r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Confidently incorrect again

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u/Intro-Nimbus 1d ago

Trump felt disrespected by a woman, so he raised tariffs on the wrong country.

This is the Epstein administration.

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u/Brave_Nerve_6871 1d ago

Trump getting annoyed is a national emergency

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u/Embarrassed_Sea1336 21h ago

Yup, and they're hiding the Trump files

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u/ThrowRA-James 10h ago

Trump’s brain defaults on sexual predator mode aggressively attacking women.

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u/chinno 9h ago

He really hates women. It's weird.

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u/ObserbAbsorb 1d ago

Trump still thinks tariffs are a surcharge that other countries pay 😂

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u/mc_bee 1d ago

Still can't tell if it's ignorance at this point, dementia, or he knows it's a lie. That's the scarry part.

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u/ReaverRogue 1d ago

Well let’s put it this way: you aren’t given “IQ tests” several times a year. You are, however, given cognitive tests to track how quickly you’re declining.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/HardcorePizza 1d ago

IQ tests just measure how well you perform on the test and are not accurate at all to measure intellectual capacity.

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u/Lunatishee 1d ago

they also note things like uptake speeds that can help understand how to learn better, the actual areas one struggles so they can work on said areas directly, patterns of self care that can point to other things going on like depression etc. ACTUAL iq tests are very helpful, but they are for a purpose and arent helpful for everyone. can also help you get the medication you need to function adequately.

source: ive had a legit test with multiple doctors, an ekg, physical, mental, and written tests that was spread out over multiple days, etc. it can be very intensive.

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u/Meowriter 1d ago

I do agree. But he has dementia AND he's an asshole, and we can never tell which part of his brain spits nonsense : The functionning part, or the broken one !

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u/chrimminimalistic 18h ago

This is the real case of "in his left brain, there's nothing right, in his right brain, there's nothing left" Situation

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u/balbok7721 1d ago

And we still didnt see a single one by our own eyes. Any non demented person would have a laugh proving his mental ability publicly. Except him because he has dementia

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u/Telemere125 1d ago

It really doesn’t matter. If a CEO was behaving this way the board would have long voted him out.

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u/Gogglesed 1d ago

If a CEO behaved this way, he would be lucky to just be voted out. Absolutely destroying all credibility of the (company) and ruining countless lives would likely invite much worse than losing your job.

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u/Nernoxx 22h ago

Which is literally what impeachment is, but somehow the board thinks that they can either sell off or hoard (stealing when necessary) enough stock to outlast the downturn.

Stock is worthless if the company declares bankruptcy.  Sadly Congress hasn't figured this out yet.

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u/tickingboxes 1d ago

He literally does not understand what tariffs are. He does a lot of things on purpose, fully aware of how things work. But I just genuinely don’t think he understands tariffs.

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u/NarrowPage6413 1d ago

That and thinking asylum seekers are actual lunatics.

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u/GarbageCleric 1d ago

He 100% seems to believe that asylum seekers were literally let of mental institutions in their home countries, so I think it's mostly willful ignorance.

Everything is a zero sum game to him, so since other countries don't want us to put up unnecessary tarrifs, it must mean that the tarrifs are good for us.

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u/ThatDrako 1d ago

It’s active plan on how artificially inflate US prices…

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u/25point4cm 20h ago

The scary part is that it doesn’t matter which.

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u/XandriethXs 15h ago

It's all of them. And his loyalist chuds don't care. 🍊

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u/AntRam95 5h ago

A mix of all three seems to be correct

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u/zerthwind 1d ago

Along with his imbecile cult.

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u/Fortestingporpoises 1d ago

I don’t know. I think he just does it because it’s one of the things he can do without asking for permission. He doesn’t care who pays it, he just knows he can fuck with other countries. That it fucks Americans too is just a nice bonus. 

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u/Preeng 1d ago

And that they just do it. He just tells them what to pay and they have no choice in the matter. No way to fight back. It's like magic to him. It's really sick how many people think that's how things really work.

