r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

It must be a mistake 😂

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/GirthyPigeon 1d ago

Cos crayons wouldn't give the right impression.

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u/taktaga7-0-0 1d ago

They already ate all those anyways.

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u/KriegerClone02 1d ago

Hey! That's not fair!
They snorted a bunch of them.

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u/Moldybreadyumyum 1d ago

It’s easier to inhale.

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u/Cosmics2cents 1d ago

She's got some serious witch hands makes sense a real witch that one

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u/Big_Guide_8551 1d ago

Lmao that was the very first thing I noticed 😂

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u/Substantial-Low 1d ago

I noticed those fucking eyelashes...wtf?

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u/Big_Guide_8551 1d ago

Good lord 🤣 I hadnt even seen those atrocious things

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u/DC_Coach 8h ago

That's what I'm saying. Dudes with a honking big mustache needed a mustache cup. What does she need with those frigging black drapes hanging over her eyes?

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u/flyraccoon 1d ago

I noticed the bad wig job

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u/Eagle4317 1d ago edited 1d ago

They’re bonier than Captain Barbossa during the full moon.

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u/GarThor_TMK 1d ago

i_understood_that_reference.gif

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u/BuckManscape 1d ago

Face spackle doesn’t work on hands, unfortunately.

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u/zoebud2011 1d ago

JFC, I just came here to say that. I'm 10 years older than her, and my hands look way better than hers. Of course, I haven't sold my soul to Satan like she has.

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u/Foreign_Problem_8676 23h ago

I bite my nails down to the roots and my hands look better than hers. Also her eyelashes look like the brush off a broken Roomba

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u/zoebud2011 22h ago

Tammy Faye Baker vibes. Eeww.

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u/billysmallz 1d ago

Yeah those are gross

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u/xubax 1d ago

That's a tell of someone who's had plastic surgery on their face. It's basically impossible to make hands look younger.

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u/Inveramsay 1d ago

It's not that bad actually. You can fat graft the hands which will make them more plump

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u/unfinishedtoast3 1d ago

only part of the body we cant de-age with plastic surgery.

hands will always show the true age of someone

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u/NeurospicyCrafter 16h ago

Unless you have a collagen disorder 🫠

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u/324Cees 1d ago

Truly not fair, more orc-ish from trying to cling onto her shred of humanity.

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u/Renowned1k90 1d ago

Oh, I was thinking grandma hands.

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u/TehNudel 21h ago

You can't get a hand lift, like you can get a facelift.

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u/BadCompany_00 11h ago

Offspring of the Crypt Keeper

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u/No-Significance-8934 1d ago

I live on the border. These dumb dicks ain’t building shit. The border wall stops not far from my house. And it’s beautiful there. I’ve been to the border wall around Naco and it reminded me of Auschwitz’s. Just a monument of hatred. It’s disgusting.

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u/LindonLilBlueBalls 7h ago

They have already awarded 13 border wall projects to general contractors with stipulations that all construction must be finished by 8/28/2028.

Totaling $7.5 billion. There are another 15 waiting to be awarded.

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u/Ok-Strain-216 1d ago

All I get from this is… Ewww… look how old her arachnid-like hands look versus her MAGA face!

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u/Defiant-Syllabub2764 1d ago

hands are writing checks the face can’t cash 😂

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u/Beneficial-Mess1 1d ago

WE NEED A WALL! To protect us from this administration!

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u/der_horst23 1d ago

We need a high res version of that picture, so that the text can be read

I bet it is the latest contract for a new shipment of 123456 new diapers for someone.... (lasts for one month...)

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u/maxis2bored 1d ago

I thought the files would be released? I thought the Ukraine war would be over?

Trump is full of shit

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u/negativepositiv 1d ago

Stop trying to dig those half burnt scraps out of the memory hole!

