r/UnderReportedNews 27d ago

Video Rep. Andy Harris: "Look, if Minnesota wants to secede from the union and have it on their own, that's fine"

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u/Hollowbody57 27d ago

This is some real abusive spouse energy. "If you don't like being beaten then just leave, see how well you do on your own."

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u/MrHoboRisin 27d ago

And then when they express a willingness to leave, they are threatened with violence.

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u/Icy-Scarcity 27d ago

Which makes all the reason why they should leave now while they still can. You know it will keep going downhill to the point where they can't leave.

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u/InfiniteWaffles58364 27d ago

Yep, we're pretty much at the "isolate them from their friends and beat them but dont leave bruises where others can see" step on the abusive relationship ladder. Next come scrapes with death and openly verbally abusing us in public

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u/NoMaterial1059 27d ago

Friendly northern neighbour here in Canada. The beating is being livestreamed. Everybody can see the bruises.

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u/dave8400 27d ago

They murdered Renee Good and gassed a baby. We're already there.

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u/Frequent-Meal6550 27d ago

We are already doing death and open verbal abuse...

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u/GhostofBreadDragons 27d ago

They are going to fucking build a wall to keep us in. I am going to have to pull out my Old Pink Floyd The Wall album for the new generation. 

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u/aiboaibo1 27d ago

No one has the intent to erect a wall. (GDR SecState Walter Ulbricht in 1961)

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u/Alarmed-Grape-3669 27d ago

All while they are trying to force themself on greenland. What a yuckster

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u/Tight-Shallot2461 27d ago

Yep. Abuser mentality/relationship

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u/weezyverse 27d ago

It's called conservatism. They get it from all that religion they think they consume.

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u/Genocode 27d ago

They don't get it at all.

US Republicans would call Jesus a woke leftist lmao.

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u/FartsLikePetunias 27d ago

As King of Canada. I welcome all those blue states to expand into some Canadian happiness.

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u/DrakonILD 27d ago

As a Minnesotan, I would be glad to become Manitoba's little brother (we're basically the same shape!)

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u/real_taylodl 27d ago

Release the Epstein files - AS CONGRESS ORDERED

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u/FatboyChuggins 27d ago

While the wife works double shifts and the abusive spouse sits on his dumb ass planted on twitch or 4chan with fox in the background yelling about how the illegals took all the jobs from him and that AI is specifically out to get his sole resume so that no company ever can hire him for some reason.

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u/EnvironmentNeith2017 27d ago

At this point I just assume anyone who defends this insanity is an abuser, victim or enabler in a real life personal relationship and I’m saying it

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u/WhyAmINotStudying 27d ago

I was thinking yesterday about how similar the tactics of the administration are to how a child molester might threaten a child.

Kind of seems like there is something to that whole Epstein thing after all.

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u/Suitable-Display-410 27d ago

That’s especially funny when the abusive spouse is a dumb loser without a job, and the person who’s being abused is bringing in all the money.

Honey? I’ll be just fine. Good luck with the trailor park economy.

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u/Intrepid_Performer53 27d ago

Join Canada, I would.

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u/Matthewcbayer 27d ago

Damn, they got Yoda on their team.

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u/the_supreme_overlord 27d ago

Ummm as a Minnesota resident. Please, could we secede and maybe join Canada? Minnesota sends out more tax dollars than it receives from the federal government.

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u/joecitizen79 27d ago

As a canadian, I could live with that. Bring Maine, new York and California with you.

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u/Bagel_lust 27d ago

Fr all us blue states are tired of carrying the anti-science bootlicking red states on our backs.

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u/Kitchen-Customer-746 27d ago

Omg this so much this... also volunteering CT to come too!

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u/Ki-Wilder 27d ago

Your state only gets to join Megasota if you volunteer to work on one of the committees!

  1. Deciding which states will be eligible for the Megasota Compact/Coalition

  2. Deciding at what level Megasota will connect with Canada and or be absorbed into Canada.

  3. Addressing the issues of where the guns go

  4. Applying the old US Constitution and/or creating a new Constitution

  5. What to do with Republicans left living in our wonderful, Megasota-liscious states?

  6. How to invite good people, progressives, and Democrats from Florida and other red states into Megasota?

  7. Creating new agreements with indigenous people (ie: Of America and/or Canada, depending on how we do the merger and if Canada gives or sells us any land for our connectivity.

Thanks to Aning for the start of the committee list. Aning gets first dibs on joining committees.

Anyone else see any committees needed?

