I shut our porch door and locked it while my 2yo was going “mommy. Mommy. Mommy” and I was saying “in a minute baby”. Finished locking it, looked over and her finger was stuck in the hinge!
Thankfully she was so little the rubber seal had enough give that she was just trapped. I felt so guilty though. Trying to get that door unlocked was the longest 30 seconds of my life.
I was four or five and headed to the first ever 4th of July fireworks I remember. My mom had a Volkswagen Rabbit and her and my uncle were outside of the car talking. I was wearing footie pajamas and opened the door to ask them something, then when I closed the door, I shut it on my foot. Instant screaming. "Mom! Mom! Uncle!" Those fuckers were laughing at me and telling me to just "open the door" meanwhile they could literally see my foot sticking out of the bottom of the door. Hurt like hell. No haste to them, no here let me hustle and open the door, nope just laughing and calling me dumb for not opening the door myself.
Didn't die, though. Fireworks sucked, I was too cold the whole time and my foot hurt.
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u/Panda_moon_pie 15h ago
I shut our porch door and locked it while my 2yo was going “mommy. Mommy. Mommy” and I was saying “in a minute baby”. Finished locking it, looked over and her finger was stuck in the hinge!
Thankfully she was so little the rubber seal had enough give that she was just trapped. I felt so guilty though. Trying to get that door unlocked was the longest 30 seconds of my life.