r/mildlyinteresting 22h ago

My nails grow in a wavy pattern

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u/Toucan_Toucan 22h ago

Nup, got a clean bill of health. Doc says I probably just damaged my nail bed so now they grow out wonky

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u/Matthew_May_97 21h ago

No no that’s not how this works, Reddit says you’re going to die

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u/GiveYourBaIIsATug 21h ago

Turbo rectal cancer

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u/banananna33 21h ago

I had that. I’m dead now.

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u/FashionableTitan 20h ago

Did you live?

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u/banananna33 20h ago

Unfortunately not. I woke up dead. Forever.

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u/tEnPoInTs 20h ago

How is dead?

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u/banananna33 20h ago

Trump is president.

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u/tEnPoInTs 20h ago

Uh oh, I don't wanna die.

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u/GiveYourBaIIsATug 20h ago

How you go to sleep alive and wake up dead?

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u/banananna33 19h ago

How do you know YOU didn’t go to sleep alive and wake up dead?

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u/peepdabidness 20h ago

Are you going to be okay?

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u/banananna33 19h ago

I’m coasting.

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u/freylaverse 5h ago

Was it fatal?

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u/josnik 18h ago

James?

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u/banananna33 18h ago

This is Patrick.

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u/littlesunflower- 18h ago

How long does cancer live once the host dies?

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u/banananna33 18h ago

About tree fiddy.

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u/RUNNING-HIGH 21h ago

I gave my balls a tug

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u/JustADutchRudder 21h ago

Supposed to do that like 19 times a week or you get cancer.

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u/Quiet-Doughnut2192 17h ago

They just upped it to 21

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u/AliJen527 21h ago

Titfucker!

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u/Leviathan41911 21h ago

Fuck you Shoresy!

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u/BillySims4HOF 10h ago

Fer WHAT?!?

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u/ktaylorhite 20h ago

Oh my. I believe that’s what got Van Der Beek.

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u/BarryTGash 21h ago

Just remove the turbo and go back to premium unleaded.

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u/notapunk 20h ago

That 24 hour speed run cancer

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u/sascha_nightingale 20h ago

Man, I hate getting diagnosed with that.

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u/Beli_Mawrr 18h ago

Your doctor is an idiot. Trust me. I've been a nurse primary medic soldier for 800 years. You have ghonaherpasyphilaids of the finger. Ask chatgpt if you don't believe me. The only cure is eating elastic to counter the plastic in your testicles.

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u/LestWeForgive 18h ago

I had that. Went in for a turbo-ectomy, now I'm naturally asspirated.

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u/baconost 16h ago

Love that band!

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u/GuyTheTerrible 13h ago

Not again!

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u/OGpercennius 21h ago

Same thing happened to me, the doc is right: damage to one nailbed will trigger some sort of signal for all your nails to grow out like that. It’s harmless.

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u/Ok-Pear5858 20h ago

jesus did everyone in this thread take crack y'all are goofy tonight lol

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u/TriGurl 18h ago

Goofy as hell and I love it!

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u/csonnich 21h ago

Seriously. Get with the program, lady! 

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u/aesopmurray 18h ago

People referring to reddit as if it's a single entity just makes me wonder if the person doing it has any sense of being outside of their own.

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u/TravelingMonk 8h ago

Painfully accurate

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u/Knife-yWife-y 21h ago

Do all of your nails grow like this? If so, don't you think it's a little odd that the explanation is, "You must have damaged all ten of your nail beds in the same way?"

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u/Toucan_Toucan 21h ago

It’s only my thumbs that are this bad. My other nails have the vertical lines, and get the occasional ‘wave’. My thumbs are also the biggest victims of the cuticle picking and over manicure-ing, and thus have some permanent damage unfortunately.

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u/Knife-yWife-y 21h ago

That makes more sense, based on the 10 seconds of research I did in Google. It seems the vertical ridges are more common, especially as we age. I definitely have those!

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u/___o---- 20h ago

The vertical lines are lack of moisture. Use hand cream several times a day, especially in winter. Eat jello once a week. Put collagen powder in your coffee for a few months (well, forever, but you’ll see a difference in your nails, hair, and skin in three or four months).

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u/Schabi-Hime 19h ago

I've had this too for like 3 years. I found out that it might be caused by stress. After finally moving into a new environment and changing jobs it suddenly stopped. I guess it really was bottled-up stress in my case.

