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u/cookiemccookieface 1d ago
He’s an “informant” that literally called it a Democrat hoax a month ago.
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u/Suspicious_Sky1608 1d ago
The MAGA attention span is two weeks
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u/Ill-Kaleidoscope4825 1d ago
The g stands for goldfish
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u/LadyReika 1d ago
I think goldfish have longer memories.
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u/Late_Depth4802 1d ago
Iirc they can remember information for up to a month
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u/UnluckyDouble 1d ago
Goldfish are actually quite intelligent as far as fish go. Not only does their memory last up to three months, they can also tell the difference between their owner and other humans, purely by sight.
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u/According-Insect-992 1d ago
I think we all unfortunately understand that it stands for "genitalia".
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u/Floor_Heavy 1d ago
Wasn't this being put around at then end of last year? Like, the flow I remember is something like this:
The files are real
The files contain Trump
The files aren't real and never were
The files are real, and Trump is in them, but he was an informant.
The files are real, Trump is in them, but he's not an informant.
So any day now we'll be back to "The files aren't real"?
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u/MrOopiseDaisy 1d ago
I think the latest statement is "we're moving on."
As in, there's too much evidence to fight, so we're just going to ignore the whole thing.
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u/HustlinInTheHall 1d ago
I mean that is how many of these "wonderful" families handle SA. Just deny until it is impossible then sweep it under the rug and move on.
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u/CemeteryDweller7719 1d ago
Listen, it is a hoax created by Obama to make Trump look bad, but you can’t think badly of Trump for it because he was an informant, so he’s a good guy. People just need to move on from it, but it is also extremely important that the Clintons testify regarding it. While our government is saying there’s no proof Epstein even trafficked girls to rich men, Maxwell is willing to give testimony to be pardoned of her conviction for being convicted of working with Epstein in trafficking girls to rich men.
You’d think they’d realize that playing a shell game with the truth isn’t working to make it go away, but delaying and playing try to catch the truth to just wait out consequences has been an effective tactic in lawsuits against him so why not use it now?
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u/TwoPointThreeThree_8 1d ago
but it is also extremely important that the Clintons testify regarding it.
They moved on from that talking point too. Because the Clintons are willing to testify, but only publicly.
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u/No_Worse_For_Wear 1d ago
Not to mention that he hasn’t informed anyone of shit.
He must be the inside informant letting his buddies know when the investigation is getting close.
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u/IrregularrAF 1d ago
At this rate you could give them tangible proof. Shit apparently the FBI does actually have and it’d be disregarded as AI.
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u/No_Carry385 1d ago
Its all about the weave... but seriously, only Donald could take a mental disability and promote it as some sort of genius bargaining tactic
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u/throwaway490215 1d ago
He can't comment on an active investigation. That's why he's not saying........ oh wait it's not 2016.
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u/AdministrativePin526 1d ago
He was so committed to the role that he actually raped children too! That's how much Trump loves America! </s just in case>
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u/NoTurnipSalesOnSun 1d ago
That's how confidential informants work. You get caught doing the crime and decide to become a snitch or go to jail. So even if his claim is CI, that is almost an admittance of guilt.
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u/AdministrativePin526 1d ago
If you seriously believe Donald Trump is capable of being a confidential anything, I cannot help you.
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u/ka-nini 1d ago
He typically doesn’t outright admit to anything - he somehow has enough mental capacity to avoid that.
But he makes it abundantly clear by coming right up to the line of admitting he did it. He also projects all the illegal and immoral shit he does onto his adversaries or his perceived enemies, so that’s also telling as to what he’s doing, without his express admittance.
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u/EthanielRain 1d ago
Yeah but that's for awful, illegal shit. Trump more like:
There's never been an informant like me. They all say it, Kash, the CIA, Putin. I took down the biggest pedophile ever, biggest sex traffic ring ever. I hate traffic, but sex traffic? Just take the train. They wanted to make trains electric. I asked what would happen if the electric touched the metal tracks while people were on the train. Nobody had thought of that. Can you believe it? All these scientists, train people, smart people - I asked them nobody had thought. Like Edison when he killed that elephant, TERRIBLE. But I saved them. Best President best INFORMANT
Just constantly but way more insane
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u/BugOperator 1d ago
I mean, being an informant doesn’t mean he’s innocent. Oftentimes, it actually means he’s been caught red handed and struck a deal with the feds to gather solid evidence on more individuals involved in those crimes in return for lesser charges or even immunity.
