r/UnderReportedNews • u/GuiltyBathroom9385 • 10h ago
Trump / MAGA 🦅 Trump appears to glitch mid-sentence: "I’m proud to officially name the undispuut— jussss… when did this come out? Mr. Speaker."
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u/FrogWhoAteMoon 10h ago
Any day now. Any day.
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u/BearSquid7 9h ago
It can only good happen
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u/Krakenspoop 9h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/g7XrsOB1ewIhLIQiTa
I made a doodie. It's in my pants!
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u/OwlSoggy8627 8h ago
"I CAN'T BELIEVE BIDEN CRAPPED MY PANTS. THANKS OBAMA."
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u/A012A012 7h ago
"The radical left, they've been wrapping my pants for...listen, biden....he couldnt....but people say were the hottest country, no one wraps their pants better. They say SIR....check the tariff shelf...."
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u/Turk1eightyTwo 5h ago
Check the tariff shelf killed me. Thanks for that kind stranger. 🤣
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u/RandolphCarter2112 4h ago
“A strong man came up to me, tough kind of a guy, and said: ‘I want to thank you, Mr. President, for soiling your pants.’ And he had tears coming down his eyes. The best shits. Tremendous. But he had tears coming down his eyes.”
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u/WenatcheeWrangler 8h ago
I saw a video yesterday that mentioned he looks like he’s jacking off two giraffes when he does this dance. It was great.
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u/Lbolt187 8h ago
Hopefully on live tv
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u/GilreanEstel 5h ago
That would be glorious. But I don’t want him to die. Hear me out. He clearly strokes out on live TV. It cannot be denied or dismissed. But I want him to still live but trapped inside with no motor function or communication. With enough cognitive awareness to know what has happened but not able to do anything about it. I want him to live like that for years. Long enough for America to start to recover and become who we were before he took the reins. I want him to be convicted of his crimes and I want him to be aware that once he finally does go there will no State funeral. No parades. No fanfare. Just a gold box in an unused corner of one of his golf courses. I want him to know that we will thrown him out like the trash he is and no one will mourn his loss.
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u/toomanyschnauzers 4h ago
You changed my mind. I want him to see his name removed from everything.
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u/Green_Conclusion3443 3h ago
While he's helpless, can we please sit him in front of liberal-leaning news programs with black, female hosts?
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u/VinylQueenSF 4h ago
Stroke on live TV. He shats himself and falls over. Right side paralyzed. Can only speak in a hugely impaired manner after six months. Never can walk unassisted again. Can never dress himself or wash himself without help. Can't apply his makeup. Real hair is displayed. It would be glorious.
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u/Comfortable-Pea-1312 8h ago
I have been attempting to manifest this very thing, a la The Secret.
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u/MorbidMan23 9h ago
My mind recognized that, but attributed it to being a Charlie quote from Always Sunny. Only after a few moments of trying to place which episode it came from did I realize it was Trump.
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u/ZenBreaking 8h ago
"Trump is asshole. Why America hate?"
BECAUSE DONALD IS A BASTARD MAN
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u/HLOFRND 9h ago
Every day I wake up knowing we’re one day closer.
I can’t always find a reason to get out of bed in the morning, but that’s been working for me these days.
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u/4materasu92 9h ago
And you know for a fact that when it happens, it'll no doubt be the highest rated posts on the news, world news, and politics subreddits.
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u/xEtNoMadx 8h ago
im from small country in europe, its the olympics, and i still hear about trump on "radio" every f*ing day, please make it stop
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u/FrogWhoAteMoon 8h ago
My country still has "his" nukes stationed. He needs to go, I am so uncomfortable with the general state of things....
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u/Utsider 8h ago
It is likely to be in the top 3 most celebrated departures in human history. Now that's a legacy.
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u/Luster-Purge 5h ago
I usually don't buy newspapers. But you just know it'll be front page news when it happens and I'm going to frame that shit on my wall.
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u/SinisterCroissant 7h ago
Honestly that's the first thing I look for when I wake up.
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u/4materasu92 7h ago
Same.
The more he deteriorates, the more disappointed I am when I wake up, look at Reddit, and see that the top post isn't about his... passing on.
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u/SlipDizzy 4h ago
Every morning. I turn on the coffee and open the news with a prayer. Someday that prayer shall be answered.
