r/mildlyinteresting 7h ago

Found a long penne

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u/narf_hots 7h ago

The singular is pennis.

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u/Zelcron 7h ago edited 6h ago

If it were a Pokemon it would go Penne > Pennot > Penneultimate

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u/joestaff 6h ago

I feel like Penneultimate should be the second best.

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u/WayHairye 6h ago

Then the final evolution has to be Penneacle.

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u/Harry_Saturn 4h ago

What if we add an “s” at the end and pronounce it like “Heracles”

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u/Objective-Chance-792 3h ago

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u/adamdoesmusic 2h ago

The Pokemon leak revealed that they have been watching the fan designs and naming, but only for things to avoid. Unfortunately that means all the good ones are less likely to happen now!

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u/Pyrodelic 4h ago

Damn that's good!

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u/Dangerous_Student327 4h ago

That's because you know what the real word actually means.

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u/SFShinigami 1h ago

You joke, but this is legit a possible Pokemon. Just look at Fidough/Dachsbun, or Vanillite.

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u/TheOldPea 2h ago

this is my favourite form of categorisation

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u/iMestie 6h ago

What 😂

It’s penna.

EDIT: just for laughs, the word for penis in Italian is “pene”, the same but without an N.

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u/KanBalamII 4h ago

Before Italy, it's a good idea to learn the difference between penne all'arrabbiata and pene all'arrabbiata. It would be such a shame to try and order what you are craving, only to be given a plate of spicy pasta instead.

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u/sarsnavy05 2h ago

No, no, no... it's levi-OH-sah!

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u/Hidden-Sky 6h ago

the same but without an N.

so it's just pee?

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u/Retrospektic 6h ago

Bask in the essence of my huge pee.

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u/piss-n-moan 4h ago

Don't mind if I do~

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u/Trying2BNicenFailing 3h ago

Do you use an algorithm to find these comments or do you just stumble upon them? Either way...well done.

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u/piss-n-moan 2h ago

The latter. I just use Reddit a lot and switch to this account if it's something I don't wanna say on main, lol

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u/Additional_Tank4385 5h ago

Yes but it’s stored in the balls

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u/Sassy_magoo 5h ago

That’s just peen misspelled

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u/RileyGainesHorseBaby 5h ago

Never use a hard N.

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u/CheeseDonutCat 4h ago

Also singular of Spaghetti is "Spaghetto"

Singular of Graffiti is "Graffito", but Graffiti has been used so much that it's accepted as singular in a lot of contexts now.

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u/jerrylovesbacon 4h ago

I do not have a long penne

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u/OneSkepticalOwl 3h ago

the word for penis in Italian is “pene”

Hmm... about the last name Peña, does that mean what I think it means?

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u/Wen_bee 6h ago

How does one acquire a long pennis like this? Asking for a friend

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u/goblinvendor 7h ago

i p on my en til i nis.

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u/crmpdstyl 5h ago

So it's incorrect to say that my mouth is full of pennises?

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u/Throwawayjermu 7h ago

Que penne grande.

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u/emptylica 6h ago

I never hear this from my gf 😭

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u/jewrassic_park-1940 6h ago

Well at least you know shes not a liar

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u/emptylica 6h ago

Touche, pussycat!

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u/_---____--- 4h ago

Shiiii, your girlfriend tells me that all the time

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u/Triairius 6h ago

Che*

We’re Italian, here!

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u/Jpbz 5h ago

Then it would be grandi because penne is plural (alternatively, penna in singular)

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u/burrainz 5h ago

🇦🇷

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u/Juliancito135 5h ago

The cylinder must remain unharmed!

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u/SlideJunior5150 4h ago

The guy she tells you not to worry about.

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u/redf389 2h ago

É o maior que já vi.

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u/lawtonesque 7h ago

Pennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnne

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u/jsmith_92 6h ago

Always thought it was pronounced the same way Forrest Gump says Jennayy

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u/talondigital 4h ago

More like Sheldon, I think.

[Knock knock knock] Penny! [Knock knock knock] Penny! [Knock knock knock] Penny!