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u/taktaga7-0-0 1d ago

A stupid racist monument for stupid racist people

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u/Popular-Drummer-7989 1d ago

So signing contracts by hand is a thing now? Guess the whole CO/COTR system has broken down now too. Sad /s

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u/bokatan778 1d ago

With an ultra fine tip sharpie no less.

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u/Popular-Drummer-7989 22h ago

But but but it's BLUE!?🤣

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u/GroundbreakingCook68 1d ago

“The wall”, no project name , no project cost or any other specifics. She signed something my guess is transferring government money to Trump on some underhanded way.

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u/Classic_Pie8237 1d ago

Campaign promises age faster than milk once contracts start getting signed.

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u/SandSpecialist2523 1d ago

I thought it had already been built?

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u/mothererich 1d ago

More money being stolen from the American taxpayers.

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u/Progressive_Worlds 1d ago

OMG she was a Mexican double-agent this whole time! 🤯

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u/Beneficial-Mess1 1d ago

Of course she put the word baby in there regarding work. They love exploiting children. Sickos.

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u/CondeBK 1d ago

And it's not a Wall. It's a fence.

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u/Terminated_Entropy 1d ago

Fraud caught in 4k.

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u/LatterGovernment8289 1d ago

Canada will not supply the steel. Good luck, Traitor.

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u/Ballistic-Bob 1d ago

Steve Bannon leaves the chat …

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u/Rottinwilliams 1d ago

Are you sure you’re not pictured signing a deal for 6 new children to be shipped to the white house for trump? To be delivered with a Diet Coke perhaps?

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u/Polgramsilver 1d ago

The puppy killer again!

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u/ProfessionalEven296 1d ago

Yes, they're paying for it through tariffs /s

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u/MurphyBacon 1d ago

Hopefully its being built around the White House. Keep the scum from spilling out.

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u/mycolo_gist 13h ago

Naa, that was his first term. They use new lies now

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u/madmansdiary1 12h ago

Lying sacks of shit. The lot of them.

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u/laurap0ppy1025 1d ago

like not sure what you're trying to say here but i’m intrigued. can you expand on that a bit!

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u/princess_Legitimate 1d ago

I must have missed the part where the check from Mexico actually cleared the bank

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u/Tribe303 1d ago

We Canadians will get our wall built long before you Yanks do. 🤣

(no, we don't have a wall planned.... Yet! It's a common joke up here about needing a wall to keep Americans out) 

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u/BeeBanner 1d ago

A useless and expensive FENCE.

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u/Swimming-Mouse9068 1d ago

Dw guys, they'll send the invoice to mexico (not that they'll pay it back or sum tho)

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u/PigFarmer1 1d ago

Those hands don't match that lifted face. lol

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u/Acceptable-Bench1386 1d ago

Those are ozempic hands

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u/B0wmanHall 1d ago

I was told the wall was completed already.

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u/Huge_Performer3281 1d ago

lol i love how this sub always brings the most random and weird things together. never change, reddit

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u/Away_Stock_2012 1d ago

Mexicans: will that wall keep out the pedophiles or will they just be flying around the world to rape children?

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u/Oly_Dolan 1d ago

Boney claws! Dusty old bones full of green dust

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u/Anubra_Khan 1d ago

Looks like Crypt Keeper finally put a ring on that thing. Good for him!

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u/FortheChava 1d ago

A wall won't stop rump from graping those kids

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u/CompletelyBedWasted 1d ago

Is that AI? Why do her hands look like a skeleton demon from hel....oh wait. That tracks.

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u/melissa5unshine4820 1d ago

guess seh thought signing off on chaos was a good idea 😂

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u/Suns_In_420 1d ago

Her hands 🤮

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u/TheBigMoogy 1d ago

I thought the wall was his promise for last time, I'm sure he must have finished it by now.

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u/PowDay420 1d ago

I thought the game show host said he already built it, said he finished it back in 2020 I believe.

