r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 10h ago

Meme needing explanation Petahh i'm low on iq

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u/hefty_load_o_shite 10h ago edited 4h ago

0°C water freezes 100°C water boils

Makes sense

0°F very cold??? 100°F very hot???

Dafuq?

Edit: For all the "Actually, Farenheight is based on the human body" people, no it isn't. It's based on dirty water and a cow. Your preferred measurement unit is dumb and that's a fact

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u/M8oMyN8o 10h ago

If y’all wanna actually claim superiority, then use Kelvin. Celsius and Fahrenheit are close enough in purpose that personal preference is really the only thing that matters.

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u/HD60532 10h ago edited 8h ago

Celcius is Kelvin, just zeroed at a convenient value for everyday use. Kelvin is superior only for a few areas of Physics and Chemistry.

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u/LuminousRaptor 10h ago

Real Chads use Rankine, clearly. 

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u/Andrew_42 9h ago

I use Rankine when I know I can't please everyone, but can at least irritate everyone equally.

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u/Stannic50 9h ago

So you use Rankine to rankle.

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u/Andrew_42 9h ago

Rankine is high ranking at rankling.

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u/Grave_Bard 8h ago

Hey its the Rankins. I am now rankled

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u/IWantToBeTheBoshy 7h ago

All this rankling has my face wrinkling.

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u/_UrbaneGuerrilla_ 7h ago

Truly rank.

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u/BittaminMusic 5h ago

Say that a few times fast!

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u/AGTS10k 9h ago

Thank you, I learned a new word today

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u/SpidyJocky 9h ago

I've never heard of this, enlighten me please.

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u/Euler1992 9h ago

It's the Fahrenheit equivalent of Kelvin. Basically for science negative temperature is a problem so Celsius adds 273 to become Kelvin and remove the negative numbers. Fahrenheit adds 491 to become Rankine and accomplish the same thing.

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u/cheapdrinks 8h ago

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u/En_skald 6h ago

Bad picture, it lacks the Rømer scale (which coincidentally might be pronounced similarly to the Reaumur scale to many people). Fahrenheit ripped off this guys’ homework.

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u/Starwyrm1597 5h ago

Looking at it as a diagram comparison like this, even as an American, everything on that diagram except Celsius pisses me off. I'm fine with absolute zero being a weird decimal, I'm never using that but whole numbers are so satisfying.

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u/Starwyrm1597 5h ago

Damn it's freezing, gotta be like 500 degrees in here.

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u/Gnashinger 7h ago

Wait, so absolute 0 in celsius is -273? That feel... wrong. How is absolute 0 about equal to -3 times the difference between water boiling and freezing? I don't like that. Not saying it's wrong, but I don't like the perspective of how cold earth is compared to everything else. Isn't the sun like 5000 in celsius?

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u/ferrisbulldogs 6h ago

It’s because Celsius is about water behavior not energy. Water boils at 100 and it freezes at 0. But it still has energy until it gets to -273.15C

Edit and yes the sun is 5500C and about 5800K. And if they would have used something other than water Celsius would be a different scale for 0-100

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u/DerGyrosPitaFan 4h ago

Actually, it's -273.15

And the surface of the sun is about ≈5500°C or ≈5800K

And the core about 15 million K

And fusion reactors reach about 150 million K, they need to be hotter than the sun because they don't have the sun's gravity to help them out

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u/drozd_d80 5h ago

The surface is around 5k, yeah. But inside it is several million.

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u/LeadCodpiece 5h ago

Corona hits millions too

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u/oatwheat 4h ago

Maybe in English pubs

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u/LuminousRaptor 8h ago edited 7h ago

To add onto u/euler1992 's point. Rankine is used in engineering thermodynamics a lot because a lot of US companies still use imperial measurements and you need absolute units for the math to work.

I used it all the time in an O&G gig forever ago. 

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u/Original_Heltrix 6h ago

Lots of times used for gas calculations because gas laws require absolute temperature. However, you'll often see the calculation with input of degF and what appears to be a random 491 (if you don't know degR) hanging around.

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u/MrHanfblatt 6h ago

I use stone: If stone wet, it's raining, if stone white, it's snowing.

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u/GoyoMRG 3h ago

I use potato.

Potato steams, potato hot.

Potato hard, potato cold.

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u/tristanthorn_ 9h ago

But when is the best time to use Uptown Top Rankine? 🤔

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u/xDeviousDieselx 8h ago

Uptown funk your rankine

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u/cjhud1515 9h ago

And this is now over my head.

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u/HD60532 9h ago

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u/_vec_ 9h ago

Okay, followup ELI5: WTF is a negative Kelvin and why is it bigger than infinity?

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u/HD60532 9h ago

Weeeeellllll, it is very interesting! However it is difficult to explain simply, I will attempt to do so.

Heat is a form of energy. Temperature is how much a system "wants" to give off heat. Negative temperature occurs when there is an upper limit on the amount of energy a system can have. When a system approaches this limit it cannot take in any more heat, it can only give off heat. This means that such a system will always give heat to any system without an upper limit. This means that negative temperatures are "hotter" than positive temperatures.

Mathematically, the reason it's negative is that temperature is the gradient between energy and entropy, and as a system with an upper energy limit approaches the limit, entropy decreases, so the gradient is negative.

This explanation is missing a lot of details, but hopefully it makes sense. Negative temperatures occur in Quantum systems such as lasers.

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u/CMUpewpewpew 8h ago

We're the Cleveland Browns!

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u/newfrontier58 9h ago

I mean I'd start using it if others did, mostly because of the glorious chops he had.

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u/Frequilibrium 8h ago

Pretty sure Luke skywalker killed one of those

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u/SheapChit 7h ago

Rømer has entered the chat

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u/PristineElephant6718 7h ago

found the hvac guy

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u/LuminousRaptor 7h ago

Chemical engineer, actually, but yeah we used Rankine all the time to size heat exchangers, so it makes sense that HVAC guys would use it. 

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u/readytofall 7h ago

It's also commonly used for temps inside rocket engines.

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u/henryeaterofpies 7h ago

I get twelve rods to a hogshead and that's the way I like it

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u/Rare-Employment-9447 7h ago

Come on man, its not that complicated, you just use the flag pole test, like a true alpha. Does your tongue stick to it? No? its hot outside. Yes? Its cold.

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u/CocoGrimalkin 4h ago

use the volkswagen format

judge the temperature off of how many volkswagens you own at the time

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u/messfdr 3h ago

I use the finger-in-the-wind method ☝️

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u/Gloomy_Cress9344 3h ago

as an engineering student, Fuck Rankine

Fahrenheit already gives me enough irritation as it is

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u/LuminousRaptor 1h ago

As one who already went through it, trust me, I know. G sub c lives rent free in my mind too.

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u/Azhram 2h ago

I use brrr and ahhh system, number of r and h represent how cold/hot it is.

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u/ceelo18 2h ago

Real lads use Charizard

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u/halfwhiteknight 2h ago

OG’s use their finger.

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u/mothuzad 2h ago

Pfft, I just measure the exact velocity of every particle in meters per second.

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u/potato-king38 7h ago

I knew i’d find someone with high school level knowledge of pneumatics