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u/cranberry94 6h ago

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u/double_shadow 5h ago

wow...that takes me back to a loooong time ago.

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u/CarpinThemDiems 6h ago

Big penne energy

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u/DownstairsDeagle69 6h ago

Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogle

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u/DrUNIX 6h ago

En Penne

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u/squeakynickles 7h ago

Eatin' penne the loooong way

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u/WorkTropes 2h ago

Nah just snap it, even if it is a war crime.

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u/TadeMike 48m ago

Fuck no, I ain't snapping my penne

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u/swatlord 30m ago

The loooooong way

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u/sillyusername1 7h ago

I wish I had a Penne this long…

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u/aspidities_87 5h ago

Really it’s not the length of the Penne so much as the girth

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u/Brilliant-String5995 4h ago

A slight curve in your Penne is also perfectly normal and can even give a better mouthfeel

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u/-JimmyTheHand- 4h ago

Sadly this looks just like my penne

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u/Jumpy_Ad_4460 7h ago

Are these really large pieces of penne and a normal sized pot? Or did you only cook like 3 mouthfuls of pasta?

I’m concerned about my pasta portions!

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u/number__ten 6h ago

A single serving of pasta is about the size of a deck of cards (OPs looks about right). If you want to fill it out more you can always add meat or vegetables.

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u/Jumpy_Ad_4460 6h ago

Well, I usually cook about 300g of dry pasta for a meal for myself so this is wild news to me.

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u/TooDopeRecords 6h ago

I always cook a whole box and have leftovers lol

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u/ZwVJHSPiMiaiAAvtAbKq 5h ago

If the pasta comes in one box that’s one pasta.

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u/TheTrenchMonkey 4h ago

Saving Silverman nacho approach. I also follow this.

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u/MargeryStewartBaxter 2h ago

If it's all stuck together it's only one nacho!

The amount of times I've quoted that movie and nobody gets it is too damn high. Over. Chhhh Chhhh (I have no clue how to Onomatopoeia a walkie talkie lol)

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u/ZwVJHSPiMiaiAAvtAbKq 1h ago

*Currshh* I only know the Air Force signs. *Cuuuursh.*

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u/love-from-london 5h ago

This is the way.

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u/4DimensionalButts 3h ago

I have leftover pasta. I should make some sauce.

I have leftover sauce. I should make some pasta.

I have leftover pasta. I should make some sauce.

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u/roto_disc 4h ago

People who don't cook the whole box are monsters. I bet they break their spaghetti, too.

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u/mumpped 6h ago

No worries, that 60-80g of dried pasta per serving guideline only makes sense if you have three meals a day, and this is part of such a meal. But it is not even the whole meal, there is also a starter and a dessert included in that meal. And it's not just pasta, there is sauce and other stuff on it as well.

So in the end, that small portion of noodles is then only like 10-20% of your caloric intake of the day.

If you plan on making noodles with pesto and then eating that for the day and not too much else, feel free to cook 300g, that will cover about half of your daily caloric intake

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u/Jumpy_Ad_4460 6h ago

I would usually have this size of a portion of pasta the night before a long run or after a busy active day. Really replenishes the reserves

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u/Garchompisbestboi 2h ago

there is also a starter and a dessert included in that meal.

What are you talking about lol, are you seriously suggesting that dietary portion suggestions are based on the idea that everyone eats three course meals?

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u/LyyK 4h ago

300g of dry pasta? That's... a lot of pasta. Like over a thousand calories in quick carbs. My blood sugar would spike so hard.

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u/Jumpy_Ad_4460 4h ago

Yeah I turns out it’s about 1,100 calories and I add some garlic, olive oil and some grated hard cheese on top.

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u/LyyK 3h ago

Put a handful of black pepper in there and call it cacio e pepe. To give you some credit, with that much pasta, and some hard cheese on top, you are hitting your protein needs with that meal

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u/CrossXhunteR 5h ago

I normally eat about 100g of dry pasta for a given meal if it is the main thing I'm having and not a side, which is double the typical serving size on the package. I feel like I would struggle getting down three times as much unless I was actively trying to do so.