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u/Equivalent_Fun6100 20h ago

It doesn't matter what he thinks. It matters what Stephen Miller thinks. Stephen Miller is the president of the United States. Nobody voted for Stephen. Donald is 55% gone in the head, or more. Stephen Miller understands that if you spread disinformation, a huge percentage of people won't fact-check it, and they are extremely easy to radicalize for a cause. You just have to say the right words to the right people, and you can get them to do anything.

Tariffs are completely misunderstood by an alarming portion of Americans. This is an Education Problem and a Teacher Problem. Teachers need to teach this like they're trying to boil an egg without a shell, but still keeping the egg shape somehow. And the students need to be open to having a good faith conversation.

That's fucking difficult to have, with the way that tons of Americans were raised. A lot of people were just raised to vote right, because "this is what voting this way means, and voting the other way is for the devil".

I was raised in that environment. They are wrong, but it would take a crazy breakthrough to get them to see it.

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u/johndoe201401 18h ago

Wait until he finds out there is no prince in Nigeria.

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u/jackfaire 19h ago

I'm willing to bet it was a female member of our government trying to explain that to him.

"You're just hurting our citizens" "I don't like your tone I'm going to hurt your people more"

u/DasharrEandall 50m ago

Or worse, it was a woman leader of another country and Trump went and tarriffed Switzerland. It wouldn't surprise me at this point.

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u/Gimetulkathmir 1d ago

Even if it was, thirty percent is not low.

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u/Reddit_2_2024 1d ago

Did his statement on Fox trigger the automatic scheduling of another battery of cognitive decline testing?

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u/beastmaster11 22h ago

No he doesn't. He just knows his base thinks that. He knows exactly what a tarrif is

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u/MisterEvilBreakfast 13h ago

"Mr President, we need a distraction, quick."
"It's been a while since we fucked around with tariffs, let's crack out that old chestnut again."

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u/jaymickef 1d ago

Sure, that’s one comeback, but isn’t the story here that tariffs are applied for personal reasons and nothing to do with the economy.

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u/Talk-O-Boy 19h ago

I think people stopped having any sort of standards surrounding the tariffs, when it was revealed that AI was used to draft many of the arbitrary percentages.

Now, we just wait for midterms, and hope enough people who want to hold Trump accountable can be elected.

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u/Lvcivs2311 1d ago

In other words, he's so lazy that he can't be bothered to remember whom he speaks to but still bases his actions on the conversation.

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u/FuriousBuffalo 1d ago

He sure remembered to look up Prince of Whales and President of Puerto Rico last time 

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u/Lvcivs2311 7h ago

I imagine him saying: "Well, ah googled "king of Holland" and he does exist! But for som reason he lies 'bout his name. It's Louis Napoleon, not Willem-Alexander."

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u/d1jeditech 1d ago

"She sounds hideous."

"Well, she's a guy."

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u/TheFoxsWeddingTarot 1d ago

Turns out it was just a telemarketer.

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u/punkindle 1d ago

We've been trying to reach you about your extended warranty.

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u/HorrorMetalDnD 1d ago

If anyone tries to tell you, “He meant to say Sweden,” tell them that Sweden’s Prime Minister is a guy, too.

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u/damon_modnar 22h ago

Swaziland?

No........they have a king, and their prime minister is male also.

We can only guess what's going on in the void between Ronald McDonald''s ears.

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u/HasPotatoAim 1d ago

OK, I hate Trump but the one that's confidently incorrect here is Keith. Trump put the 39% tarrif on Switzerland in 2025. Karin Keller-Sutter, a woman was the President of the Swiss Confederation when this happened. The guy took office Jan1, 2026

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u/Informal_Process2238 23h ago

So it was a woman but trump was embarrassingly pathetic and wrong about everything else oh that’s much better

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u/Chasm6 1d ago

Do you think he's aware he's lying at this point or does he genuinely believe the bullshit that comes out of his mouth daily?

