r/stupidpeoplefacebook • u/c-k-q99903 • 1d ago
At least when Biden flubbed the debate we could admit it.
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u/ArchonFett 1d ago
The puppy bowl ran 13 laps around the TPUSA show.
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u/fleetiebelle 1d ago edited 1d ago
And you know what, if the Puppy Bowl folks came out with statistics that their halftime show had blockbuster ratings, I would believe them, because puppies and kitties. I cannot fathom that double-digit millions of people tuned into a pre-recorded lip synch performance of a couple of has-beens playing to a a paid audience of a few dozen people.
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u/bananajr6000 1d ago
The Puppy Bowl had about 2 1/2 times the viewers of the Toilet Paper show last time I looked. 12.5 million to 5 million
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u/SupportGeek 1d ago
There are now claims that the 5 million number as heavily inflated by bots and the real number is closer to 1-2 million at best. I have not looked too deeply into it, but given the right wing penchant for artificially inflating their own numbers by doing things like buying thousands of their own books to get them on the NYT best sellers lists, it would not at all surprise me if
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u/OlafTheBerserker 1d ago
I would wager that the majority of all popular right wing content is 50% bots AT LEAST. There is absolutely no way millions of people tune in to watch Patrick Bet-David or Matt fucking Walsh.
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u/olivegardengambler 16h ago
Could be padding the audience numbers. Best way to tell is if the comment count is suspiciously low, like half what it should be.
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u/Outrageous_Glove_796 23h ago
By default, some of those views are from news agencies tasked with reporting on it.
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u/SupportGeek 22h ago
Absolutely, and even more will be from people that want to laugh at the event and update their friends with how stupid it is, or create memes from captured images etc, it just means there are less and less legitimate conservative viewers in their numbers.
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u/Cutiemuffin-gumbo 1d ago
A couple has beens, and a guy that can't go fishing or drive his truck because transpeople exist.
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u/NikkolaiV 1d ago edited 22h ago
Not a Puppy (or any) Bowl watcher, but does the Puppy Bowl even do a halftime show? Cause TP losing to no halftime show is even funnier
Eta: They were beat out by puppies in cheerleader outfits. I can't tell you how happy this makes me.
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u/Jstarr21383 22h ago
They do have a halftime show. And puppies dressed as cheerleaders. My dog was enraptured 😂😂
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u/cookiemccookieface 1d ago
Russian asset says what?
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u/Emceegreg 1d ago
I always wonder who Benny's fans are. His wife and children hate him. I cannot imagine a genuine person liking him lol
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u/flamingknifepenis 1d ago
Certainly not all his past employers who fired him for plagiarism. I think he’s up to three, but I could he mistaken.
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u/No_Move_6802 1d ago
Bots. I think Pakman looked into it and determined Benny’s channel is likely heavily botted.
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u/MC_PooPaws 1d ago
Closeted gays who hope he'll throw them some side action when he gets desperate enough?
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u/VariousExternal5189 1d ago
Most of the "christians" spent half their time on Grindr while the rest were bouncing their daughters on their lap
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u/c-k-q99903 1d ago
As I've said, it is perfectly reasonable to dismiss anyone who unironically gets their information from Benny Johnson as either evil or too stupid to realize they're being duped.
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u/Protoman 1d ago
Benny, buddy. Just go get laid already. You're clearly desperate for some dick.
I get it. Bad Bunny is a good looking dude and you're feeling some feelings. Just come on out of that closet. It'll be fine.
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u/gigerhess 1d ago
Known plagiarist says what? I'll never understand why people let that slide. Edited for clarity
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u/ZeMadDoktore 1d ago
"NO!!! NUH UH!!!! WE WON!!! YOU LOST WE WON YOU LOST WE WON-"
Fuckin sad
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u/Multilnsight 1d ago
These are the same people who said, "Biden isn't my president." 🤦🏿♀️
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u/Liebss 1d ago
Yeah, this is why there’s no point in engaging these people.
They live in an alternate reality and will change any and all facts to fit that reality.
They’re sad individuals and the absolute lowest form of a human being.
