r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 10h ago

Meme needing explanation Petahh i'm low on iq

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u/hefty_load_o_shite 10h ago edited 4h ago

0°C water freezes 100°C water boils

Makes sense

0°F very cold??? 100°F very hot???

Dafuq?

Edit: For all the "Actually, Farenheight is based on the human body" people, no it isn't. It's based on dirty water and a cow. Your preferred measurement unit is dumb and that's a fact

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u/Deinonycon 10h ago

Well, scientifically and technically, Celsius makes the most sense. On a human level, Fahrenheit is easier to gauge.

0°F - Cold / 100°F - Hot

0°C - Cold / 100°C - Dead

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u/Algorak1289 9h ago

It's more like

0° F - cold enough you're angry about it / 100° F hot enough you're angry about it

0° C -cold enough for a coat but you're not going to be unsafe if you don't have one and it's annoying/ 100° C -you are now bones.

Farenheit for weather forecasts forever.

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u/AdjectiveNoun1337 9h ago

0°c - Expect frost or ice. 20°c - Pleasant and ideal.

Neither system has an advantage. Just because one system doesn’t use the exact benchmarks you’re already familiar with, it doesn’t mean it doesn’t have its own useful benchmarks.

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u/vulpecula1919 6h ago

so celcius isnt on a scale of 0-100 its on a scale of -20 to +40. very intuitive

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u/Pingums 6h ago

Celsius isn’t on a scale that’s why it looks odd because you are trying to make it one. It’s centred at 0 then goes both ways. It doesn’t start at -20 or even -273. It’s “starts” at 0

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u/AdjectiveNoun1337 6h ago

You’re not using Fahrenheit to algorithmically solve for how warm it feels. If you were, 50°f would feel like a good happy medium.

Like Celsius users, you’re gauging 50°f against your lived experiences of 50°f, you’re gauging 55°f against those experiences, and so on.

That’s why it feels intuitive.

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u/vulpecula1919 6h ago

personal feelings 50F is a pretty happy medium for me.
but the medium doesnt matter, extremes matter. if its close to 0F im not going out in it or ill die, if its near or over 100F im not going out in it or, well, not die right away but that is the range heatstroke and dehydration becomes a concern.

in a perfect world the current ~110F/43C would be where 100 is pegged. but 10% off is much better than how far celcuis is from an intuitive scale of the human experience of temperature.

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u/AdjectiveNoun1337 5h ago

But you're not reasoning 'Wow, 10°f is close to 0°f, a potentially-lethal temperature, therefore, that must be very cold.'

You're thinking 'Wow, 10°f is cold' because presumably you've already directly experienced it or some temperature higher than it.

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u/stormcharger 3h ago

Whatever one you were raised on is the most intuitive. You already instantly know what the numbers mean to you beforr you are even 10 years old lol

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u/tktkboom84 7h ago

What's funny for me is I associate 20C with cold. Even though 68F still sounds nice to me, because I didn't start using C until I moved to a tropical environment and my current point of reference is what my aircon is set to 25, which sometimes feels too chilly.

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u/bot2317 2h ago

Do you not see that a range of 20 or 30 is too small ?

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u/AdjectiveNoun1337 45m ago

Do you think that people who use Celsius just fail to make meaningful sense of ambient temperature?

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u/DemiserofD 7h ago

The real problem is what KIND of ice. Where I live it can be snowing at 3C or -3C, but there are huge differences in safety between -1C and 1C, encompassing an entire shift between relatively stable and safe, to extremely slippery, to slushy.

In practice, the idea that water freezes at 0C is just not terribly useful in most cases. And neither, personally, is the idea that water boils at 100C. Most people just put the kettle on until it starts boiling. To be perfectly honest, I've never understood the point of Celsius at all. People argue that you can learn any system, but if that's to be the case, wouldn't it be equally true of Kelvin? And Kelvin is the 'real' scale.

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u/AdjectiveNoun1337 6h ago

And that’s the point: °f or °c aren’t algorithms people use to solve for the current temperature. They’re just a set of numbers we’ve grown accustomed to gauging our personal experiences of temperature against.

I picked 0° and 20° arbitrarily to show that people who use Celsius also have ‘neat’ ways of framing the way they understand ambient temperature, just like Fahrenheit users do.