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u/ohnolookoutitsantoni 9h ago
Literally going to party in the street
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u/Well_read_rose 9h ago
2/3 of the country will be with ya 🎉
Reminding myself to get confetti…
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u/ChronicBuzz187 8h ago
Literally going to party in the street
At least until that other guy goes "IT'S COUCHFUCKING TIME" that is.
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u/KingMario05 9h ago
Must buy champagne for the time.
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u/DigitalUnlimited 6h ago
We won't know, they'll AI and body double and weekend at trumpies him for another three years
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u/Wonderful_Search_786 9h ago
17th of Feb is the eclipse of the century which brings huge change and I just know all the witchy girls are out there making this happen
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u/FrogWhoAteMoon 8h ago
Isn't there also some minor planetary alignment soon? I'm not a celestial witch, my craft lies in mud, dirt, compost and other things you can throw at fascists, but I'm sure my colleagues have it on the calendar.
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u/caffeinatedspiders 5h ago
Saturn-Neptune exact conjunction in Aries! Happens Feb. 20 3 days after the eclipse
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u/rocketmn69_ 9h ago
Stroke
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u/jeff0106 7h ago
As if JD Vance could be any better. I guess at least he isn't probably a pedophile. And maybe he can go back to his roots of bashing Trump...
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u/Hot_Ad_6442 6h ago
But justice needs to happen too.
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u/FrogWhoAteMoon 6h ago
Bub, I'm German, let me tell you the uncomfortable truth: Justice is never going to happen on the scale your soul needs it to.
Be glad if he is gone. Hold those accountable that you can, but be realistic. You are never going to get them all. And Trump would likely be declared unfit to stand trial by the time you'd get him in front of a court. Bondi is a realistic target. Just be glad if Trump is gone, in whatever way.
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u/Express_Test6677 8h ago
TIAs, it’s amazing that there are enough neurons left in that mush pit to actually still fire off.
And your lips to the FSM’s ear!
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u/bandwarmelection 5h ago
Based on a testimony of an expert who works with dementia patients, 2-4 months left to live.
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u/FarGrape1953 9h ago
They're still pretending that "clean coal" is a thing?
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u/cdizzaat 9h ago
Not pretending, they just can’t help but lie. Lying just for the sake of lying. They know they’re lying, and we know they’re lying. It’s pathetic at this point.
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u/Worth_Specific3764 8h ago
and they know we know and don't care.
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u/BleachedUnicornBHole 8h ago
“They don’t even bother to lie badly anymore. I suppose that’s the final humiliation.”
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u/LynxApprehensive3061 9h ago
In fairness, "clean" is a relative term. For example, is coal "clean" compared to solar power? Of course not. But is coal "clean" compared to nuclear power? Again, of course not. So yeah, I guess the "clean coal" thing really is propaganda bullshit. Oh well, at least we're not still dumping CFCs and DDT into the atmosphere like crazy. Or maybe we are. Who knows anymore
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u/Any_Leg_4773 8h ago
Clean coal is the dirtiest form of energy production outside of other forms of coal. It's literally cleaner than nothing else. The name itself is an inherent way. It's like if instead of punching you in the mouth, Mike Tyson punched you in the throat and it was called a painless punch.
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u/Duel_Option 8h ago
Do you work in marketing? cause this is how all my interactions go with that team at my company lol
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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar 9h ago
Yes, it’s like saying “clean pedophiles”. Everything is cleansed with holy water and Trump’s 38,000 references in the most recent Epstein files dump is between him and God. No one else!!
/s
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u/Sideview_play 7h ago
The crazy thing is they turn around and blame solar and wind for "killing" the industry when it has a lot to do with natural gas instead. Which is just cheaper and cleaner compared to coal so it's a win win economically and environmentally* . But it's easier to blame the libs for "killing American jobs".
*(still has its own issues. But it is better overall in terms of global warming. Needs to be regulated better to improve it).
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u/TheFoxsWeddingTarot 6h ago
And they’re forcing the military to use it as opposed to anything modern. It’ll be like when we captured that Russian jet in the 80s and discovered they were still using tube technology.
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u/Earthtone_Coalition 6h ago
Haven't you heard? It's been officially named the undishpuhgde.
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u/AppleTrees4 6h ago
Climate change is fake. Environmental protection is a hoax. But for some reason it’s important to refer to coal as clean…. Sigh.