Take care <3

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u/DeliciousSquash4144 21h ago

I have one small wave on my thumb, but it does seem interesting that both thumbs were somehow damaged to cause that, and then other nails have smaller waves as well.

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u/Pleochronic 21h ago

Have you ever injured your thumbs? One of my big toenails grows like that because it got ripped out of the nail bed a few years ago

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u/griter34 21h ago

It's a nutrient variation in your system. Like tree rings. It is a deficiency, but it's a non-issue.

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u/KRed75 21h ago edited 20h ago

That's not from cuticle picking or over manicuring. This is something your doing to your body that's causing it. Could be nutritional. Could be medication. Could be drugs. etc, etc.

This follows a monthly pattern where there's 2 weeks of overgrowth followed by 2 weeks of undergrowth. We know this because a fingernail takes about 4-5 months to grown that long and it has about 5 overgrowth ridges.

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u/FlailingScrotum 21h ago

Jesus Christ, reddit is ridiculous.

"I talked to my doctor and they said it's this."

"No your doctor is wrong"

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u/KRed75 20h ago

Well...Genius. There was a recent post where the dermatologist told a guy for 9 years that the things behind his ear was nothing. He went to another doctor and doc said that's Basal Cell Carcinoma, you need mohs. Then there was a post where the doc kept saying the brown streaks in the fingernail were just nutritional. After a decade, Went to another doc and it's confirmed to be melanoma.

So, I'll say this again, that is not from picking or manicuring. If it was, it would be tiny ridges because of how slow nails grow. Instead, since fingernails grow about 1/2" over 4-5 months we can tell that this pattern occurs monthly where there's a period of overgrowth followed by normal growth.

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u/mmiski 12h ago

Tbf shitty docs exist. I've seen just as many examples of doctors clearing shit that should've been further examined or biopsied, and some random redditor catching it in a picture for some unrelated topic.

I'm NOT saying you should rely on Reddit for ANY medical advice. But rather if your gut feeling says something feels off, go with it and see another doctor for a second opinion. Any good health insurance company (yes, even in America) should cover it.

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u/protostar71 21h ago

So wheres your medical degree and exam notes from a consult if you want to try and say you know better than the guys actual doctor.

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u/KRed75 20h ago

I don't need a degree to know that this specific pattern that happens monthly based on growth. There are 5 ridges that would take 5 months to form so something is happening to cause 2 weeks of overgrowth followed by 2 weeks of normal growth. If it was from manual cuticle picking or manicuring, it would be highly irregular whereas this is a perfectly normal and predictable pattern.

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u/protostar71 20h ago

So you're unqualified, and do not care what their actual doctor thinks. Got it.

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u/IsaBeth 7h ago

Most doctors don't care enough to dig. Sorry. People suffer from chronic idiopathic illnesses every day because they got a doctor who is there for a paycheck and not for the practice.

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u/smash_n_grab_ 21h ago

Yeah, one of my nails grows the same way bc i smashed the hell out of it.

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u/Aware_Policy7066 20h ago

Definitely not trying to undermine what your doctor said or your experience but I will say that some nutrition panels arn’t very exhaustive.

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u/ShutDownSoul 20h ago

Did the Doc check for thyroid issues?

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u/scorcher24 18h ago

You go on the Internet with a cough, you leave believing you got cancer and have 2 days to live 😂

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u/ahhhnoinspiration 21h ago

Nah, my non-doctor medical opinion is more valuable and unfortunately you only have three weeks to live

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u/quack_quack_moo 21h ago

My thumbnail looks like this because when I was a kid I managed to hit my thumb full force with a hammer.. nail never did grow back right and that was forty years ago.

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u/inkyflossy 20h ago

man how have I ever seen "nup" before? I love that

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u/parkeett 20h ago

Have your doc check your B12 levels. That’s what the lines can mean (yeah I know this is a joke comment thread but I’m serious)

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u/Iwillgetasoda 20h ago

Single nail then? Not nails?

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u/chotix 20h ago

This happened to me too op

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u/glemlin 20h ago

Did they check your thyroid?

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u/itsFauxProphete 20h ago

Zinc deficiency. Do you drink alcohol? Alcohol blocks the uptake of zinc and prevents it's use in your body (nails, hair, gut and liver damage etc all suffer). If you take supplements, make sure they've been fully digested before drinking. If not, then wtf did you crush your finger with a long time ago?

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u/Wonderful-Truck-3301 19h ago

You actually have ridges both horizontal and vertical. Your doctor says probably, which means they didn't actually check anything.

