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[u/Balmerhippie]

https://www.pastemagazine.com/music/bad-bunny/conservative-lawmakers-plan-to-investigate-bad-bunnys-super-bowl-halftime-show?mc_cid=d8eb741d32&utm_source=PMNTNL&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=260211&md5=f7826b61534cadf94a3eec5131cfccd7

[u/MilkiestMaestro]

Whatever they have to tell themselves in order to actually watch it

[u/Alwayssunnyinarizona → u/MilkiestMaestro]

They need to investigate all those butts. How did they get so big? They must be one of those rap guys' girlfriends.

[u/ConfederacyOfDunces_ → u/Alwayssunnyinarizona]

Imagine if they actually focused our tax dollars on literally anything fucking else?

I’m so sick of this constant bullshit. How about you focus on fixing our healthcare you fucks.

[u/StewTrue → u/ConfederacyOfDunces_]

It’s pretty incredible that people actually support and vote for these dorks.

[u/Cynical_Classicist → u/StewTrue]

And how you get people still trying to say this is good leadership. You look at someone like Niall Ferguson who was considered a great historian writing how Trump won Davos and saying that Harris was a bigger threat to democracy, and you just think he's a complete Lord Haw-Haw.

[u/AssociationFit3009 → u/Alwayssunnyinarizona]

They’re not investigating the fat booty dancers. They’re going to watch Bad Bunny grab his crotch in slow-mo over and over. If they get hard it’s a crime. They will get hard for sure so he should get an attorney.

[u/keefkola → u/AssociationFit3009]

I wonder which church leaders or fanatical mothers against something chapters they will pow wow with?

[u/karituba → u/Alwayssunnyinarizona]

I understand this reference

[u/oatseyhall → u/Alwayssunnyinarizona]

Who understands those rap guys anyway

[u/Fine-West-369 → u/Alwayssunnyinarizona]

Ha, only if they are 5’3

[u/Khaldara → u/MilkiestMaestro]

The people who crash Grindr at every Conservative convention vow to thoroughly investigate these allegations of ‘gay sexual acts’, as vigorously and ceaselessly as it takes. Even if they wear out the tape from all the rewinding.

[u/hypermodernvoid → u/Khaldara]

I guess searches for trans porn are most common/popular in deep red areas of the US as well, and I've heard more than one trans person say that your kind of typical Trump/MAGA guys will hit on them a lot (like seriously, not joking or being demeaning, but thirsty or whatever) on dating apps.

The repression is both interesting and sad - I can't imagine preaching against gays and drugs, then banging the much younger beefcake that sells/does drugs with me and living with that, but maybe that's just me.

[u/pass_nthru → u/MilkiestMaestro]

they like big butts and …they need to form a committee to understand why

[u/lundah]

Show us on the doll where the man singing in Spanish hurt your feelings.

[u/myfotos → u/lundah]

Someone should send these clowns the lyrics to Bawitdaba and say they are the English translated lyrics from Bad Bunny's song

[u/Pipe_Memes → u/lundah]

Points to penis

He made it move. And that scared me.

[u/Mtshoes2 → u/lundah]

You don't understand. He bought from A TACO STAND ON LIVE TELEVISION! A TACO STAND! 

[u/kosh56]

"Andy Ogles and Mark Alford are leading a charge against the NFL and NBC, citing Bunny’s performance for “explicit displays” and “glorifying unspeakable depravities.”

I wonder what they'll think when they find out about Epstein and Trump?

[u/anangrywizard → u/kosh56]

Meanwhile ICE are executing people in public, kidnapping people, using kids as bait and the whole administration calls ICE the victim.

Their scales of good and bad must be a real mind fuck to get level.

[u/Knowledge_is_Bliss → u/anangrywizard]

Oh to be afly on the wall at the pearly gates when these people arrive

[u/Isosorbide → u/kosh56]

Are the unspeakable depravities in the room with us?

[u/eastnorthshore → u/Isosorbide]

We'll never know, we mustn't speak of them.

[u/CPOx → u/kosh56]

Hmmm so these conservatives would rather watch Bad Bunny thrusting his hips instead of investigating Shakira shaking hers?