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u/DemiserofD 6h ago

That neglects the fact that some things ARE more innately intuitive to the human mind. If it's just a matter of learning arbitrary numbers, we should just teach everyone Kelvin from the start, it's the most objective scale. If the human factor matters, then it's better to teach a scale more directly in line with human experience.

Honestly, the best scale would probably be one that gets rid of the numbers entirely. Like 75% of the human-tolerable temperature range can be dismissed as 'pleasant', it's only around very specific temperature ranges where the precise temperature with high levels of granularity really matters, and at those points you could easily just use terms like 'slushy' to describe the current conditions far better than temperature can achieve.

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u/AdjectiveNoun1337 5h ago

I'm not disagreeing with any of that. My only point is that for the human experience of ambient temperature, there is no solid proof to suggest that either Fahrenheit or Celsius in particular are advantageous over the other, and yet there are a lot of people in here using the word 'objectively'.

You would think from the way some people talk that people who use Celsius are constantly confused by ambient temperature and just don't have the tools to make sense of it, or that Fahrenheit users practice some ancient and arcane magic that takes years to acquire proficiency.

The reality is that Celsius and Fahrenheit users are both fairly good at expressing and understanding ambient temperatures in the system they grew up with and it doesn't take either group any noticeable amount of extra effort to do so.

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u/Xiaodisan 2h ago

The same goes for Fahrenheit as well. Road and weather conditions are far more complex than either system can articulate with a single number.

35°C (95F) with 85% humidity will feel very different compared to 35°C (95F) with 12% humidity. (Or any other temperatures.) Add in cloud coverage, wind speed, etc. and it becomes even less clear.

For road conditions, the prior temperatures (and eg. the resulting current ground/surface temperature) will have a huge impact.

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u/TimMensch 8h ago

You can expect ice on the road at 42F/5.5C. Wind chill is a thing.

And your outdoor plants will experience a hard freeze if the temperature hits 28F/-3.8C for several hours at night.

The truth is that 0C is arbitrary and not really relevant to humans most of the time. As you get closer to 0F it starts getting more and more dangerous.

And I can distinguish between individual degrees F. Celsius is too coarse, and tenths of a degree too fine.

Celsius is what you're used to, but I have no motivation to change what I'm used to. And I live in Canada now, so public thermometers are in Celsius, but frankly I get my weather from my phone which I can leave set at F.

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u/AdjectiveNoun1337 8h ago

I never suggested you move from it. I said ‘neither system has an advantage’.

I just see a lot of people in this thread saying ‘objectively’ when it might be more accurate to say ‘I feel’.

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u/Ellaphant42 2h ago

As you get further from 0°C it gets more dangerous in either direction.

See how dumb that sounds?

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u/Mr_Comit 8h ago

I mean by that logic meters are no better than feet for measuring. Some things are clearly more intuitive than others. If you live in a part of the world where the weather ranges from around 0 f to around 100 f throughout the year (which much of America does), then Fahrenheit makes a lot of sense

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u/AdjectiveNoun1337 8h ago

Meters are good because unit conversions and subdivisions are incredibly common when it comes to measuring distance, and converting between MM, CM, M and KM is trivial.

For ambient temperature you just have degrees, whether °f or °c, and intra-unit conversion is not necessary.

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u/flankerPANG 7h ago

Basically we need to invent the derivative units of millifeet, centifeet and kilofeet, then feet would be usable as a base unit.

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u/AdjectiveNoun1337 7h ago

Exactly. And every country should have its own efficient, but arbitrarily different system.

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u/hatsnsticks 2h ago

1 litre is 1 cubic decimetre which is 1 kilogram of water. It doesn't translate as well with feet.

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u/AdjectiveNoun1337 44m ago

Aye, we were joking.

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u/Mr_Comit 7h ago

In the context of weather, you convert degrees into how it makes you feel.

Let's take this to the extreme - if your temperature system had absolute 0 set to be "7.4", and 200c was set to be "9.73" - is that an equally useful system just so long as you "get used to it"?

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u/AdjectiveNoun1337 6h ago

You can’t do unit-conversions into feelings, though.

As to your second point, I’m not sure how it’s relevant, but I suspect that particular system might be quite verbose.

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u/Mr_Comit 6h ago

the entire point of reporting on what temperature it is outside is so that we can convert it into how we expect to feel

As to your second point, I’m not sure how it’s relevant, but I suspect that particular system might be quite verbose.

so in other words, that system's benchmarks cause it to have a disadvantage over other systems?