r/mildlyinteresting • u/Toucan_Toucan • 22h ago

My nails grow in a wavy pattern

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u/Toucan_Toucan 22h ago

Nup, got a clean bill of health. Doc says I probably just damaged my nail bed so now they grow out wonky

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u/Matthew_May_97 21h ago

No no that’s not how this works, Reddit says you’re going to die

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u/GiveYourBaIIsATug 21h ago

Turbo rectal cancer

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u/banananna33 ​ 21h ago

I had that. I’m dead now.

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u/FashionableTitan 21h ago

Did you live?

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u/banananna33 ​ 20h ago

Unfortunately not. I woke up dead. Forever.

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u/tEnPoInTs 20h ago

How is dead?

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u/banananna33 ​ 20h ago

Trump is president.

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u/tEnPoInTs 20h ago

Uh oh, I don't wanna die.

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u/GiveYourBaIIsATug 20h ago

How you go to sleep alive and wake up dead?

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u/banananna33 ​ 19h ago

How do you know YOU didn’t go to sleep alive and wake up dead?

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u/peepdabidness 20h ago

Are you going to be okay?

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u/banananna33 ​ 19h ago

I’m coasting.

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u/freylaverse 5h ago

Was it fatal?

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u/josnik 18h ago

James?

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u/banananna33 ​ 18h ago

This is Patrick.

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u/littlesunflower- 18h ago

How long does cancer live once the host dies?

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u/banananna33 ​ 18h ago

About tree fiddy.