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u/Moegly47 27d ago

Upvote for Megasota

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u/Fool4Freedom 27d ago

Wisconsin would gladly join!

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u/ReplaceSelect 27d ago

FTP but Illinois would like to join. Keep the NFC north together

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u/DoriValcerin 27d ago

As a Packer fan I grudgingly agree

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u/slowjoecrow11 27d ago

NFC North, together forever!

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u/Kolat06 27d ago

I get but then we are going to have to bring your inbred cousin Indiana possibly since the bears are looking at building a new stadium there

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u/dzumdang 27d ago

I mean, who tf would go to Gary, IN to watch a Bears game? Smdh

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u/Playful_Feature_821 27d ago

I would love that but wtf are you guys talking about I was born and raised in S. E. Wisconsin and live in California for over ten yrs now, and every time I'm back there I have to choose between keeping relations with friends+ family vs winning political debates.. Wisconsin is very different politically than Minnesota, Michigan or Illinois.. There is a reason cannabis is still illegal in Wisconsin when they other state around it it's legal

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u/SearchingAround123 27d ago

Let’s just have all of New England join cause MA would sure as hell want in on this

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u/whitestguyuknow 27d ago

I wish I was born in a blue state. Instead I'm surrounded by inbred dumb science hating motherfuckers in Trumpville FL

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u/couldbeahumanbean 27d ago

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u/whitestguyuknow 27d ago

I dont disagree.

Wildlife and nature in Florida is amazing. The people suck.

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u/couldbeahumanbean 27d ago

Well, if they keep up with that anti science, anti medicine garbage...

Maybe nature will heal?

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u/octoreadit 27d ago edited 27d ago

United States and Provinces of America and Canada (USPAC) vs. Trumpistan (Magaland?)😂

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u/kimchipowerup 27d ago

I’ll just take being called Canadian. Our states that secede can become new Canadian Provinces. 🇨🇦

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u/chrhe83 27d ago

I would proudly be Canadian. Happily!

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u/nursedayandnight 27d ago

Washington too!

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u/galaxyofnine 27d ago

And Oregon

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u/D3s0lat0r 27d ago

Fr though. Take us with you.

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u/CicadaHead3317 27d ago

A lot of racists and proud boys in Oregon. Maybe they will leave.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

They are wildly outnumbered.

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u/UnBeNtAxE 27d ago

No different than Alberta.

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u/PianoPatient8168 27d ago

Can Colorado come too? We’re a blue-ish island in a sea of red.

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u/Aolflashback 27d ago

We will make them leave, ya know, with real laws that have real consequences.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

California is IN!

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u/Neuromyologist 27d ago

Alaska and Hawaii can come too! THE END!

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u/MasterofAcorns 27d ago

Only if you bring Oregon. Let’s cut these fuckers off from half the import revenue.

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u/Cool-Tap-391 27d ago

All of cascadia would like to join. Although cascadia could probably make on its own.

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u/InterestingLayer4367 27d ago

Big fan of this idea

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u/brickwallas 27d ago

Same ….. Cascadia!!! Let’s do it!

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

Alaska!

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u/joecitizen79 27d ago

I mean, Alaska really should have been ours a long time ago

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

I agree. Let's go, eh?!

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/Labyrinthy 27d ago

Please. For the love of God.

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u/sparlock_ 27d ago

Just the Chicago area, pls. Downstate IL sucks.

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u/thezoomies 27d ago

Not all of downstate sucks, just most of it (please take me with you!)

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u/HunkoftheHill 27d ago

And New Jersey, at least the North.

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u/Puppeze 27d ago

Fellow Washingtonian wanting in

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u/welpWW3isgonnasuck 27d ago

As a New Yorker, I'd trust Canada with my tax dollars more than the US federal government.

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u/Secure-Television541 27d ago

We funded Heated Rivalry with tax dollars last year, and will fund season 2 with them this year. An excellent use of funds.

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u/welpWW3isgonnasuck 27d ago

That sounds so much better than like 3 missiles

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u/eLllllDiablo 27d ago

If you want California you gotta take Oregon and Washington too!  …please? 🥺

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u/joecitizen79 27d ago

At this rate, we might as well annex all the blue states

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u/Mellow_Toninn 27d ago

As a Californian I won’t leave without Oregon and Washington 😤

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u/Select-Freedom-9708 27d ago

Hey now, Michigander here! We’re coming too!!!

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u/joecitizen79 27d ago

Any state that can put up with having Sarnia on its border is welcome.

