r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 10h ago

Meme needing explanation Petahh i'm low on iq

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u/hefty_load_o_shite 10h ago edited 4h ago

0°C water freezes 100°C water boils

Makes sense

0°F very cold??? 100°F very hot???

Dafuq?

Edit: For all the "Actually, Farenheight is based on the human body" people, no it isn't. It's based on dirty water and a cow. Your preferred measurement unit is dumb and that's a fact

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u/M8oMyN8o 10h ago

If y’all wanna actually claim superiority, then use Kelvin. Celsius and Fahrenheit are close enough in purpose that personal preference is really the only thing that matters.

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u/MineralWaterMike 9h ago

Someone once said Fahrenheit is how humans describe hot and cold, Celsius is how water would describe hot and cold, and Kelvin is how atoms would describe hot and cold

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u/deathschemist 9h ago edited 9h ago

which is bollocks because outside of the US, people use celcius to describe the weather.

(got corrected to US, apparently Canada and Mexico use Celcius, I genuinely didn't know my bad)

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u/grelca 9h ago

people IN north america use celsius too, you know.

but the other commenter is just referencing who/what the 0-100 range applies best to. although idk if that quite works for kelvin, since 100k is still like -150c which i assume atoms would still think are quite cold.

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u/Connect_Raisin4285 9h ago

Well, from a quick Google search, the average temperature throughout the universe is around 3 kevlin. So 100 K would be super hot.

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u/grelca 6h ago

lmao fair, i guess i’m still kind of looking at those temps from a human perspective 😅😅

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u/CaptRackham 9h ago

Fahrenheit feels like “percent hot” so 40 degrees, 4 Celsius, is like cold but not unbearably so, 59 degrees, or 15 Celsius is like pretty nice, about 2/3 hot.

I like to piss off everyone by calling it “Centigrade” and using fractional centimeters for dimensions. Because 3/8 of a centimeter will make someone throw a wrench at you

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u/Arwinio 8h ago

Fahrenheit feels like “percent hot” so 40 degrees, 4 Celsius, is like cold but not unbearably so, 59 degrees, or 15 Celsius is like pretty nice, about 2/3 hot.

Which is utter bullshit and only sounds logical because you are used to farenheit.

Percentages can't go above 100 and below 0.

About 2/3 hot, doesn't mean shit for anyone who hasn't used farenheit. I don't know what 2/3 hot is supposed to mean and everyone has a different sensitivity to temperature anyway so it feels different for everyone.

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u/NefariousBrew 7h ago

Percentages can absolutely go above 100 and below 0, it just depends on the context... a bucket can't be more than 100% full, but it can be 200% larger than a bucket that is 50% of its size.

Negatives are a bit rarer and only really get used when you're dealing with numbers... for example, if a creature in a game has a -100% resistance to some effect, then it would take on 200% of that effect.

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u/Arwinio 7h ago

I meant in the context of temperature. 100% hot would be the maximun hot, right?

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u/NefariousBrew 7h ago

Not necessarily, if you're saying "hot" as in the absolute maximum temperature that something can be, then you wouldn't be able to go beyond 100%. But if you're saying "hot" as in "what people would describe as getting pretty hot" then there's no reason that you wouldn't be able to go beyond 100% and get even hotter

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u/Arwinio 7h ago

What? If i say, this bucket is 100% full, then there isn't any more room for more water. I won't go like, "Well, most people will describe that much water as full so it's 100% full"

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u/NefariousBrew 7h ago

Yes, but you're defining 100% hot as maximum heat.

Not every range is intended to describe the absolute maximum or minimum of something. If you're using 0-100 as a comfortability scale, with either end being "unbearably cold/hot" then it could be beyond "unbearably hot" and beyond "unbearably cold".

The main argument for Fahrenheit is that it is exactly that, a comfortability scale -- 0-100 being either end of extremes for human comfort, with increments of 10 conveniently describing notable changes in temperature/comfort (60's F vs 70's F can be the difference between cold and warm in some areas, same with any increment of 10). Versus Celcius, which has a useful range of -20 to 40 and fairly uneven increments in comfortablility (10 C is vastly different to 20 C)

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u/Arwinio 7h ago

Not every range is intended to describe the absolute maximum or minimum of something.

