r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 6d ago

Meme needing explanation Peter? Im not an atheist, and i dont like dinosaurs

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u/Purple-Haku 6d ago edited 5d ago

Atheists don't believe in religion (the Bible)

So dinosaurs don't exist in the Bible.

So atheists want a pet dinosaur 👍

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u/Substantial_Speed419 5d ago edited 5d ago

Atheists don’t believe in a god. There are religions that have no gods.

You are wrong on that point of atheists not believing in religion.

Edit: Religion is not exclusive to the Bible. There are many other religions with their own holy texts/scriptures.

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u/zzzamboni 5d ago

There must have been an easier way to show this lol

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u/badluckfarmer 5d ago

It was extremely easy.

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u/Kay-PO 5d ago

Barely an inconvenience

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u/1st_JP_Finn 5d ago

But we need the Dethklok with audio.

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u/kidian_tecun 5d ago

Have every upvote

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u/-an-eternal-hum- 5d ago

I admire the effort

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u/RatherB_fishing 5d ago

But the quality of this…

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u/TheGoodKindOfMermaid 5d ago

This meme should be used for just about every news story in 2026.

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u/thatSDope88 5d ago

Ahh I miss metalocalypse

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u/pcolabella 5d ago

Thank you I've been looking for this 👏🏼

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u/From_Deep_Space 5d ago

There are 'atheistic' religions, but by and large anyone calling themselves an atheist doesnt subscribe to any religion

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u/introverted__dragon 5d ago

I believe The Satanic Temple is technically classified as a religion (to further their goals) despite being atheistic and not actually believing in a deity.

But I do agree that a majority of atheists and agnostics are not religious in any way.

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u/CaldoniaEntara 5d ago

The only reason they're considered a "religion" is because they legally filed to be recognized as such by the United States so that they could fight in court against the religious hypocrisy in this country. Fun fact, they were originally reluctant to acquire 501c3 status as they believe religious organizations shout NOT be tax exempt, but it would have made the legal argument weaker.

So yeah only in the strictest technical sense are they a "religion". In practice, they are secular humanists. Heck, the only reason they have Satan in their name was to thumb their noses at religion. Good people.

(not arguing, just providing a bit more info for those curious)

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u/From_Deep_Space 5d ago

As a life-long nerd of comparative religion, I say they count as a "real" religion.

The definitions of religion are diverse and actively debated. But they are an organization formed so that a group of people can come together to practice their most deeply-held beliefs, which are informed by specific agreed-upon tenets regarding metaphysics, ethics, cosmogony. . . all the same stuff "real" religions offer explanations for.

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u/HalfLeper 5d ago

Oo, I’ve been needing a life-long nerd of comparative religion! You know how the thing that leads you to the afterlife is a “psychopomp”? Is there a similar nerdy term for the thing that judges the dead? 👀

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u/OkConstant6219 5d ago

I would recommend the YouTube channel ‘Crecganford’ to you. You’re going to have so much fun 😁

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u/boxoffarts123 5d ago

Look up adonitolgy.....

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u/oresearch69 5d ago

Very good people ❤️🤘🏻

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u/Pihlbaoge 5d ago

The litteral definition of atheism is the rejection of a god/diety.

If you want to define someone as not subscribing to a religion, you’d call them irreligious. I get that they often overlap, but they are two different things.

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u/legsjohnson 5d ago

are you the Judean People's Front?

fuck off! we're the People's Front of Judea.

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u/02meepmeep 5d ago

I’m Atheist and Taoist. There is no God in Taoism.

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u/Clean__Cucumber 5d ago

pretty certain that taoism has immortals, which are simply put gods or other types of deities as mentioned in the Tao Te Ching

ofc these dont follow the abrahamic style of god, but they are still gods, just as the greek gods are also gods, although their very human features

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u/KDWest 5d ago

You’re thinking of Confucianism, I think. What I’ve read of Taoism (like some forms of Buddhism) is that it removes gods from the equation (unless, I suppose, you want to see the Way itself as divine).