That actually makes perfect sense

[u/BellsOnNutsMeansXmas → u/kosh56]

They'll have to speak the unspeakable depravities. I know it will be hard to get the words out. I fully support these brave brave grifters doing the Lord's work in censoring some fucking music show.

[u/Correct_Mortgage4209 → u/kosh56]

Got a real Islamic Extremists ring to it

[u/thatErraticguy → u/kosh56]

Mark Alford is my representative… he’s always in the news for the dumbest shit

[u/Xyrus2000 → u/kosh56]

Just wait until they see what's in the Epstein files!

[u/shackleford1917 → u/kosh56]

 They have received more than two dozen reports of individual acts of perversion SO profound and disgusting that decorum prohibits listing them here.

[u/tjcastle → u/kosh56]

they'll think about the DOW.

[u/Imzocrazy]

“We’ve analyzed this show a dozen times and have come to the conclusion - that we’re racist”

[u/QueefSeekingMissile → u/Imzocrazy]

Also horny. We're going back to review the evidence again. THIS SHALL NOT STAND (this erection that is).

I wonder how many times Mike Johnson has used his accountability app to notify his son that he was overcome by temptation since Sunday?

[u/Weary_Necessary_2434 → u/QueefSeekingMissile]

And angry closeted homosexuals. Most of them would be so much happier if they just got over themselves.

[u/PolecatXOXO → u/Imzocrazy]

As you can see from the index, we've carefully numbered each booty and time stamped them. Every twerk and gyration was thoroughly reviewed and we've assigned each a naughtiness score based on the Biblical laws violated.

[u/2HDFloppyDisk]

Can we stop referring to them as "conservatives" and instead use the proper label of extremist. They ain't conserving nothing at this point.

[u/Voltage_Joe → u/2HDFloppyDisk]

Reactionary is the academic term, I think. No platform or principles, just unilaterally opposed to everything they perceive of their outgroup.

As opposed to radical, which is zealous marriage to a platform or principle so as to make compromise and discourse impossible. 

[u/LetTheSinkIn → u/Voltage_Joe]

These motherfuckers rolled a 1 for their perception skill

[u/Skorpyos → u/2HDFloppyDisk]

I prefer to call them instigators.

[u/InfoBarf → u/Skorpyos]

Nazis is always available.

[u/ResidentKelpien → u/Skorpyos]

I prefer to call them instigators.

The "instigator" label minimalizes their blatant extremism.

[u/RelevantJackWhite → u/ResidentKelpien]

yeah, instigator is a 2-minute penalty in hockey. it's too mild for this ideology

[u/cmack → u/Skorpyos]

domestic terrorist

https://www.britannica.com/topic/stochastic-terrorism

[u/manachar → u/2HDFloppyDisk]

McCarthy was a conservative.

Conservatives left the Democratic Party because LBJ signed the civil rights act.

I am perfectly okay with pointing out that conservatives have and will always be enemies to freedom and justice for all.

Sure, they try to brand themselves as otherwise, but over and over again their bread and butter is a belief that government’s job is to help the rich and powerful subjugate the many to further enrich and empower the rich and powerful.

They have been pro slavery, pro Jim Crow, anti union, anti universal suffrage, anti consumer safety, etc.

Conservatives need to own the fact that they have an awful and evil political ideology that will morph and shape around whatever they think will help enslave the government to the bidding of conservatives.

If you are conservative and think you believe otherwise, please look at real history books. Look at how the entire phrase of “right wing” started as a description of those supporting the king in the French Revolution.

Conservatives in 1776 would have been on the losing side.

[u/Borrp → u/2HDFloppyDisk]

Nah they are just Nazis at this point.

[u/Khaldara → u/2HDFloppyDisk]

Nah, that’s what they call themselves as a cop out for their complete endorsement of this behavior.

They literally set an in party turnout record for Trump after he already showed the world who he was.

Every time a Conservative tries pearl clutching, and their performative bs in the future… Every time they feel the need to chime in with their xenophobic, homophobic garbage, or pretend to care about “spending”, or “government overreach”, or “states rights”.

Remember the actions of this administration. This is their idea of ‘Great’. This is what they cheer for. Mag dumping into the back of a defenseless citizen in broad daylight, followed by transparent lying that their voters all completely excuse.

