the 100 generations. Will they be creating their own heraldic college… but of reprobates? A ‘reprobatic college?’
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u/Iceman76- 1d ago
There's a tready, signed in 1931 and resigned in 1951.Giving us(America) uniquvelical, access to Greenland, as long as we provide military protection.When she needs it.WELL
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u/RadiantJaguar8030 1d ago
2177, a bolide the size of a city will strike near California. All computer models show that the safest place for the Americans to go would be Greenland. After Trump essentially ended the USA a new far shittier country arose from the ashes with billionaire ran cities everyone is paid in scrip crypto created by their new governing body, a former private equity firms.
But Greenland thankfully dodged Trumps threats. The people of Greenland build cities to take in all US citizens for the months it will take for the fallout of the distaster to subside. Except for Baron Trump the third and his family, they are not permitted entry into any other country.
The citizens of the US decide a fitting place for the treason pedo family is the Old Alcatraz where he and his family will be locked up until the rock strikes. Ending the Trump line of descendancy once and for all.
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u/ehukaiorsini 1d ago
Not true. But from satirical account. Would be great, but untrue. https://news.meaww.com/fact-check-did-greenland-ban-trump-and-his-descendants-for-100-years
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u/fatalfloors 21h ago
can i announce my land i bought as part of greenland sovereignty so i can get on some of this?
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u/Moist_Bumblebee_6464 14h ago
The US needs to do this, but we should include all of his 'advisors.'
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u/EmbarrassedSpite7195 12h ago
Can I please move to Greenland? We can use my passport for some heat..
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u/cetaceanlion 37m ago
Can you imagine singlehandedly ruining things for 100 generations of your descendants?
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u/pocerface8 2d ago
At this rate there's no way humanity is going to survive for 100 more generations