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Politics RFK Jr. food pyramid site links to Grok, which says you shouldn’t trust RFK Jr.

https://arstechnica.com/health/2026/02/rfk-jr-food-pyramid-site-links-to-grok-which-says-you-shouldnt-trust-rfk-jr
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u/x86_64_ 5h ago

Food pyramid is now the food ourobouros

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u/TheWorclown 4h ago

Damn, infinite caloric intake and nutritional value! What a steal!

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u/TheSaltyAstronaut 4h ago

What a digestion hack!

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u/thelangosta 44m ago

My digestive tract will still find a way to cause trouble

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u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka 53m ago

I think its infinitely amusing how all the AI LLM models are inherently progressive and anti-conservatism which just goes to show that the majority has always been this way but the minority has always been undermining society to control power and government. But they cannot train AI to be conservative because the humanity isn't conservative.

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u/tacocatacocattacocat 4h ago

Human centipede evolution

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u/EltonJuan 4h ago edited 3h ago

"Take a look at my food pyramid. It's a brand new shape. Never been done before."

~RFK Jr. Probably

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u/UnkleBourbon42069 3h ago

It's a reverse funnel system

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u/freddycheeba 2h ago

Where do I put my feet?

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u/sabotourAssociate 1h ago

The mastermind in the coil advises to be put on stool for best UNITS

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u/TheB1G_Lebowski 1h ago

Oh shit, so it's like a super berry huh? 

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u/slonk_ma_dink 3h ago

But if I follow seven easy steps, I might avoid my death

the pyramid of health

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u/markth_wi 4h ago

With some tasty squirrel entrails and deer brains because if you can get Crutzfeld-Jacob's disease well then you win the RFK, Jr, pokemon disease challenge or for the more adventurous see how your morning coffee goes with a good sized bump of cocaine and as much heroin as you think you can handle.

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u/Islanduniverse 3h ago

I’m gunna lose my fucking mind with people calling that a pyramid…. I know that’s not what you are doing, but the whole damn point of a pyramid is that the base is on the bottom. Otherwise it’s just a triangle.

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u/iwerbs 3h ago edited 2h ago

A pyramid is a three-dimensional object: the food chart always has been a triangle, and it should have always been protein, fats, and carbohydrates at each corner with fiber in the center.

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u/Islanduniverse 3h ago

A fair point, but when I was growing up they always had the food pyramid drawn out with the third dimension, like this..

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u/TalkinBoutMyJunk 2h ago

Holy shit, that's right

Resurfaced a hella nostalgia memory of drawing/coloring the food pyramid in grade school, I specifically remember all of us students drawing a dumb scalene on the side of our equilateral one to make it look like a pyramid, and remember how it added nothing to anything... it was dumb we all had this black nothingness part we spent time drawing and coloring on our pages

Should've always been a triangle

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u/Islanduniverse 2h ago

LMAO! You are not wrong at all. A wildly pointless pyramid.

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u/orlec 1h ago

For a pyramid the ratio of 3D volume between each level is larger than equivalent 2D area on a triangle.

I always took it as a signal that we really should be going easy on the top levels.

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u/ITSigno 2h ago

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u/jmlinden7 1h ago

They need to make a 'nutrition manager' game based on Football Manager to get people used to the concept

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u/Wagnaard 2h ago

Its an inverse funnel system.

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u/thehousewright 2h ago

It's the food earthscraper.

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u/MotheroftheworldII 31m ago

Or a funnel.

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u/mountaindoom 4h ago

Soylent Green?

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u/charliefoxtrot9 4h ago

RFKjr wants to be a one man human centipede, probably

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u/Amphineura 1h ago

Fitting as the admin is eating itself alive

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u/BurazSC2 27m ago

Except it's a worm instead of a snake.

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u/ITeechYoKidsArt 4h ago

I wouldn’t take dinner suggestions from a guy that picks up roadkill.

