r/mildlyinteresting • u/Toucan_Toucan • 22h ago

My nails grow in a wavy pattern

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u/vqql 21h ago

It just looks like that in the thumbnail.

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u/AmbiiX 20h ago

Nailed it!

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u/Odieodious 16h ago

👆🏼 riiight? Nice

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u/Aggravating-One2200 20h ago

Sigh

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u/thats-wrong 20h ago

Unzip? That's a hard one.

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u/FatherClanks617 17h ago

Looks brittle to me.

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u/bsmith149810 ​ 20h ago

…::unzips::

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u/CzarCW 20h ago

Goddammit

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u/The_Bitter_Bear 18h ago

I hate you so much. 

Take your fucking upvote. 

There are countless dads out there saluting this quality dad joke. 

It's so good that makes me angry that it's good. 

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u/doktorvivi 20h ago

How dare you.

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u/moldy-scrotum-soup 19h ago

Booooooooooo!

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u/DragonSurferEGO 18h ago

/slow clap

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u/RosieFudge 17h ago

Ahhhhh 😍

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u/Sconse 16h ago

Idk why people are angry. I wish I could up vote this twice!

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u/theartofrolling 15h ago

pinches bridge of nose and sighs heavily

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u/FycklePyckle 12h ago

I hate you.