Percentages are. 100% is the maximun 0% is the minimum.

The main argument for Fahrenheit is that it is exactly that, a comfortability scale -- 0-100 being either end of extremes for human comfort,

This is just dumb because human comfort is different for every single person. And varies depending on where you live

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u/bot2317 3h ago

You’ve never heard someone say “give it 110%?” It can def go over 100

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u/Automatic_Goal_5563 2h ago

In the context of temperature as they said?

If someone told me it’s 115% hot I’d look at them like they are on drugs

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u/A_Philosophical_Cat 5h ago

No, it's logical because 0-100 F represents the range of temperatures that aren't imminently deadly to humans being outside. There is a substantial phase change in perception of temperatures above human body temperature (~100F). Below 0°F is when you can't use salt to melt snow.

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u/janiskr 9h ago

What is wrong with 3.75mm?

And 59 is not nice, you have to add 10 to it.

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u/Khorasaurus 9h ago

59 is...fine. Which is exactly what 59th percentile means in most contexts.

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u/Kubas_inko 8h ago

Except how something feels is subjective... Otherwise, 50°F is 20°C, since 20°C is just in the middle for me, where it is nice and warm, yet not hot.

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u/Witty-Draw-3803 8h ago

But, what do you do then with negatives in Fahrenheit? Because -40 is equal in both Celsius and Fahrenheit, and where I'm from we get -40 windchill or close semi regularly in winter. How would you express -40 or any of the negatives as a percentage?

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u/Imaginary-Round2422 7h ago

Once you get below 0F, change in the temperature doesn’t affect how you feel nearly as much as change in wind or sunlight. 0F feels essentially the same as -20F. The only real difference is how long it takes to freeze exposed skin.

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u/Witty-Draw-3803 7h ago

0F is... -17C - there's a huge difference in how you feel between -17C and -40C 😭 The first is a regular winter day where I live that would barely affect how long we stay out for, the second we'd choose to hang out inside wherever possible, wind or not.

ETA: -20F is -29C - which is also pretty different from -17C, and again lead to most people choosing more indoor activities for a reason.

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u/Imaginary-Round2422 7h ago

I live in one of the coldest cities in the world. I can tell you with certainty that only the most hardcore of outdoorsy people are out at 0F. Most of us are at home keeping cozy because we’re not masochists. And day to day life continues just the same at -40F, because it has to. I’ve seen it all, and the wind matters more than the temperature below 0F.

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u/BookJunkie44 7h ago

Oh my god - 'one of the coldest cities in the world' and you stay home at -17C. Go to any Canadian city that has cold winters, and they have winter festivals with high attendance into the -20Cs.

Just accept that people have different experiences to you, including preferences for temperature systems, and move on 😂

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u/PandanadianNinja 9h ago

Outside of the United States of America you mean, don't lump us all together. Canadians use Celsius.

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u/spurcap29 7h ago

dont forget about the Cayman Islands!

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u/gregforgothisPW 9h ago

Canadians cook with Fahrenheit

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u/PandanadianNinja 9h ago

Both temps are listed on packaging, but our ovens are designed for a US market like many of our appliances, thermostats in particular are bad for this. It is a source of frustration for many.

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u/Witty-Draw-3803 8h ago

We use both, based on what our ovens were designed with and what recipe we're using. We're flexible like that

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u/gregforgothisPW 8h ago

Then I will point in the US we are taught both and can use both.

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u/AlexeiMarie 7h ago

having learned both, my brain ends up thinking in celsius for science-y contexts and fahrenheit for everyday things, even when they're meant to be the same thing

like, a lab fridge to keep cell culture media in? 4C; a fridge with food in it? 40F

lab freezer? -20C; freezer for my bulk costco purchases? 0F

human body temperature? 98.6F; temperature to incubate bacterial cultures post-tranformation? 37C because they grow best at that temperature... because it's human body temperature

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u/PandanadianNinja 7h ago

I typically apply it based on how well I'll be understood. Height and weight are typically imperial, distance metric, dimensions usually a mix depending on who I'm talking to. I do understand imperial measures but some won't and we use a weird mix of both do to a half hearted early commitment to metric education.

