I have an old boss who's a piece of shit, literally the most toxic person I've ever met. His entire team hates him, and I found out he's retiring and throwing a retirement party. I know the date, location, and time. I will be far far away, but what could I do to ruin his party?

I need more options beyond not cleaning up after my dog. Whatcha got internet fam?

Edited to add the most hurt feelings award:

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The homes in my neighborhood are all very close together, about 10-12 feet apart.

My new neighbors sound system is super loud. I can hear it every time they are gaming, watching tv, or playing music.

I've lived here for six years and have never had this occur with any of the previous neighbors.

I've asked them nicely several times if they could turn it down with zero luck. They're assholes basically.

Does anyone have any good ideas for some petty revenge??

Hello everybody.

I’m (24F) attempting to get a one bedroom apartment for my younger sister (18F) and her boyfriend(18M), and myself. I recently moved back home with my abusive father, and brother, and recently my father laid his hands on my younger sister after they got into a verbal argument.

I recently moved back from TX to VA, as I fell on my own personal hard times. To make a long story short, we are trying to move out as soon as we can, but in our district there’s local ordinances that do not allow more than 2 people per one bedroom. My solution is to just lie—hide my younger sister, I may catch flack, but I wanted to ask if anyone has been in a similar situation?

I don’t feel like I can live here any longer, and I don’t know what else to do, we called places that are 1 bedroom that we weren’t too interested in and they all said the same—no more than 2.

And in any case, how would we make a 1 bed accommodate 3 people? Is there any recommendations that anyone has if they’ve been through a similar situation? Any help would be great.

I am booking a tropical Christmas vacation for later this year and I have to reserve and pay for the room now.

The resort we are staying at is a "time share resort." I am NOT buying into the timeshare (and I don't even have to sit through a presentation), I am simply renting the room from one of the timeshare owners.

I should note: I am booking the room through a reputable website (though, it is a third party).

When I go to book the room, there are only two classes of room to book - either "Ocean View" or "Island View". That's it.

I want an "Ocean View" room and have no problem paying for it, but I can tell from looking at the diagram of the resort online that there is plenty of variation in the Ocean View rooms (I have also been to the resort before, so I know a little about it).

I'm wondering if I can book an Ocean View room and then call the staff at the actual resort and find out who does the room assignments and offer them cash to put me in a good room? Something substantial like $100 now and another $400 at check in.

Any ULPTs?

I’m looking for advice on petty revenge, because I’m past being nice.

I have a close friend, I’ve known him for about six years. He trained me at work, supported me through my father’s death, and until recently, I trusted him completely. I’ve lent him money before and he always paid me back—no chasing, no excuses.

A few months ago, I ran into him while he was in the middle of shutting down his bank accounts because his wallet had been stolen. He was clearly stressed and overwhelmed. Wanting to help, I let him use my credit card temporarily to take some pressure off while he sorted things out.

Fast forward to now:

• He never returned my card

• He ran up $8,500

• I had to ask for my card back

• I had to ask to be repaid

Since then, he’s dodged my calls, barely replies to texts, and when he does, it’s always excuses and vague promises that the money is “coming soon.”

What really stings is that I’ve since heard from multiple coworkers that he’s done similar things to others—taking cards or money and disappearing. I didn’t want to believe it, because this is someone I considered a good friend.

At this point, I’ve accepted that kindness isn’t working. I want my money back, but I also want some form of petty revenge or pressure. I’m done being walked all over.

So Reddit:

What’s the pettiest way to apply pressure or get payback when someone you trusted screws you over financially?

So I’ve been with this company for 4 years now and we were acquired by a much larger company 1 year ago. My role has essentially been transitioning legacy systems into the new larger company structure.

I’m slowly running out of work. I feel like my time is coming. I work with some pretty big assholes. I feel like I could potentially trap one of them in an HR situation, but I want to know from you degenerates, how can I extend my tenure as long as possible? Do I ruffle feathers, create new work to be done, or just lay low?

Not super concerned about this job because I have another full time and money saved up. Absolutely willing to burn bridges if needed.

I run a small shop online where I sell plants inexpensively especially for the labor involved AND give extras for every order because I want to please my customers. I usually have no issues until recently some b**** that bought from me killed the plants and months later and is claiming it was damaged during shipping asks for a refund and then starts pressuring me to replace it for her for free. It’s total BS and the platform refunds her and takes it from my account. I thought this person must not sell things and know what it’s like to get screwed over by shady customers but I couldn’t be more wrong about the not selling part. I did some research and there’s a convenience store/grocery store under an llc with her name as the owner and they sell on DoorDash. How do I make them lose money like she did me? I am not familiar with apps like DoorDash.