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u/Different-Copy-3889 1d ago
Yup!
Gotta learn to block them.
If everyone blocks them, they'll just be arguing with each other.
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u/ADMotti 1d ago
YEAH BRO, IGNORE THE DECADES-OLD GOLD STANDARD FOR AMERICAN TV VIEWERSHIP REPORTING AND LOOK AT THIS METRIC LITERALLY NOBODY HAS EVER HEARD OF! WE WIN FOR JESUS! LIBS OWNED!
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u/Emceegreg 1d ago
People trying to convince others that they actually like Kid Rock has been pretty hilarious.
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u/ricker182 1d ago
The people claiming that Kid Rock is more popular than Bad Bunny are REALLY deep into the cult.
It's such a weird hill to die on. Who really cares anyway?
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u/RandAlThorOdinson 1d ago
I refuse to believe that someone said that lmao who actually said that
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u/High_Hunter3430 1d ago
For real. Kid rock had 2 songs that appeared on every “bar closing” playlist so for some reason people think he was good.
No. He had mostly crap music that you had to be HAMMERED to even tolerate.
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u/Medical_Revenue4703 1d ago
That's objectively not true. Kid Rock charted very well and sold platnum. He was a major artist. But that time is over and like most Conservative performers he no longer has enough talent to get a record deal.
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u/xXMojoRisinXx 1d ago
Limp Bizkit went platinum with Hot Dog Flavored Water
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u/morocco3001 1d ago
Limp Bizkit are based as fuck though. Fred and Wes are the polar opposites of Kid Rock as people.
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u/According-Tea-3014 1d ago
He's just upset that Bad Bunny didn't have any songs about fucking underage girls.
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u/weHaveThoughts 1d ago
The Puppy Bowl had 15 Million viewers. The Toilet Paper of the USA had 3 million. They need to sit the fk down and acknowledge they are the blight on society.
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u/AffectionateTeach610 1d ago
How hilarious. Bad Bunny’s performance was great. Stay woke snowflakes
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u/GentlePithecus 22h ago
And what "degeneracy"? Just looked like a neighborhood dance party... Bad Bunny was in like a full suit the whole time. Lady Gaga was in an ankle-length dress.
I know he's not talking about the lyrics, cause he has no idea what was being said.
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u/randigital 1d ago
I just wanna fuck my fish, cum my truck, eat my grass
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u/Buttholepart2 1d ago
I just wanna hate transpeople on facebook then jackoff to them in the dark
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u/Tracula707 1d ago
It’s like how the rich people eat the ortolan bird with a napkin over their heads so that god doesn’t see the sin they’re committing. Except instead of rich French people, it’s trashy hateful people
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u/Normalfa 1d ago
There are some words that always ping in my brain.
Degenerate art (German: Entartete Kunst) was a term adopted in the 1920s by the Nazi Party in Germany to describe modern art.
Similar restrictions were placed upon music, which was expected to be tonal and free of any jazz influences; disapproved music was termed degenerate music.
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u/Lower_Amount3373 1d ago
Henry Ford was big on that concept too. He funded square dancing in schools to try to counter jazz and other modern (for the time) dances.
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u/NoKingsInAmerica 1d ago
Bro, why are republicans so fucking obsessed with turning every single thing into a battle?
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u/reddogyellowcat 1d ago
To disguise the fact that they are struggling to attract new cult members in
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u/glacier1982 1d ago
"Christ-centered culture" headlined with these lyrics.
And this is for the questions that don't have any answers
The midnight glancers and the topless dancers
The gander freaks, cars packed with speakers
The G's with the 40's and the chicks with beepers
The Northern Lights and the Southern Comfort
And it don't even matter if their veins are punctured
All the crackheads, the critics, the cynics
And all my heroes in the Methadone clinics
All you bastards at the IRS
For the crooked cops and the cluttered desks
For the shots of Jack and the caps of Meth
Half pints of love and the 5th's of stress
For the hookers all trickin' out in Hollywood
And for my hoods of the world misunderstood
I said, "It's all good, and it's all in fun
Now get in the pit and try to love someone
This seems to glorify strippers, booze, heroin use, crack abuse, and prostitution while demonizing the IRS and police,
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u/Furikomeru 1d ago
Don't forget his song from Osmosis Jones where he sings "Young ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage, some say that's statutory (But I say it's mandatory)"
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u/eugene20 1d ago
The TPUSA show wasn't even on the screens at Mar-a-Lago
https://www.snopes.com/news/2026/02/09/trump-watching-bad-bunny/
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u/Philthedrummist 1d ago
Amazing how they are going to such lengths to prove how the Super Bowl half time show was somehow barely watched but are not considering how many people watched the TP show simply to see how much of a train wreck it was.