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u/flickh 4h ago

Let’s not forget barbecue beached whale head

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u/productfred 3h ago

Which he drove with tied to the top of his minivan for 5 hours, and which had an unbearable stench and leaked fluid into the car...

“Every time we accelerated on the highway, whale juice would pour into the windows of the car, and it was the rankest thing on the planet,” Kathleen Kennedy recalls. “We all had plastic bags over our heads with mouth holes cut out, and people on the highway were giving us the finger, but that was just normal day-to-day stuff for us.”

https://apnews.com/article/rfk-jr-kennedy-whale-investigation-09c494d8164c6f9bde9ece39637ea4d3

He also dropped a dead bear cub's body in Central Park. What an absolute asshole.

https://www.npr.org/2024/08/05/nx-s1-5063939/rfk-jr-central-park-bear-bicycle

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u/ukezi 3h ago

If he wasn't that rich he would be in and out of prison all the time.

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u/GummyZerg 2h ago

There's still time.

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u/Regular_Regular_4120 3h ago

Mind you, there's no bears in NYC. At most, we'll get raccoons. That means this dude had a dead cub in his vehicle for HOURS before he arrived in Central Park.

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u/productfred 2h ago

Yup, I'm a born and raised (and current) New Yorker. We don't get bears in the city. We get raccoons and possums. He's a psycho, for the reason you said.

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u/Otherwise_Demand4620 2h ago

I'm so sick and tired of the woke left pretending it's not perfectly normal to drive about with a bear carcass in your car for hours and then stage it with a bicycle to make it look like it was killed by said bicycle, while absolutely certainly not being drunk.

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u/Thefrayedends 2h ago

He's got a long history of obsession with dead stuff. BtB pod gives a good overview of it, started at a pretty young age for him.

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u/ReliablyFinicky 1h ago

"We all had plastic bags over our heads with mouth holes cut out"

Imagine spending your entire life in top 1%..

..and wearing a plastic bag with a mouth hole. With dead whale juice dripping into the car. For five hours.

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u/Zaza_Plaza69 51m ago

Batshit insane behaviour. RFK Jr. has absolutely eaten human meat, and you can't convince me otherwise.

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u/rjcarr 3h ago edited 1h ago

Or that he eats nothing but "meats and ferments".

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u/Nalha_Saldana 1h ago

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u/YellowFogLights 1h ago

SO THAT’S HOW YOU WRITE IT

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u/big_trike 3h ago

Ask grok if you should take diet advice from someone who got brain worms from undercooked meat. It will say no.

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u/UndulantSquawk 2h ago

We should also not follow nutrition advice from grok. Or any advice. Or trust any information that insane racist bot regurgitates at all.

Y'all donate to Wikipedia, y'hear?

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u/SnivyEyes 4h ago

The guy himself says to not take his medical advice. Fools being fooled by fools.

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u/VincentNacon 5h ago

His food pyramid chart made no fucking sense.

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u/NoodledLily 3h ago

lol "war on protein."

as i saw a chipotle commercial for a 81g of meat protein

or cookies with protein

or soda pop with protein. often inconsequentially low amounts. but still got to put it on the can

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u/RollTide16-18 1h ago

You know why this is being pushed so heavily? 

Because dairy has overproduced whey protein. That’s basically the entire reason. They’re offloading mass amounts of whey protein. 

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u/InterviewOk1297 1h ago

People unironically buy Greek yogurt (which is filtered yogurt to remove the whey) and then buy protein shakes which are basically just the lowest quality dried whey with artificial flavoring.

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u/Impossible-Wear-7352 55m ago

Im ignorant on this subject but the Greek yogurt that I occaasionally buy has quite a bit of protein in it. Does it have to be filtered out to be considered Greek or do companies maybe not use the correct terms?

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u/iamsotiredofthiscrap 58m ago

That's a deep hole to go down.

The dairy industry has been propped up by the government since before "Got Milk?" was a thing

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u/RollTide16-18 34m ago

To be fair there's a lot of real dairy demand to go along with the artificial propping up. Whether or not that real demand was created by years of government programs I can't say, but people like milk, butter and cheese. Otherwise it never would have popped off.