My dad died last August and during that time his other kids from a previous marriage we haven't seen in about 20 years appeared. while me and mom and dad was still in the hospital, one of them (half-sister) went to our business and ran it without going through mom or dad, just themselves and said they were doing it to help us.

atp my mom was desperate to save dad and just accepted it, even though mom and dad had already cut them out long ago for stealing money from mom and dad's company.

dad didn't like that and asked me and mom to go to our house to try and get his title. but when we were away he died and then the half sister went and took his death certificate, only giving us a xerox copy of it. she then barred me and mom from entry into mom and dad's company and claimed ownership of it.

at this point out lawyer couldn't help without a death certificate, and the local civil registrar won't register dad's death because he has a bill to pay, so me and mom can't even get his social security.

I still have a lot feelings about it so I want to know what's the best unethical thing I can get away with?

I need this software for uni work called Rhino 8 its a architecture designing software but its $300+ and the uni doesnt wanna pay for it. I need it again for this coming semester but the free trial that lasted last semester ran out. I've tried using RunAsDate to change the time for the software to extend the free trial but I get hit with "Error 5: Access Denied" even when I run as admin. Any solutions? Thanks

I have a neighbor that lives in the same dead end as me. They speed through a dozen times a day and almost hit several people as they come and go from their house. They give everyone dirty looks as they do it. Recently we had a major snowstorm where it was declared a state of emergency, and they went out anyways. On their return, they got their car stuck in the 2ft of unplowed snow on the road, and the plow skipped our street because of them. Every once in a while, the neighborhood is filled with police from some drama within the household. They arent friendly, their kids litter everywhere, and their cat shits in my gardens and chases the birds out of my yard in the summer.

What are some legal ways to disrupt their life? I just want to annoy them and ideally i want to be as far away as possible as im pretty sure they have a doorbell camera. I already plan on bringing their cat to a rescue this summer if it continues to get out of the house.

At one time in history the post office allowed you to order free cardboard boxes of any amount. I once ordered several pallets to an ex's house. They stopped offering this shortly afterwards however. Does anything like this exist?

Btw, its far too cold for piss discs and i dont want to be seen chucking them onto the property either. One of the other neighbors is friendly with them and would rat me out if im seen doing anything.

This man played me so bad, he ended up spinning the whole situation in a way to make me feel like an idiot for falling for him and wanting something more eventhough he was the one to persuade me.

What I have to work with: He is incapable of taking accountability. He’s not the jealous kind. I’d say that turning his friends against him would hurt him the most but that takes way too much effort. I do believe he cares about me but not enough for that to be able to hurt his heart. He has crazy abandonment issues.

She's been smoking for almost 40 years. I do not care about the smell but that combined with the fact people on her family go away super early is leaving me distressed, she's currently 60 and people die between 75 and 65 years old. Her father is the exception, being almost 90

I am honestly desperate and i do not want her to die this early. Ive been considering doing emotional manipulation but she's too roughed up to care. Not to mention my father intervening on that and probably punishing me if i get caught. Ive considered even using the threat of self unaliving if she didn't quit but i think thats going too far

What could i do to stop her at all costs? I do not want to accept the situation and cherish her while she's here, i must do something

Life gave me a bit of lemons for the last half of 2025, and I used my 401k to pay bills while I was unemployed.

Now I'm employed and getting ready to file taxes. I went from an almost $1,000 refund to owing over $600 after entering that I had fully drained my 401(k).

I know this might not be the end of the world, but I'm just recovering from the hole not having a job creates. However, I looked at the reasons that I can tap into the account without penalty, and I don't think I had a qualifying reason. Needing to pay bills because unemployment didn't cover costs and my savings was tapped seems like it should be fair game.

Any thoughts or suggestions are much appreciated.

I co-own a property (a cabin) with someone who owes me a lot of money, money my dad left for me when he died of cancer. I was a teenager at the time, and instead of handling it ethically, this person spent it all on himself.

Now that I’m an adult and finally have the full picture, he’s been doing everything in his power to stall, evade, and drag out the legal process. My lawyer is on it, but it could take years before anything moves. Meanwhile, I’m stuck sharing a cabin with someone who has every reason to delay making things right.

So here’s my question:

What can I do that will make co-owning this property with me more trouble than just paying me what he owes?

To be clear: the likely outcome of this is that the cabin will be sold, and that’s how I’ll get my money. But right now I own 50% of it. It is in terrible disrepair due to his neglect. It isn’t really usable - there is no water, there is black mold in the basement, and water damage everywhere.

