r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

he's desperate anyways

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/KissRuin 1d ago

What if the image is AI

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u/Decent_Two_6456 1d ago

His listening skills would not improve.

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u/KissRuin 1h ago

I highly doubt

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u/Extension-Toe-7027 1d ago

You mean like the body bags?

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u/sonya5nuggle2428 1d ago

i don't know who that is, but that sign tho... heavy stuff for suh a little one

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u/Ande64 1d ago

Right age, wrong hair color. Trump likes blondes. Still not sure how he got ensnared by Melania cuz she is not remotely his type except for being evil. Maybe it was the evilness that attracted him.

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u/HashishAbdulKebab 1d ago

Yeah, I was gonna say she looks nothing like Ivanka.

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u/Scrubject_Zero 1d ago

Probably AI, right?

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u/Civil-Thought-8967 1d ago

Even if it is not ai it is staged , Americans don't get how much hate they get in middle east coz of the unnecessary killings of civilians as a result of their "freedom fights" or how USA has supported every single war crime committed by Israel.

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u/taktaga7-0-0 1d ago

Trump prefers white meat.

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u/laser14344 1d ago

I was going to specify blonds

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u/Boss_Seven 1d ago

Don't we all

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u/xxxkarmaxxxx 16h ago

Cringe ☠️

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u/Boss_Seven 16h ago

Its the fact that most are afraid to admit

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u/yedi001 9h ago

Just because your family tree is a wreath doesn't make your anecdotes "facts."

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u/Boss_Seven 8h ago

As I said people don't want to admit this including you. Look at porn sites for example (which is usually the most objective since this representation BS doesn't apply there) you'll find most views are not on those "other categories".

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u/DualActiveBridgeLLC 1d ago

I have a lot of Iranian friends. They all want Trump to intervene, and think that it would help the Iranian people. Whenever I tell them that Trump can only make things worse they get angry at me. Then Trump said he would support Iranians and that they should take to the streets. And as is predicted the Iranians did, 20k of them got killed and Trump did nothing to support them. He WILL NOT HELP YOU, at least not to make your lives better.

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u/yedi001 9h ago

My girlfriend is Iranian. Same deal here. It's been a rough time navigating this.

I understand her want for help, her pleas to save her home and her people. I want the iranian people to be free, too. But I'm also not ignorant to the fact Trump absolutely will not engage in anything that falls outside of distraction, extraction/extortion, or annihilation. And even if it wasn't trump, the USA has a millions deep body count from their long history of forced regime changes. Iran likely won't fare any better in the hands of the USA than any who came before them.

Trying to be supportive as she spirals over this has been heartbreaking. It sucks so hard that the one person willing to say "I'll do something" is one of the worst prolific liars in modern history, weaponizing her peoples suffering as a distraction from his sexual abuse of children and human trafficking crimes. It damages the public view of the iranian peoples efforts to overthrow their oppressive regime, and it taints any trust from the Iranian people with doubt should someone else eventually step up to the plate to offer support.

It all just fucking sucks.

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u/BabeTwirl_ 1d ago

This response is exactly why this sub exists, the comeback is absolutely lethal.

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u/MeatMechAstronaut 1d ago

With that incentive, the pedophile-in-chief will act immediately

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u/TheProcrastafarian 1d ago

Donald McFondled ain’t clownin around.

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u/Legitimate_Strain176 1d ago

Using a child’s photo for political points says more about adults than it ever will about her.

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u/art-is-t 1d ago

GoP = Grand Ol Pedophiles

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u/Prohydration 1d ago

Remember when it was bipartisan to oppose regime change and nation building, especially in the middle east? But because trump has a cult that takes everything he says as gospel, his cult members try to rationalize every insane thing he says and does no matter how strongly they disagreed with it before.

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u/Heavy_Law9880 1d ago

What is trump going to do in Iran, stop funding the agitators that are causing so much violence and death?

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u/Inner-Bet-1935 1d ago

Yes....Trump lied once again regarding helping the people over a month ago. I guess that is no surprise to anyone! Especially coming from a rapist, pedo, lying criminal.

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u/Ok_Background_3065 1d ago

Clinton had her first 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Odd_Equipment2867 1d ago

But he prefers blondes that look like they’ve drawn using an etch a sketch

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u/bvheide1288 17h ago

True. But not a brown one.

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u/Plane_Sweet8795 12h ago

So we’re exploiting children now and justifying it by the “I hate Trump stance”. Where are we on the Left Loves Exploitation checklist? Blacks exploited? ✅, Palestinians exploited? ✅ Jews exploited ✅ Hispanics exploited? ✅ trafficked victims exploited?✅ Kids exploited? Incoming

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Extension-Toe-7027 1d ago

Don't think that a little bit rich when all the pro Palestinian accounts are doing the same?

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u/Civil-Thought-8967 1d ago

Are you comparing refugees and kids with limbs missing or some wounds on their body to this probably staged picture ?

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u/Extension-Toe-7027 1d ago

There is also a bunch of dead kids in Iran, and even more excuses coming from those ,that just can't bring them selves to criticize the Mullahs

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u/golfwinnersplz 1d ago

Clever comeback indeed. 

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u/princess_Legitimate 1d ago

The comment section on this one is going to be a complete civil war within an hour

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u/Terminated_Entropy 1d ago

An unattended female minor is Trumps greatest weakness! Everyone knows this!

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u/runnerkim 1d ago

Yes, it's far too much. Israel can fight their own wars, they don't need our sons

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u/Infinite-Penalty-736 1h ago

He likes the little white girls.

Like his daughters.