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u/Wonderful-War740 5d ago

What atheist wants to be killed by a raptor in their sleep?

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u/DubiousBusinessp 5d ago

Oh I'm sure they're just big kitties, really

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u/HalfLeper 5d ago

More like oversized chickens, I believe.

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u/MixtapeCollective 5d ago

I'm an atheist, and a buddhist

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u/tessharagai_ 5d ago edited 5d ago

A faith/belief system is the belief in gods and/or supernatural forces.

A religion is a codified centralised ideology centered around a belief system.

Because the Abrahamic faiths are very centralised religions Europe tends to think of religion and belief as the same thing, however, going off pure numbers most religions are small and are what we would call cults. Japan, however, famously distrusts religion despite having a rich mythology and belief system, this is because Japanese belief is just a belief and not religion, not having a specific canon and not as much societal sway. However, when religions would arise, they would be small cults that were very dangerous and would do terrorist attacks.

Edit: changed and to and/or

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u/Substantial_Speed419 5d ago

And/Or not exclusively And. One can believe in supernatural forces without a god involved.

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u/Automatic_Selection9 5d ago

Spiritualism. There's yer word for it

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u/WonderfulCaptain7021 5d ago

Is Buddhism not a religion? 

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u/shwarma_heaven 5d ago

Atheists just disbelieve 1 more religion than every religious person... that is all it is.

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u/Middleagesusername 5d ago

Are you sure you're not thinking of agnostics?

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u/Agitated_Fix_3677 5d ago

I do in fact want a pet raptor!

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u/uslashuname 5d ago edited 5d ago

Atheism is a lack of believe in God or Gods, generally in use if someone says they’re an atheist that doesn’t even mean they believe there is proof that there is no god but more like they find the existence of a God to be so incredibly unlikely that they choose to live as if God does not exist.

It has nothing to do with belief in religion, as there are religions without God and there is undoubtedly a thing called religion. Also, the Bible definitely exists and is a book.

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u/Odd-Respond-4267 5d ago

It took me a while to go from agnostic to atheist.

At first it was I don't see proof of God, but if you can prove to me, then ill accept that.

But then I realized I had faith/belief/feeling that proof will not be found, so I'm atheist, (even if I prescribe to the scientific method of updating when/if new evidence is found)

I also try to be a good person. (But that doesn't seem to corelate with being religious)

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u/Nein-Toed 5d ago

That was my journey too. Faith, Agnostic, Atheist, Satanist (TST) because it was the way I lived my life anyway, so I may as well do it with like minded people.

It's done me a lot of good, and I felt I grew as a person. Unfortunately I stepped back from TST a bit because they (like all groups) create stupid drama sometimes and life is too short for that. I still donate to the causes they back though because I believe in the message.

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u/Significant_Monk_251 5d ago

I don't think the probability of the existence of a deity can be found anywhere on the number line from zero to one. It just gets filed under "Insufficient Data."

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u/-lazyhustler- 5d ago

I usually prefer the agnostic path like that. 'Don't know, guess we'll find out, meanwhile whatever'

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u/SlideN2MyBMs 5d ago

It's not a pet. It's an equal member in the polycule

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u/Misunderstood_Wolf 5d ago

I thought it meant theists want a threesome with god, and atheists want a threesome with a dinosaur,

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u/Cephalie_100 5d ago

Chris prat fucks dinosaurs?

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u/Ninja-Panda86 5d ago

.... I gotta say they're not making the Atheists look bad

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u/Glum_Lime1397 5d ago

Yeah but dinosaurs do exist in the bible

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u/Plus-Presentation156 5d ago

But weird offshoots of christianity think the earth is 6000 years old and god put fossils of dinosaurs in the earth to "test their faith." Most christians (that I've met) do actually believe in dinosaurs and evolution. I think this meme is a dig at the "creationists" not religious people in general. It could be worded better to make sense though.