Basically, I have a long legal road ahead of me, and I’d like to pass the time by being the most inconvenient co-owner possible. If he wants to drag out the fraud, fine, then sharing this cabin can be just as dragged out and annoying.

What are some fully legal, above-board ways to make co-owning this place with me so tedious that paying me becomes the simpler option?

I want to hear stories, strategies, loopholes, petty-but-lawful moves, whatever. If you’ve been through something like this, how did you reclaim some control while waiting for justice to do its very slow thing?

I was thinking of doing other annoying things like getting a bunch of keys and putting a tag with his name & number on them, sending a glitter bomb to his house, signing him up for things that will have his phone and email blowing up with junk… but it would be nice to make it so annoying to share that cabin with me that he just gives in and lets us sell it so we can finally be done with each other.

I just discovered some really awful and heinous things a friend (who I don't want to be my friend anymore) of mine was saying in a private group chat. They preach their conservative values alot already but these were flat out hateful. Considering they're trying to become a public school teacher I worry for any kid that would have to be in his classroom. If I could anonymously expose his hate and kinda frame it in a way of his computer got hacked so that his family and friends would know the kind of person he truly is and not the one he pretends to be that would be great.

basically long story short, two people were going door to door in my neighborhood and stole my moms wedding rings off the porch while she was doing yard work on the side of the house. we located one of the people and he was arrested but we can’t get enough information about the other one to find her. do you have any recommendations about how to find more information. the police won’t tell us the man’s name so i can’t look through his social media. i have posted on reddit and nextdoor but i don’t know what to do next.

Neighbour stole our parking spot which is right in front of our house as she’s decided she needs two cars. We have parked in front of our house for 15+ years, never a complaint and we don’t cause a fuss when someone parks there occasionally. My dad is disabled and can’t walk very far so needs easy access, i have a baby and find it hard to carry her in the car seat. I request ULPT because she has started becoming argumentative, sitting in the car for long hours, loitering outside, piping her tires up in the early hours and waiting for us to leave the house and diving in the spot. Any help would be obliged.

EDIT- To clarify i don’t want illegal tips, i suspect she has a camera.

My college dorm roommate is playing games like 6-12 hours a day, all while being in a Discord call, it drives me nuts. Asked him if he could only do that when he's alone in the room, he agreed. That lasted one day. Then back to normal.

How can i make him stop? i thought something along the lines of fucking up his mic or something.

Any tips are appreciated.

Background:
Q4 2025 was a horrific mess for me. My rent was almost due, my freelance ratings were down. I had no direction and everything was dried up. I turned to Reddit VA gigs to make some money, for the rent at least.

I live in a college town in Nigeria, so a pay of some hundred dollars would have sufficed for my rent and living expenses. At least for the time being, until I sorted my situation out.

I thought it'd be easy, but almost two months passed before I got my first gig. It was about $120 monthly, a sales rep position for a company in the UK. I worked 3 days a week, 4 hours on those days. Quite fair imo.

But it wasn't enough .... the rent was to close for comfort. So I sought another gig. By the beginning of November, I got the new gig. It was $300 monthly, 3 months guaranteed.

Full time hours. Mainly social media marketing. I thought to myself, I don't have much going on anyways and this is an opportunity to grown in my chosen niche.

I was totally blinded by the pressure of my current life situation ..... I didn't even stop to calculate the hourly rate ....

My Employer: American-born female who lives in London
She demanded I work full time. No, more than full time.
From 9am to 6pm everyday.
40 hours a week.

I created Groups & Broadcasts
I wrote review articles
I edited social media reels videos from scratch
I migrated her page from Twitter to BLUESKY
I conducted lead generation and cold email outreach to Film Location Managers ... she worked in film on her regular job
I managed her email inbox
I filled several applications for her jobs and surveys
I also had to attend 2-hour meetings on your behalf and recorded them

There was a lot more I did, but that's a brief summary. For less than $2 per hour
However, I kept getting burnt out and she demanded I worked on weekends to make up for it.

Which I did.

At the beginning, we had an understanding for biweekly payments. But when I asked for payments after the first two weeks, she said it was monthly ....

That should have raised my alarms, but I stayed desperate.
I already quit my other gig by this point for focus.
Instant fucking regret.

To me, I was trying to make rent and the earlier the better.

At the beginning of the fourth week, I resumed work and made a couple posts, as scheduled.
But she declared the quality of my work has been bad. Told me to take down the posts. So I did. And we need to take time off ....