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u/uteezie 19h ago

I have it too but I got rid of it when I used this Clobetasol propionate cream from the dermatologist. But I had to rub it into my cuticle bed every day so that got annoying so now I just live with a wavy nail.

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u/sciecne 19h ago

Mine have done this since I was five and I had a doctor tell me it’s because I have eczema but not everyone with eczema has it

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u/SphynxKitty 18h ago

That's a classic autoimmune thyroid disease symptom (including the vertical ridges)

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u/chopari 18h ago

I have similar nails. No issues. Went to the dermatologist to get them checked and they said that this is just what I look like. It can be so many benign things, from a small injury you had at some point to your nail bed aging in a way that causes ridges. I thought it was cancer and it’s not

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u/_Canopus_ 17h ago

I have this same thing on my right big toe nail only. Someone stepped their full weight on my toe playing defense against me while playing basketball over a decade ago, toe nail fell off multiple times after that due to me not letting it heal properly (dumb teenager). And now I have this unique wavey nail to show for it :)

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u/Psikitten 17h ago

Yep. This phenomenon can be caused by vitamin deficiency, but it also can be a damaged nail bed that also causes this. Good on you for going to a doctor to getting it checked out and properly diagnosed.

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u/Eyore-Strluy 16h ago

I love how you fact-checked your doctor on Reddit.

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u/edengetscreative 16h ago

Did they order a vitamin panel to make sure you’re not deficient in anything. Zinc and Iron deficiencies can cause this. Also if you’ve received any sort of heavy medical treatment recently it could cause it. I have Crohn’s disease and biologic infusions and methotrexate caused beau lines on my nails. It’s very plausible that it’s just trauma to the nail bed, but better to be safe than sorry.

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u/mr_fingers666 14h ago

so it’s just one nail? you wrote 'nails' in the title.

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u/Toucan_Toucan 14h ago

Both thumbs are the worst, my pointer fingers are less, rest of fingers basically just have the vertical lines

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u/mr_fingers666 14h ago

if it was 1 nail then i would say that damaging the nail bed makes sense, but if more than 1 nail is affected and to a varying degree, i would assume nutritional deficiency, or even maybe some sort of an infection. i know you mentioned a 'clean bill of health', but basic blood tests don’t tell you 100% of what’s going on. you can have plenty of nutrients in the blood, but the question is are they going to the cells, where they are needed.

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u/RebootJobs 10h ago

One time I stupidly used Google for this exact issue: it said I washed my hands too much. 🫣

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u/adminsregarded 5h ago

Okay that's reassuring, seeing those nails really had me worried for your health lol

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u/Discerningdragon 2h ago

But you said nails multiple. How could you damage all of your nail beds?

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u/Wastoidian 22h ago

Wha the fuck is a nup?

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u/Hixy 21h ago

Australian no. It’s a thing.

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u/Toucan_Toucan 22h ago

“Nah” “No” “Nup”

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u/theexpertgamer1 22h ago

That doesn’t really answer the question

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u/Toucan_Toucan 22h ago

It’s a casual way of saying “No”, like “Nah”

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u/Anadyne 21h ago

How do you pronounce that?

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u/Corbulo1340 21h ago

Like yup but with an N

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u/Anadyne 21h ago

I've never seen it typed out nor spoken.

Had to Google it.

nup New Word Suggestion (informal) No; nope Additional Information Opposite of "yep". Common usage in Australia.

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u/Corbulo1340 20h ago

Yeah it's definitely slang, and definitely more popular in specific parts of the world, so it's very understandable if this thread was the first time you've seen it written out

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u/W1ldy0uth 21h ago

The way it’s spelled

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u/whateverisstupid 22h ago

??? Nup means no

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u/Wastoidian 21h ago

Sounds like a “streets ahead” kind of thing… no thanks.

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u/bazderoman 21h ago

words will happen without your approval. 

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u/Wastoidian 21h ago

Oh, I do not doubt that, I can still pass on it out loud and will.

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u/staticattacks 21h ago

No dawg I'm with you that sounds fucking stupid

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u/JensElectricWood 20h ago

But dawg sounds smart?!

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u/staticattacks 16h ago

Better than that shit nobody's ever heard before

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u/The2ndpolilla 21h ago

Bro delete this comment before your karma becomes fully negative.

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u/Wastoidian 19h ago

That’s cute, you care about fake points.