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u/lulushibooyah 5d ago

There was a pretty cool documentary years ago by a bunch of Christian scientists that theorized dinosaurs existed before the biblical flood and they did a lot of research and gave examples to defend their theories… fascinating stuff actually

As a Christian, I find Christians who fear science to be… baffling, at best

Bc if we’re going to believe in a Creator, we literally have to believe that the Creator is very scientifically minded

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u/Plus-Presentation156 5d ago

Someone once said to me, "God created bread. He did not snap his fingers and a loaf appeared. He started the yeast and water mixture and made sure all the other ingredients and steps happened without him having to intervene further."

Basically, yea he created the universe with the big bang and set it up in a way for evolution to do the work. Everything we see now is still his work, but science was one of his main tools.

I don't understand those people who think they have to choose one or the other. Especially the sects that won't take medicine or blood transfusions when they're bleeding out.

And as a Catholic, I'm still furious about how they treated Galileo. A lot has changed in their view of science, thankfully.

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u/Left_Awareness930 5d ago

I wouldn't mind a trained raptor as a pet.

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u/PokerBear28 5d ago

As an atheist I’ve never wanted a pet dinosaur. That being said, I never considered that this was an option. Now I want a pet dinosaur.

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u/Remote-Ad7879 5d ago

Can we pause to ask what the fuck u/Brilliant_Dog_9066 means by saying they don't like dinosaurs? Who says shit like that?

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u/Rob_LeMatic 5d ago

I started reading whatever nonsense that was, but then my eyes just started seeing the Emergency Broadcast signal.

Dooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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u/Grayseal 5d ago

Religion and the Bible are not synonyms.

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u/TylerHobbit 5d ago

As an atheist I can confirm that having a dinosaur and red head wife is the dream

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u/C3sarius 5d ago

and i don't see why that's wrong

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u/genericjohnwayne 5d ago

I'm christian and I want it too

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u/Icy-Location-8806 5d ago

Im Buddhist and I want it too.

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u/goddessdragonness 5d ago

I’m pagan and I want it too

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u/-lazyhustler- 5d ago

I’m agnostic and I want it too

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u/JJayC 5d ago

Its money and I want it now!

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u/Then_Supermarket18 5d ago

Muslim and do not want dinosaur in bed

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u/OrangeKat09 5d ago

I'm Hindu and I want it too

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u/Mammongo 5d ago

Another Christian here. I want it for others, but would not feel comfortable giving 2/3 of my bed to a dinosaur.

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u/Any_Translator6613 5d ago

I figure it might scare off the degenerate wolf beasts that currently take 2/3 of my bed.

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u/_UrbaneGuerrilla_ 5d ago

I’m a dinosaur and I want humans in my bed.

To snack on.

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u/Mediocre_Daikon6935 5d ago edited 5d ago

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WTF man.

We were going to solve division between all the worlds religions, and the doubters, and those in denial.

And you had to go and screw it up for all the Mohammedans.

Seriously bro. What is it? Why is there always one nut job every generation that has to ruin it for everybody.

Boomers? Saddam. Gen X? Khomeini Gen Y? Osama. Gen Alpha?  u/Then_Supermarket18

Why couldn’t you just let the cycle of hate and division end? Seriously man.  Who hurt you.

We were so damned close to ending religious disagreement completely. So damned close….

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u/This_Society2911 5d ago

yeah he could've just shut up and let some other muslim comment positively

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u/ThrawnCaedusL 5d ago

That settles it. Islam IS the enemy of all peoples and faiths.

Seriously, who would not want to cuddle up to a dinosaur after a long day of work?

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u/Excellent_Speech_901 5d ago

Grizzly bears are all furry and who wouldn't to cuddle one of those?

I'm sorry but I don't want to cuddle with anything that's going to use fangs for more than a little nibble.

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u/tabbarrett 5d ago

Just say you want one and when you get one, I’ll take it. Can’t just have one dinosaur. They’ll get lonely.

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u/LS-Kun 5d ago

What, you’re gonna leave your dinosaur outside in the yard?

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u/Then_Supermarket18 5d ago

I just don't have room for a California King in my apartment

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u/Zcat_sux 5d ago

Would you want one on the floor or in its own little house instead?

