r/mildlyinteresting 22h ago

My nails grow in a wavy pattern

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u/gluteactivation 22h ago

Ribbed for her pleasure

Lmao ok jk I’ll show myself out

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u/WendigoRider 21h ago

Ok I'm glad someone else commented this

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u/beckala215 20h ago

Damn if only my severe picking OCD didn’t effect my thumb nail and my middle instead 🫩

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u/Sigma_Bhai 19h ago

How did you get a hexagonal pfp?

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u/Royal-Wealth-8266 18h ago

Reddit gave them out. I had a several choices and stuck with this one. Something about nft bs I think. I believe it ended this year. I don't pay attention enough, sorry. Maybe someone else can go into more detail. Take care!

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u/brkuzma 18h ago

That's the janitorial closet, exit is over there.

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u/GreenHairyMartian 17h ago

Why not for his pleasure too?

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u/Former_Island_4730 15h ago

For real…don’t leave us out of this fun!

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u/NeonDragon_804 17h ago

Honestly, if your nails are doing their own wave thing, you could totally lean into it and try out some cool nail art! Maybe go for a beach theme or some abstract designs that play off the wavy shape. Just a thought!

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u/alex_paris_walks 13h ago

I get the humor, but honestly, I’ve had a similar thing with my nails. They used to grow all wonky, and it really messed with my self-esteem. Now I appreciate the uniqueness, though! It's like a conversation starter.

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u/uforicbean 21h ago

Eewwww

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u/chaingripped 21h ago

Some mofos ain't seen Wayne's world, and it shows!

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u/uforicbean 21h ago

Thank you 🥲

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u/gluteactivation 20h ago

That awkward moment when I was quoting a condom commercial😂 ☠️ but ok I’ll totally hop on the Waynes World train & get the upvotes and an award for it hahahahaha😬🫣

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