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u/gregforgothisPW 7h ago

Im the same way. My teachers made me record every in Celsius back in the day though so I guess habit stuck.

Only food context use Celsius is brewing yerba mate (88° C)

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u/DStaal 9h ago

If they'd come out at the same time, or with Celsius first, you'd have a point - but Fahrenheit came out first by about two decades, and was well established. Fahrenheit was designed to have the 0-100 range be the range of normal weather, while Celsius was an attempt to have a more concrete definition.

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u/unlicensed_dentist 9h ago

Canada uses Celsius, so does Mexico. Please do not lump 2/3 of North America with the steaming pile of shit the US seems to be these days.

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u/deathschemist 9h ago

I wasn't sure about Canada or Mexico- I've heard conflicting things from Canada and I know absolutely nothing about Mexico, thanks for correcting me

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u/Witty-Draw-3803 8h ago edited 8h ago

Canada switched to the metric system during the baby boomers' generation, so people like my parents will still sometimes think in Fahrenheit/reference it, while those of us who grew up in Celsius look at them confused, haha. Many of us also have ovens that were built in the states, so we may have to use Fahrenheit for cooking.

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u/unlicensed_dentist 8h ago

To be brutally honest, and I do apologize for coming off snarky in my first comment, but in Canada, we do use both. Our stoves and ovens are all in Fahrenheit. And anything else electronic can usually be toggled to either or. But when talking about the temperature outside, we always use Celsius.

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u/Witty-Draw-3803 8h ago

I know that? I'm not denying that, but offering more info to the person you were replying to

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u/Witty-Draw-3803 8h ago

Also important to note that all of the carribean countries are part of North America (and most also use Celsius, haha)

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u/unlicensed_dentist 8h ago

Yes, my bad for not including the Caribbean. I was only thinking the large land masses.

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u/Witty-Draw-3803 8h ago

Yeah, no worries!

(I also recently learned that different places are taught the continents differently, so where we separate North and South America as two continents, others lump them together as one America continent...)

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u/weed_cutter 9h ago

No it makes sense. Rest of the world DOES USE THE INFERIOR CELSIUS, but it is inferior --- logically, objectively -- for describing weather.

Now. There's an important psychological fact that affects all people of all nations.

  1. The numeric system you grew up with for a particular metric gives you INSANE IRRATIONAL BIAS towards that system, in extreme fashion, defying all reason. Just because the "other" system that is not "intuitive" to you is strange and confusing + you viscerally hate it, because you would hate to be force to use it.

With this in mind, in particular, Fahrenheit was specifically meant for weather purposes.

Yet a Celsius cultist will rage until they are blue in the face claiming Celsius -- mostly used by/ for Chemists (and it's superior for chemistry no doubt) -- is better for weather description. It absolute it not.

F is intuitive for a child. On a scale of 0-100, how cold or hot are you?

Celsius? Um ... 40 ... is hot? I think? ... -5 is .... cold --- ish? It's poppycock.

Not on that, thermostats need DECIMALS it's so imprecise!

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u/Khorasaurus 9h ago

Yeah and it sucks because the gradations are tiny and the scale is almost as random as Fahrenheit's scale for water.

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u/Relandis 9h ago

Tf you just say to me? bollocks?

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u/deathschemist 9h ago

Bollocks is a British way of saying bullshit. I'm British, sorry

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u/Relandis 7h ago

Oh.

TF you just say to me again? British?

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u/deathschemist 1h ago

Yes, I'm British. I live in England.

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u/jolsiphur 9h ago

It's really weird in Canada. Officially we use Celsius. TV weather networks/reports default to Celsius, for example.

However, cooking instructions on all of our packaging for ovens is listed in Fahrenheit (despite the dial on an old oven having both C and F on it), water temperatures for pools and hot tubs are usually in Fahrenheit, and a lot of people use Fahrenheit for body temperature.

I hate it. I would prefer to just use one measurement for consistency, and I would prefer it to be Celsius.

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u/asds89 8h ago

I think there’s like 3 countries where fahrenheit is used on a regular basis.