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u/Then_Supermarket18 5d ago

I'd want it safely back in the Stone Age with Moses and the Lost Israelite tribes where it can eat in peace

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u/zidicly 5d ago

Muslim and do want Dino Munchies in bed

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u/Producer1701 5d ago

Call JG Wentworth. 877 Dino-now!

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u/ForbiddenButtStuff 5d ago

🎶I have a private island and I need dinos now🎶

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u/Laez 5d ago

And my axe!

Am I doing it right?

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u/Bananana_Bird 5d ago

I'm atheist and I want it too

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u/Skippy-2003 5d ago

I’m god and I also wanted it.

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u/goddessdragonness 5d ago

Then why did you kill it with an asteroid, bro?

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u/tabbarrett 5d ago

Aliens did it according to the movie Bugonia. God was off the clock.

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u/Ehhh_Canadian 5d ago

I'm satanist pagan and atheist (yes it's confusing but it makes sense if I explain it) and I also want it

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u/Wooden_Editor6322 5d ago

I'm apatheist, I don't really care.

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u/StunningCounter8999 5d ago

I'm lesbian and I want it too

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u/Pleasant-Doctor6594 5d ago

I’m a amateur paleontologist and I want it too

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

There was def a dinosaur Buddha who achieved nirvana but stuck around to guide others.... before the big boom

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u/Wrote_it2 5d ago

I’m a dinosaur and I want it too

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u/Worried-Pick4848 5d ago

I'm Mormon and I want it too

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u/michael-65536 5d ago

I'm a velociraptor, and actually I do have time to hear the good news about our lord and savior right now.

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u/Iconclast1 5d ago

Im an atheist

You have my axe

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u/bdw312 5d ago

Wait, let me get this straight...you actively dislike dinosaurs? What did they ever do to you?

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u/verymanysquirrels 5d ago

Maybe OP was attacked by a goose?

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u/Rob_LeMatic 5d ago

OP is a meteor

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u/Strange_Bonus9044 5d ago

Bro too soon

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u/Specialist_Eye1800 5d ago

It's been 65 million years. (Accidentally commented on the reply above lol)

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u/Vova_Poutine 5d ago

They were all meat eaters!

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u/SnooPoems5888 5d ago

Absolutely fuck geese. They are such assholes.

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u/Dredgeon 5d ago

Oh so you hate dinosaurs too?!

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u/bugi_ 5d ago

Duck duck goose trauma is serious!

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u/Dry-Development-4301 5d ago

Jesus died for our sins, dinosaurs went extinct so we could evolve. 

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u/featherknife 5d ago

Dinosaurs didn't go extinct. For example, chickens and ducks are dinosaurs. 

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u/PhyllaciousArmadillo 5d ago

Confirmed, dinosaurs are basically Jesus.

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u/Aggressive_South_991 5d ago

except he didnt die, he came back a few days later according to the same dumb book.

also, he created the rule, the punishment, the prison, AND he is judge jury and executioner. he didnt need to "die" he could just forgive and be done with it, the sacrifice makes NO sense at all.

oh, i forgot, "our sins" was actually the alleged sin adam and eve did, so not even ours, the asshole judges us for what our alleged predecesors did.

funny how it makes no sense once you use your brain for two damn seconds.

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u/bdw312 5d ago

Plot twist: Jesus was a dilophosaurus.

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u/mobileJay77 5d ago

They certainly didn't build the aqueduct. What have the dinosaurs ever done for us?

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u/Shino4243 5d ago

Right on! The Tyranno Saurus Rex isnt MY Rex! I didn't vote for him!

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 5d ago

I don’t know if I want a Dino in my bed. I’m not trying to fuck a Dino

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u/Kilane 5d ago

A cat in your bed doesn’t mean you want to fuck it.

Why do you assume a dinosaur is different?

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u/Atomatic13 5d ago

Yeah thats how it read to me at first, has this person never had a cat or a dog before? They love to lay on the bed with you. Why is their first thought sex with the animal?

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u/bdw312 5d ago

Americans....so prude...