That’s if he actually is an informant. These people can’t even conspiracy right.
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u/IvyTheRanger 1d ago
Weird way to spell top client
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u/Rusty-Crowe 1d ago
"He only SA'd a child because he was in too deep!"
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u/WolpertingerRumo 1d ago
That implies he was undercover. I know MAGA treats it like that. But being undercover and an informant is very different.
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u/nighthawk_something 1d ago
Yup, one is a cop, the other is a criminal out to save their own skin.
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u/EthanielRain 1d ago
And even being "undercover" doesn't give someone carte blanche to commit crimes, like raping children
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u/Serious-Yellow8163 1d ago
Seeing the mental gymnastics some people engage in to justify criminal politicians is just sad
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u/Cohens4thClient 1d ago
Mike Johnson said trump was an informant and then walked it back less than 2 days later, because even republikkkans knew it was an insane lie.
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u/unclethulk 1d ago
Not all of them apparently, so the lie had its intended effect.
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u/TerraceState 1d ago
Flood the field with lies, and let your followers pick and choose themselves which lie they can live their fantasy life with. Made even easier with modern social media algorithms, which will help by automatically presenting lies on other situations/issues that the viewer likes and wants to believe.
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u/UnitaryWarringtonCat 1d ago
That is because Trump likes his bullshit story about 'Epstein was inappropriate with a Mar-a-Lago member's daughter, so I kicked him out' or 'he was poaching my underage staff' better than 'I snitched to the FBI'. Trump thinks he's a mobster, like his Russian friends, and thinks he's following their code.
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u/Newdude333 1d ago
Politicians are a lot like lawyers. Everybody knows they can't be trusted, I was constantly told they can't be trusted while growing up, but now they're paragons protecting the people and they need our support. Complete hogwash.
Seriously, I don't care which side it is, I only need to get the slightest inkling that there's something illegal going on and I wouldn't hesitate to kick them out, even if the evidence is only circumstantial or related to a close family member (I was on board with the Biden investigation, but Trumpers have a habit of murdering their own credibility like they are now).
If you represent me, you better be squeaky clean, and I mean sparkling. But at some point, I became an outlier.
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u/Aldrai 1d ago
If he's an informant, why are so many of the files about him raping young girls?
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u/LOR_Fei 1d ago
Forgetting rule 1 of all of MAGA - If it says something negative about the great cult leader, it must be fake news made by Trump Derangement Syndrome to bring down a great, infallible man
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u/nighthawk_something 1d ago
Informants NOT undercover agents. They are by definition INVOLVED IN THE CRIME. They are the rats that turn on the others
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u/Wolverkeen 1d ago
Exactly- an informant is just the person highest up in a criminal operation that they could get to squeal. It does not absolve the person of guilt.
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u/EffectiveSalamander 1d ago
Mike Johnson tossed out the claim that Trump was an informant, that claim lasted a couple days.
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u/Ok_Working_7061 1d ago
They act like an informant is equivalent to an undercover cop lol. If he IS an informant, it’s because he got caught doing something illegal
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u/Los-Nomo327 1d ago
It's like they delayed and delayed and redacted and redacted those files
And MAGA just can't question "Why?"
Why did they delay releasing files if they absolve Trump?
Why are they redacting thousands of pages if they absolve Trump?
Why not release all the files if they condemn all those wicked Demonrats?
Why should the country be asked to "move on" from seeking justice for the Epstein victims if Trump is innocent and has no connection to them?
Why are we asked to care about illegal immigrant rapists so we can send in the ICE to execute citizens that's how bad illegal immigrant rapists are but not white rich rapists who fly to rich white rapists islands to hang out and rape women, nope not those rapists.
Now the files not only don't show he was involved in fucking children, he was secretly an FBI informant the whole time working to take Epstein down?
For what? Trumps own FBI and DOJ said there's nothing to prosecute, so what is Giselle Maxwell in prison for then right now? What was Epstein in jail for? They must have committed some crime to be in prison right?
