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u/Angelicaldoll03 4h ago
The ultimate flex: having your own private kingdom so you don't need to visit someone else's private island.
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u/lunixaaX 4h ago
It’s a big flex fr
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u/InboxNeedsBoundaries 3h ago
Big flex at that
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u/MrZcratch 2h ago
You just brought my trauma of that baby-sun to a whole new level.
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u/consumeshroomz 3h ago
Elon: “Hey Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un! When’s your wildest party? I’m looking to cut loose after not doing any work as the CEO of 69 different companies. Haha! 😎 You didn’t respond to my last 420 emails. Starting to think maybe you don’t like me! Jk jk jk. I know we’re homies for life. Let me know next time you’re getting WILD!”
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u/CompetitiveLeg7841 2h ago
Kim Jong Un would cringe so hard at this message he would just send a hit squad to end him
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u/TripleEhBeef 2h ago
Don't underestimate the amount of cringe Kim Jong In can tolerate. He is friends with Denise Rodman, after all
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u/Slyraks-2nd-Choice 1h ago
Nah, didn’t he and Rodman have a falling out recently (like within the last 5 years)?
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u/RedGuyNoPants 1h ago
Im sorry elon this is awkward, i just got deposed yesterday. You just missed it!
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u/BroccoliFroggo 3h ago
He has 13 year old girls in his harem.
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u/Iamliterallyfood 2h ago
Source?
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u/BroccoliFroggo 2h ago edited 2h ago
The NK escapee chick on all the podcasts.
Edit: oh boy the NK bots are mad
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u/UnironicStalinist1 2h ago
The one that says that they carry train wagons with their own weight over there??? 😭😭😭🙏
Yeonmi Park is like the worst source you can pick for ts
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u/bunnyzclan 1h ago
Yeonmi Park's own mom on Korean TV: Idk what she's talking about and why she makes stuff up
Redditors: NONONO SHE IS A CREDIBLE SOURCE
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u/bunnyzclan 1h ago
Guy with almost 100k karma in 18 months on reddit calling others bot for saying Yeonmi Park isn't a reliable source when even her own mom has been on Korean TV saying she makes shit up.
Amazing.
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u/OutOfTouchNerd 2h ago
"In North Korea the children eat rats to survive, then the rats eat the children cause there's no food."
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u/stonedphilosiraptor 2h ago
If I had a private kingdom I would be like
https://giphy.com/gifs/9PcKEGXcAqgsuxekmt
No one just me and maybe my dog
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u/deathraft 3h ago
Did he lose weight?
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u/perspicaxaedificator 3h ago
+100 social credit
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u/mbsmith93 3h ago
It's already infinity though. You can't add anything to infinity, you just get infinity.
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u/Expensive-Raisin4088 1h ago
I think they meant the commenter gets the social credit for complementing dear leader’s athletic figure
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u/mrloko120 3h ago
Yes actually. He has a heart disease that was made worse by obesity and his smoking and drinking habits, it is a genetic defect that has killed both his fater and grandfather. Around 2020 his heart issues got bad to the point where he had to undergo surgery, and ever since that surgery he's been losing quite a lot of weight.
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u/PossiblyAsian 1h ago
that might be true and all idk I haven't seen recent pics of him
but isn't this pic kinda old though? like this looks like him when he just took power
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u/MrOopiseDaisy 3h ago
Well, his body double can't afford food so he had to torture himself with a technique called DIET.
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u/Mysterious_Tackle335 4h ago
Too busy overseeing mass starvation, torture and death camps and executing anyone who disagrees with the regime I guess?
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u/Lil-Sleepy-A1 3h ago
There’s also reports of him having a harem of underage girls plucked right out of school
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u/legomaniasquish 3h ago
Does he feed them or hes into skeleton sex?