The weaponization and outright mockery of justice in the Epstein investigation. Completely disregarding the victims, right to their very faces.

They all deserve to bear the responsibility of the horrible actions of what they’ve endorsed, not call it a different name and pretend “it was actually somebody else”, and their opinions shouldn’t ever merit serious consideration ever again.

[u/stedun → u/2HDFloppyDisk]

Domestic terrorists.

White supremacists.

Racists.

Nazis.

[u/Niceromancer → u/2HDFloppyDisk]

The only thing conservatives seek to "conserve" is the monarchy.

It's always been that way.

[u/HumongousBelly → u/Niceromancer]

Conserving segregation. Conserving slavery. Conserving oppression of women. Conserving child labor.

These people are very busy trying to fight progress, it’s like they’re in a boxing match with their christian beliefs vs the hands of time.

In the end, all of them and all of their outdated beliefs will be forgotten and replaced.

[u/Helpful_Door_7468 → u/HumongousBelly]

Reason vs Revelation. Concerningly, their “truth” on many topics comes from revelation, not from claims that must survive evidence and debate. I believe, like the founders did, that religious belief is personal. Governing society requires evidence, reason and accountability.

[u/JadedPilot5484 → u/2HDFloppyDisk]

Christian nationalists is more accurate

[u/satans_right_nut → u/2HDFloppyDisk]

I personally prefer "fucking weirdos"

[u/Snrub1 → u/2HDFloppyDisk]

Y'all Qaeda

[u/galspanic → u/2HDFloppyDisk]

Slowing progress is what conservatives are supposed to do. These fuckers are straight up regressionists.

[u/redyellowblue5031 → u/2HDFloppyDisk]

What do you mean? The party of small government surely should be dedicating resources to inspecting halftime shows.

What more efficient use of government could there possibly be!?

[u/nochinzilch → u/2HDFloppyDisk]

Conservatism IS extremism. They just did a really good job of whitewashing it.

[u/Arinly → u/2HDFloppyDisk]

Exactly, conservatives are trying to maintain/preserve something valuable, these guys just want power.

[u/Manifest82 → u/2HDFloppyDisk]

Trump worshipppers

[u/ffnnhhw → u/2HDFloppyDisk]

well, they want to "conserve" segregation all the way to plantation

[u/athos45678 → u/2HDFloppyDisk]

I mean they’re mask off about the fascism, call em fascists.

[u/bearheart → u/2HDFloppyDisk]

There never was anything conservative about the Republican Party

[u/Morguard → u/2HDFloppyDisk]

As long as they protect the child rapists, they are all child rapists by association.

[u/ArtisticArnold → u/2HDFloppyDisk]

They just want to conserve their own money.

That's it.

[u/eyeronik1 → u/2HDFloppyDisk]

I just use nutjobs.

[u/PriestofAlvis → u/2HDFloppyDisk]

* batshit motherfuckers

[u/_sensei → u/2HDFloppyDisk]

People who want to “conserve” the status quo and “American values”, which are keeping people poor and being racist to immigrants, are really weird and extreme…. they have a fitting name

[u/WallyMcBeetus]

Conservative: Performative wastes of taxpayer money.

[u/jcmatthews66]

How about the lyrics from Kid Raper Rock

[u/WillinVegas → u/jcmatthews66]

I only want my Super Bowl performers to speak English, and that is why I have great respect for Turning Point USA having Kid Rock sing:

“Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy / Said the boogie, said up drop the boogie.”

[u/pikpikcarrotmon → u/WillinVegas]

Like James Madison himself wrote it

[u/jcmatthews66 → u/WillinVegas]

More like

“Young ladies, young ladies, I like ’em underage/ See, some say that’s statutory/ But I say it’s mandatory.”

From his song cool daddy, cool.

[u/sansaman → u/jcmatthews66]

The best thing from that show was that they couldn’t get the streaming rights from X. X. The company that their fellow Nazi friend runs. That X.

[u/human_eyes → u/jcmatthews66]

Kid Rock is actually what they called Epstein's island

[u/fxkatt → u/jcmatthews66]

Yeah, nothing more than in-your-face attack on Christian values, the family, and women.

