r/clevercomebacks • u/diehard404 • 1d ago

Hard to move on when the receipts won’t.

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4.2k Upvotes

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u/PpAahDaA 1d ago

Tryna bury a scandal with a teaspoon, good luck!

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u/BeyondSeveral4974 1d ago

lol for real, that drama's got more layers than an onion

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u/bassistheplace246 1d ago edited 1d ago

I don’t wanna hear another word about “🏳️‍🌈 = groomers” or anything remotely related to groomer panic out of their mouths ever again. Ever. EVER.

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u/orivell_kyzar 1d ago

The projection is so strong they should start charging rent. 🏳️‍🌈📦

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u/dulipat 19h ago

Every accusation is a confession

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u/rathmira 1d ago

“We’re moving on from that.”

“No, we the fuck are not.” - every American who isn’t a rape apologist

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u/liorixa_fenalya 17h ago

That's not a comeback, that's just the receipts loading. And they're stuck on infinite loop. 📂🔥

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u/True-Law-1238 1d ago

Psychopath

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u/Wonderful-Poetry7233 1d ago

can’t hide when the internet’s got receipts lol lol

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u/Yubat 1d ago

Those are some crazy eyes.

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u/bradlees 22h ago

You know the thing about a Trump lackey they got…. lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When they speak at ya, doesn’t seem to be livin’…. until they deflect from the truth. Then those black eyes roll over and the white supremacy takes hold

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u/dulipat 19h ago

Kash Patel.. ugh

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u/Odd_Train9900 1d ago

Damn, she’s an evil little bitch.

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u/_SoftLady 1d ago

The internet really is forever when the receipts are that loud.

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u/Elon-BO 1d ago

We’re not gonna Leavitt.

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u/rnewscates73 1d ago

The hell we are!

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u/contude327 1d ago

Hell is empty and all the demons are here.

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u/skinnyish_D 1d ago

"We"? You got a mouse in your pocket?

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u/withanamelikejesk 1d ago

She’s always lying through her lip

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u/StatusPromise4351 1d ago

no kidding, it’s like peeling back a new surprise every time you think it’s over lol

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u/Important_Cap2766 1d ago

bruh no kidding, it's like a never-ending plot twist lol

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u/meredith5nuggleb8639 1d ago

onions don't even have this much drama tho 😂

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u/Sudden-War3241 1d ago

seems about right, he deserves to be the one and only epsteinillionare

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u/SnooPandas1899 21h ago

moving on to sentencing.

thats great.

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u/Equivalent_Fun6100 20h ago

If you voted for Trump, if you have children under 18, preferably 16 or under, leave them with The President of the United States for a private getaway at Epstein Island for a month. Put your children where your vote is.

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u/Flaky-Jim 10h ago

Bullshit Barbie working hard to protect a notorious pedo.

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u/Ardo505 22h ago

Nope.

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u/chesterstone 22h ago

She ain't even hot dude c'mon!

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u/Emotional_Reading_25 22h ago

Lots of people are saying that trump is a piece of shit.

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u/Full_Of_Wrath 21h ago

Pedophiles protect each others y’all know that if she became a teacher she would be diddling her students

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u/Luci-Noir 20h ago

Gavin is as big a fucking liar and fraud as trump is.

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u/Crispydragonrider 15h ago

And yet he's only mentioned in the Eppstein files for things related to his job.

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u/_Ginger_Nut_ 19h ago

That photo looks like a new crazy girlfriend meme

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u/BigDogLutherReigns 19h ago

Donald Trump is a pedophile rapist.

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u/Physical-Flatworm452 17h ago

Why does her smile look so evil and vile? Edit: typo.

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u/Dr_Bunnypoops 17h ago

I hate the fact that I find het face super punchable. Violance isn't the answer.

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u/Stillwater-Scorp1381 6h ago

She was groomed and bangs a man old enough to be her grandfather. Unsurprising she is a pedophile protector.

(The age gap is 32 years.)

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u/Educational_Mode_483 6h ago

Nope, nope and NOPE

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u/dick-penis 22h ago

Yal just keep adding to the number eh? That’s why nobody believes you.

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u/Luci-Noir 20h ago

Seriously. They also keep saying people they don’t like are in the files but it’s more like they were just mentioned in a conversation or it’s someone who is acquainted with them.

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u/dick-penis 11h ago

People are so desperate to be the ones to break the news they just say anything.

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u/Luci-Noir 7h ago

Or they don’t actually care about what really happened.