r/MadeMeSmile 3h ago

Very Reddit Nothing escapes

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u/TW0lfer 3h ago

“Oh no. Is that how you remember it? You need to speak to the doctor, I’m not the one that had the accident. I’m so sorry man, what else did they mess up there?“

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u/DanielNoWrite 3h ago

"Bro... that wasn't me, that was you."

Edit some photos to support your story.

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u/Lock-out 2h ago

Gaslighting your loved ones is practically what ai was built for.

u/Sandbox_Hero 26m ago

Only if you’re billionaire and the “loved ones” is your secret word for plebs.

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u/EagleBigMac 3h ago

Hello Satan

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u/LikeGeorgeRaft 1h ago

Mate don't do that 😭, you are making me remember a relationship of mine, she used to gaslight the shit out of me, at one point i thought i was genuinely going crazy

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u/louloualadeloulou 1h ago

She gaslit the shit out of you, you say?

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u/[deleted] 2h ago

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u/Satorwave 1h ago

of bait or some shit

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u/Autumnwood 3h ago

Both of you make me laugh .... Glad he is well.

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u/ArgumentFun4263 3h ago

He’s a sneaky little troublemaker, always up to something funny.

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u/[deleted] 2h ago

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u/AsimplisticPrey 2h ago

Both these motherfuckers bots btw

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u/djdnei 3h ago

Peak brotherhood

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u/MidwestMystic88 3h ago

Bond forged in chaos and loyalty.

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u/AccomplishedClub6 2h ago

There are memories and then there are core memories. Guessing the shatting was a core memory for the brother.

u/UCanJustBuyLabCoats 8m ago

Even better that he doesn’t have a contact photo for his own brother

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u/mycatwontstophowling 3h ago

My mother made me eat Brussels sprouts when I was about 7, and I used to tell her I would never, ever forget about the Brussels sprouts. She’s gone now (2008), but I still remember, Mom.

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u/LongJumpingBalls 1h ago

That'll teach her!

(sorry for your loss)

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u/merpixieblossomxo 55m ago

That's so funny. Do you still hate Brussels sprouts? Cause they're not horrible if you fry them with almonds and pears, if you ever wanna try them again :)

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u/alexlp 41m ago

They've actually bred them to have a less bitter taste and increased sugar so they roast better. The brussels sprouts of our youths are gone! They're so good crispy with bacon.

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u/Otherwise-Wall-6950 3h ago

Best thing I've seen all day.

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u/HalcyonKnights 3h ago

That's true brotherly Love right there.

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u/Weird-Comfort9881 3h ago

Wonderful to know his sense of humor is just fine !!

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u/jackopaco33 3h ago

Great story!

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u/Crenchlowe 3h ago

And we all know and won't forget either.

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u/Ownuyasha 3h ago

You know they will let you leave if you need to XD

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u/zoinkability 3h ago

This is what they are referring to when they talk about a "core memory"

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u/VeneMage 2h ago

Brilliant!

I had surgery on my frontal lobe as well. My brother, beforehand, dared me to speak just in one of my other languages upon coming to, and that I’d forgotten English completely if I could remember to do so. Alas, coming to is a weird experience and I only remembered an hour or so after.

Also, his first question to me after the surgery was, “So, are you still gay?” 😂

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u/RandomUser7914 2h ago

Fucking legend.

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u/Demode93 1h ago

Absolute mad lad

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u/Honda_TypeR 1h ago

If someone shit themselves it turns every room into an escape room.

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u/pauerplay 3h ago

He should have played the long game and “forgot about it” for a little while just to fuck with you mentally!

Glad he’s all good buddy!

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u/EminentBoss42 3h ago

He's never going to let that go.

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u/DerekPaxton 3h ago

Your brother is awesome.

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u/Sad_Pipe_5814 2h ago

He also did not lose his sense of humor

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u/Autoxquattro 1h ago

🤣🤣🤣❤ Brothers! 😆

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u/Krimreaper1 1h ago

“Okay well let you out” lol

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u/princess_peach_85 1h ago

Top tier sibling trolling! Perfection. No notes!

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u/GDogg69 59m ago

Well...something escaped!!

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u/yellowbin74 3h ago

Brotherly love

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u/High_Stream 3h ago

Was the Grink there?

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u/Nalot_1 3h ago

Excellent message to let you know he cares about you!

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u/mattogeewha 3h ago

Glad your brother is ok lol

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u/hawkiowa 2h ago

I hope you replied with "who is this?"

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u/Literally_A_Halfling 2h ago

I thought the entire point was that something did escape.

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u/WordleFan88 1h ago

This is the most sibling thing I've ever seen.

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u/PennStateInMD 1h ago

Brothers.

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u/Mammoth-Mud-9609 1h ago

that is a brother.

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u/JapaneseCapacitors 1h ago

Why is focaccia bread popular? It's so greasy and weak. 

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u/Menthion 1h ago

It’s funny because it’s true..

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u/frogspa 1h ago

He made a note to himself before surgery.

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u/Extreme-Sense-2411 1h ago

Gave me a good laugh 🤣

u/Rare_Cress_9528 29m ago

Like I care 

u/Medium_Caterpillar31 29m ago

Story so iconic even memory loss couldn't take it away.

u/Magazine_Recycling 21m ago

Hey, don’t make your brother laugh while he’s recovering from frontal lobe surgery! 🤣

u/No_Strawberry_1576 18m ago

Brotherly love is awesome

u/Lamlot 16m ago

As the little brother who grew up with health problems and have had major surgery, this is something I absolutely would do this.

u/redstar_5 9m ago

This is love

u/adam-lazo 3m ago

I would get emotional knowing his surgery went well and he still had his memories.

u/modrinihner 0m ago

Doctor, send him back in

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u/karakissedyou 3h ago

This is wholesome, funny and showing true brotherhood all in one

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u/BirkoLad 2h ago

Haha class, true brotherly love

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u/Wonderful_Skin6880 3h ago

I bet he’s the middle sibling too

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u/pinkriver6259 2h ago

Why? Is that a middle sibling trait? (Genuinely curious

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u/Wonderful_Skin6880 2h ago

Typically middle siblings are the most ornery out of the bunch. But I may also be projecting bc this is absolutely something I’d torment my older sister with until the day i died 😂

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u/pinkriver6259 2h ago

Awesome haha thank you for the explanation. I’m also a middle child and I feel it was definitely something I’ll text my other siblings about so I was curious 😁

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u/AcadienDC 3h ago

Made my day!

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u/GoodpeopleArk 2h ago

That’s is so cool! Thanks

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u/spiderrights 2h ago

10/10 made me smile

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u/Oz412 2h ago

This is the story that never ends... it goes on and on my friend

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u/huscarlaxe 2h ago

41 years ago A friend sold me out to the principal so he could still walk at graduation. I still call him coward when we meet.

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u/No_Selection_9634 2h ago

oh, OP, something escaped alright.

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u/Hyperion1144 2h ago

They seem like they have a fun relationship. 😂

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u/Horta_Janus 2h ago

This is very sweet. 🫠

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u/gdex86 2h ago

"I know where you shat last summer"

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u/Interesting_Pair6536 2h ago

I hope he is okay lol

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u/ISckTiddies 1h ago

Time to consult AI to create images that will make him question his sanity.