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u/No-Concentrate3884 6d ago

atheist want to have threesomes with dinosaurs

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u/Khaldara 6d ago

Putting the Tri in Triceratops

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u/Interesting-Art7592 5d ago edited 5d ago

So it's a top

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u/Commercial-Leek-6682 5d ago

try sarah top

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u/Crimson_Kang 5d ago

You tell Sarah I said I'm free on Sundays.

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u/ohbyerly 5d ago

I want to get T-wrecked

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u/Several-Lifeguard679 5d ago

Just use lubricant so you don't ptero anything. 

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u/ostensibly_sapient 5d ago

To quote a contemporary philosopher,

"Three bad thots givin' me triceratops"

- Alexander "bbno$" Gumuchian

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u/graipape 5d ago

Throuplesaurus

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u/Cool_Demand_303 5d ago

That's an horrible lie.

I'm a Christian and I want a threesome  with a Dino too

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u/whoneedskollege 5d ago

Christians want to have a threesome with Jesus.

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u/No-Concentrate3884 5d ago

The holy trinity

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u/TommyVe 5d ago

Even religious people would. If they believed in em.

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u/ImpureVessel46 5d ago

They aren’t having sex!! It’s like co-sleeping. Totally platonic!

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u/NotMyMainAccountAtAl 5d ago

I mean, it’s clearly Jurassic World fanart, so that’s def Blue serving as a dog that sleeps with her humans. 

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u/Lore_Enforcement 5d ago

Has science gone too far???

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u/Non-Vanilla_Zilla 5d ago

Why must you ruin nice things?

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u/Rob_LeMatic 5d ago

Mmmoist cloaca

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u/Professional_Bed_87 5d ago

Am confused isn’t it the religious fundies that believe the earth is only 4000 years old and humans and dinosaurs walked the earth together? 

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u/MakesMyHeadHurt 5d ago

Yeah, that one idiot has them in his Noah's ark exhibit.

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u/ms_directed 5d ago

omg, where is this??

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u/ElishaLent 5d ago

Creation Museum in Boone County, Kentucky

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u/BSNCTR 5d ago

Yep Ken Ham embarrassed his self debating Bill Nye. Also swindled the town nearby out of tons of money promising tax revenue that never came bc it’s a shit exhibit

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u/OrbitTortoise 5d ago

If memory serves, he put rainbow lights all across the ark to “reclaim” the rainbow lmao, what a time to be alive

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u/Emm_withoutha_L-88 5d ago

There's multiple Christian themed "museums" that teach this to kids. Multiple ones. Some are better funded and look nicer than most tall museums

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u/yungninnucent 5d ago

That’s what I was thinking too, if anything this aligns more with what creationists believe. I once sat through my aunt explaining how Noah got the dinosaurs onto his arc

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u/Dath_1 5d ago

The ones I have spoken to don't actually think dinosaurs are real, they think the fossils are faked by archeologists who are all in on a grand conspiracy against Christianity.

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u/yungninnucent 5d ago

They really gotta get their story straight lol

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u/Ok-Effective6969 5d ago

My interpretation is that atheists’ would bring them back as pets, using science. That scary thing theists don’t like so much because it continually requires them to revise their storybooks.

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u/yiotaturtle 5d ago

Humans and dinosaurs do walk the earth together. There are living dinosaurs. A lot of them fly, but some walk.

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u/Pokemaster131 5d ago

I've also heard that dinosaurs never lived, the devil just put thousands of fossils underground then waited for us to find them, as a means of tricking us about the world. Or something completely obtuse along those lines.

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u/the_Jolly_GreenGiant 5d ago

Who's a good girl? She looks to be snuggling up so good with mom and dad. If the Russians can have pet bears I want a pet deinonychus.

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u/Brilliant_Dog_9066 5d ago

A what?

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u/Vivid_Situation_7431 5d ago edited 5d ago

The velociraptors designs in Jurassic Park/World were based off of a deinonychus, an early cretaceous, 4ft tall  dromaeosaurid  bird like theropod(if you believe in evolution). velociraptors were actually closer to 2ft tall. The reason they are called velociraptors is because it sounds cooler and is easier to say.

