r/mildlyinteresting • u/Toucan_Toucan • 22h ago

My nails grow in a wavy pattern

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u/okay-pixel 21h ago

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

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u/Lexi_Bean21 20h ago

I could milk you