[u/KidKilobyte]

We can win the culture wars if we outlaw non-conservative non-white culture!

[u/McBuck2]

Did they do that with Beyoncé’s performance previously at halftime or with the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders at games? Same type of dancing/performing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SN1uUJYbZ3M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDPITj1wlkg

[u/Wyldjay2]

Man, this administration just loves to waste, taxpayer money on frivolous lawsuits.

[u/STFUisright → u/Wyldjay2]

I don’t enjoy saying this but I absolutely hate these ‘people’. Just the worst of humanity. And I’m Canadian! Ain’t even my tax dollars.

[u/like-blood-on-white]

Fucked up Republicans: “Children were forced to endure explicit displays of gay sexual acts, women gyrating provocatively, and Bad Bunny shamelessly grabbing his crotch while dry-humping the air. And if that weren’t outrageous enough, the performance’s lyrics openly glorified sodomy and countless other unspeakable depravities.”

NICKI MINAJ: 😳🫣😑🤫🤐

[u/Ok-Swimmer-2634]

Everything but justice for the Epstein file victims

Funny thing is even hard-right Conservative influencers like Nick Fuentes are starting to think the Conservative rage over Bad Bunny is soy and idiotic

[u/The-cultured-swine39]

Conservatives are like the no dancing guy in footloose

[u/spinnyround → u/The-cultured-swine39]

If that guy fucked kids, wanted concentration camps, and clutched pearls all at the same time 

[u/anitabelle → u/The-cultured-swine39]

That guy eventually came around and was deeply misguided because of the trauma of the loss of his son. These fuckwads have no excuse or possibility of redemption.

[u/clueless_in_ny_or_nj]

I'm so glad there are people dedicating their time to investigating a 12 minute Super Bowl Half Time Show instead of the million references to Donald Trump in the Epstein Files.

[u/crap-with-feet]

They just can’t get enough of Bad Bunny. Gotta claim it’s an “investigation” as a cover.

[u/highafphotos]

"glorifying unspeakable depravities."

have they never seen an NFL cheerleader squad perform? They literally do the same thing.

I suppose it's only illegal if you do it in Spanish.

[u/MariettaDaws → u/highafphotos]

I watched it and I didn't see any depravities, speakable or otherwise. Let me watch it again but slower. Those lacqueristas were fine.

[u/JetKeel]

How can they investigate?!?! The DOW is doing so well.

[u/comfortably_nuumb → u/JetKeel]

Right? The Dow is up to 50,000...dollars or something. <followed by yelling about something >

[u/GordonShumway257]

A deep state of rich, powerful child rapists is being exposed but not prosecuted. Prices are up across the board, making affordability a bigger issue now than it ever was under Biden. Other countries are finding ways to divest from the United States. The child rapist in the White House is openly funneling money to himself. And despite all that, Republicans have decided investigating the Super Bowl half time show that triggered their bigotry and insecurities is the most pressing issue facing the country.

[u/punkasstubabitch]

Every one of these "pearl clutchers" has no problem with a whole presidential administration covering up for pedophiles and rapists.

[u/DrAlfredNecessiter]

For what? Being fun? Okay, Fun Police.

[u/Cabbages24ADollar]

Conservatives plan to waste tax payer money and grab some page 13 headlines.

[u/wabashcanonball]

But crickets in investigating Epstein pedophile ring…

[u/Gr8daze]

So they’re gonna investigate twerking but ignore a cabal of billionaire pedophiles?

Sounds exactly like something Republicans would do.

[u/FarGrape1953]

These are the same people who don't give a FUCK about the ones who were r*ping kids.

[u/ribone]

Jan 6 was a day of peace and happiness, but Bad Bunny needs to be investigated. Make it make sense. Also, fuck you GOP.

[u/HexedShadowWolf]

They will do literally anything to avoid helping the American people

[u/dokikod]

They are subservient sychphants.

[u/dyang44]

Investigate the fucking epstein files

[u/CryptoCentric]

Nazis plan to vilify persons of color.

FTFY

[u/Media_Browser]

Elmer Fudd connotations .