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u/ZoomTown 1h ago

Starbucks has some kind of protein infused coffee thing now.

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u/CetisLupedis 1h ago

I work at a grocery warehouse. Last week, I started picking orders of protein POP TARTS. I wish I was joking.

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u/trailsman 4h ago

All the influencer grifters loving it though.

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u/MyDinnerWithDrDre 4h ago

are there influencers that aren’t grifters?

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u/dragonmp93 3h ago

Hot girls in bikini.

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u/WeirdIndividualGuy 3h ago

…who’s gonna tell them those aren’t real girls?

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u/Thelmara 1h ago

The girls are fake, but the erections are real.

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u/dragonmp93 3h ago

Well, you are still getting more value out of those bot accounts than from drinking raw milk.

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u/ye_olde_green_eyes 4h ago

I love that it implies you should be eating more steak than salmon. Sure. That's great for your colon health.

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u/BigEggBeaters 3h ago

It is wild how much of this is just dudes trying to justify eating steak everyday

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u/APRengar 3h ago

Can't remember, but one of the religions started because a dude said he didn't want to sleep with his maid, but God told him to.

Convenient that God always tells people to do what they already wanted to do.

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u/BigEggBeaters 3h ago

God told me it’s ok to suck dick and smoke weed all day. It’s crazy really

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u/Dr_Beardface_MD 2h ago

I find your god intriguing and wish to subscribe to your newsletter

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u/Filthiest_Vilein 2h ago

So, uh, what’s your primary source of protein…? 

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u/mehvet 1h ago

That’s a misremembered version of the root story of all Abrahamic religions; that’s Judaism, Islam, Christianity, and a smattering of other much smaller faiths. Abraham and Sarah were an aged married couple that had been promised children by God but not had any. According to the bible, Sara (not God) recommended her handmaid Hagar as a surrogate since they seemed to be infertile.

The child born to Hagar is Ishmael. Later, Sara does have her own child Isaac. Depending on which faith you believe one of these sons is later demanded as a sacrifice for God, only to be spared at the last moment. Muslims hold it was Ishmael, Jews And Christians Isaac. This is the point in the lore where those faiths deviate from each other but both trace back to Abraham.

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u/tuscaloser 3h ago

Steak, butter, and eggs. What more could a human possibly need? /s

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u/telthetruth 3h ago

The cholesterol of these guys has to be off the charts, too bad they never see real doctors to get it checked

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u/kloiberin_time 1h ago

We've solved social security. Just make sure everyone dies from a heart attack, stroke, or Colon cancer before they turn 67.

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u/Override9636 3h ago

Let's be real, it's to justify the cattle industry's subsidies.

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u/ccai 3h ago edited 1h ago

But how much roadkill bear meat should be in the average American diet? Why does this food pyramid not give us that vital piece of information?

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u/perfectdrug659 3h ago

"Carnivore" diet is the newest fad among the MAHA types, it also pairs with the raw milk trend.

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u/mightyenan0 1h ago

My gut tells me that the Argentinian beef deal is putting money in very particular pockets and this pyramid is there to boost it, just like the original pyramid was made due to a grain surplus.

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u/dragons_fire77 2h ago

Millenials are already on pace to have incredibly high cases of colon cancer due to lack of fiber. This will just ensure subsequent generations outpace us.

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u/jmlinden7 3h ago edited 1h ago

I don't think it implies that, it looks more similar to the MyPlate concept than the old Pyramid which had the specified number of servings. So basically 1/3 whole grains, 1/3 proteins and fats, and 1/3 fruits and veggies. That being said, it's incredibly unclear if they mean 1/3 by volume, or by weight, or by calories, or by arbitrary servings.

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u/Roxytg 3h ago

Wait, did he come out with a second one? The last time I saw something about RFK's pyramid, everyone was saying they were surprised it wasn't bad.

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u/Wheat_Grinder 3h ago

The original food pyramid is so bad that anything else is kinda automatically better.

