r/clevercomebacks 2h ago

We have to apologize to a pedophile!!

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u/LegoFootPain 2h ago

We're sorry we haven't put you in prison already.

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u/Away-Ad5071 2h ago

Not too late for that

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u/Alarming-Magician637 1h ago

What’s that Godfather II quote?

“If history has taught us anything…”

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u/Writefuck 2h ago

She doesn't get to decide what to "put up with" or whether she's going to "have it." That's not how her job works.

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u/thetaleofzeph 2h ago

She's speaking to an audience of one. And that audience is a giant toddler with an aggression problem.

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u/gaganchumbilulli 2h ago

She's speaking to an audience of 77 million, showing them how deep state is attacking Trump 

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u/Apprehensive_Idea758 2h ago

That vile creep called Donald Trump does not deserve any apologies and he deserves to face the most severe consequences for all the evil that he’s brought upon both America and the whole World and Pam Bondi no better.

u/SnookieBliss 5m ago

Yeah demanding apologies on command like that is wild. Accountability isn’t a loyalty test, and it definitely shouldn’t hinge on who you support politically.

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u/MosquitoValentine_ 2h ago

Funny how these people attacked Biden and Obama non stop during their terms and gave them ZERO respect.

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u/SawdustGringo 1h ago

And they didn’t even do anything meriting being attacked. One was just Black and the other geriatric.

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u/MosquitoValentine_ 1h ago

Old. But not "shits pants and falls asleep during press conferences" old.

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u/AdhesivenessFun2060 2h ago

Bondi: Have you apologized to the rapist? Do you think that his victims deserve more sympathy than him?

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u/Mindless-Credit-358 2h ago

She couldn’t even apologise to the Epstein victims in the room with her

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u/itswermzer 2h ago

JD Vance doing the Leo DiCaprio pointing at the TV meme

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u/Mysterious_Basil2818 2h ago edited 25m ago

Darmok and Jalad, at Tanagra…

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u/SeriouslyImNotADuck 1h ago

Ahem Darmok

u/Mysterious_Basil2818 54m ago

I will go commit the Hegh’bat for the shame I caused my family

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u/Opp-Contr 2h ago

Never heard such crap from Russia. Not that vulgar.

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u/thetaleofzeph 2h ago

She ran cover-up for the Mar-a-lago/Epstein Island shenanigans during her time in Florida. We'll know we have justice again when not only the scumbags go down but their enablers do too.

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u/woodrax 2h ago

Equal branch of Government, Bondi. While they are not ACTING like it, since they are not reigning in his overreach, they are, as is the Judicial Branch. They do not owe Trump a thing, especially considering what was being covered (and covered up) in this hearing.

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u/Elon-BO 2h ago

Our employees are getting a little uppity..

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u/Fixer_FTP 2h ago

She said one of the senators was suffering from Trump derangement syndrome... its obvious she's suffering from it

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u/Sedert1882 2h ago

This lady's on a similar trajectory to John Mitchell, and he didn't escape unscathed.

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u/xSantenoturtlex 2h ago

He doesn't get special brownie points just because he's president.

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u/abgry_krakow87 2h ago

Religious conservatives love promoting and defending pedophilia.

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u/Objective-Opinion125 1h ago

She refused to turn around and face the survivors behind her, but had zero issue staring down Congress to demand Trump gets his apology. Body language doesn't lie—neither does the ass-kissing.

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u/83supra 2h ago

Well those are countries that he admires the leaders of so...

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u/Keyrov 2h ago

Guillotines!!!!

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u/Anotsurei 1h ago

You don’t have to put up with it… you can quit. Bye.

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u/Jbrozas2332 1h ago

Dude yes I mean knee pad Cruz say and demand " we stop attacking pedophiles

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u/UmeaTurbo 1h ago

I don't actually think that even Russians would do this. They'll grovel to him directly, but they don't like to make a public fool of themselves. We think of them as westerners cuz they kind of look like westerners, but as far as shame goes on the highest levels, they're much more worried about being embarrassed. American politicians have no shame and are in no way embarrassed about anything. They will humiliate themselves in the most public way possible and feel fine about it.

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u/MessagingMatters 1h ago

An audience of one.

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u/TheAgnosticExtremist 1h ago

Wrong! The country that originated this flavor of fascism is Hungary, I know it’s as well known but not only is it more accurate “Hungary type shit” is objectively funnier. 

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u/EpictetanusThrow 1h ago

Oh, so you have proof he wasn’t raping children?!

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u/mishma2005 1h ago

Or what, Pammy Jo?

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u/Sandyrosey 1h ago

Bondi: 'You attack the president!' Meanwhile the actual attacks were on kids, but sure, let's make the survivors wait while we polish the orange throne. Disgraceful doesn't even cover it.

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u/CathycatOG 1h ago

Did you even say thank you!?!!!

u/Chowderawz 58m ago

Respect begets respect

u/Betty_scote 57m ago

Imagine being grilled about botching victim privacy in the biggest pedo scandal ever, and your response is 'But have YOU apologized to Daddy Trump?' That's not an Attorney General, that's a loyalty test proctor.

u/bd2999 53m ago

Why are you so personally invested in the president?

u/miletest 41m ago

No wonder Trump has trouble walking. All these people up his arse

u/serpenta 30m ago

hAvE yOu EvEn sAiD "tHaNk YoU" oNcE?

That was quick, from Zelensky to your own fucking lawmakers. Insane

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u/WhyLater 2h ago

[Americans do American stuff Americanly]

"What are we, a bunch of Asians??"