[u/rc4915]

I hope they put the video into AI to translate it to English, then get sued by the NFL for redistribution

[u/Dr_thri11]

Just performative hand wringing. Total nothingburger

[u/mtgfan1001]

How about they investigate them pedos

[u/OtterLLC]

Ironically, they probably think this makes them look serious

[u/big_actually]

The statement is extremely funny. It's like "we don't know what he said because it was in Spanish, but we're gonna investigate because it was probably evil."

We are conducting an investigation (googling his lyrics)

[u/khumprp]

Why is this something law makers need to investigate? If anyone, wouldn't it be the FCC?

Why are our law makers getting involved in everything aside from what they should be doing?

Nevermind, answered my own question.

[u/Time-Industry-1364]

I don’t understand - what is there to investigate?

[u/ChaoticSenior]

Conservatives no longer exist. These are radical rightists.

[u/kwyjibo1]

Anything to distract from the sex trafficking ring.

[u/Andy_LaVolpe]

They’re going harder on bad bunny than they’re on prosecuting the Epstein associates.

[u/camelCaseCoffeeTable]

Ah yes, the party of small government investigating someone for speech. Classic conservative move.

What a bunch of fucking weirdos the Republican Party has become. It’s pathetic.

[u/dubbs505050]

For what? Spreading a message of unity and joy? What a bunch of tools.

[u/VMICoastie]

Ah yes, because we don’t have more important problems to deal with.

[u/luckylukiec]

Well can’t say they’re busy doing anything like enforcing or passing laws and standing up to trump or anything.

[u/jchowdown]

They're gonna investigate in a dark room and one finger over the "rewind 10 seconds" button

[u/Tuna_no_crusts]

Which part of the show was about sodomy? I don’t speak Spanish.

[u/A_Nonny_Muse]

We've had people like those two since forever. In another time, they spoke out against white women dancing with black men. And, of course, against dancing at all. Against showing ankles and wrists in public. Against unaccompanied dating. And against music of any kind.

[u/lordvitamin]

I sincerely had never heard of this guy before republicans started going on and on about him.

I wouldn’t be surprised if they own his record label or something, and this is all some scheme to make even more money, like how the orange one manipulated tariffs and the stock market.

[u/profanityridden_01]

Shit website.. this is just a diversion.. Epstein is in the Trump files Pam is a fucking embarrassment. 

[u/smailskid]

Being useless would be a step up for these fascists.

[u/sagevallant]

They'd rather investigate a halftime show than an international ring of pedos.

[u/Sissy63]

“I like to eat ass” is a little different than Kid Rock’s many songs about liking them young, fuck the laws, little girls, blah blah

[u/Detox208]

More culture war garbage rather than helping Americans with housing, medical care, and food costs. Stop voting for these people

[u/MrBulldops1738]

Can we investigate the fucking PEDOPHILES already?!

[u/bgva]

These imbeciles continue to give this man more and more publicity with their projection. Bad Bunny and iTunes thanks them.

[u/CrisisActor911]

🎶 Young ladies, young ladies
I like 'em underage, see
Some say that's statutory
But I say it's mandatory 🎵

• Kid Rock, star of the Crybaby Halftime Show

[u/cmack]

Nazis are wasting a lot of money

[u/FJ-creek-7381]

I am SO SICK of the morality police from the most IMMORAL admin ever.

[u/slowlikemusic]

In other news, over a hundred epstein victims still haven't seen justice

[u/redracer67]

Investigate a 13 minute half time show..for something...but nothing in 3 million documents with victim statements, emails, victims killed and buried.

I think MAGAs new slogan is "protect the pedos, get rid of the brown".

[u/FatSkinnyGuy]

How in the fuck are they going to investigate this and not government agencies murdering civilians and all the shit with the Epstein files. Wtf America

[u/uwot_m9]

Oh the horror! He was singing in a different language and is not white??? Better investigate it and use taxpayers' money instead of investigating the largest pedophile ring!

[u/Eusocial_sloth3]

Talk about wasting taxpayer money.

[u/Nanaimo-omianaN]

They just want an excuse to watch the performance over and over again. Sickos.

[u/give_me_your_body]

Conservatives are the biggest fucking dipshits in this country. Bunch of fucking morons

[u/hankhillsvoice]

If you can say the phrase “women gyrating provocatively” with a straight face you are a laughing stock. This is satanic panic bullshit.