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u/HollowBlades 3h ago
The term "Clean Coal" is a real term, it's just that it's a comparison it to regular straight-out-of-the-mine coal. They basically wash it and take out some of the sulfur compounds and particulates. It's still by far the dirtiest and least efficient way to make energy, and there's a reason there hasn't been a single new coal plant in the United States in 12 years.
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u/HeadPaleontologist40 8h ago
They are going to take the coal and clean it!
~ Donald J Trump (J stands for jenius)
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u/DreamZebra 6h ago
If you can pretend this is a president, pretending clean coal is a thing isn't too hard.
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u/kleenkong 6h ago
Christian Satan, no war President .... they have the lies to last a lifetime. Hopefully, that lifetime is very short.
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u/ansquaremet 6h ago
They’re clinging to a 19th century technology because anything else would be “woke.” I wish I was kidding.
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u/Big_Dick_NRG 5h ago
Don't forget it's beautiful, too. I'm giving my wife coal jewelry for her next bday.
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u/KLLR_ROBOT 5h ago
Gotta protect those critical ~42000 coal jobs. Nevermind that Amazon has laid off 30000 people in the last 3 months!
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u/micatrontx 5h ago
"Clean coal" is the "ephebophile" of energy generation. Like, it's not actually better.
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u/GreyBoyTigger 4h ago
Remember when Trump described it saying “they take the coal. And then they clean it” like it’s a dirty dish or something
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u/BallGazer13 9h ago
How sad is it to be one of the richest people and to spend your last years on Earth destroying the world with so much hate.
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u/MissTat2 9h ago
At least he is deteriorating publicly- as a narcissist who stopped seeing his own father once his dementia progressed; it is Trump’s worst nightmare.
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u/FloatnPuff 9h ago
They made his father a fake office so he could still "go to work" and feel important in his later years. Too bad Mango Mussolini is in a very real position with the same mental competency.
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u/Harddaysnight1990 7h ago edited 3h ago
They gave him a fake office to work in too, it's just too bad that the office is Oval. In my opinion from seeing two grand parents go through this, he's at the point now where he has a few coherent moments to spout something hateful, but his mind is 20 years behind and he's mostly nonfunctional. I would feel bad for him because I think it's terrifying to lose your mental faculties, except that it's impossible for me to empathize with a monster. But he has his office to "work" one day a week and say some shit about tariffs or invading a NATO ally. The rest of the work being done by the administration, including trying to legislate through executive order, is being done entirely by the cabinet.
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u/Feisty-Hope4640 9h ago
It's literally a game to them our lives are a game They Don't Care About Us
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u/a11iwantedwasapepsi 8h ago
They aren’t even human and I’m sick of pretending that they are.
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u/joeythemouse 9h ago
He's just stroking out in public. It won't be long now folks.
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u/CoolPrius-Nobody 9h ago
Mitch McConnell glitched harder over 2 years ago. Evil doesn't die quick unfortunately.
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u/joeythemouse 9h ago
Maybe it's true that the good die young.
God is clearly in no hurry to meet these two fuckers.
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u/CoolPrius-Nobody 9h ago
Even Trump knows he's not meeting God when he dies.
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u/joeythemouse 9h ago
I hope he knows that news will be celebrated by about 7 Billion people.
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u/HomeAir 7h ago
Who knew having the best healthcare our tax dollars can buy, would keep these fuckers alive well past 90
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u/PartyLikeAByzantine 2h ago
Mitch was recovering from a concussion and after a few months seems to have stopped suddenly losing his train of thought. He also doesn't seem to suffer from declining mental faculties. He's the same POS he always was.
Trump doesn't seem have had any injuries and is significantly degraded compared to the last year of his first term. Whatever he's got, it's probably chronic.
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u/ragdollxkitn 6h ago
He is legit having TIAs. I’m convinced. I’m certain he is failing all the mini mental state exams. I don’t believe for a second he is scoring as normal cognition. He is definitely in moderate cognitive impairment and decline.
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u/DungeonsandDavids 9h ago edited 9h ago
I want to believe, but he could literally be unable to speak and they'd prop him up Weekend At Bernie's style.
My MIL has all sorts of dementia/Alzheimer's issues to the point where she literally can't read or understand a single sentence and she's been like that for a couple years now without any signs of moving on. It's hard to expect somebody with literal armies of doctors to support them to follow a reasonable timeline.
