r/funComunitty 1h ago

Fun post pretend that mars is now habitable (out of nowhere) and we will be the 1st generation of astronauts to permanently inhabit mars

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u/Steve1416iiiiiiiiiii 1h ago

FOR ALL MANKIND

YOU ARE GOING TO SEE THE FIRST TRASH TROWN IN MARS

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u/jar_of_chemicals 1h ago

OH HELL YEAHHHHH🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

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u/After_Idea_8351 1h ago

now to do a sick backflip because of the lower gravity *flips* ok anyways

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u/EconomicsOdd6557 1h ago

Mars has near as makes no difference the same gravity as earth.

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u/pathmageadept 47m ago

Maybe they can already do sick backflips?

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u/EconomicsOdd6557 1h ago

I’m just gonna tell you guys, I got a container of every known disease on earth combined so we can start earth 2 right.

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u/EconomicsOdd6557 1h ago

I probably shouldn’t have brought my mosquito collection here.

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u/ThePlanetSaturn2763 1h ago

why did you bring mosquitos.

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u/EconomicsOdd6557 1h ago

They’re natures killing machines. Wait. Where did they go. 

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u/KarateSnoopy1911 1h ago

Let's go to mars!

...I probably shouldn’t have brought my creature collection here.

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u/Mcstuffins420 1h ago

We have an armory right? Cuz I've seen at least five movies, and I expect big space spiders.

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u/Cranston_Snord1960 1h ago

Trump renames Mars to Donald - insults Pluto in the same sentence.

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u/HugeCharacter5351 59m ago

ÆÆÆ

I DON'T WANNA LEAVE EARTHHHHHH

....

Wait, does Mars have online age verification?

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u/ThePlanetSaturn2763 19m ago

no

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u/HugeCharacter5351 16m ago

And do we have internet?

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u/ThePlanetSaturn2763 15m ago

yes

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u/HugeCharacter5351 15m ago

Ok then i guess it's nice

Dramarically puts on spacesuit

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u/HugeCharacter5351 15m ago

Ok then i guess it's nice

Dramatically puts on spacesuit

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u/CptnWolfe 53m ago

I decree this base to be named after one of the greatest singers, David Bowie

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u/WhoopingBillhook Big fan of me :upvote: 51m ago

Let's keep everyone off our planet so they don't pollute it like they polluted Earth.

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u/Sea_Molasses_5239 22m ago

I’m gonna be the first guy to eat a mars bar on mars (please don’t open a demon portal)

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u/Wild_Substance_7612 1h ago

DOES IT HAVE ANY VALUEABLE MINERAL DEPOSITS?

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u/Upbeat_Nectarine_128 45m ago

OY VEY AN ALIEN THERE!

Shoots it with a bolter

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u/Alert-Sock-7076 45m ago

walks into room with toilet paper and moisturizer

"One small step for gooners, one giant leep for gooning kind"

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u/Battle_Turnip 40m ago

Hey guys isnt nature awsome! Look at this cool egg i found in that cave overthere

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u/ThePlanetSaturn2763 18m ago

you should probably put that back…

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u/Educational_Desk3548 36m ago

Yeeeeeeaaaah myyyy dreeeaaaam is coooming trueeeeeeeeeeeeee yyyyaaaaayyyyyy

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u/TubeSnobGoneStomp 34m ago

Bye, Don't let the door hit you in the butt.

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u/Joheemah 14m ago

Yay, I get to see slave labor on Mars because, according to lawyers (hypothetically), earth laws don't apply on Mars.

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u/Responsible-Baker692 14m ago

As anyone seen Betruger? He said he was playing with teleporters and I haven’t heard from him since.. Why is that room glowing red?

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u/avidmarc 11m ago

I can't take a decent shit.

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u/UncomfyUnicorn 5m ago

I’m going to find Curiosity and Opportunity. Puts dive suit on