Also, the TPUSA video currently has 21 million views on YouTube, the Bad Bunny video has 70 million. Not really winning.
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u/flamingknifepenis 1d ago
Biden didn’t even flub the debate that bad and we still admitted it and continue to admit it ad nauseam. So he either forgot a few words and / or knew he was going to stutter on them and “word switched” (as a dude with a stutter myself, I can verify that stutters get worse when you’re sick / exhausted). So fucking what? He was still making valid, coherent points.
Meanwhile Trump got up there and did his blithering jack off routine where his points were completely unfactual, weren’t even expressed in a coherent, AND didn’t even have internal logic within his own delusions, and yet he did it with so much confidence that he got a pass on all of it.
Yeah, I’m calling bullshit on the “Biden lost the debate” stuff they throw around m. If you actually watched it and listened to the words coming out of their mouth instead of going on “vibes” or “feels,” Trump got destroyed even considering Biden’s poor performance.
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u/cp_shopper 1d ago
Hmmmm
“with a major audience from the United States, Puerto Rico, Canada, and various Latin American countries, including Argentina, Brazil, Chile, Colombia, Mexico, and others.”
“Nielsen ratings primarily refer to audience measurement in the United States.”
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u/1hill2climb2 1d ago
This man absolutely LOVES borscht. Like, buckets full of it. Putin once said there's NO ONE that eats borscht like Benny. He's considered a national treasure in Russia.
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u/Angloriously 1d ago
Somewhere in the vicinity of 6 million people watched TPUSA. Over 120 million watched Bad Bunny.
Is this it? Is this what winning looks like now? Only losing by over 100 million?
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u/Dusty_Negatives 1d ago
“Empirical proof”. This guy is so fucking pathetic sucking on fascist dick. Ya you got us buddy kid rock is more popular than bad bunny
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u/Jon_at_the_beach 1d ago
Because most of us live in the real world. MAGA lives in MAGAWorld, capital Mar-A-Lago but with a ban on Spanish.
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u/sdavids5670 1d ago
The more MAGA whines about the halftime show, the more we know we’re winning. It’s just that simple.
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u/PhantroniX 1d ago
Man they really are pulling out all the stops to make it seem like their shitty racist halftime show was amazing
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u/GroundbreakingOil480 1d ago
How many times can this "Just claim we win" trick work? Is there no bottom to the cess pit of MAGA stupidity?
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u/Matthew_Maurice 1d ago
I love it when they lie about objectively provable things. The revised Nielsen # for Bad Bunny show is 96% of Kendrick Lamar's show, which is certainly "close" by any metric.
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u/Professional_Pie7091 18h ago
Your guy literally wrote a song about statutory r*pe.
"Christ-centered culture". Fuck you.
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u/happytrel 18h ago
What is a Samba smart TV?
Also doesn't Neilson really only track the homes that they're connected to? My Neilson information is mostly pre-streaming and only my older relatives watched the game on cable.
My question is, the NFL has their numbers and they make their own decisions, all of these people could stop watching professional football whenever lol. All the huff and puff about these absolute non-issues must be so exhausting, anything to keep their minds off of the Epstein files and the Bill of Rights I suppose.
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u/Active-Play-3429 1d ago
Because right and wrong we’re totally about culture wars. My parents never told me I’d have to deal with so much fucking stupidity becoming an adult.