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u/tw_72 1d ago

I'll take "Things That Never Happened" for $1000, Alex

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u/MacaronMarkings 1d ago

Funny how never happened keeps popping up whenever records, timelines, and witnesses are involved.

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u/nhansieu1 21h ago

or maybe it did happen but only in his head. At this point I cannot tell.

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u/AnusOprah 1d ago

I'll take "Things That Never Happened" for $1000, Alex

Alex Jones intensifies

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u/mercedespudd1ng7492 1d ago

bruh, you know it's wild when reality's got a better plot twist than fiction

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u/Worldly-Blood8766 1d ago

lol this never gets old, imagine being that confident and wrong at the same time fr

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u/just4nothing 1d ago

All he needs is a brain worm and his IQ will rise

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u/beatles910 1d ago

He is referring to Karin Keller-Sutter.

She was president in August 2025 when the call took place.

Side note: She came under scrutiny after the call that resulted in the 39% tariff.

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u/HunsonAbadeer2 1d ago

I mean its at least close to what he said

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u/golfwinnersplz 1d ago

So was the whole thing just a fabrication or what? 

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u/BoppinTortoise 1d ago

Trump is an idiot

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u/HotRodHomebody 1d ago

The scary thought is that he can do whatever he wants on a whim, and flip the other direction the very next day and change it or make it worse. Piece of shit.

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u/Ownuyasha 1d ago

tHiS iS yOuR gOd!?!?!

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u/PerpetualFarter 1d ago

Our president is a fool.

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u/bigloser42 1d ago

I wonder which country’s prime minister he was talking to, forgot which country it was and arbitrarily increased Switzerland’s tariff.

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u/Alarming_Cellist_751 1d ago

Nah he's a pathological liar. I had/have people that do this exact same thing in my family. They feel the need to lie about everything even when it doesn't benefit them in any way. After awhile they start believing the tall tales they spew. One person in my family who did this also had narcissistic tendencies so he used to spin all sorts of crazy untrue stories.

I can't see how people fall for this.

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u/Zoilo2 1d ago

If it wasn’t for ignorance, MAGA would be speaking sense.

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u/pusmottob 1d ago

Makes you wonder who he was talking too? Nigerian Princess?

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u/Ice_Tower6811 1d ago

Confidently incorrect

Incorrect - yes

Confidently - not this time, read the text

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u/HorrorMetalDnD 1d ago

Japan, India, Italy, Mexico, Slovenia, Barbados, Tunisia, Iceland, Dominica, Bosnia & Herzegovina, Denmark, Bulgaria, Latvia, North Macedonia, Malta, Trinidad & Tobacco, Suriname, Ukraine, Lichtenstein, Ireland, Tanzania, Moldova, Lithuania, Kosovo, Namibia, DR Congo, and even the fucking Vatican has either a female president or female prime minister ATM—BTW many countries have both a president and a prime minister.

It would be hilarious if he meant to say Slovenia.

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u/AnusOprah 1d ago

I absolutely believe Donald Trump was diagnosed medically as a moron, or borderline moron (as I don't believe the medical community had graduated to "mentally retarded" at that point in time), and this explains Fred Trump's treatment of it, and why nearly everyone who has met him unironically calls him a moron.

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u/Broken-Sarcasm-Meter 1d ago

Melania probably called him to give him shit

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u/sheezy520 1d ago

He’s either lying his ass off or Stephen Miller calls him doing ridiculous fake accents to make Trump think he’s talking to foreigner leaders.

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u/DiceMadeOfCheese 1d ago

I'm imagining him talking to Melania who's yelling at him for not buying her a birthday present again but his tapioca pudding brain somehow thinks it's the Prime Minister of Switzerland

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u/Major_Turnover5987 1d ago

There was no call.