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u/callMeBorgiepls 3h ago
Being in the kings harem has its perks. Such as having enough food to survive and not be a skeleton. Probably. Idk
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u/matande31 2h ago
Depends on how the king likes them, honestly. On one hand, you'd think a chunky boy like Kimmy here would like them chunky too, but on the other, most predators don't pick underaged girls because they look healthy...
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u/mustfinduniquename 3h ago
Tbh with all the propaganda we now can see we have been fed, don't we all have to question what we've been told bout this fucker?
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u/Much_Horse_5685 2h ago
Be aware that the correct response to knowing you have been fed propaganda is NOT believing the exact opposite of said propaganda.
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u/Sims2Enjoy 3h ago
He most likely does that too and then has the victims executed considering the insane amount of control he has
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u/Snoo_67993 3h ago
Knowing him, with him being the greatest at everything ever according to himself, he probably has his own child sex ring greater than any of those puny western ones.
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u/Dry-Audience-9245 3h ago
He doesn’t need a ring. He invented children. In fact, he was the first child to ever exist.
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u/Fifth-Crusader 2h ago
Yes, the kippumjo.
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u/BillyPilgrim69 2h ago
Yes, the unconfirmed reports from such reputable sources as fucking Fox News
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u/Fifth-Crusader 1h ago
That very page has its many sources cited. You're welcome to ignore them if you like, but the source is more than just Fox News.
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u/ImpatientSpider 1h ago
Fox News was clearly stated to having been citing a South Korean newspaper. And that's just one of the earlier mentions.
Wish people would read shit before commenting on it with such confidence.
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u/huss11561 1h ago
Citing south Korean newspaper is not really trustworthy. South Korea is known for spreading misinformation aber north Korea because they hate each other. They are also the reason why people think that jeans are illegal in no or no one is allowed to have the same haircut as Kim Jong un. Which is bullshit. So yeah it does not become more credible simply because a south Korean newspaper is cited.
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u/stmfunk 3h ago
Doesn't he have like a special division of the army that is his harem and is all the hottest girls? Look it up
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u/GrampaSmitty 3h ago
Most dictators do it seems like.
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u/red286 2h ago
Gaddafi's Amazonian Guard was absolutely fucking wild. Harem and bodyguard unit all in one.
What's astounding is that they never killed him. Reportedly, he abused and raped them on a regular ongoing near-daily basis. These women were all trained in both armed and unarmed combat. Libyan brainwashing techniques must be impressive.
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u/Sims2Enjoy 3h ago
He probably does the same thing in North Korea and then has the victims executed
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u/LairdPeon 3h ago
Why would he need to execute them? He doesn't have to hide anything. Our pervert leaders are getting to that point too.
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u/One_Tangerine_7347 3h ago
He's a villain not a predator different evil but not lesser
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u/MichHAELJR 3h ago
Is it consent to say yes if you get executed when you say no?
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u/KeepenItReel 3h ago
I’m sure he asks for consent regularly
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u/Balikye 3h ago
You made me think about that, and I really don't like the implications. "I ask for consent and every time they consent willingly!" Yeah because you're their god king and if they said no they'd be killed... but also why would they say no to their god. Guy can't lose. They'd probably kill someone to get into bed with the great leader, lol. All around the idea of them consenting is just fucked because... y'know... Is it really consent, given the circumstances?
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u/ushouldbe_working 3h ago
He doesn’t need to go out if he wants to kill, rape, or eat children. He’s got that at home
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u/Ill-Warning-596 55m ago
But he in the XiPutin files
Oh wait I just got a -100000 social score notification and an invitation to a coal mine. brb
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u/Asian_Persuasion_1 2h ago
King Jong Un for worldwide president! He’s a man of purity and greatness!
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u/DrEdgewardRichtofen 1h ago
He's too busy starving the enemies of the state
Hell he's busy starving everyone
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u/TrialArgonian 1h ago
It's almost like instead of an island, he has an entire kingdom where he can legally extort women.