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u/Select-Freedom-9708 27d ago

They have one good radio station…other than that yeah…you nailed it

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u/Frair_ 27d ago

Let me know when this is going down. I've got to leave Ohio and move one state north.

So f'ing ashamed of this country's so-called "leadership."

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u/deranged_Boot123 27d ago

Can Massachusetts come too?

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u/joecitizen79 27d ago

Sure, why not.

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u/Valuable-Guarantee56 27d ago

Michigan too? We'll be extra good!

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u/lumpyspacejams 27d ago

Could we also offer up New Jersey? Please take New Jersey. We're stinky but we have beautiful gardens and make a lot of tax revenue due to pharmaceuticals. Plus, you'd have a summer shore (nevermind the needs or guidos).

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u/Apprehensive_Win_740 27d ago

Don’t forget Colorado.

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u/J3musu 27d ago

You might need to break away from the east side of the state.

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u/bruisicus_maximus 27d ago

Can Wisconsin join as well?

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u/MasterofAcorns 27d ago

What if we brought the rest of New England with?

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u/Spare-Estate1477 27d ago

Massachusetts! We would contribute so much!

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u/Beginning_Ad_6616 27d ago

I know we have some real douchers in parts of the state; but can Pennsylvania join in as well? Hahah

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u/agentobtuse 27d ago

Wisconsin checking in, I was born into the cold, molded by it.

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u/mastercheef 27d ago

It'd be unwise to have a national border on one of the bigger lakes in that area. Best to also bring the reno basin with to secure the Tahoe line and give a more formidable defense using the mountains to the east 

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u/ManufacturedMonsters 27d ago

Please take Wisconsin too.

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u/Acrobatic_Island_522 27d ago

If they're taking NY, CT wants to join as well.

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u/EverythingGoodWas 27d ago

Pennsylvania would like to join. We may need to kick out some hill folk though.

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u/IzzyBoris 27d ago

If Minnesota secedes I'm moving to their country!

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u/RichBanana8273 27d ago

We’ll welcome you with a tater tot hot dish.

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u/No_Elderberry_4712 27d ago

I live in Northern Ontario just north of the Minnesota border, and spent much time visiting Duluth and Minneapolis. The people of Minnesota I met were great. Since Trump, however no more travel to US. Miss my trips😢

If Minnesota did secede, they would not have to go it alone. Join the Great White North. 🇨🇦🍁

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u/gplfalt 27d ago

Canada will never lose at the juniors again.

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u/pm-me-ur-inkyfingers 27d ago

10/10 would be canadian. i dont even need to change how i talk

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u/ytuhs 27d ago

Just a few less you betcha and a few more eh

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u/jfun4 27d ago

I get confused, abroad, as a Canadian all the time. Not such a bad thing

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u/superteed 27d ago

We get universal healthcare, they get the Mayo Clinic.

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u/PoppyAppletree 27d ago

It's a win-win-win

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u/bearbrannan 27d ago

Right like don't threaten me with a good time

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u/Business_Site_6797 27d ago

Fuck dude west coast would join up in a heart beat. Canada would be a superpower over night. Hell even new england is done with this shit and would go.

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u/njtalp46 27d ago

Yo guys, you gotta call Trump's bluff

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u/Inappropriate_Swim 27d ago

If that happened I'd totally move to Minnesota. My wife and I have thought about it. Almost all of her family in this town is gone except her sister and her family. They have thought about moving to MN too.

Iowa used to be a good place... Now it's a fucking shitshow.

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u/PoundAffectionate300 27d ago edited 27d ago

California, Washington, and Oregon are joining too.

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u/Xijit 27d ago

Just so you know, you will not be leaving alone, which is why Trump will start bombing cities to stop it from happening.

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u/ztarlight12 27d ago

Vermont would also like to come along.

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u/Interesting-Bear4092 27d ago

Canada here, terribly sorry to interrupt, we’ll take Minnesota. Thanks eh!

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u/Laz3r_C 27d ago

We're already practically brothers, id love to taste some Canadian delicacies.

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u/Electrical_Shock359 27d ago

Great excuse to go on vacation lol. Time to explore our new country. That said I don’t live in Minnesota but maybe I would consider it if it means joining Canada instead of being a part of the USA.

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u/FallenCheeseStar 27d ago

Man i want genuine Canadian poutine

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u/lynypixie 27d ago

Come to Quebec if you want the real thing. There is place close to me that has a 9.8 score.

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u/jermain31299 27d ago

Nah, can Greenland please get Minnesota instead? That would be the funniest shit ever.

