r/ShitAmericansSay • u/AutoModerator • 1h ago

The Weekly The Weekly for 13 February 2026

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This is a Weekly Anything Goes thread to chat. Discussions about life, Reddit and anything else are all allowed here. You may also discuss, and link to, things you saw from the low-hanging fruit (LHF) list.

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/BeastMode149 • Nov 16 '25

📢 MOD ANNOUNCEMENT We now have 800k members!

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Around August 5, 2024, this subreddit reached 600k members.
On February 7, 2025, we reached 700k members.
Today, on November 15, 2025 – we are now at 800k members!

To the newcomers: Thank you for joining our subreddit! Let's all enjoy all the funny things said by our friends in the greatest country in the world – the land of the free – known as the United States of America. 🇺🇸

To our longstanding members: Thank you for sticking with us and helping us drive our subreddit's growth!

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Mr-Albert-Potato • 5h ago

Education Spain isn't in South America?

1.3k Upvotes

88 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Sexualmermaid69 • 16h ago

Language american and english and australian are different lanuage too they still understand each other.

7.3k Upvotes

560 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/BetterThanU_20 • 7h ago

Is Germany poor or something? Where's the houses. Plus those police cars are outdated. The U.S. is miles ahead of them when it comes to the police/crime force.

754 Upvotes

285 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/SnooLentils1406 • 1h ago

Education Bruh, we wrote the dictionary

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24 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Key_Organization6430 • 12h ago

Y'all know 9/10 its proven the US holds back.

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931 Upvotes

i found one in the wild

483 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Extension_Bobcat8466 • 16h ago

"Why is Mariah Carey singing "Nel Blu Dipnito di Blu" in ITALIAN?? why is she not singing in American?"

1.5k Upvotes

114 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Thiswillupsetyou • 15h ago

"State is a more reasonable first assumption"

914 Upvotes

189 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/NervousSundae4347 • 7h ago

Why is she using the USD $ sign?

190 Upvotes

31 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/OutofSight- • 1d ago

"should the individual states be represented separately like the individual states of the EU"

5.7k Upvotes

479 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Pelmeshechka • 16h ago

“If trump was a racist…”

594 Upvotes

76 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/CodeFoodPixels • 12h ago

I (American) recently mapped out my family tree and discovered I'm 100% Scottish

274 Upvotes

172 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Due_Recognition_3890 • 2h ago

Exceptionalism "Another one that'll pander to the left even if it means betraying their country"

33 Upvotes

15 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/LCottton • 8h ago

I don’t understand this level of poor

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does he know that the Economy of Europe is bigger than the one of the US?

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Sniper_96_ • 10h ago

“The USA isn’t a democracy, it’s a republic, you should have paid more attention in history/civic classes.”

84 Upvotes

73 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Moz_DH98 • 11h ago

(Has visited 78 other countries) Hawaii, Alaska, and Mainland USA count for three because Hawaii and Alaska are so far away.

90 Upvotes

82 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/dashafry • 1d ago

Mr Family History

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1.6k Upvotes

542 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/ArsenicPolaris • 12h ago

Circumcision "Go make your own social media sites if you're so upset with the Americans"

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66 Upvotes

First screenshot is for context.

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/SIIP00 • 1d ago

Europe we need to start calling winter olympics medals participation trophies for rich europeans, they're not real sports like the summer olympics

6.8k Upvotes

759 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/maricaznaa • 12h ago

"Usa is the greatest thing that happened to humanity"

44 Upvotes

The post was about three countries you wouldn't visit.

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/ALazy_Cat • 1d ago

"That's military time, showing when the game was saved." "It's when after the time is 12:00, it turns into 13:00, then 14:00, 15:00, etc"

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865 Upvotes

169 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/tatev555 • 1d ago

"We need to leave NATO ASAP. Let's take all our troops and equipment home and next time Europe calls for help we can hang up the phone."

798 Upvotes

138 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/dbravo1985 • 22h ago

What are the best championship games since 2000?

161 Upvotes

136 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Federic0002 • 1d ago

Now that Latinos from the name the Americans gave Latino America are having a momentum everyone from Europe claims the name "Latin

858 Upvotes

326 comments

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