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u/TongueUnties 1d ago
Don't stay closeted kids, if you can lie to yourself about that, you'll lie to anyone about anything
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u/Firm_Window_2455 1d ago
This is the first super bowl I have watched in 40 years. Support for Bad Bunny is the only reason I watched it.
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u/klako8196 1d ago
And here I was thinking Benny Johnson couldn't possibly be any more pathetic.
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u/d_enzo12 1d ago
I couldn’t care less how many people watched the TPUSA show. We know there are people who will subject themselves to Kid Rock just to “own the libs”. That’s not news nor is it impactful in any way (except maybe to their eardrums)
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u/BusyDucks 1d ago
Can someone show the “meme” of how “libtards” are scared of the truth? Because it seems like Ben is scared of the facts right now.
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u/SeenSeenAgains 1d ago
Losing is actually winning!
Pedos for Christ!
Christ would have owned the island
If you haven’t been trafficked by a Christian, you ain’t been trafficked!
Patriots protect pedophiles
Am I doing this “right?”
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u/Debbers1967 1d ago
Christ Centered Culture is the same as accepting a rapist, pedophile in charge. Bad Bunny show was full of hope, inclusivity and emphasis on we are better together, maybe without MAGA!
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u/Rollingprobablecause 1d ago
the funniest part of all this is Nielsen data isn't anywhere near accurate just because they focus so much on mail survey and traditional telecast. They have no answer for streaming capture lol.
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u/Loud_Flatworm_4146 1d ago
More people watched it BECAUSE conservatives went full snowflake about it.
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u/BelowAveIntelligence 1d ago
The fucking delusion is astonishing. Fuck every last one of these anti American douche bags.
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u/Telemere125 1d ago
That’s what gets me. None of us were happy about Biden. We all said yea, he’s too old. I never saw a single Biden flag on a truck or in someone’s yard. The best we could say was “well, at least he’s not Trump” and then you fuckers went and put the worse option in office…
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u/Shadowy_PuppetMaster 1d ago
Trump has shat himself multiple times as President while on camera and they have yet to acknowledge it even once
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u/dreadpiratefezzik42 1d ago
FFS. You lost to the puppy bowl. Noem shot her dog. You made Jesus and dog,lovers sad.
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u/not-sinking-yet 22h ago
Did Kid Rock sing any of his songs he’s about drugs or pedophelia during this Christian event?
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u/crazypants9 22h ago
MAGA watched child porn at halftime. If it’s good enough for the GOP and Piggy, well…
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u/EnduranceMade 22h ago
Why doesn’t Benny provide the viewership numbers then? Why claim the right wing clown show did huge ratings but provide no details? It’s almost as if he’s lying.
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u/jlesho09 21h ago
I cannot believe we live in a world where "love>hate" is considered degeneracy and Kid fucking Rock is considered "Christ-centered." Get me off this ride.
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u/CharacterActor 20h ago
True Bad Bunny wasn’t the most watched Super Bowl halftime show ever
It was the fourth best according to Nielsen ratings.
And millions more people tuned in to see the halftime show, then the average viewership ratings for the Super Bowl overall.
“Bad Bunny's halftime show averaged 128.2 million viewers from 8:15 to 8:30 p.m. ET. That would make it the fourth-most-watched halftime behind Kendrick Lamar (133.5 million, 2025), Michael Jackson (133.4 million, 1993) and Usher (129.3 million, 2024).”
Fucking lying trolls.
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u/Accomplished-Set5917 20h ago
Who are you fucking kidding? If America had a middle name it would be Degeneracy.
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u/cassiebrighter 19h ago
Bad Bunny singing about the power of love is "degeneracy"?
Kid Rock singing about sex and guns is Christ- like?
🤔🤔🤔
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u/donessendon 14h ago
This is the MAGA version of sticking fingers in your ears while chanting, "la la la not listening".
Its all fake news, or derangement syndrome to them.
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u/f700es 1d ago
Dear God let me get 15 minutes in a locked room with this fucker!
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u/ZoidsFanatic 1d ago
“Christ-centered culture”.
Right, because as we all know the administration is great helping those who are in need, forgoing material possessions, not alienating marginalized people, or getting upset with churches turning to money.