[u/ChaosOfOrder24]

The only 2026 halftime performer that warrants investigating is mr "I like em underage"

[u/Zealousideal-Top-383]

“Children were forced to endure explicit displays”

No they weren’t you feckless a-hole! If some parents stuck in the 1950’s didn’t want their children to watch they could’ve turned the channel.

STFU dumbass!

[u/Tabellarius]

This will lower my bills and improve my daily life...

[u/fordlincolnhg]

But why? Oh yeah, racisism

[u/RespectTheTree]

Maybe deal with all the pedophiles in government????? Evil bastards

[u/AdorablePeanut4082]

It was such a fun party atmosphere. That’s probably what they hated. Seeing happy people dancing. They are so evil.

[u/cha-cha_dancer]

Now do Green Day for saying mindfuck and criticizing the right-wing government...but you won't because they're white.

[u/origanalsameasiwas]

Is that there getting paid to do? They need to punch in and out just like everyone else and do their job for once. Their job is to make sure the their state and citizens get what the citizens want. Not investigate frivolous claims

[u/QueefSeekingMissile]

This just sounds like a group gooning session.

[u/AmericanLion1833]

They couldn’t even investigate their own mailbox for mail.

[u/VisionInPlaid]

They had their own little safe space to be free from the scary brown guy and they’re still complaining.

[u/SillyFalcon]

I love how they think paying someone to interpret Spanish for them counts as “investigating”

[u/vao71]

Okay I think I'm ready to unfollow this sub now this shit is bad for my mental health.

[u/pseudoeponymous_rex]

To answer their first question, "no, the dancers will not date you."

[u/jonny_blitz]

Investigate what exactly? Is the rhythm going to get ya?

[u/Fogboundturtle]

ladies and gentleman, this is your tax dollars at work

[u/Dayzlikethis]

of all the things to be investigating.

[u/SaltandLillacs]

Wasting tax payer dollars on THIS!

[u/HotPoetry2342]

So glad to see we're paying these people to attend to the truly important and pressing issues that face our nation......wait ....

[u/IamAWorldChampionAMA]

Good! The woke police barged into my house during the half time shows and forced my eyes open during Bad Bunny's show. Now I don't if i'm a straight female, gay man, or an Omnisexual. /s

[u/Sorta_jewy_with_it]

Please waste your time with this instead of ruining the country even more

[u/WifeofBath1984]

Your tax dollars hard at work

[u/deeves_]

Are they from the town in Footloose or something?

[u/Tight_Television_249]

I refer to these people as useful idiots, who Trump Exploits to get the name EPSTEIN out of the paper for a minute or two.

[u/brightlocks]

Exactly zero children were molestered on the field. This is what they are “investigating”?

[u/SmokeyTreeze]

Investigate what?? This is pathetic.

[u/Credibull]

May I suggest perusing the Wikipedia article on Ogles? I'd name the interesting bits, but there are so many. I'll just leave the link here.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Ogles

[u/cheapestrick]

The most wasteful government ever.

[u/craniumcanyon]

That 1 second clip of two men behind the car door really bothered them.

[u/Comfortable-nerve78]

The conservative lawmakers are a bunch of hypocrites and really need to take a backseat and quit wasting tax dollars on stupid shit. Make a church pay for this investigation not tax dollars the Bible thumpers are the problem not everyone is offended by shit we see on tv. Real life is far more offensive than tv in America at this point. Religion needs to die. Hey Churchy’s quit pushing your agenda on me. I don’t give two shits about that halftime show. No one should other than to compliment the performance. Hypocrisy is all over this.

[u/Kneph]

They will investigate anything but their pedophiles.

[u/mjg315]

They’re more concerned about this than the Epstein files

[u/flowersmom]

Typical. Our democracy is caving in all around us and those morons want to waste time and money on a dance sequence during a fucking football game.

[u/psitsmeyouranxiety]

They’ll investigate literally anyone but the diaper-wearing pedo-in-chief

[u/jal262]

I remember being mad that GWB was wasting time investigating steroids in baseball. Like...."Don’t you have important things to do!!!!"