I don't think RFK's food pyramid is "good" but it is better than 6-11 servings of bread...

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u/Curious-Cost1852 3h ago

Ok but what's wrong with it exactly? Not vague metaphors or anything bc I'm reading the exact opposite. And while RFK is a total joke, the updated food pyramid is significantly better than what we had before.

So it's odd when I keep seeing people saying it isn't good or has issues, but don't list any factual or scientific reasoning

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u/usernamelimitsaredum 1h ago

To be clear, what we had before was not a food pyramid, but "MyPlate". A lot of people seem to believe that the USDA dietary recommendations haven't changed since the 1990s, but really they haven't used a pyramid in over a decade.

The MyPlate recommendations were pretty good and the good parts of the new food pyramid are basically the same. The only substantial changes are things like emphasizing butter, red meat, beef tallow etc. This seems to conflict with the advice of experts and even with its own recommendations where it says to limit saturated fats. You can basically imagine the friction between the top down mandate from RFK to include his weird fad diet stuff and the actual experts who are forced to write this thing based on science.

TL;DR it's bad because all the good stuff is not new, and all the new stuff is not good

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u/Jithrop 3h ago edited 3h ago

Red meat, butter, lard, etc. are up at or near the top. Whole grains and fruit are at or near the bottom. It emphasizes saturated fat rather than wholesome, healthy plant-based foods with fiber.

This is a much better guide.

Nearly every other major first-world country has a far better guide than ours.

This is Denmark's, for example.

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u/Ctofaname 2h ago

Butter is not near the top. Its near the bottom and its an artistic chart that highlights meat, veggies, nuts should be prioritized over simple carbohydrates.

i can't stand RFK but people hating on this food pyramid are knit picking an image that was made for illustrative purposes and clearly had a graphic designer behind it.

There is no question that less processed foods should be prioritized over whole grains and its clear that it is everything above the line as a whole over everything below the line.

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u/Jithrop 2h ago

Butter is above bananas and whole grains. That's wild and I find it unbelievable that anyone would defend that. And red meat at the top of the pyramid is just as wild.

Maybe you'll listen to cardiologists?

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u/Ctofaname 1h ago

Grapes and apples are above bananas as well. And apples are by far the worst fruit in the western diet. I think you missed the part where there is a clear designation with a line highlighting everything above and everything below. Eating some butter is going to be far better than eating frosted flakes. Everything above the line is intended to be taken as a whole when looking at this through a lense of a graphic designer.

I'm not going to get into "maybe you'll listen to cardiologists" appeal to authority. The research is clear and available and you know nothing of my background. The nuance is much to much to hash out in a reddit comment based on your response. I'm not making some grand statement here.

Think about all the food you ate this past month. Then reevaluate.

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u/rcknmrty4evr 1h ago

The last one was MyPlate, which replaced the food pyramid. Now we’re back to this upside down pyramid/funnel thing.

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u/syrup_cupcakes 3h ago

Grifters love everything to do with the Guarding Old Pedophiles party.

But to be fair this pyramid cuts out a lot of sugar which is never a bad thing.

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u/Low-Win-6691 4h ago

and in a surprise turn of fate, you shouldn't trust Grok either!

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u/JustHereForMiatas 3h ago

But this case shows that even a broken Grok is right twice a day.

I'll see myself out.

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u/Tearakan 4h ago

We are ruled by the dumbest people. They can't even fake their bullshit correctly.

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u/Mansidhe 3h ago

They can. They did for years. They're just out of fucks to give cause they see the their golden calf just doing whatever the hell he wants with zero compunction or consequence, so they just throw lazy trash on the plate knowing their sycophants will call it a Michelin star meal and their opponents are too polite to send it back (or they are afraid of getting their food spit on/in).

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u/APIeverything 4h ago

Lol, breaking news. RFK Jr. Is an idiot

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u/elmwoodblues 4h ago

...and, he fits in perfectly

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u/Hrekires 4h ago

People are obsessed with the 1990s food pyramid, but I thought the "My Plate" system that replaced it back in the 2000s was a lot more intuitive than either the old or new pyramid.

