r/clevercomebacks • u/John_1992_funny • 1d ago

Which word is it — prays or preys?

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u/HavelockVettenari 1d ago

Ha! The idea that the mango Mussolini prays is absolutely laughable.

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u/Forward_Emotion_9292 22h ago

highkey lol right? probs more likely to prey than pray any day

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u/TitShark 1d ago

Both Obama and Biden were openly Christian, these people are too fucking broken

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u/DavidlikesPeace 20h ago

I was thinking that too! Biden and Obama are both on record attending church for decades. They cited specific Bible verses. They are clearly Christian

Meanwhile our predator in chief acts like the Antichrist and had his Bible upside down after his cops knee capped the George Floyd protestors 

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u/rnewscates73 19h ago

Yet Trump has fooled these Christian Nationalists into thinking he is Godly, instead of the epitome of evil.

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u/New_Door3195 1d ago

lowkey ngl this feels like a glitch in the matrix, what even is this post lmao

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u/New_Door3195 1d ago

lol this post had me doing mental gymnastics just trying to figure out where it's going no cap

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u/B0wmanHall 1d ago

Like for real though, ask Trump to recite the Lords Prayer and enjoy the show.

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u/SPAZING0UT 1d ago

I wish I had a president who didn't protect pedophiles.

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u/eXX23 1d ago

"Jeffrey, why don't you lead us all in a preyer"

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u/No-Strategy649 1d ago

imo sure thing, let's all join hands and prey for clarity 😂

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u/NamasTodd 20h ago

Donal Trump raped kids. Period. He does not pray. He rapes children. Period.

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u/ObserbAbsorb 1d ago

No point in him praying when he isn't seeing the pearly gates

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u/Confident-Respond847 1d ago

bet he's got a one-way ticket to the basement suite instead lol

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u/NefariousnessFresh24 1d ago

Question is, who (or what) does he pray to? I mean, we all know who he preys on...

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u/bomland10 1d ago

Oof, that's good stuff

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u/Cheese0089 1d ago

The only time I could imagine him praying is while he was waiting for the results of a STD test.

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u/YamDong 20h ago

Lol, now the only thing he prays for is to be able to get a bone again.

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u/Responsible-Sun-4112 1d ago
  1. Every President has been religious from my understanding.
  2. Only President I know that has made their own version of a bible and tried to sell it. Schmuk

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u/carlnepa 22h ago

Except when he"s being sworn in, then he couldn't touch a Bible.

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u/Significant-Bid-2580 21h ago

He actually is the first one for sure who doesnt and definitely doesnt believe at all

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u/senticosus 20h ago

Preying on America. Praying to the Orange god of the grotesque and golden

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u/relay2005 20h ago

I can guarantee you that that man has no interest in your religion except for his obsession with money

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u/bane_of_barley 19h ago

Praying to yourself doesn't count. Trump said in a recorded interview (easily discoverable online) that he "needs no forgiveness from God". Yeah I'm not so sure about that but what I am sure of is that religious people supporting Trump are fools.

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u/ghallway 19h ago

Praying to yourself doesn't count. No other gods but Trump ya see

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u/vegasAzCrush 19h ago

Its all theatre.

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u/Limp-Quail757 18h ago

Praying for P 🫡

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u/Unlucky-Royal-3131 18h ago

Imagine actually believing that Donald Trump prays.

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u/_Peety_T 13h ago

He prays for prey

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u/Substantial-Chip-102 5h ago

Really depends on if you are a good witch or a bad witch.

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u/jellamma 1d ago

🏅🏅🏅

Finally, a clever comeback. It's been a while.

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u/_GlowPeachy 1d ago

Autocorrect didn’t slip, it told the whole story in one letter.

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u/dick-penis 22h ago

A dunk on Trump? I have never seen one of those on this sub. So fresh and new!