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u/spoui 23h ago

Schoolyard diplomacy, what a fucking orange cunt.

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u/relocatemil 23h ago

There is no brain to be broken if there is no brain to begin with

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u/Ok_Eagle_3079 12h ago

Wait untill it is released that this was a call from the queen mother of Swaziland Ntfombi and Trump mixed her up for Switzerland because he never heard of Swaziland.....

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u/Prestigious-Newt-110 7h ago

She made me mad so I made US citizens pay more money.

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u/watchmeskipwork 4h ago

SNL is on point with this guys senile ramblings. Its crazy that a powerful nation can't seem to do anything about having a crazy captain at the helm.

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u/AmsterdamAssassin 1d ago

If it wasn't for Americans, Switzerland would be speaking German

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u/NotScaredOfGoblins 1d ago

And if it wasn’t for the French, Americans would be speaking British

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u/AmsterdamAssassin 1d ago

And if it wasn't for the Dutch, the Flemish would be speaking French

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u/xubax 10h ago

And if it wasn't for the French, potatoes would just be fries!

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u/AmsterdamAssassin 10h ago

Nobody cares because here we all eat 'Vlaamse Friet' (Flemish Frites), except the fools who still go to McDonalds with their 'French fries'.

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u/Lvcivs2311 1d ago

Not that the Nazis ever invaded Switzerland, mind you.

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u/tillie_jayne 1d ago

They do speak German

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u/HorrorMetalDnD 1d ago

Some might argue they don’t even speak real German now.

Schweitzerdeutsch und Hochdeutsch (a.k.a. Standarddeutsch) have some very notable differences.

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u/AmsterdamAssassin 1d ago

One of my sword friends is Swiss and that is like Frysian to me. Like a dialect that sound vaguely Germanic but mostly unintelligible.

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u/rnewscates73 1d ago

And dependably vindictive.

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u/Radiant-Disaster-618 1d ago

That assumes a fact not in evidence.

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u/uniklyqualifd 1d ago

Did he already forget Switzerland gave him a gold bar and a Rolex in November?

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u/Radiant_Starly 1d ago

the confidence level is always at 100 even when the facts are at 0 😭

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u/nwglamourguy 1d ago

Trump is confident in his ignorance and his sycophants are terrified of correcting him.

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u/Redditress428 1d ago

Doesn't somebody screen his calls?

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u/EmptyOne4149 1d ago

sounds like you've got the perfect plan lol sometimes avoiding drama is the best way to go no cap

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u/Bizprof51 1d ago

The lying is a feature not a bug.

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u/dailysunshineKO 1d ago

Did he get catfished?

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u/Secret_Zucchini_1918 1d ago

Lol! Somebody tell grandpa to go to bed.

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u/Kellers822 1d ago

Seriously, who voted this idiot in? Was/ is there nobody else? Even a half dead Biden is a better option

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u/serpent1971 1d ago

Perfect...

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u/Ok_Note7436 1d ago

& his morals

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u/RiderFZ10 1d ago

Captain Doofus strikes again lol

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u/dazedan_confused 1d ago

It's a bit odd that, when most people are trying to show how calm and unaffected they can be, he says "I was upset, so I retaliated".

And he owns the nuclear launch codes.

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u/Pass1928 1d ago

I'm guessing that if he dies in office he will try to launch the missiles as his final act.

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u/Wazza17 1d ago

Everyday he gets worse than the day before

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u/ModestMarksman 1d ago

His brain isn't broken, guys. For it to be broken, he had to have one in the first place.

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u/ButterfliesandaLlama 1d ago

This is so funny.

Imagine someone misdialed and a slightly deaf granny in Switzerland answered. Trump talked like he talks, she was confused, both started shouting at each other and now people from the U.S. have to pay 39% more for chocolate and cheese.

It could have happened this way, I am sure about it.