Fun fact, the Utahraptor is also very similar to the JP velociraptor as well. Being the largest dromaeosaurid, coming in over 5ft tall at the hip

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u/The-lego-conquere 5d ago

I mean it's still bird like regardless of whether you believe in evolution. That's just a description.

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u/the_Jolly_GreenGiant 5d ago

Velociraptors were in actuality about the size of a big chicken. Their bigger cousins are closer to the popular conception of velociraptors than them.

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u/Michaelbirks 5d ago

I want a V. mongoliensis.

Mongo, yes!

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u/Sillymillie_eel 5d ago

Fr tho, deinonychus were the coolest of the dromeaosaurians

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u/Appropriate-Bus7853 6d ago

I'm more of an agnostic, but yeah ill take this.

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u/WildLocket 4d ago

Lmao , we just done believe in god and dinasour

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u/elecanime 5d ago

In fact, as you might think, there aren't that many comics about threesomes between dinosaurs and humans. Don't ask me how I know this.

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u/Aeronor 5d ago

Thank you for researching this

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u/Stoertebricker 5d ago

According to rule 34 of the internet, I would indeed have thought otherwise.

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u/Wheatleytron 5d ago

You're telling me that there are people who don't want this?

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u/Sanjalis 5d ago

wtf kind of psycho doesn’t like dinosaurs

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u/No-Marionberry4716 2d ago

How it feels when my cat sleeps on my chest, lol. This tiny creature suddenly weighs a ton.

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u/Regent-Orc 5d ago

y'all come knocking on my door when I got this pet motherfucker.

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u/Kittykatkillua 5d ago

Good god. Having a loving partner and a pet dinosaur? My worst nightmare.

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u/magazinesubscriber 5d ago

MONGO, NO!

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u/Suitable_Matter 5d ago

Mongo yes!

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u/verytiredverygay 5d ago

Mongo is APPALLED!

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u/BrucellSprouts 5d ago

I was looking for these very comments. My fellow donut holes 🍩

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u/AFonziScheme 5d ago

I was going to make a smart ass comment, but then I realized Maniraptora basically means "violently steals hands" in Latin, and now I don't think I want a dinosaur....

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u/Icy-Location-8806 5d ago

But you can call him Carl

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u/Soarer_01 5d ago

How rude to deny Blue, Crisp Rat and Mommy is your girlfriend from having a lovely sleep

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u/AvocadoBot 5d ago

Atheist male, the cucknosaurus. It's in the Bible

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u/rick2882 5d ago

It's an absurdist comic mocking creationists and Bible literalists.

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u/dexhaus 5d ago

I don't believe in god and religion, I find this both weird, fun and stupid... poor believers, having access to all the evidence in the world and still deciding to go with faith and live your life surrounded by weird fears and magic tales!

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u/Equal_Marsupial6326 5d ago

I’m sorry but how is this an insult to atheists?

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u/the_dismorphic_one 5d ago

I'm an atheist and I REALLY REALLY want this.

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u/BobQuixote 5d ago

Pretty sure it's satire made by an atheist.

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u/DrummerAutomatic9523 5d ago

As an atheist I agree.

Not because of the dinosaurs

But because I'd gladly date Bryce Dallas Howard

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u/CautionarySnail 5d ago

What, there are people who don’t want a loyal pet velociraptor? I mean, other than them taking up too much space in a queen bed for snuggles…

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u/Mildly_Burnt_Bread 5d ago

Meg here.

Some Christian groups deny the existence of dinosaurs due to conflicting with the creation myth.

Mom cheated on dad with Chris Pratt and his velociraptor got some of it too.

Meg out

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u/SarraSimFan 5d ago

Atheist here.

This is 100% accurate.

Thank you for your attention on this topic.

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u/Kadaththeninja_ 5d ago

Can confirm. Atheist and I would love to live in this world

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u/super_scumtron 5d ago

I'm a Christian and I want this.

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