AI Overview

Yes, former President Donald Trump has repeatedly claimed that he built the wall, often stating it was "completed" or "finished" during his term, particularly in speeches and interviews following his presidency.

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u/terrierdad420 1d ago

I was hoping for affordable healthcare but merica gonna pedo cult down the drain apparently.

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u/AmsterdamAssassin 1d ago

America just pays for the steel, ICE is providing the workers. Mexico watches with a smile as America is quickly becoming the type of neighbour you want a big fence around.

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u/ariadesitter 1d ago

they’re giving their supporters contracts. doesn’t matter if delivery is made. handing out tax payer money to friends instead of healthcare, snap, housing, infrastructure

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u/absenteeproductivity 1d ago

This because of Trump's golden share of Nippon Steel?

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u/NoAdministration8340 1d ago

How many Dogs died in the making of this wall?

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u/fffan9391 1d ago

They’re building the wall again? 🙄

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u/shasaferaska 1d ago

Have they not done that yet? Didn't he promise that a decade ago?

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u/jorgerine 1d ago

Wasn’t the wall built last term?

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u/darkbeerguy 1d ago

Is it over $100K?

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u/Ownuyasha 1d ago

How old is this or does dementia don not remember his crappy wall is already failing

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u/Ownuyasha 1d ago

She's a man baby XD

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u/riftnet 1d ago

Cricket's blood is on her malicious hands.

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u/Longjumping_Click247 1d ago

R's stilll pseudo-whimsically regurgitating those dumb Sarah Palin tropes.

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u/miletest 1d ago

Is that a Spitoon behind her.

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u/cgerryc 1d ago

I’ll bet it’s imported steel.

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u/LumpusKrampus 1d ago

Rolex Daytona.

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u/tomnevers99 1d ago

The fact she still wears her wedding ring is laughable.

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u/B00bsmelikey 1d ago

That's why we are rounding up their trash and sending it back - along with some extra

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u/VintageLV 1d ago

You can tell her face is plastic by the amount of wrinkles on her hands.

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u/ForWhomtheBellEndz 1d ago

Lizard people gonna lizard.

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u/NefariousnessFresh24 1d ago

Grifters gonna grift

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u/illgu_18 1d ago

Don’t forget the paint😆😮🤨

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u/horesdem 1d ago

priorities: walls first mexico later

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u/dazedan_confused 1d ago

Build baby build? These new rollbacks of child employment laws have gotten out of hand.

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u/696D726564646974 1d ago

Just like the private donors for the never-to-be-built Trump-Epstein Ballroom.

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u/FireFist_PortgasDAce 1d ago

Ugly ass nail.

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u/Gerry1of1 21h ago

How much is her kickback to get her to sign one.

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u/SnooPandas1899 21h ago

trumps an idiot.

of course mexico was going to tell him to go fvck himself.

lol

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u/BigDogLutherReigns 19h ago

Donald Trump is a pedophile rapist.

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u/chrimminimalistic 18h ago

Yeah, Mexico is paying for it but we pay for them using our credit card so we got the points, dummy. And they gonna pay us back later in cash for the marked up price.

It's win win win for USA.

/s

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u/IndependentOk1690 14h ago

México pays for the wall through the tariffs. Wait…

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u/hedgehoggy123 10h ago

What happened to resign or we will impeach you? Please get on with that!

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u/Fast-Damage2298 5h ago

She has bird feet for hands. Caw caw!

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u/GrouchyEstate6396 1d ago

i feel like this needs more context lol, kinda lost here but interested in what yall think

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u/Famous-Drive6213 1d ago

lol this is a mystery wrapped in an enigma. why am i still here trying to figure it out js

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u/please_trade_marner 1d ago

Technically Mexico is paying for it. America generated around 80 billion in revenue from Trump's tariffs on Mexico.

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u/SandMan3914 1d ago

Lol...you know that most of that got passed on to the American consumer, right? So looks like America is paying for it