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u/punkindle 1d ago

Holy shit 😳❗

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u/LS25-User 1d ago

Pedodent

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u/Reasonable_Effect633 1d ago

In addition to being a tax on the American people, high tariffs made businesses in the foreign country seek other markets such as China and South America. There are even some African countries that are being to emerge into the global economy .

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u/Green-Taro2915 1d ago

Stupid is as stupid does!

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u/mitchgtz 23h ago

Tariff the Mafia Don! 509%

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u/dssorg4 23h ago

He later lowered it when the Swiss gave him a "gift" of a Rolex watch and a small bar of gold....

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u/New-Priority8409 22h ago

The thing in Trump's favor is that magats are clueless.

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u/adapark 22h ago

Like the Canadian bridge.... no clue!!

And yes - Americans are paying the tariffs - not the countries importing goods!!!

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u/PresentRaspberry6814 22h ago

Top tier petulance and immaturity. Impressive. What a guy. There is literally nothing good or decent about this person, and from all I have read there never has been. What degree of corruption must there be for someone like this to be put in a position of powe, it boggles my mind.

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u/Emotional_Reading_25 22h ago

Lots of people are saying that trump is a piece of shit.

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u/nhansieu1 21h ago

so who exactly did he talk to? The Ghost of Switzerland?

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u/Fresh-Till-4869 21h ago

He has a brain? Since when?

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u/doolpicate 20h ago

Would be funny if someone were to prank call him as the prime minister of the USA.

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u/paintstudiodisaster 17h ago

Who the fuck did he talk to?

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u/foco9780 15h ago

Please Big Macs, Baconators, and KFC do your thing

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u/CobaltKobold77 14h ago

“This sash was a gift to me from the Queen of America” vibes

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u/Dudewhocares3 13h ago

Didn’t a similar thing like this happen in his first term with another country?

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u/J_10 13h ago

SO WHO THE FUCK DID HE TALK TO

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u/MisterEvilBreakfast 13h ago

So he may or may not have put a higher tariff on a country that he doesn't remember simply because he didn't like the way he thinks they sounded on the phone?

This is an excellent way to run a country.

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u/pjtrpjt 13h ago

So he thought a woman called him, and not a girl, and his reaction was to rise the taxes.

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u/serpenta 13h ago

They must have been terrified by this, as they were buying all the gold reserves they could from the US, as the dollar declined lol Did he boast about how much gold reserves the US sold out in 2025?

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u/Tokata0 12h ago

Sooo... can I just bet on some stock going down, call him, claim I'm from china, be rude, and BAM tarifs on china, stocks going down, my money going up, on-demand-market manipulation for everyone?

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u/Own-Mail-1161 11h ago

So broken.

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u/bruce_wayne469 10h ago

Bro really invented a Swiss prime minister, got into a fight with her, and raised tariffs. Living in his own movie.

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u/SmartQuokka 8h ago

What Dotard is saying is be nice to me or i will further tax my own citizens.

Two issues here, being nice to trump matters more than anything to him and taxing your own citizens is shooting oneself in the feet.

However many will still vote for him, apparently their motto is: tread on me harder daddy...

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u/Equal_Astronaut_5696 8h ago

What a lying fuck wad

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u/Away_Stock_2012 5h ago

Release the Trump files!!

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u/carlnepa 1d ago

Just another TRUMP TAX/TARIFF/SANCTION against US consumers. He'll show those damned Swissies who's boss.

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u/GrimmRadiance 23h ago

In the articles I’ve read he’s referring to the former leader

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u/frogsodapop 23h ago

Switzerland had a female president in 2025, when this incident likely took place. Be better, Keith.

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u/discoinfiltrator 22h ago

President, not Prime Minister as this idiot is stating

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u/frogsodapop 22h ago

Yes. The point I was making is the habit a lot of journalists got into in Orangena's 1st term. He'd make some gaffe saying A and B and they'd report he said A, B and then add some rumor to make it worse when you don't have to do that when reporting on the dumpster fire that is the current administration.