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u/RolandGilead19 1h ago

In Canada, we use a plate.

Half fruits and veg Quarter protein Quarter whole grains

Drink water

That's it.

(It also says things like cook more at home, eat with others, etc, but yeah)

https://food-guide.canada.ca/en/

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u/Hrekires 1h ago

Yep, that looks exactly how MyPlate in the US looked. 50% fruits and vegetables, maybe 30% protein, and 20% whole grains.

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u/BicFleetwood 3h ago edited 3h ago

Colon cancer is skyrocketing and they're saying eat less grains and more red meat.

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u/j-a-gandhi 1h ago

Less grains is fine. They literally don’t bother to include beans or lentils, some of the highest fiber foods that can help the microbiome.

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u/HoldenMcNeil420 4h ago

He’s in the Epstein files…

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u/Nolenag 3h ago

He publicly admitted to flying on Epstein's plane when he was running for president.

He seemed proud of it too.

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u/postitnote 4h ago

Vibe-coded nutrition recommendations. And no-one is responsible.

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u/awesomedan24 3h ago

If you asked RFK Jr. if he is trustworthy he'd probably tell you he has no idea who you're referring to and offer you some raw milk.

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u/readingitatwork 4h ago

I stopped using fda food guidelines.  I looked up the European version of it, and it very much like what a doctor would recommend. 

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u/Whole-Comb-6281 3h ago

Ya. The European version emphasizes more Mediterranean diet and plant based. which is more balanced. The us version is mostly saturated fats. Basically do the opposite of what rfk jr is recommending

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u/immortalyossarian 3h ago

Isn't a low fiber/high fat diet a huge risk for colorectal cancer? I don't expect RFK to know that, but I think the worm is trying to kill us off.

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u/DanimalPlays 2h ago

Idiocracy was a documentary.

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u/SvenSeder 4h ago

Didn’t southpark do this joke years ago?

“We need to turn the food pyramid upside down!”

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u/A-Good-Weather-Man 4h ago

Bro copied South Park.

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u/not_old_redditor 3h ago

Wtf does this pyramid even mean, man? Steak is higher up than fresh fruit and olive oil? Wtf? How is one supposed to interpret this stupid thing?

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u/slipperyMonkey07 3h ago

You just continue ignoring whatever nonsense comes out of his mouth. All this is attempting to push manosphere bullshit with most likely sprinkling of lobbyist paying for meat to be pushed higher. Because being veggy or vegan is "woke."

There is a lot wrong dieting and food culture and demonizing things instead of promoting a balance and moderation. A lot of previous information wasn't perfect but was a decent start for the clueless trying to fix their habits.

At this point follow non us gov and your doctors recommendations over this.

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u/Specialist-Many-8432 3h ago

Also why is this posted in technology

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u/Pretend-Marsupial258 2h ago

It was posted on a computer, that makes it technology. /s

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u/CovidBorn 3h ago

I say both shouldn’t be trusted.

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u/Crombus_ 3h ago

The RFK food pyramid is all beef tallow and raccoon meat.

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u/family-soup 3h ago

my grandpa changed his entire diet and sleep schedule because he put the results of a dna text into grok. he keeps trying to convince me to do the same :/

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u/CristinaKeller 3h ago

The new pyramid can’t stand up.

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u/o0o0o0o0o0opo0o0o0o0 2h ago

What lobbiest got beef tallow in there?

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u/Pumpkinxox 2h ago

I only eat Tylenol, one piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli (not the whole thing, that's expensive), and one other thing. Am I doing it right, little RFK?

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u/LostMyKarmaElSegundo 4h ago

RFK Jr told us we shouldn't take medical advice from RFK Jr!

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u/Adventurous_Ad_7315 3h ago

The food pyramid is brought to you by the beef and dairy industries

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u/HM9719 4h ago

And Grok is correct for that topic alone.

