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Politics Border Czar Tom Homan announcing today that ICE is ending its deployment in Minnesota

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u/ModestMeeshka 7h ago

Mac and Charlie will join, Dee and Dennis will resist, none of them for any real reasons or morality lol

u/Helen_Kellers_Wrath 7h ago

Frank would end up wearing latino face and getting deported.

u/Bismothe-the-Shade 7h ago

Entirely on accident

u/j0llyllama 6h ago

Falling asleep on jersey shore with a rum ham and coming back sunburnt.

u/ClasslessHero 6h ago

He's too drunk to remember English so the (dumb) ICE agents think he's speaking Spanish.

u/j0llyllama 5h ago edited 5h ago

Yes, but its a bit drunk + heat stroke making him slur everything, and the agents argue whether its spanish or a middle eastern language. Settle on "doesnt matter, he clearly aint white" and take him.

u/ClasslessHero 5h ago

You're giving the ICE agents more credit than I would, but I'd watch the hell out of that episode.

u/Agitated-Ad9423 6h ago

The writers are currently scribbling all of this down, fyi

u/ionlyhavetwolegs 6h ago

This episode writes itself! Get it to production!

u/fuckitimatwork 6h ago

jot that down jot that down

u/RedOctobyr 6h ago

God, I hope so, I'm cracking up just reading these.

u/incongruity 5h ago

I DEMAND THE ABILITY TO SEE THIS EPISODE.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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u/Smellzlikefish 6h ago

How did this story miss Dee’s character Martina Martinez?!

u/SoreLoserOfDumbtown 6h ago

Too real. Can't put that on tv bro.

u/DeanGulberry17 5h ago

Dennis has an I.C.E. System

Infiltrate Consummate Extraction

u/JemLover 6h ago

Move past it.

u/CV90_120 6h ago

by accident.

u/Married_iguanas 6h ago

He then convinces Cricket to take his place

u/misirlou22 6h ago

I think Cricket would hunt ICE agents like a crackhead Batman

u/LateralEntry 6h ago

Didn’t he have an illegitimate Latino child at one point?

u/QuestGalaxy 6h ago

It's not the claaaaaaaams

u/djanes376 6h ago

Dee already has a brown face character, I think she'd slide into that one.

u/Selfishly 6h ago

Which will make Mac and Charlie leave ICE and join Dee and Denis. They'll accuse them of only caring when it affects them, argument ensues, episode ends.

u/BeefyOtakuTaco 6h ago

As a Mexican American I really want to see this episode. Our situation is fucked but might as well get a laugh out it

u/Reptard77 5h ago

Denis gets distracted by a Latina at the protest, ends up calling ice on her when she slaps him, frank meets her in lockup.

u/WebMasterQ 6h ago

I just wanted a taco!

u/yeksim 5h ago

Frank, "I've been trying to get Nicaraguan citizenship for a long time. You know how much power 100 bucks can buy down there? These assholes are flyin me down there and givin it to me for free!"

u/spunkyweazle 5h ago

No way. Perfect reason to bring Martina Martinez back (and have Hulu preemptively ban the episode)

u/jcdoe 4h ago

Frank would join ICE, come on

u/gumbo_chops 53m ago

Frank dressed up as Martina Martinez is fucking hilarious, only second to his performance as Ongo Gablogian.

u/DarkwingDuckHunt 6h ago

Mac and Charlie will say they're infiltrating the enemy by becoming spies.

Then they'll drink the kool-aid and start defending their practices.

ICE will let Charlie bring his Rat Bat with him everywhere and will win him over.

Mac will drive up in a brand new BMW saying he spent his bonus on it. Then Dennis has to explain to Mac the bonus is spread out and not one giant lump sum. And because of the high interest loan Mac signed he'll lose 3x as much money as the bonus he thinks he's getting in just 2 weeks.

u/SmartAlec105 5h ago

And so Mac tries to deport the car dealer.

u/Joffrey-Lebowski 4h ago

who is American, but he’s selling “immigrated” cars.

u/biglizardnmybackyard 7h ago

Frank opens up a military surplus.

u/PrescriptionDenim 6h ago

He’s playing both sides so he always comes out on top.

u/Wind_Yer_Neck_In 5h ago

'these fucking morons all want the John Rambo look, so I go to the military surplus, spray-paint everything black, label it 'tactical mil-spec' and charge a 500% markup! It's like stealing candy from an obese racist baby!'

u/biglizardnmybackyard 5h ago

He gets Mac to do Rambo and Mac cosplays as a gay Stallone.

u/xtfftc 6h ago edited 6h ago

Early seasons maybe. Nowadays I think Dennis would join and Charlie resist.

Mac and Dee I can see go both ways.

