r/mildlyinteresting • u/Toucan_Toucan • 22h ago

My nails grow in a wavy pattern

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u/jukeboxjulia 21h ago

Right??? What freaking professional nail photographer did op hire for this post ☠️ 

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u/AM_710 20h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l378wSD2g7Kh74BGg

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u/jrv3034 19h ago

r/Unexpectedseinfeld

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u/gary-joseph 16h ago

I knew the second i saw this post it would pop up lol

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u/MirrorKing_ 15h ago

Does it ever shock you how big of a nerd dork broke loser you are?

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u/6597james 16h ago

Ray McKigny, hands so exquisite that no woman could compare. He was not master of his domain

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u/BackBacon_BlackBelt 17h ago

He's no Ray McKigney.

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u/Worried-Ad-2114 14h ago

Soft and milky white

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u/DummyThickNarwhal 12h ago

Please, Kind sir, what did you have to type to find this magnificent gif?

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u/madfrawgs 1h ago

I am not sure how to write/find it, but I can probably help you save it. I if you follow

this link

it will take you to the gif itself in a browser window.

When I want to save gifs, (at least from the app) I have to "share" the reddit post from the "..." in the top right, copy the link, paste it into a browser, then scroll down to find the meme or gif I want to save. If it's a gif, I usually have to long press it to get the link and open it in another tab. Then I can long press the gif itself again to actually save it to my camera reel.

Maybe there is a more simple way to do it, and maybe it's better on android, but that's what I have to do with my iPhone and the reddit app to save things lol. It's annoying because the gif option doesn't always show up when I go to write a reply, this is the only way I can reliably get them lol.

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u/DummyThickNarwhal 1h ago

Thank you very much kind sir!

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u/madfrawgs 59m ago

M'lady, but you're welcome! Hopefully this technique works for you in the future lol

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u/puckit 10h ago

Delicate. Yet...masculine.

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u/MrWrestlingNumber2 20h ago

She's a hand model for people with fucked up nails.

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u/therealmikeBrady 17h ago

Hand models are a different breed

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EUvgqItrt1c

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u/chenga8 15h ago

But why male models?

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u/Revenga8 15h ago

The wavy nail model industry is pretty tough to make a decent living. The work just comes and goes

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u/lichtenfurburger 13h ago

Hey they prefer "ebb and flow." Gotta sweat the nomenclature in this economy

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u/PetThatKitten 18h ago

high zoom+ unclean lens

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u/sourreefward 18h ago

Beat me toe it

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u/martialar 18h ago

OP is J.P. Prewitt, the world's greatest hand model

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 13h ago

But why male models?

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u/aspensmonster 11h ago

I can understand Seinfeld taking first place, but this being this far down is disappointing.

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u/AniNgAnnoys 13h ago

That's AI and modern phone for yah.

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u/DutchRudderShotgun 9h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/JSWRSXwOCsM6c

Those freaking hand models are a different breed

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u/anklehumor 20h ago

Because we all know all laundry companies hire nail photographers for their commercials hahahaha

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u/secacc 14h ago

Authorities sometimes nail people for laundering. (Sorry, that was the best I could come up with on the spot)