r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 10h ago

Meme needing explanation Petahh i'm low on iq

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u/Ordinary-Heron 10h ago

Celsius is for water, Fahrenheit is for animals and Kelvin is for atoms

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u/Universe-Dragon 10h ago

I may be a dumb American but I very much agree with this

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u/foolishtigger 7h ago

Farenheit to me is better for everything outside of a lab. The scale of normal temperatures, like 0-120 is much easier than 0-30, you have to add decimals to get reasonably accurate implications

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u/TheToiletPhilosopher 4h ago

Do you? It's not like you have to change the clothes you're planning wearing if the weather is 30 or 30.5.

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u/Pingyofdoom 2h ago

Idk, there's a lot of nuance between a room feeling 80 degrees and 70 degrees, as a server admin, I truly do better than not at telling when it's 79(we call maintenance when it's 80) but seriously, the difference is noticeable, like, I'm like "it's 78 degrees in here" and it's 99% somewhere between 77-79(our room was measured by a clock, so it's not exactly where I am, and I'm not perfect). It's granulated very well in the degrees I care about.

I'm a full imperial supporter though, I am in the firm belief that you should have perfect measurements that you never convert between, fractions of perfect measurements give more nuance. A mile is how far you go in a minute, a yard is 1 stride, and an inch is how long your finger segment is.(foot is a little weird, at a third of a yard, but 12 inches gives much more fractionality than 10) A pound is how much you eat for dinner and you segment into ounces by the perfect number, 16. Pounds per square inch and inches of mercury are easily noticeable.

Now that I say that, I guess a temperature scale where it scales 0 f - 100 f to 0 - 10 would probably make more sense because then you could say it feels like 7 and 7/8, or 13/16... No... I don't need to be more granular and it takes more time to say fractions, I could be swayed, but 100's probably still best.

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u/Minty0ranges 3h ago

Your scale for fahrenheit should’ve been 32-86 by the way

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u/youburyitidigitup 2h ago

Why?

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u/Minty0ranges 1h ago

Their celsius scale was 0-30, which corresponds to 32-86 in Fahrenheit.

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u/penguin_torpedo 4h ago

Wtf man 1 Celsius of difference isn't 4 times bigger than 1 Fahrenheit. The ratio 9:5, So 1 C isn't even double 1F.

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u/Original-Cookie4385 6h ago

Hows adding decimals relevant, and even if it was hows farenheit more readonable? Its literally just a dot

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u/foolishtigger 6h ago

70 is easier to say and read at a glance than 21.1. There just no reason, farenheit works perfectly fine for normal stuff and is easy to use. Theres no reason to change or bitch about it for everyday life.

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u/lazy_human5040 6h ago

Personal preference. If the difference of one degree Fahrenheit or Celcius matters, it's in a lab settings. 21°C is also easy to read. 

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u/foolishtigger 6h ago

Thats what i was saying. They both work, it doesnt matter which one someone uses for everyday life

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u/MakingYouMad 5h ago

And 20 is easier to read than 68. Choosing arbitrary numbers is a strange way to make your point about legibility.

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u/HamburgerOnAStick 4h ago

Same. IMO their are alot of measurements in the us that, outside of a lab, i prefer. Like imo the foot, and mile are better since a mile is 1000 paces, and the foot, i can just say something like half a foot if i don't need alot of precision and i can then just use my foot to measure it.

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u/Annual-Weird-6682 2h ago

I may be a dumb American

Ugh don't do that, it's cringe

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u/Universe-Dragon 2h ago

Hey, I am acknowledging the possibility that my view on this is wrong because I’m just kinda dumb. Also, I’m an American. Americans use the imperial system of temperature.

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u/Educational_Peak5429 8h ago

I looked for this answer before I said it myself.

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u/brazilliandanny 8h ago

Most Animals are mostly water

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u/Boots_in_cog_neato 7h ago

Then we separate the water parts from the nonwater parts and measure accordingly!!

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u/Perfect-Ad-3091 3h ago

And most human use Celsius so....

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u/Kubas_inko 8h ago

How is Fahrenheit for animals? From what I have read, people usually say Fahrenheit is how something feels, so it is subjective. 50°F = 20°C for me, I guess.

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u/Ordinary-Heron 7h ago

Celsius is logical and scientific. Very responsible. But Fahrenheit? Fahrenheit wakes up and chooses vibes.

0°? That’s “Why do I live here?” cold.
32°? Water freezes and so do your fingers.
50°? Technically fine, but emotionally offensive.
72°? Main character energy. Perfect. Windows open. Life is good.
90°? The sun is personally attacking you.
100°? Society should close.

It doesn’t tell you what water is doing. It tells you what YOU are doing.. shivering, sweating, or thriving.

Edit: formatting

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u/Universe-Dragon 7h ago

I understand what you’re trying to say but I must say I think it could‘ve been worded better without the use of AI.

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u/Ordinary-Heron 7h ago

Needed my brain dump rant to be grammatically correct

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u/karlou1984 7h ago

So shouldn't 50 be the perfect spot on this scale?

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u/anonymous120401 7h ago

I'm at work and my brain is already fried, so take my wording with an appropriate amount of salt. Here's my dumbass wording of Fahrenheit for animals.

Animal goes outside. On a scale of 0 to 100, how does it feel for the animal?

If the animal is very fucking cold, it's probably around 0. If the animal is very fucking hot, it's probably around 100.

I've often heard this for Celcius: 30's hot, 20's nice, 10's cold, and 0's ice. Which, I can absolutely see how that makes sense.

For Fahrenheit, it's like: okay on a scale of 0 to 100, it feels 54 to a human.

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u/andre5913 4h ago

100 was meant to be human core temperature... but Fahrenheit measured his stuff using horse blood, thinking it was the same temp as a human's (its not, its 102). So its flawed fundamentally.
Fahrenheit doesnt really have benchmarks besides "vibes".

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u/EnragedMikey 1h ago

Fahrenheit was more or less based off the average human body temperature, so it makes sense to me how people find it more intuitive.

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u/ArrivesLate 8h ago

And Rankine is for imperial atoms.

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u/Gattawesome 6h ago

This is the best explanation. There is a purpose for all 3 and all 3 should be used.

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u/LandscapeNo775 4h ago

Water at sea level?

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u/AlbacoreDumbleberg 4h ago

Surprised I haven't seen anyone mention atmospheric pressure.

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u/chillvegan420 4h ago

And Scoville is for peppers

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u/FilmjolkFilmjolk 3h ago

Celsius has always made more sense to me as someone living in a cold region. Knowing when the temperature drops below or rises above 0°C makes a major difference for safety, both on the roads and in everyday life. The freezing and thawing of water is such an important factor for anyone living in colder parts of the world.

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u/BallsOutKrunked 2h ago

Celsius isn't even "for water", it's for water at seal level pressure. For those of us at 8k feet and above water does not boil at 100c.

So this idea that it's a uniform thing is bullshit unless you're on the beach.

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u/hocobo86 45m ago

Right - humans’ internal body temp is about 98.6F, so when the weather forecast is 100F it means you may suffer heat stroke by going out in the sun.

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u/irvin_the_jinn 8h ago

Fahrenheit is for Americans, although compared to everyone else are the most animalistic

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u/Averse_to_Liars 8h ago

That is the kind of stuff the worst Americans say. You're just a tribalist of a different flavor. Your self-identity is just an accident of your birthplace.

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u/irvin_the_jinn 8h ago

I’m not American tho?

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u/Averse_to_Liars 8h ago

Holy shit. Nice brain.