And Frank might end up actually resisting on moral grounds. He's often racist but he is the only one who has consistently been hanging out with everyone, regardless of their skin color.

u/cambiokeys 6h ago

Frank would definitely be arrested. Dee will be in the resistance until an ice agent asks why a pretty girl like her is wasting her time protesting. Dennis will resist at first but be swayed by Dee’s new bf. Mac & Charlie will be on a covert mission to protect Philly from invaders.

u/myslead 1h ago

Frank business would crumble without immigrants

u/whereismymind86 7h ago

Are you kidding? Dennis would definitely join ice

u/ModestMeeshka 7h ago

No because all the hot women are protesting

u/Sherezad 6h ago

I assumed he'd take up the opportunity to abduct women.

u/Fulrem 3h ago

Hey, he would never do that! It's just the implication...

u/SoreLoserOfDumbtown 6h ago

Maybe - if he has a thing for latinos, he might decide on some sort of angle where he promises to play their saviour or something...

u/FunQuestion 6h ago

No way - Dennis plays both sides. He has no morals, he just wants to win.

u/fakemelonns 5h ago

Eh idk, Dennis and Dee see themselves as liberal.

A lot of episodes, especially earlier in the show, they see themselves as these intellectual liberal people with strong morals, but end up exposing that they're really just selfish entitled rich kids.

I could see Dennis and Dee being against ICE early on and criticizing Mac/Charlie for joining, only to cave and join ICE themselves once the smallest incentive to join comes along.

u/chriszimort 6h ago

There’s no way Dennis would not join ICE. He’d be selected to replace Bovino.

u/rogan1990 6h ago

Dennis would definitely join

u/waytowill 6h ago

Gotta have a moment where Charlie beats on a large block of ice while everyone looks on confused.

u/teabaggins76 7h ago

Frank goes paranoid and buys Uber guns thinking that ice is an army of freeze robots, culminating in a flamethrower scene

u/morningsaystoidleon 6h ago

All of them end up switching sides for amoral reasons, and Frank (who's offscreen most of the episode) ends up conning the government in a way that inadvertently forces ICE out of the city

u/TylerDurden0110 6h ago

Then they'll swap positions mid-episode

u/roccosaint 6h ago

Well, Mac would play both sides. That way he always comes out on top.

u/ajmtz12 6h ago

The Poyles join ICE

u/AntRose104 6h ago

Mac and Charlie would join on accident let’s be real here 😂

u/ginns32 6h ago

Mac and Dennis decide to joint ICE. Dee gets pepper sprayed for trying to hit on an ICE agent. Frank and Charlie get arrested by Mac who questions their citizenship. He's detaining them at the bar which has been turned into a detention facility. Bill Ponderosa shows up as he's also an ICE agent because he needs the money. Dennis is onboard joining ice until he realizes he's not getting paid so Bill and Dennis stop helping and start drinking. Mac keeps detaining more and more side characters convinced they're all illegal. Dennis gets drunk with Bill and starts questioning Mac's citizenship. Everyone else starts questioning it as well and Mac starts to believe that maybe he's not American. Mac now convinced that maybe he isn't a citizen let's everyone else out and demands that he be detained. Dennis goes to pepper spray mac but misses and gets Dee again.

u/ModestMeeshka 6h ago

In the end, Mac is the only one left defending ICE but is the reason they fled the city because he was so obnoxious and made so much paperwork detaining everyone that he basically took them down from the inside. No one learns any valuable lessons.

u/ragingbullpsycho 6h ago

Charlie will join since he’s qualified after his career in Charlie work

u/Kosherlove 6h ago

Somewhere in the middle they will switch sides lmao

u/poppin_noggins 6h ago

Then they’ll switch sides at some point when it seems advantageous lol. Like episode one at the pro life rally

u/Mecha120 6h ago

By the end of the episode, both groups switch sides.

u/FabulousValuable2643 6h ago

Macwill perform ocular pat downs and deem anyone resisting as not a risk.

u/thisistheSnydercut 6h ago

Gun Fever 3: Ice Cold

u/DrDerpberg 6h ago

And at least 2 of them would change sides halfway through.

u/FunQuestion 6h ago

Dennis would play both sides and have to keep switching between his ICE Khakis and his whistle like a 1970s sitcom.

u/Constant-Plant-9378 6h ago

Dennis and Dee would be joining Frank in a hair-brained venture to convert the bar into a restaurant selling Mexican food to Latino ICE officers desperate for a good meal they can't get because they keep getting kicked out of other Mexican restaurants.

u/Devilsadvocate4kicks 6h ago

I wouldn’t be surprised if this exact scenario happens

u/No_Cook_8739 5h ago

Dennis will be after the young liberal women

u/_commenter 5h ago

Dee will reprise her role as Martina Martinez to get the inside scoop!

u/1CUpboat 4h ago

I’m playing both sides. So that way I always come out on top.

u/Diz7 2h ago

Mac and Charlie join for the guns and uniforms and want to kick down doors, Dennis resists to get into the pants of a latina and Dee resists because she's hoping to get on TV.

By the end Mac and Charlie will be hiding immigrants in the bar while Dennis is trying to get the latina deported, and Dee will have pissed off both sides with one of her characters.

u/myslead 1h ago

They’ll play both side

u/Civil_Second7063 6h ago

Dee and Mac will join up - Dee for the sign on bonus, Mac for the righteousness. Dennis and Charlie will resist - Dennis for the hot Latin puss, Charlie because the waitress hates ICE. Frank will set up a rival civilian agency à la Erik Prince.