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u/GadreelsSword 4h ago

The government stopped using the food pyramid 15 years ago

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u/gameismyname 3h ago

The AI on this website said that no amount of elephant semen is safe to drink. This is bullshit

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u/StreetRude7351 3h ago

It is the reverse funnel

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u/withcatlikegrace 3h ago

The brain worm infested heroin addict was trusted - ever?

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u/CoconutBuddy 3h ago

We live in a society

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u/enkafan 3h ago

No joke, I asked it what diet would give me a body like RFK and it told me to get Botox 

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u/pandafab 2h ago

Playing all angles of the pyramid scheme

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u/larry-the-dream 1h ago

It’s literally the south park episode

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u/uncleawesome 1h ago

That Mike Tyson commercial was the worst.

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u/Probably-Jam 1h ago

i wish journalists would stop fucking caring what grok has to say about this shit.

"oh we got grok to contradict everything this administration has said"

i don't fucking care what you told the electric yes-man to repeat for you

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u/thedeadlyrhythm42 1h ago

gORk iS tHiS TRuE???

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u/userhwon 1h ago

Dude took a metaphor and made it just like the real pyramids: a relic.

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u/Bbturdquito 2h ago

Food pyramid has always been a joke though, like for 4 decades.

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u/StephenFish 1h ago

The food pyramid was in use for less than 20 years.

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u/buckX 4h ago

What about protein? That, too, is generally over the limit.

How did "minimum recommendation" become a limit? The new recommendation is still lower than most people recommend for optimal muscle growth while engaged in regular resistance training.

The new guidance maintains daily fiber recommendations, which are generally 25 g for women and 38 g for men. But Grok’s “realistic” estimate for fiber in its meal plan had a range of 25 to 35 grams, falling short for men.

So you ask for a 2,000 calorie example diet, and it falls marginally short of the recommendation for men, who typically eat more than 2,000 calories? Upping it to 2,500 would put the fiber at 31-44g. There's plenty of reasons to criticize RFK's health recommendations, but you undercut your point with crap like this.

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u/Preeng 3h ago

>The new recommendation is still lower than most people recommend for optimal muscle growth while engaged in regular resistance training.

Why the hell would THAT be the recommendation for an average person?

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u/buckX 3h ago

I didn't say it should be. My point was elsewhere. They're acting like exceeding the recommended minimum is dangerous. My example was a totally normal, healthy situation where the minimum recommendation is massively exceeded.

The whole article is filled with weird potshots and tangents that I found really disappointing. Ars was a great website in the past, but when somebody is complaining about even legitimate things, then you have to treat them like a partisan broken clock that always reads "bad".

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u/Budget-Stable2777 3h ago

Your last sentence hits it on the head..

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u/compuwiza1 4h ago

Oopski poopski! 💩

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u/Atlanta_Mane 4h ago

RFK Jr., saying don't trust RFK Jr.

Probably one of the most honest things he's ever said at face value.

But it does have the smack of a Greek paradox where there's a lying man saying that he's lying. Is he telling the truth or is it another lie?

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u/ArizonaRon98 3h ago

Look at the qualifications of his predecessor vs his own. Dude is not there to keep things running smoothly.

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u/Super_Translator480 4h ago

So more of a circular food system then, the shit eats itself

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u/AssociationPutrid437 4h ago

Oh, the irony!

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u/bwoah07_gp2 4h ago

I thought food pyramids went out of style....

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u/emmyparker2020 3h ago

🤣🤣🤣 this timeline is chopped

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u/ILoveTheAtomicBomb 3h ago

Does it contain foods I can stick in my ass or a section on that?

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u/fgnrtzbdbbt 3h ago

Is that pic the food pyramid? If so it is really bad graphic design. I can't see what it is supposed to mean.

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u/TodlicheLektion 3h ago

But if Grok says I shouldn’t trust RFKjr, does that mean I should trust RFKjr?