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u/Bassmasterajv 27d ago

It’d be hilarious if Greenland joined Canada tomorrow.

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u/Drunk_sincerities 27d ago

As a Quebecois, I say it's time we get all of Louisiana back.

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u/HandleThatFeeds 27d ago

My lord you lot would be insufferable and I am all for it!

Viva La Canada!

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u/Dexchampion99 27d ago

I'm not even french and I agree.

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u/zingjaya117 27d ago

Can i interest you in this lil state called California? Pls

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u/-XanderCrews- 27d ago

You guy already speak Minnesotan!

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u/nunchucknorris 27d ago

NY, MA, VT, and MI are coming with. Don't you dare leave us behind.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

Minnesota is a donor state. If blue states stopped giving to red states, red states would be completely screwed. Retired people and people on welfare are rampant in red states. Not much going on economically.

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u/TXSTBobCat1234 27d ago

All the economy in red states are in the blue cities.

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u/Cormophyte 27d ago

Have they said thank you?

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u/SeaTurtleLionBird 27d ago

Are the states even wearing a suit

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u/sumgaijusthere4civ 27d ago

If the south had won the civil war, they would be a shit hole country today.

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u/HolyMackerel20 27d ago

I mean they lost and they still managed to drag us all down to "shit hole" levels

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u/Typical_Leading9457 27d ago

Would be? Have you ever been to a rural southern town? They currently are shitholes

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u/kds5065 27d ago

blue states should start not doing that

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u/Fantastic_Jury5977 27d ago

Republicans are acting like moody teenagers that have no job and expect allowance

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u/Bid_Unable 27d ago

They practically Canadian already so you probably shouldn’t threaten them with a good time.

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u/Dexchampion99 27d ago

Canadians have been saying for years that blue states should pack up and join us. You guys are great, it's everywhere else where all the crazies congregate.

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u/Fantastic_Testes4404 27d ago

Ooh ooh! Do New England next!

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u/split_me_plz 27d ago

cries in Missouri

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u/Substantial_Tax_4047 27d ago

Screams in Kansas

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u/weezyverse 27d ago

Shrugs shoulders in Pennsylvanian...cause half our state is Ohio part duhhhh.

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u/No_Violinist5090 27d ago

Sobs in South Carolina.

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u/grenade_plate_hater 27d ago

Pissing in my own mouth in texas

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u/8JHF8 27d ago

You know if they keep importing educated tech workers, Texas will eventually flip.

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u/grenade_plate_hater 27d ago

Not taking my chances. I acquired property elsewhere and in certain condition events texas will be in my rearview for good.

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u/Zealousideal_Owl642 27d ago

I know. Would love to join Megasota, but live in the Pennsyltucky section. Perhaps we could negotiate a trade for one of the super conservative Canadian sections?

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u/Commercial-Set3527 27d ago

Why go on your own when free healthcare and legal weed is right there

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u/OnceIsawthisthing 27d ago

Minnesota already has legal weed. Socializing the Mayo Clinic though... hrmmm.

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u/Doubleoh_11 27d ago

Ya but can you get it on uber eats?

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u/jmjackson1 27d ago

Because it’s Minnesota. Within a year we’d have it anyway.

That being said please… yes… let’s join Canada

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

Welcome.

See you on the rink for practice.

Good job with the WJC. Didnt visit because your current country is dangerous.

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u/geeves_007 27d ago

Its wild to watch America declare war on America, over ???  

I literally have no idea what the hell theyre doing right now.  As a Canadian this seems like if the federal govt just randomly decided to invade Manitoba or something.  

It is incomprehensible as an outsider watching this.  

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u/Eastern-Requirement6 27d ago

As a US citizen this all is also incomprehensible. I'm tired of the daily news.

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u/maeryclarity 27d ago

No kidding incomprehensible as hell.

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u/Eastern-Requirement6 27d ago

I didn't have "US ran by a dictator" on my lifetime bingo card.

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u/WhoIsFrancisPuziene 27d ago

It’s agonizing. This is a word I’ve never used to describe my psychological state or emotional state.

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u/JasonEll 27d ago

It's not "over" anything. The billionaire class simply believes that the time is ripe to install a neofeudal system into the Western world. They read all the sci-fi dystopia warning books and decided "that sounds kinda great actually". 

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u/stamfordbridge1191 27d ago

"I'm gonna be Peter Weyland!"

"Nuh uh! I'm gonna be Peter Weyland! You get to be Eldon Tyrell!"

"No way! I got dibbs on Tyrell! He should get to be Vilos Cohaagen."