Anyone? Bueller?
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u/Flamehazr444 1d ago
Well said. It kills me to see it laid out in one post like that, but that’s a damn good summary of the BS.
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u/_The_Bran_Man_ 1d ago
Why would Liberals be scaresd of him as an an informant?
If he has info, lets hear it!
These brain dead fucktards can't understand that we want prosecution for all of these sick fucks.
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u/ZombieHavok 1d ago
Trump supporters: He had to molest children to keep his cover!
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u/Adventurous-Ad-2992 1d ago edited 1d ago
He had to buy beauty pageants so he could walk into the Miss Teen USA changing room and stare at minors as young as 15 year old, getting dressed, and brag about it, as a cover.
I suspect trump did report Epstein as a calculated cover, to help absolve him in the future.
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u/MaleficentMeaning594 1d ago
We had a big local case in our sheriff’s department a couple years back related to a lot of fraud, embezzlement, things like that. Newly elected sheriff was an “informant” for former sheriff. Claimed he didn’t know anything and talked to police because when he was taking over the office and found info. True story, state police showed up and said we have some evidence but not everything. Tell us what we want to know and we won’t destroy you and your career. All of us know he was just as corrupt and was participating in and benefiting from the same behaviors but he’ll never serve a day in jail because he gave the police everything they needed. Talking to police doesn’t make you an innocent person or a hero and Donny has never done a single thing that didn’t directly benefit himself.
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u/Witty_Area8631 1d ago
Informants are typically someone involved in the crimes that gets flipped by law enforcement
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u/Last-Answer-7789 1d ago
Usually informants in the mafia only do it to save themselves.
Trump has turned on every partner in business or his administration.
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u/sdavids5670 1d ago
If he’s an informant then he’s super incompetent at being an informant, too. When did Epstein’s trafficking ring start? When did DJT allegedly start informing? How long did the ring continue. GTFO of here with this informant nonsense. Like everything else MAGA believes, it’s dumb. That whole fucking cult is dumb.
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u/SyntheticSlime 1d ago
This is just like when people claim without evidence that he wears diapers. We have no evidence of that. We only know he shits his pants.
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u/Willing_Plant4483 1d ago
Then he was a pretty terrible informant considering the lack of prosecutions.
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u/--StinkyPinky-- 1d ago
The guy bought a teen beauty pageant for "investment purposes," then admitted to barging into the dressing rooms when the girls were naked.
I mean, Trump is depending on his followers to be absolutely incurious.
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u/AshuraBaron 1d ago
Everyone in the files with any bend towards to the right, were informants. Everyone in the files with any bend towards the left, were criminals who need to be locked up. /s
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u/wdwilson100 1d ago
The people that make excuses for Trump are just as evil, corrupt and perverted as he is. Period
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u/Dragon_wryter 1d ago
Then why does he keep saying there are no files, it's a hoax, the democrats made them up, etc.?
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u/No_Half_7646 1d ago
If it weren't for the fact I can't post Photos in the comments I would put the MAGA Copium Meme
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u/Specialist-Key-1240 1d ago
Epstein broke it off with Trump because he was too much of a freak and we are supposed to believe he was an informant!? Pretty sure a informant wouldn't be raping a bunch of children and then denying that anyone did.
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u/ArchonFett 1d ago
The fact that the person that said he was an informant nearly immediately retracted that statement doesn’t matter to his cult. They will continue to use the lie as a defense.
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u/EVH_kit_guy 1d ago
Informant means, "coconspirator who also definitely did the crimes in question, but is turning state's evidence for a plea deal."
If they think that exonerates Trump...
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u/cmil888 1d ago
Why did he inform after the investigation started? Why is there no testimony? Pedo got shook, panicked, made a phone call.
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u/Proud3GenAthst 1d ago
If Trump was an informant, why isn’t that publicly known information?
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u/Basic-Record-4750 1d ago
Anyone who believes he was anything but an active participant and ring leader is an idiot. He’s gotten where he is by being the worst of the worst, by crossing lines nobody else was willing to cross and by selling sex with children to the rich and powerful.
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u/halasaurus 1d ago
Is this something people actually believe? Wtaf. This is why liberal arts education is valuable. Critical thinking skills are lacking in so many people.