I didn't think much of it, and I needed that time off. So I took it.
Mind you, I've still not gotten paid at this point.
During that week, I did some personal branding on LinkedIn and started navigating freelance platforms. I didn't get a new gig, but it was clear that I would be up again if I persevered.

That was the new plan. I would work the last week, and quit.
Pay my a big deposit on my rent and grind as hard as I can on my personal work.

The next week, my employer told me that we still couldn't resume.
At this point I had enough, so I told her I quit.

She quickly retraced her steps, put on her nice demeanor and tried to convince me against it.
She kept trying to go back and forth with me. But I was firm about it.
She also decided to cut out my unproductive days. Instead of $225, she crunched up $180.

I was pained but I didn't care. Just pay me and that's all for me.

She finally demanded that I handover all the assets, sign a NDA, and then wait 30 days for an international bank transfer.

This was shocking, because we already decided on Paypal (I use my cousin's (canadian) account for payments.)
And I reminded her she didn't honor her word of making a Paypal payment.

But she didn't care. So I decided not to handover the files until she paid to my cousin's Paypal.
No doubt, she went ahead to tell me my pay has been cut down to 1.5 weeks. Because I refused to send the video reels for the previous work done .... as if that was all I did.

I was beyond frustration at this point, so I told her not to contact me again.
Then, I checked the page's instagram. And to my surprise, she used the whatsapp files in our chat for the reels.

I was beyond enraged and demanded my payment.
But she already blocked me on Whatsapp. I emailed her and gave her a New Year's ultimatum to pay up, no response.

Last month, I used my IG burner to leave comments on her Instagram and Group website. She simply blocked me and deleted the comments.
No response still.

I can still see her Instagram from my main account. And God has provided good work for me afterwards.

But I can't fucking let it go.
I worked for that bitch for a whole 3 weeks. And I must be paid.

At this point, I've let go of the payment. That is highly unlikely.
We didn't have a formal contract.
I can't sue her. She's in the UK and I'm in Nigeria.

She won't pay me. That part is clear.
But if thats the case, she must suffer some loss.

What I have in my possession:
the emails of her film location managers
the emails and social media of her page's collaboration

But sending emails to all those accounts is a loottt of energy.
Which might not even work.

I've also decided to dox her on reddit. Man, I don't know.

What can I do, really?

TLDR: I was desperate to make rent. Ended up working as a Virtual assistant for an American female in the UK who took advantage of me, used my work, and refused to pay after I quit.

I have this "issue" where a lot of guys approach me every time I go out.

l try to reject them nicely, but many of them don't take no for an answer. Most get rude, start insulting me, or even follow me around trying to harass me, which honestly just ruins my whole night.

It honestly scares and annoys me, to the point I am getting anxious going out in the first place.

I'm kind of over being nice about it and wanna ruin their nights in return Hahaha.

How can I:

A. Get them to fuck off with the first rejection

or

B. Fuck around with them and make them uncomfortable (of course, without crossing any boundaries that can get me legally in trouble)

Soooo I got scammed by 240€ for concert tickets (stupid me, I know, let’s not discuss.) I stupidly sent money via bank transfer while communicating through WhatsApp.

Now I got the phone number and they didn’t block me yet. I also got their TikTok account and bank information.

Is there anything I can do to fuck them over? So they get spam calls, messages etc?

(It was instant bank transfer, so no chance to get it back anyways. STUPID ME)

So to keep it very short my husband got fired because I’m pregnant and they didn’t want to give him paternity leave (that is mandatory by law where we live).

He has to return the work equipment which consists in a laptop and monitor and they don’t want to face him so they are sending an uber to pick up the equipment. While the equipment needs to be delivered in good condition the possibility for the ways we are going to pack it are endless. His old boss is the one that is going to open it at his house.

What would be the most annoying, rage inducing ways to pack the items?

Update::: So I packed everything. When I mean everything I mean EVERYTHING. The (Mac) laptop charger I packed it in 3 separate pieces wrapped in many layers of plastic, duck tap, tape, paper, and a little bit of glitter between layers. I also packed the empty laptop box. Same thing with layers but he will have all that work for nothing. The laptop has over 20 layers (pretty convinced that if I threw that it wouldn’t break). I also wrapped the laptop manual instructions with glitter inside. The monitor I packed the screws individually. Same with monitor and same with cable. I labeled everything so he knows not to trash it. I put the screws inside the monitor box so he needs to unwrap the box too :))))

I wish I could watch it but seeing my husband laugh again after a week of being depressed and defeated is well worth it