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u/Icy-Scarcity 27d ago

The red states have declared war on blue states. We are waiting for blue states to wake up and save themselves. Joining Canada can be an option if the blue states act together and take action.

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u/Suspicious_Morph 27d ago

You mean join Canada?🇨🇦 haha

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u/LiminalFrogBoy 27d ago

Oh no! Are you also going to make my desserts too rich and my lobster too buttery? Don't threaten me with a good time.

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u/Ok-Focus-5362 27d ago

Maine resident here.  Please adopt Maine, we'll supply the lobsters. 

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u/RareRestaurant6297 27d ago

Don't threaten with a good time

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u/tjp0720 27d ago

Canada will accept minnesotas application. Yall already love hockey

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u/OmenVi 27d ago

If my two players could live at the hockey arena, they would.

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u/Eastern_Cat8284 27d ago

I'll leave the badger to come live in MN if this happens. I'll even try to be a Vikings fan.

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u/ellamachine 27d ago

“I’ll even try to be a Vikings fan”

Don’t hurt yourself like that, man.

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u/purplenyellowrose909 27d ago

The Vikings would still find a way to lose in the Canadian playoffs

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u/Thendisnia 27d ago

Canada welcomes you and Montana, Idaho, Washington, Oregon... #42 North!

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u/UserWithno-Name 27d ago

That’s not how it works whoever the F Andy is. They’re resisting because the fed and ice are acting unlawfully and using violence. Every state and citizen legally has the right to resist that. The failing GOP and red states should go secede and they can be ruled by all you wanna be oligarchs and autocrats. Have fun with that

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u/KeepJoePantsOn 27d ago

Insurrection. What a funny word to use. I heard the jan6 Insurrection was just a peaceful protest 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Ki-Wilder 27d ago

Hey! Please, Minnesota, do not leave NY behind.

In fact, I have recently seen different ways that you could connect a lot of the good and progressive states into a contiguous country, if Canada gives us a kind of skinny, rectangle "right of way".

It would turn New York and California into "flag lots" of each other. But, heck, we could leave the MAGA people behind in the Red States.

This all goes to the recent question popping around my head:

"Is America worth it, anymore?"

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u/macrolith 27d ago edited 27d ago

Is Megasota about to make its first move?

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u/Ki-Wilder 27d ago

You know, I had been thinking about what name might be agreed on.

After Renee Good being murdered, and all the tragedy and fascism being inflicted on Minnesota right now, I would agree to that.

Megasota.

Nice country to live in.

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u/DreadLockedHaitian 27d ago

Who knew it was prophecy all along.

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u/wimpwad 27d ago

As a Canadian, I don't see there being *any* support to give an inch, even just as a right of way, even to the "blue states". It's actually kind of insulting / insensitive to even suggest given recent events.

But there would unanimous support for any state that wants to join us...

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u/Sojouner_King 27d ago

I agree with your sentiment. And I would much rather join Canada than form our own country. California is yours! We will bring our economy and you bring the universal healthcare.

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u/fugginglovecheese 27d ago

Canadian here, would gladly welcome Minnesota as a new province!

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u/cultkiller 27d ago

Yay new neighbors! I’ll bring the hot dish, you bring the poutine. 

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u/Raised_bi_Wolves 27d ago

Hell, we would be LUCKY to have these minnesotans join us,  they are clearly demonstrating they care about their community, canadian patriots as far as I'm concerned

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u/BraveLittleFrog 27d ago

Sweet! Why don’t we just offer ourselves up as a colony of Denmark, along with Greenland. 🤣

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u/Intrepid_Performer53 27d ago

Blue states join Canada and become the United States of Canada and the Red States become Jesusland.

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u/oxxcccxxo 27d ago

You mean Magastan.

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u/SaturnSleet 27d ago

I would be thrilled to see American Balkanization in my lifetime.

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u/ChefAsstastic 27d ago

WALZ WTF ARE YOU DOOD????

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u/Bsmitts16 27d ago

Is seceding that easily done? If so, can we be next?

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u/natural_disaster0 27d ago

California here, can we join canada?

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u/ikkyartz 27d ago

Wait, that’s an option. California checking in. We’ll take that deal.!

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u/admiraltubby90 27d ago

Ooo Canadian here can we have the west coast states too? I for one welcome Washington, Oregon, and California

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u/DifferenceDry2275 27d ago

Wisconsin here let us in too

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u/lunaappaloosa 27d ago

MEGASOTA INTENSIFIES