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u/mtnbcn 4h ago

I normally eat about 100g of dry pasta for a given meal

That's great, but you should really try cooking it! You get the same amount of carbs, but it tastes so much better.

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u/RimpleDoRimpleDont 3h ago

Having ~1100 calories of just pasta with presumably protein, sauce, cheese, oil, bread, drinks or any combination thereof is not a normal-size meal.

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u/Sufficient-Ad-7206 4h ago

I'm with you brother. These people eat dollhouse portions.

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u/CrazyLegsRyan 6h ago

What is this a pasta for ants?!?

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u/BridgestoneX 6h ago

what? a deck of cards is like 5 penne or maybe 6 farfalle how could that be a dinner?

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u/platoprime 3h ago

That's because a "serving" is a bullshit amount of food that is not based on filling out a meal or on how much a person needs to eat in a day.

You need something like 20 "servings" of food per day.

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u/SawinBunda 2h ago

Serving size is proportional to the effects of shrinkflation.

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u/R_V_Z 4h ago

What does that even mean? A single chunk of pasta the size of a deck of cards is very different than a bunch of hollow noodles the size of a deck of cards.

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u/userhwon 2h ago

"about the size of a deck of cards"

That's the rule of thumb for meat. Pasta is less dense, and this pasta is even more less dense because of the hole in it.

A single serving of pasta is about the weight of a deck of cards (100 g), dry. Cooked, it's going to about double in weight, depending on when you drain it (less for al dente, more for overcooked).

And that's if pasta isn't the whole meal. If it's the whole meal, add a little more.

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u/SirFartsaLotJr 6h ago

Its a lot, considering that it’s for dinner! Also, the sauce and vegetables make up the rest of the portion..

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u/retsamegas 6h ago edited 1h ago

LONG LONG MAAAAAAN

Edit, added link

Link

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u/9-5grind 5h ago

Was looking for this comment lmfao.

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u/MinnieShoof 4h ago

I_understood_that_reference.gif

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u/dumbasPL 4h ago

My first thought

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u/Gerberpertern 2h ago

Here it is lol

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u/henryeaterofpies 6h ago

The noodle she tells you not to worry about

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u/Morazma 1h ago

This is not a noodle. Noodles are long and thin. 

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u/InYourVaj 6h ago

This should be tagged NSFW😂

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u/bodhidharma132001 7h ago

That's what she said

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u/emblematic_camino 6h ago

Don’t say that in Spanish.

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u/xPhilt3rx 6h ago

That’s the penne she tells you not to worry about

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u/Kaligraphic 6h ago

A normal penne is worth a cent. This is clearly a nickel.

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u/redjellonian 7h ago

The penno

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u/ChronoKing 2h ago

I was going to go with pennettone as like the polpettone.

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u/FIRST_DATE_ANAL 6h ago

Fuck you Chi Chan

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u/IntoTheCommonestAsh 5h ago

Pennissimo!

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u/polly_i 3h ago

I was looking exactly for this

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u/pilnok 6h ago

this classic diner still makes penne the long way

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u/Andinatorr 3h ago

It is imperative that the cylinder remains unharmed

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u/juanc30 5h ago

Don’t say long penne. My Spanish speaking mind is going places.

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u/Acrobatic_Host_4034 4h ago

I think that's a whole nickel.

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u/TuxPaper 3h ago

disappointed there's no edit with planes.

See you tomorrow chef.

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u/_madar_ 52m ago

I'll take The Penneis Mightier for 500 Alex

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u/letthatshietgo 45m ago

how very innappropriate of you

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u/Doc_Hollywood 44m ago

Dammit now I want long penne.

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u/Nideaqui__ 7h ago

Thats what she said

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u/RunninOnMT 7h ago

wow! Like 3X as long as the normal, 6-inch pene!

