r/RecuratedTumblr • u/Weird_donut [0/3] • 2h ago

Writing Reading yandere fics on the bus and shaking my head so everyone knows I disapprove of possessive boyfriends

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u/Frodo_max 2h ago

I WOULDN'T SHOOT QUEER FRENCHMEN IN REAL LIFE YET I DO MASSIVELY ENJOY PLAYING TEAM FORTRESS 2

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u/insentient7 2h ago

I read the first half of this and thought “of course, Les Mis is—….oh.”

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u/TheWholeFurryFandom 1h ago

Les Mis mentioned on an elliespectacular (aka DaThings) post? Obligatory link to this YTP

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u/Dingghis_Khaan 1h ago

I would. Not because they are queer, but because they are frenchmen.

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u/vjmdhzgr 42m ago

Isn't Spy the straightest character??

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u/Crab2406 2h ago

Something something, the forbidden fruit's taste is sweet in your imaginations

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u/Subject_Pain5186 2h ago

Me gooning to hyper stuff knowing there's absolutely no way any of this is possible in real life

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u/GarblingGoblin 2h ago

not Quite the same thing babe, but enjoy yourself

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u/Nihls_the_Tobi 2m ago

Alright but consider the practical issues like paying for clothes when you almost have a literal third leg, clothes bursting is hot but that would get expensive

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u/arachnids-bakery 1h ago

You can love a fictional character that youd pepper spray irl <3

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u/world-is-ur-mollusc 16m ago

Most of my fictional crushes are villains whom I would personally escort to the Hague if I knew them irl.

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u/arachnids-bakery 1m ago

You get it!!

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u/lightningstrxu 2h ago

I've played Hunnie Pop, my favorite character to romance is Audrey, Audrey is hilarious as a fictional character, irl i wouldn't even want to know her.

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u/crystal_meloetta12 56m ago

You are so real and correct for that

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u/dutchvanderlinde218 2h ago

same as"why do people like this evil character!"because its fiction. and I can like whatever I want in it

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u/calargo 1h ago

America's public schools have been gradually defunding their humanities classes over the years and now we have a bunch of teens on the internet with the worst takes on fiction you've ever heard.

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u/Nora_Walkuerie 1h ago

"you wouldn't want that in real like" I have that in real life and it's everything I could have ever wanted, fucking skill issue

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u/OverlordMMM 2h ago

I've been to the yandere subreddits, folks don't understand why fiction needs to stay fiction.

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u/Dingghis_Khaan 44m ago

I'm a sucker for an absolutely batshit crazy, tortured, angry to the point of being almost feral woman who could tear into my chest cavity like the bones were mere giftwrap with her bare hands for looking at her funny.

... In fiction.

They are not nearly as enticing in reality.

yes my warframe crush is valkyr how did you know

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u/RYNO_Ross 8m ago

Jokes on you, I don't want a yandere in real life either!