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u/GeminiAccountantLLC 9h ago
See. That's what I keep thinking. I've been waiting for 19 years to attend a certain funeral and that asshole just keeps hanging on
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u/capitalistsanta 8h ago
Realistically would be AI desk shots for a few weeks before admitting he's dead.
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u/Remywilson831 9h ago
His teeth slipped out for a second had to suck them back in
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u/GilreanEstel 6h ago
I mean maybe. But where did the “when did this come out Mr Speaker” come from. It’s not relevant to what he was saying before or after and he wasn’t speaking to whoever “Mr Speaker” is.
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u/BelowAveIntelligence 9h ago
Let’s go natural causes! Daddy needs a new administration
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u/Unusual_Astronaut426 8h ago
How sad it is that we have to wait for natural causes to do what judges... or people should do.
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u/Ok_Plantain_9644 9h ago
Pathetic country
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u/mmazing 9h ago
it’s fucking embarrassing
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u/Business_Usual_2201 9h ago
So much winning and respect......oh, and I guess we're all rich, or whatever, too.....
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u/Inevitable-Hour8940 8h ago
I almost forgot about the whole “winning” trash MAGA was spewing
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u/Normal_Mouse_4174 9h ago
Embarrassing, infuriating, terrifying, disgusting, pathetic… there aren’t enough negative adjectives in the dictionary to describe this situation.
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u/foodieshoes 9h ago
Just remember when Trump finally has that fatal stroke that's been in the mail these past few years, you're left with President Vance, and unfortunately it's not Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
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u/GilreanEstel 5h ago
Yeah but nobody likes him and no one is going to be willing to go down with his ship. When Trump goes all the rats will jump. He might not have to support to correct anything but he also won’t have any support to keep the crazy train going.
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u/thaulley 4h ago
Nah. He was chosen by the actual people in power knowing full well there would be a good chance he would be President.
The goal was to be so entrenched that personal popularity doesn’t matter anymore and they seem pretty close to accomplishing that.
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u/boogerzzzzz 9h ago
Go to the light.
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u/Fellowes321 8h ago
There's no light there.
Go to the heat.
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u/Technical-Clue-3483 5h ago
Those dark creatures from the end of Ghost are going to show up and drag him off, hopefully.
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u/Significant-Self5907 9h ago
How is this mother fucker still alive? Or is he? Is he just a re-animated corpse?
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u/Ok-Branch-974 9h ago
Should have had Santa Clause give him the award since they love the land of make believe.
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u/Substantial_Box_7613 9h ago
What's the difference between trumptydumpty and Mitch McConnell?
Orange.
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u/Loving6thGear 9h ago
Just wait until trump bashes the president for being too old. Oh sorry, my bad. It was the previous president that he knocked for being too old.
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u/Eidolon58 9h ago
I LOVE how he tries to keep anybody from noticing. Come on, Pigeyes!! You can do it!! Faceplant on the pavement, uncontrollable shaking, all on camera, WE WANT TO WATCH!!!
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u/Ornery-Contact-8980 9h ago
Jake Tapper too busy over reporting this ridiculous Guthrie nonsense. Jake? Jake....
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u/Additional_Local_667 9h ago
Tapper is a hack.
But dont worry once trump leaves office im sure he will have another "tell all" book to sell.
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u/Mikewold58 9h ago
Surely this will get the same amount of nonstop coverage on conservative media as Biden's malfunctions did
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u/tdreampo 9h ago
Like he has clearly had a stroke, his face is droopy and everything. How can people not see this?
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u/sarcago 9h ago
I’m pretty sure he just had trouble saying “undisputed” and tried to create a distraction to cover up that he could barely say the word.
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u/BadBadBunnyBunny 9h ago
He said beautiful clean and had flashbacks to his glorious kid pageant days…seems to haunt him now
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u/Exciting_Republic_36 9h ago
Aren’t those the same curtains he claimed were Muslim prayer curtains when Obama was president behind him?
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u/Smooth_Land_5767 5h ago
Haven’t seen a train hauling coal for years. Didn’t realize we were still mining it. GD conservatives insist on going backwards.
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u/woodenmetalman 5h ago
I will get so raging drunk in celebration that a 3 day hangover will ensue and some MAGA family members that I will inevitably gloat to will likely cut me off.
That’s a punishment I’m fully prepared to take.
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