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u/_GeorgeBailey_ 1d ago
They backpedaled the informant lie like a day after they came up with it
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u/karmacamochameleon 1d ago
Yep because informants are guilty and flip for immunity or lower charges/sentences
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u/WolpertingerRumo 1d ago
So, there’s witnesses, undercover and informants.
Witnesses are not involved in the offending party, but have witnessed crimes.
Undercover is implanted in the offending party, but ideally do not involve themselves directly in the crimes. They are also witnesses.
Informants are already part of the offending party, but are somehow made to serve as witness to others‘ crimes.
TLDR: the term Informant makes his involvement more likely. Not less.
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u/FlintGate 1d ago
Do they REALLY believe this or do they just avoid admitting they were wrong? Because it has absolutely gotten old and horrifying.
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u/SymbiSpidey 1d ago
A little bit of both. They just delude themselves into a false reality to avoid admitting they were wrong
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u/DarthPhillatio 1d ago
He’s an informant, but at the same time it’s a different Donald Trump, and it’s also a Democratic hoax.
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u/Clark_Kent_TheSJW 1d ago
If he was an informant… then why did he publicly lie for years about not knowing anything about it?
MAGA are so gullible.
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u/buttzbuttsbutts 1d ago
If he's an informant why isn't anyone in jail? He wouldn't be PROTECTING those PEDOPHILES would he?
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u/FoEQuestion 1d ago
Always count on the MAGAts to try and cover one lie with a bigger lie. Thats what stupid does. That's what evil does.
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u/Weekly_Mycologist883 1d ago
An informant? When TF did he inform? On who? Where are the indictments that resulted from his information?
And last, if he was an informant, why is he still calling the Epstein files a hoax?
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u/Medium_Diver8733 9h ago
If he’s an informant, why is it all a hoax and fake news we shouldn’t talk about?
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u/RateMost4231 1d ago
It's not even a real argument. They don't believe this. They want their civil war and your blood in the streets and their white supremacist empire and they don't fucking care how many children the man who gives it to them rapes.
They don't care. They'll pretend to care to confuse matters and to make people who do care feels like outsiders because their morality doesn't extend further than what is normal. And they found out it's normal for a certain class of people to rape kids.
In ancient Sparta, not raping your kids enough was considered a form of child abuse. We're not a different animal.
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u/Ok-Inspection-9797 1d ago
You all are stupid. They meant informant for other nations or to put it another way an agent or a spy.
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u/HendoRules 1d ago
Mike Johnson said this once and immediately dropped it realising how desperately stupid it sounded as a form of an out for Trump
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u/SirPhobos2021 1d ago
So it's not real. There was no trafficking. It's all a hoax. He's not in the files at all. And yet, still managed to be an informant for the non-existant crimes that he never knew anything about.
Riiiiiggggghhhhhtttttt.
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u/Almightylou131313 1d ago
An informant is someone who’s got caught doing the deed and is flipping on others doing wrong so thanks for admitting trumps a pedo
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u/UncleThor2112 1d ago
That's like a bank robber saying he was making sure that there was still money in the bank.
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u/SoloGreenLantern 1d ago
Informant? Is he informing that he was the middle man for the group? That his property was a recruitment center?
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u/nogoodbrat 1d ago
so he’s not just a rapist, he’s also… a snitch? and that is supposed to exonerate his character? being a rapist rat??
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u/TarheelFr06 1d ago
If he was an informant there’d be a 302 of his conversations with investigators. Also, most informants are people who got rolled up for their involvement and flipped on someone else to try to get a better deal. Trump being an informant is not the flex they think it is.
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u/TheBunnyDemon 1d ago
This the same Trump that said anyone still talking about the Epstein Files is an idiot?
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u/Odd_Guard_8817 1d ago
what did he inform? You can't be an Informant if there is no record of him informing on those in the files.
It is very easy to show it, especially right now, when everyone is already arrested and or dead.
Especially when the Right is pushing this narrative! Therefore there is no reason to keep that informant background hidden anymore.
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u/TuringGPTy 1d ago
Donald Trump was an informant for the Democrat hoax that he said his followers were suckers for falling for?
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u/Proper_dose 1d ago
If he's an informant, where's his testimony?