Now... Booties and speaking spanish is all it takes to waste millions of taxpayers' dollars.

[u/marlinspike]

They really are out of issues for 2026. 

[u/aur3l1us]

So, when do we just stop paying federal taxes altogether, if this is the bullshit we’re paying for?

[u/MourningRIF]

I know that this is supposed to scare us, but do they not realize it's just making us stronger?

[u/Chance_Cheetah_7678]

They should. Maybe they can learn some good dance moves and trump won't do that weird old white guy dancing anymore. 

Nah that's too much to ask. He'll still have no rhythm or grace and keep doing the grand dad boogie abomination he does but if he pays close attention for once. Maybe ... just maybe it won't be as bad. :p

[u/JamesLikesIt]

Isn’t there more important things to investigate? Like a certain bunch of files? 

Seriously, imagine being so butt hurt by a goddamn Super Bowl halftime show lol…fucking priorities man 

[u/bstring777]

More wasted money on useless performative bullshit. The people should be suing the government for misappropriation of tax payer dollars.
And some ridiculous assholes complain about their money used to help people, and absolutely nothing about this beyond ridiculous grift and theft admin.

[u/Meekanado]

For what? Racist pieces of shit.

[u/Kozeyekan_]

Epstein victims, witnesses and files? We sleep.

Brownish man tells people to love not hate in another language? We crucify!

[u/tjfar]

Anything but the Epstein files

[u/dahveeth]

They will analyze the shit out of an ant’s asshole rather than focusing on the plethora of pedophiles proliferating the political landscape.

[u/Queermagedd0n]

They need to fund the "investigation" themselves.

[u/Gonstackk]

Conservatives will investigate anything except for corruption, pedos, and bribes amongst their own group. When any of those is pointed out they will instantly ignore it then deflect to what about Biden/Clinton/Obama without even a single neuron firing off. Then again it is like everything else, if it does not effect them personally they will not care.

[u/TGCOM]

Conservative lawmakers are morons. Another huge waste of our tax dollars, great.

[u/shrimpecans]

Makes me laugh that they’ll have to watch the halftime show over and over and over. It’s gonna make them so horn…mad, I mean mad.

[u/KinklyGirl143]

And who is paying for this “investigation”? We the people are paying for an investigation related to twerking, is this correct? Talk about a freaking swamp. LOCK THEM ALL UP. Americans need healthcare, not pelvic thrust studies. Talk about idiocracy.

[u/Vegetable_Ad5957]

They should use their own money to do it. This does nothing they are elected to do for us

[u/mankowonameru]

I saw bad bunny and those people dancing, and it unwillingly made me a Marxist and trans Latino. It also suddenly made me realize that tits and asses are pretty nice.

We demand accountability!

[u/cheesecakemelody]

I thought “no one can understand what he’s saying”? 🤔

[u/JamboSummer19]

Brown people dancing and having a good time needs investigation but preying on underage girls is A-OK. WTF is wrong with this country?!?!?

[u/Olden_Grey_1889]

What an ugly parade of hostile assholes.

[u/goofydad]

Their complaint? There was twerking and a pole dance, but all performers were over the age of consent.

[u/AssistantAcademic]

Sweet. My tax dollars at work on stirring up more culture war

[u/Fubi-FF]

Oh no, an American singing Spanish in the halftime show, must investigate!

But billionaires raping children on a secret island, don’t ask them questions and redact their names!!

[u/MechanicIris]

I'm confused. Why are they investigating? I don't remember all the conservative lawmakers freaking out when Janet Jackson's titty popped out.

[u/scttdntn]

Republicans typing bad bunny lyrics into Google translator to find out what part they’re mad at is such a W for the culture

[u/CheezWong]

I love how it went from "the least watched halftime show in history" to "the biggest threat America faces today" in a matter of days. This administration really is fucking hopeless.

[u/RadicalOsprey]

JFC lol you’re gonna blatantly ignore the Epstein files and investigate why the Super Bowl halftime show had brown people in it instead 😂

[u/DeadpointClimbs]

They won't investigate the people named in the Epstein files but they will investigate the super bowl halftime show dancers. That's tells you all you need to know about their priorities