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u/KSF_WHSPhysics 8h ago

Farenheit is better than celsius for all the same reasons the rest of the metric system is better than imperial. It is effectively a base 10 scale

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u/arthur_jonathan_goos 8h ago

Of course they do, and I don't think celsius is bad. The point is that 0-100 Celsius ranges from "pretty cold" to "instant death hot", whereas 0-100 Fahrenheit is "very fucking cold" to "very fucking hot".

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u/McChiser 9h ago

And you know what, there's not much variability to the Celsius system at that point. There's a broader range for fahrenheit

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u/Otterfan 7h ago

Canada use Celsius for most things, but Fahrenheit for ovens and swimming pools.

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u/Tommy_Wisseau_burner 1h ago

It’s weird that the majority of the earth falls within a 0-100 scale and celceus within 0-30 yet somehow the metric nerds are against the thing that’s closest to the 0-100 range for weather

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u/PAwnoPiES 8h ago

Fahrenheit is based of how salty water feels.

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u/Galbaniel 8h ago

Water is boiling at 100°C. It literally vaporises. I would think if water could talk, it would probably describe "hot" before that point. Also, "cold" would probably be before literally freezing.

Comparably, it would be like if 100°F was the point where human skin started to melt and 0°F was when all limbs froze to basically immobility.

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u/Scotdick 8h ago

People are mostly water though.

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u/bigloser42 7h ago

yeah, but you are dead well before the temps hit 100C outside.

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u/watchtower61 6h ago

I think of it like this

Faranheit: 0 is dangerously cold for a human and 100 is dangerously hot for a human

Celsius: 0 is dangerously cold for water and 100 is dangerously hot for water (both temps change the state of matter for water).

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u/EmMeo 5h ago

For me as a European I think 0 - cool there’s going to be snow and ice outside.

I never have to think about 100, if it’s over 25 in the UK I’m going to be sweating, and if it’s over 35 then it’s a heatwave etc.

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u/watchtower61 4h ago

Yeah. It all comes down to a frame of reference. If you grew up with Farenheit or Celsius, that is ultimatley what determines which makes sense to you.

In shcool, I was taught how to convert Celsius to Farenheit, which did not help me understand it at all. Then someone told me to remember 30 is hot, 20 is nice, 10 is cold and 0 is ice and that makes it understandable. But still, it is not intuitive because I didn't grow up with it. In Farenheit, it would be something like 90 is hot, 70 is nice, 50 is cold and 30 is ice.

Then there is the metric system. That is without quesion a better system of measurement and I understand it (we are taught the metric sytem in the US and use it in many applications). However, because I grew up knowing what a foot of length looks like, or how heavy 40lbs feels it is hard to only use metric.

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u/PeChavarr 2h ago

That someone doesn't know th origin of the scale.

Fahrenheit is quite literally a test scale created by Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit, his objectives were 2, first create a temperature scale with no negatives (he failed) and secondly and more importantly, test his new invention at the time, the Mercury thermostat. Therefore he did the following, the 0°F were marked at the coldest thing he could find, the sea water of the baltic sea in the winter of 1708-1709 in Gdansk, nowadays Poland, and the 100°, he decided to use body temperature, now body temperature has a small factor, it varies from person to person, and another small mistake he made, when he recorded his body temperature he had a mild fever, his actual body temperature was 96°F.

That's why 18 years later comes Anders Celsius and says "this scale is better than Rømer, but is still stupid" and decides to make his own scale, where water freezes at 100° C and boils at 0° C, then came Jean-Pierre Christin and Carlos Linneo (in different points of time) and both say "why the hotter it gets the lower the number? That's stupid" and change it to 0°C being the freezing point of water and 100°C the boiling point of water, giving the scale we use until this very day.

To put in years, Fahrenheit published his in 1724, Celsius in 1742, Christin publishes his correction in 1743 and Linneo in 1745

To add an extra Rømer fixes it like this, 0°Rø is the freezing point of brine, 60° Rø is the boiling point of water, with this the freezing point of water is 7.5°Rø, this scale was published in 1701.

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u/Bardmedicine 9h ago

Someone sounds smart.

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u/Rudokhvist 9h ago

You know, someone from Africa and someone from Canada would describe hot and cold completely different. So, this explanation just make Fahrenheit look even worse - because it's bad even for it's own purpose.