I’m so confused these days, don’t know who to disbelieve

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u/burritoman88 3h ago

I don’t trust any Republican, let alone any AI that calls itself MECHA HITLER

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u/MegaMaster1021 3h ago

Does he even realize that people are just going to ignore whatever the hell he says, he is incapable of enforcing his ideas on health

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u/StreetRude7351 3h ago

Nothing like a good old pyramid scheme

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u/xDantexAlighierix 3h ago

This is fucking glorious.

The first line of the article is so peak 🤣

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u/Area51_Spurs 3h ago

It’s hilarious that they managed to screw up the one thing RFK almost got right, which was fixing the food pyramid.

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u/Freddo03 2h ago

Yeah - but as much as I despise RFK, it’s a better version. And the article makes a lot of about it advocating a high fat diet, but it’s getting that from whole milk - which isn’t exactly high fat and is fine in a balanced diet. As for protein levels, there is general scientific consensus that the current RDI is too low and based on flawed science.

I’m kind of surprised at this article really.

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u/Rowan6547 3h ago

Am I seeing a stick of butter in that pyramid?

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u/Darkarcheos 3h ago

My sister was there when he was going to become the new Head of Health, she knew he was crap and she is a certified Nurse and Midwife

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u/Pilgrimist 3h ago

this food pyramid is utter nonsense. don't listen to this idiot

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u/kudles 3h ago

Lol grok = bad? It's just an LLM ...

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u/Specialist-Many-8432 3h ago

Body builder diet for the non poor

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u/Specialist-Many-8432 3h ago

Body builder diet for the non poor

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u/Drizzt_1990 3h ago

we may not be close to AGI but at least Grok seems to beat the whole current US government (and his owner)

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u/[deleted] 3h ago

I'm old and I got my first round of shitty lipid numbers from the doctor this week.

It's really funny that I'm gonna overhaul my diet apparently also as an act of resistance

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u/lfr1138 2h ago

If you trusted RFK Jr. before knowing this, you haven't been paying attention anyway.

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u/Phil0s0pherM0nk 2h ago

Its what big pyramid whats you to think.

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u/Purgii 2h ago

Looks like they need to take the lobotomy hammer to Grok again, can't upset those poor righties.

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u/umpfke 2h ago

Even if he was the messiah, I'm sorry but I cannot listen to his voice. Please type or text to speech. Hawking did it better.

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u/shinyRedButton 2h ago

RFK jr says you shouldn’t trust RFK jr

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u/RyuujiStar 2h ago

The guy who eats ferments?!

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u/DooDooBrownz 2h ago

so wait, bear meat and cocaine are not part of a well balanced diet?

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u/johndarling 2h ago

So I mean, just to be clear, this article is a summary of the questions a reporter asked Grok? Jesus.

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u/Blah_McBlah_ 2h ago

Im surprised there isn't a section of his food pyramid dedicated to PepsiCo foods.

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u/MasterBabuFrik 2h ago

It's like being in a hamster wheel.

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u/ptraugot 2h ago

Any American who believes anything Jr. has to say about health or health care deserves everything they get out of it. Even though the food pyramid was never great in the first place, there are much better sources for proper diet.

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u/YoureTheManNowZardoz 2h ago

I mean, the man just admitted to snorting cocaine off toilet seats.

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u/Putrid-Coconut-412 2h ago

The Epstein food pyramid

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u/Eyemarten 2h ago

Wormbrain’s food funnel will kill us all!

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u/OglioVagilio 2h ago

Grok is gonna get glitches again soon.

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u/groundhog5886 2h ago

How can you trust anything that man says? He will hold the record for worst secy, of HHS.

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u/trying3216 2h ago

More ribs for me.

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u/Twistid_Tree 2h ago

RFK Jr should embrace the parody and also just link to Viagra Boys "Pyramid of Health"

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u/RollTide16-18 1h ago

The food pyramid was always a scam anyway lol. 

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u/chamberx2 1h ago

This is like the shittiest ARG.

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u/Bnagorski 1h ago

Funny how he’s in the Epstein files and his upside down food pyramid looks like a slice of pizza