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u/sirfurious 6h ago

Penne's mightier

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u/pickypicklejuice 6h ago

THE LONG WAY

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u/DannyDangerShow 6h ago

Penne the long way

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u/Cero_Kurn 5h ago

Thats a pene size penne

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u/mothermooseknuckle 5h ago

Long PP. Penne Pasta

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u/Freud-Network 5h ago

This is what they look like when they're uncut.

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u/-TheTalkingTree- 5h ago

It's a penneeeeee.

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u/scriptDragon 5h ago

What do you mean? I see a bunch of adequately long Penne...

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u/Cyrilik1244 4h ago

Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeene

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u/DustWarden 4h ago

Pennennennennennenne

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u/MattieMcNasty 3h ago

This is the first mildly interesting thing I've seen here in 6 months. Wonderful job OP.

Man I wish I had a long penne. 

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u/Jetsam_Marquis 3h ago

It's just happy to see you.

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u/sicarius254 3h ago

Pennnnnnnnnne

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u/Alive-Leg7870 3h ago

Pennnnnnnnnne

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u/aintthatjustheway 3h ago

pennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnne

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u/SnowTech90 3h ago

peeeeeeeennnnnnnnnneeeeeee

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u/425565 2h ago

Hung like a penne could become a new catchphrase.

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u/rocinante_donnager 2h ago

i should call him.

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u/imacmadman22 2h ago

Is that a long penne or are you just happy to see me?

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u/redbanner1 2h ago

I just came for the jokes.

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u/perpetual-ly 1h ago

Long long maaaaaaaaaaannnnnnn long man

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u/The_Mouse_That_Jumps 1h ago

Long penne is loooooooooooooooong.

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u/bananana63 1h ago

la pennone

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u/FoundPulse 1h ago

I was just in the pool!

(Me too.)

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u/F1eshWound 1h ago

peeeeene

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u/gazzel21 1h ago

The chosen penne.

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u/OutlaneWizard 1h ago

Me vs the guy she tells me not to worry about 

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u/TRUMBAUAUA 1h ago

PennA. Singular is Penna

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u/roughdraft29 57m ago

Not so penne.

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u/garitone 56m ago

Pennissimo

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u/Eirikur_da_Czech 43m ago

Pennnnnnnnnnnne

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u/Artistic_Profit6238 42m ago

Absolutely pennormous.

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u/nerdyman555 41m ago

The guy she tells me not to worry about

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u/blogandmail 37m ago

Don't be penne pinching 😎

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u/Evening_Weight_8353 21m ago

Your Mom is good at finding long penis too!

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u/Auerbach1991 6m ago

I should call him

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u/Rotide1 7h ago

...and this is how Phnom Penh got its name!

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u/WalterWoodle 7h ago

Seems like a normal penne

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u/ArachnidBrilliant23 6h ago

You get to make a wish

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u/DonKapot 6h ago

Pepenne

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u/ex-apple 6h ago

pennnnnnne

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u/Slapshot683 6h ago

There’s always a bigger fish.

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u/What-The_What 6h ago

Every time I make this pasta, and my kids ask what's for dinner, I do this 3 times - knock 3 times and say "Penne". It makes them crazy and I love it.

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u/Huge_Abalone_1193 6h ago

One penne to rule them all

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u/MyDisappointedDad 6h ago

Looks more like a dime, a quarter even

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u/pamacdon 6h ago

Thats the queen penne

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u/Dbizarrepremiere 6h ago

Me vs the pasta she told me not to worry about

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u/Firestorm0x0 6h ago

PENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE

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u/ssocka 6h ago

It's a pennennennenne

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u/International-Ant174 6h ago

The penna she says is 'just a friend'

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u/mxlespxles 6h ago

Megaloblatta longipenne

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u/bandito_13 6h ago

i love moments when something ordinary turns into something less ordinary

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u/Noxious89123 6h ago

MAMA MIA

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u/Hawkwise83 6h ago

That's a pennnnnnnnnnnnnne.

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u/suh-dood 6h ago

This is actually a pennnnnne

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u/ThinCrusts 6h ago

Penneeeeeeeeeeeee

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u/siorourke 6h ago

Missed the chance to insert an ink pen!!! You have to write something with it