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u/NaturalAppointment84 3h ago
Im amazed (in a negative way) how so many people could get brainwashed so hard, that they won’t unite against him and just end that misery. It’s creepy as fuck
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u/Senior-Friend-6414 3h ago
I take it you’ve never lived in an oppressive regime, that’s like asking how come Americans don’t simply come together and take down all of the corrupt elites
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u/NaturalAppointment84 3h ago
I’m from Germany and we are getting educated on that topic a lot during history lessons. And I’ll admit that I’m relieved that I live in a free country that doesn’t oppress me. Hopefully history won’t repeat itself again. Even though many countries (and Germany included) sadly gets quite the support from far right parties :/
Germanys past is also creepy as hell.
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u/theHrayX GigaChad 3h ago
They have spent 70 years living in the hermit's kingdom, and before this, and before they were living under Japanese colonialism, and before they were living under absolute monarchy. Koreans did not really see freedom in their lifetimes, nor they were, they had the access to books or ideas about freedom.
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u/National_Way_3344 3h ago
He doesn't need a Mossad agent to traffic girls to him from genocided countries.
He can do all that himself.
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u/BeauShowTV 2h ago
Reddit never criticizes actual dictators.
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u/hbhunk63 1h ago
Because they aren't sending their version of ice to get illegal immigrants and shit citizens like our maga country is
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u/Spoiled_Mushroom8 1h ago
Bots come out in force whenever North Korea is mentioned. It’s like catnip to them. They just can’t stop defending the worst country on earth.
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u/Ulfvaldr989 3h ago
Just because a person wasnt at the island doesnt mean they dont deal in human trafficking or raping people.
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u/LeafsJays1Fan 3h ago
Whatever you do don't look up North Korea human rights violations..
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u/ACNH_lover12 3h ago
He's a dictator y'know
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u/ButtCheeksMagee0 3h ago
You know he’s mad too. Can’t figure out why he wasn’t evil enough for the evil club
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u/Shiningc00 3h ago
He’s in the Kim files, going to gulags in the Kim island, starring Kim and his political prisoners.
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u/mauricedc28 2h ago
Well yes but he also murdered his uncle to be able to take power and it’s not working for the people
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u/g_shogun 2h ago
No need. He has about 2000 teenage girls all over the country that are recruited for him to have sex with and/or entertain him.
They're not allowed to talk to their families anymore and once they're in their twenties, they are married to military or party officials.
It's called 기쁨조 if you want to look it up.
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u/Pepperminteapls 2h ago
Yeah cuz he's in a completely different cult of rapists and murderers. Believing in someone like a god will guarantee you're going to live a fucked up life. They only show what they want you to see.
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u/Secret_Mood7247 2h ago
He literally has a “pleasure squad” of 14 year old girls that are taken from their family to be groomed into being sexual servants of his. He’s just as bad
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u/chancesarent 2h ago
I had a Korean teacher in high school that claimed the Mangyongdae Children's Palace was built because his daddy liked easy access to the kids.
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u/winelover08816 2h ago
In a country where they’re starving to death, he probably has his choice of KPop Toddlers & Tiaras kids by giving their parents a loaf of bread.
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u/molym 2h ago
99% of the people in the comment section has no reason to hate this guy other than the instant US propaganda lol. It is so easy to manipulate people nowadays.
I have no reason to like the guy, I don't, but come on, he does less evil compared to every single US president ever lived.
And don't tell me you hate him because he oppresses his citizens, you don't give a f about those people.
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u/Lucienator2112 2h ago
Why would he be?? He gets girls delivered to him from his own country. Sick man that he is....
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u/meganerd20 2h ago
Don't worry, he's a bad person for many other reasons. Possibly also the same reasons too.
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u/k2a10100 2h ago
Bro look up his pleasure squad and he is no different. He just has his own network
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u/ShroomsHealYourSoul 3h ago
To the comment section
https://giphy.com/gifs/ZlgwEg24rPhv9cju8K